>Phoning for pizza delivery. >“It’s buy one get one free today, sir.” >pretend to shout up to non-existent housemates to ask them if they want one >yes, “we” will take two. >Ate both in one sitting. Gluttonous shame thread?

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Anonymous Wed Jul 15 14:14:59 2015 No.6683909 [Reply] [Original]

>Phoning for pizza delivery.
>“It’s buy one get one free today, sir.”
>pretend to shout up to non-existent housemates to ask them if they want one
>yes, “we” will take two.
>Ate both in one sitting.
Gluttonous shame thread?

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 14:26:13 2015 No.6683933 >>6683909 >pretend to shout up to non-existent housemates to ask them if they want one I'm pretty sure literally every pizza worker knows you're full of shit when you do this, it's been a common trope in tv/movies for I don't know how long.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 14:53:45 2015 No.6683977 >>6683909 >they offer you a free pizza >could have literally just said "sure" >instead have to justify your bad eating habits by asking "roomates" if they want one Yeah I'm pretty sure they knew you were full of shit OP.

Anonymous Wed Jul 15 15:06:15 2015 No.6683997
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I always order online and get my roommate to answer the door. No one must know that the 2 xl pizzas, cheesy bread, cinnamon sticks, buffalo wings and 4 liters of soda are all for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 15:07:11 2015 No.6684000 >>6683909 I used to be like that but antidepressants make me not really care anymore.

Anonymous Wed Jul 15 15:13:21 2015 No.6684007

>>6683997
>not calling the order in yourself, going to the store in person and picking up the pizza while rubbing your stomach and exclaiming to the cashier that you can't wait to get home to plunder the giant order you just ordered making sure to be loud enough so everyone in the store hears
GET ON MY LEVEL

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 15:15:37 2015 No.6684011 >>6683909 Don't be such a child, no one cares about your existence, or how lonely it is. Grow up fat fuck <3 XOXO

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 15:26:04 2015 No.6684027 >Phoning for pizza delivery >"Its buy one get one free today, sir." >Tell him its a great deal and of course I will have two >Eat half the pizza because that is all I can eat and store 1.5 pizza for later

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 15:27:54 2015 No.6684032 >>6684027 90 pound weakling, pls go

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 15:33:14 2015 No.6684041 >>6683997 useless shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 15:59:19 2015 No.6684098 >>6684007 why am I slightly aroused by this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 16:06:49 2015 No.6684109 >>6684027 This is me. I always get two pizzas because better deal, eat 2-3 slices, and have food for the next 10 days.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 16:18:14 2015 No.6684142 > pizza Hut sent me 50% off coupon in email > it's wings Wednesday > wings are about $2.30 per order > rest of family is at the beach and i'm leaving work in 30 minutes I am going to kill some of those sweet chili wings.

Anonymous Wed Jul 15 16:26:14 2015 No.6684166
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>>6683909
I always order a 2L of coke or pepsi with my Large pizza.
It looks like I'll share it or make a couple of meals with it.
But I'm eating the whole thing in one sitting, alone, staring at wall while my stomach slowly processes that cheesy dough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 16:30:30 2015 No.6684184 i drink melted butter when i am thirsty. its not very effective so i drink lots of it.

Anonymous Wed Jul 15 17:01:00 2015 No.6684256

>>6683909
>“It’s buy one get one free today, sir.”
>Eating both yourself even though you only intended to eat one
>Not taking the essentially free pizza to a homeless shelter, giving it to a friend or handing it to the street beggar in the highstreet. Who then insisted you sit and share a slice with him out of politeness and humanity

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 18:06:10 2015 No.6684419 >>6684256 > implying you yourself would do any of that bullshit You're the worst kind of person you insufferable cunt

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 18:13:53 2015 No.6684445 >>6684098 Are you by chance into vore?

Anonymous Wed Jul 15 18:26:05 2015 No.6684474
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>>6684419
Believe it or not I did. It was the start of me volunteering at a shelter for a couple of months and then from the contacts there a Christian charity dealing with the elderly

I'm still as neckbeardy as before as well but don't seem to be as mad as you.

Try doing this sort of thing sometime

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 18:29:02 2015 No.6684485 >>6684474 If you give starving people food they are going to continue to live and require even more food. I hope you are proud of yourself. You are the problem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 18:29:20 2015 No.6684487 >>6684184 no way

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 18:39:50 2015 No.6684524 >>6683909 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbj8BBsWSA you're referencing this right? because this can't be real

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 20:21:44 2015 No.6684792 >>6684007 Andrew?

Anonymous Wed Jul 15 21:23:53 2015 No.6685002

I'm more ashamed of people noticing my alcohol consumption than my gluttony (which I'm actually quite proud of in fact)

am a skinnyfag so my friends and colleagues are always amazed at my ability to gorge myself whenever we're eating
>pretty sure they'd have an intervention if they knew how much I drink I will put away in one sitting, though thats for another thread

Anonymous Thu Jul 16 02:36:41 2015 No.6685845

>>6685002
Your drinking might be what's keeping you skinny. I gained 12 pounds after I quit drinking 1/2 a liter of cheapest-ass brandy every night. When I told my doctor about this he told me that this level of alcohol intake can "stun" the GI tract, so that you're not absorbing nutrients the way you should be.

Anonymous Thu Jul 16 02:52:28 2015 No.6685877
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>work at pizza place
>starving, hadn't eaten all day
>near end of shift
>going somewhere after work so didnt want to bring food home
>make small pizza
>eat entire thing

You fat fucks are freaking me out.
I don't think I could even eat an entire medium anymore.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 03:24:31 2015 No.6685925 >>6684792 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 03:55:46 2015 No.6685961 >>6683909 >go to order a medium >have promotion for family size same price as medium >yes >eat it all in one sitting >I love pizza >go back next day, buy another >repeat >I fucking love pizza Which reminds me, I hadn't had pizza in like 2 weeks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 03:57:41 2015 No.6685965 >>6684109 >next 10 days I usually get two as well, but by day 4 the pizza starts tasting like shit no matter what. I never microwave my pizza but the oven can only help for so long

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 03:58:43 2015 No.6685967 >>6684485 Yea we should kill everyone that doesn't have money

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 04:21:01 2015 No.6685983 >>6685967 agreed

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 05:42:55 2015 No.6686080 >>6683997 >two pizzas are not enough >all that extra shit to eat just how fat are you, anon?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 05:50:21 2015 No.6686089 >>6686080 6'6'' 180lb, if you've ever seen zach woods on the office or silicon valley I'm built like him I just love to pig out and I'm ashamed of it. I also don't eat all that garbage at once, but I try to.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 15:45:00 2015 No.6687131 >>6686089 Thank you hungry skellington.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 00:30:17 2015 No.6688419 File: 152 KB, 634x483, Fat-Woman-Excercing-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've eaten 3 large pizzas by myself before, I used to eat 18' pizzas too. I'm 6'4 300 lbs

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 00:35:00 2015 No.6688426 Once ate an entire sheet of tiramisu. Also ate 4 baskets of fish and chips. My record at the Chinese buffet was 5 plates food, 3 plates dessert.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 00:51:20 2015 No.6688456 I drink a lot of beer. When I do (which is almost daily), I do not eat. I typically go three or four days without food. It isn't a rare occasion. Sometimes I vomit blood. I'm lying. I often vomit blood. I suspect I'll be dead before long.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 00:52:15 2015 No.6688458 >>6688419 I look at this picture and imagine her leaning over just a bit further, enough to cause herself to roll over like a ball and crash into the shelf in front of her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 00:54:19 2015 No.6688462 ITT: bulimics

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:03:26 2015 No.6688487 >>6688462 In this post: Non spellers

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:05:47 2015 No.6688492 I usually get large pizzas and eat half now, half later. I can barely eat a medium pizza in one sitting. If I do I feel like shit.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:08:42 2015 No.6688501

This happened earlier today:
>Am part of an internship program for pretty large company
>Today they had a scheduled breakfast meeting where they fed us
>Ate a bit too much of croissants/breakfast quiche
No big deal, I'll just skip lunch
>Walk down the street to walgreens to get an Arnold Palmer 0
>Know I have meeting with other interns later
>Send to group chat I'll buy snacks for group
>Bunch of people said thanks
>Ask what they want
>No one replies
>End up just buying what I like
>Sit through meeting with interns about a subject I have little to no control over as a dev
>Bored out of my skull
>Favorite snacks in front of me
Fucking christ I couldn't control myself, I love dried fruit mixes and cracker jack.
>Realize day is done for, go for gold
>When I get home have big helping of stewed pork over rice because fuck my life
>Have a yogurt for dessert
>Sit here typing feeling ashamed

God I hate myself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:15:26 2015 No.6688518 >>6688501 I would love to have an appetite. I set an alarm for every twelve hours to remind myself to eat. I enjoy food and love cooking but I never have an appetite.

Fish Fri Jul 17 01:16:32 2015 No.6688520

If i get pizza i usually eat a large by myself sometimes, but i'm trying to stop.
i've started buying just two hot pockets or a slice at costco instead of a whole one.
I'm trying to cut it out completely, or at least have it just once every two months.
It's hard because it's my favorite food ever.
But it's working cause I feel satisfied after the pockets or the slice and not full and disgusting.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:21:06 2015 No.6688532

>>6683909
5'11" 185#, 10ish% body fat. Work out religiously, but do cheat on the diet. Got off work at 11:00 pm. Headache. Shit, forgot to eat today. Go to bar n grill. Eat chicken fried steak the size of my head, large order of fries, and cole slaw. People across the bar saying under their breath "Damn, he ate the whole thing!" What? It's Taco Night? Fuck yea! Order two of those fuckers, about 1 1/2 pounds each. Wash it all down with 4 or 5 beers. Next day so full, I ate like coffee and toast and that's it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:27:31 2015 No.6688548 >>6688419 holy shit she is fucking smug

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:28:11 2015 No.6688550 >>6688532 That's a lot of food for a fella your size. I'm impressed.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:36:48 2015 No.6688578
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>>6683909
>get offered free pizza
>okay
>eat nothing but pizza for a week
>get sick of pizza for awhile
>two weeks later crave for pizza
>call for pizza
>repeat
Works out pretty nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:53:47 2015 No.6688614 >>6683909 why didn't you just say yes and that you'll put it in the fridge? no normal person would turn down a free pizza. why didn't you put it in the fridge? no normal person would eat 2 pizzas to themselves for one meal

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:58:26 2015 No.6688622

I drink an iced coffee every day.
Not even a real one, it's basically coffee flavored milk.
It's my favorite beverage, and I prefer it to snacks too.
It's just my thing.
I will drink 500ml-1.25L every day.
If I miss a day I get depressed that night.
I usually buy the 750ml or 1.25L bottles.
If there are no large bottles at the store, I see it as an excuse to buy x2 500ml bottles.
I sip and savor this iced coffee the whole night while I'm on the computer.

I eat healthy aside from this and I get exercise to stay in shape, but I am a serious addict for that fattening coffee flavored milk.

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:06:58 2015 No.6688637
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>>6688518
>go to cafe
>see delicious thing on the menu
>it comes with sides and is priced like it will be big
>I'm starving and I want it bad
>order it
>barely finish the sandwhich/burger/wrap and hardly touch the fries/salad
>I couldn't eat any more
>gf has been waiting there for ages, because I'm such a slow eater
>her meal was as big as mine and she finished it
>feel like an asshole
>always go for lighter foccacias and stuff now, even though they're not interesting
I just want to eat a big boy meal.
When I was a fat kid I always ate adult meals no problem.
fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:43:34 2015 No.6688703 >>6688456 >browses a cooking board >eats every 3-4 days because of alcoholism pick one, fag

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:15:57 2015 No.6688755

>>6688501

Damn now I know why people are fat. It must suck to have such shit self control. I eat tasty things in moderation. I would rather have it that way and be in excellent shape than be a fat fuck who just devours food all the time.

I mean if you have no self control at the very least teach yourself how to purge.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:21:24 2015 No.6688771 >>6688703 >2015 >not coming to /ck/ for top bantz

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:26:44 2015 No.6688787 >>6688703 It's a cooking board not an eating board We're not all emasculated stay at home dads trying to make a nice dinner for the wife in the hopes of getting a blow job

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:55:07 2015 No.6688862 i eat 2 burgers for dinner everyday. at least they're homemade out of lean mince and not fast food, but it doesn't feel great

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:57:03 2015 No.6688868 >>6683933 ive never heard of this or seen it outside of 4chan and i watch lots of tv and movies . did they do it in Seinfeld or something?

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:03:43 2015 No.6688886

>>6688532
that's not fucking impressive at all you pussy ass bitch. you wanna talk about eating you fucking talk the talk and walk the walk but you don't do either none of the shit you've said was hardly impressive and you are a bitch ass nigga . wow have a good workout must be hard supporting that huuuuge walloping mass of 185 lbs FAGGOT

sorry i don't know whats wrong with me lately

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:06:19 2015 No.6688895 >>6688501 this is like barely a regular day for me. whats wrong with you people? do you all weigh 150lbs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:38:09 2015 No.6688950 >>6688886 y-you alright there anon?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:55:30 2015 No.6689076 >>6684184 Go back to /pol/, Paula Deen.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:13:10 2015 No.6689105 >>6685877 nice cade

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:18:35 2015 No.6689121 >>6688868 yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbj8BBsWSA

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:43:59 2015 No.6689146
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>bored
>see thread
>5'9" and 220lbs
>try to eat better by eating sandwiches at work instead of chips/fried foods
>still able to down an x-large pizza with no effort
>sometimes feel hungry after even if i'm drinking water with it
>resolve breaks and end up buying crappy foods for dinner from time to time
>starting to happen more
>mfw I think I can still maintain a healthy lifestyle

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:18:07 2015 No.6689289 File: 118 KB, 496x688, 1433802592369.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6685965 >Not knowing the glory of microwaved leftover pizza I pity the dead who will never know such joys

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:38:27 2015 No.6690589 >>6689289 I don't usually microwave leftover pizza, I just eat it cold.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:54:13 2015 No.6690626 >>6689146 Try eating that weight in apples. Fill that bottomless hole with plants.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 21:22:54 2015 No.6690971 File: 125 KB, 1035x720, 1407622304103.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6689146 5 people live in my house and we can't finish a large pizza in one sitting, reheated pizza is the goat but man, an x-large pizza all by yourself with no effort?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:05:20 2015 No.6691074 >>6690971 >5 people live in my house and we can't finish a large pizza in one sitting Have you tried not having sissy faggot stomachs? I mean, fuck an XL pizza is what, 12 slices? That's nothing. You can do it. I believe in you, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:07:50 2015 No.6691078 >>6690971 isnt a large pizza 10 slices? so you are saying on average you all have less than 2 slices of pizza? pizza may be caloricly dense but I dont think 1 slice is enough for a filling meal

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:39:43 2015 No.6691148

>>6690626
ironically enough, I work in the produce department. I actually do eat apples from time to time. They do virtually nothing for me. I can eat salads fine, however I have to eat close to a pound of it and drink alot of water before I feel full. Sorta defeats the purpose of eating healthy when you can eat a pound of salad.

>>6690971
Yep, but I think i'm sorta conditioned for it. Years ago, my parents would go out on friday nights, and they would leave money for pizza. My brother started ordering mediums, which was too much for me at first. Eventually it became large, and now its x-large. Years of doing this has me stuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:45:20 2015 No.6691158 >>6689121 >fucking pepe hanging up on the back wall at 00:52 RAREST A R E S T

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:46:42 2015 No.6691160 >>6691078 For most American chains a large pizza is 14" and 8 slices. So yeah, that's pretty bad. Unless it's 5 women wanting to lose weight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:50:48 2015 No.6691170 >>6683997 The worst part of this is how you use your roommate and don't even share.

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Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:55:11 2015 No.6691182

>>6684524

came ITT for this

OP you know pizza keeps in the fridge for 3-5 days, right? or you can freeze it for up to a year and a half
>protip/brotip: cover with saranwrap, return to box, freeze in box, remove from box, place wrapped 'za in freezer frozen

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:56:06 2015 No.6691186 >>6691074 Have you tried not being suck a disgusting hamplanet?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 22:58:08 2015 No.6691192 >>6691186 Yes but I love cocks too much.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:05:08 2015 No.6691213 >>6688501 just go for a run, babe. You'll feel better and you can limit the scarfing over the weekend to bar food and maybe hit the gym on sunday mornin'

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:07:03 2015 No.6691219 >>6688622 Holy shit me too. I only drink shitty iced coffee with no sugar only cream. I eat pretty decently and go to the gym every other day/ run but fuck I love shitty iced coffee

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:08:54 2015 No.6691225

>>6691170
I always end up sharing. He actually hates answering the door and I have to give him as much of the meal as he wants. I've paid him $20 to answer the door when he didn't feel like it too.

Social phobia costs a lot. It's not just delivery pizza, I've ended up paying for hundreds of his meals over the years because I just don't want to deal with people and he can. Buying him food is a small price to pay to avoid human interaction.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 23:11:51 2015 No.6691232 >>6691225 I feel you, man. I've actually done the exact same thing.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:45:22 2015 No.6691915

>>6691225
Wow, I'm pretty reserved and introverted myself, like if I'm out having dinner with my family, I'll only talk if I'm spoken too half the time. Just nod my head to whatever they're saying and agree, 98% of the time when I have to ask someone I'm unfamiliar with a tough question, I'll play it out in my head many times, try and think of what the best way to go about it is. I'm a 6'4 mountain, but beta as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:56:32 2015 No.6692015 >>6691148 no it fucking doesnt, hambone. eat all the pounds of salad gou can, jfs better for you than your deathmeals.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:20:14 2015 No.6692030 >>6692015 You have heard of the saying "too much of a good thing can be bad for you", right? If I eat all of the pounds of salad that I can, like you suggested, it would still be just as bad for me.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:58:29 2015 No.6692068
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>>6691148
THe problem is that yes you wil be hungry because you are used to eating a certain amount. But. BUT if you can do it for 10 to 14 days you will get used to it.

THe problem is that the first 10 to 14 days of marching through that hunger can be very hard. But once you do it, it is relatively smooth sailing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:04:32 2015 No.6692077 >>6692030 no, no it would not. you can safely eat as much salad as possible and it would still be better for you than pizza, Shamu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:06:36 2015 No.6692080 >>6692077 salad without dressing* or with minimal/limited dressing ftfy

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:09:33 2015 No.6692084
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>>6688501
There has to be a word to sum up this behavoir. I've done it. We've all done it.

>Eat good for most of the day
>Maybe there is some cake at work for someone's birthday or some bull shit
>Have a slice, against our will
>THen decide, fuck it and go for broke.

Why or why do we often do this????

We turn a 300 - 600 calorie mistake into a 1000+ calorie mistake.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:11:00 2015 No.6692086 File: 229 KB, 342x351, is_this_nigga_seriously.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6688637 Is your girlfiend bigger than you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:18:57 2015 No.6692093 File: 20 KB, 500x375, JennyChang.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > go to friend's house to eat pizza > 2 beer, one pizza ortolana, one calzone imbottito, one focaccia di recco big as the pizza, one magnum ufw i'm 183 cm x 58 kg

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:22:14 2015 No.6692100

>>6692068
I've been off pizza and junk foods for about 3 weeks now, and honestly it isn't getting much easier. Not that I want anything unhealthy for me, I just find that I'm hungry more often.

>>6692077
I'll use your words
>you can safely eat as much salad as possible
>it would still be better for you than pizza
>eat until stomach ruptures
>still better than pizza
ok
>inb4 that's not what I meant

I'd rather eat better sized portions than have to resort to what you're saying.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 09:27:52 2015 No.6692108 File: 9 KB, 300x169, db.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6688501 this kind of feels like a humblebrag >omg I had a big breakfast, bought food for coworkers, and made a nice dinner with a healthy dessert

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:04:12 2015 No.6692523 >>6692100 That's not a counterexample because you wouldn't be able to eat salad till your stomach ruptured.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:25:24 2015 No.6692564

>>6692523
of course not, but the idea of just eating as much as I want isn't smart either. Let's say that I didn't fill up after a pound of so of salad. If I kept eating, eventually the benefits of salad are outweighed by how much I ate. If that were the case, I would have rather going back to the original amount in question, and added a sandwich or something, rather than just keep eating. Like I said, I'd rather find a way of getting my portions smaller, than just keep eating something "healthy" because eventually it won't be.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:56:12 2015 No.6692619 >>6692084 binge eating disorder

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:12:11 2015 No.6692644 >>6684184 This is the only board that can get me to laugh like a hyena in my office. And I usually have pretty good self control.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:13:53 2015 No.6692648

>>6683909
>Eat pizza pretty regularly 2-3x a week
>Just a medium size which is so small these days that it's really a personal size pizza
>Do this for a year before getting tired of it
>Not fat either 5'7" 170lb
>Pizza place calls me after 2 weeks saying if I was okay and that they missed me
They thought I got hurt or something

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:17:18 2015 No.6692658 >Be me >Get buy one get one free with a side because there is a minimum spend for delivery >When delivery driver drops it off I make no attempt to pretend it's anything but for myself >Eat the pizzas and side

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:19:20 2015 No.6692664
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>>6692658
>Order general tso's dinner combo with eggroll and pork fried rice
>get wonton soup
>get an order of steamed dumplings
>and an order of scallion pancake
>tell myself I"ll eat half and save the rest for dinner tomorrow
>eat it all
>get horrible stomach ache
>take a massive shi the next day, like massive shit like I dumped a gallon of mud into the toilet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:25:38 2015 No.6692676 The most gluttonous thing I have done is bought 4 trays of sushi for myself from the local supermarket here, which actually has a decent sushi chef and puts out fairly good product.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:32:38 2015 No.6692693 >>6691915 Take propranolol. Ir makes you not give a fuck. On propranolol, I could do a public speach to the world - in my underwear. It doesn't intoxicate you. It simply makes you stop caring about others.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:44:59 2015 No.6692715

>>6692693
Sme again. I take 40mg propranolol daily. Two weeks ago, I was in a waiting area in a county bldg. With me were about 12 others maybe more. Peaked, I spied a poster about a homeless veterans assistance program. I asked out loud if anyone in the room had heard about it.

After gaing everyone's attention and asking a few pointed questions, I had started several individual conversations along with continuous interaction with most there.

A dead silent waiting room turned into a jolly group of talkers. All because I take propranolol.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:54:45 2015 No.6692735 >>6692564 >If I kept eating, eventually the benefits of salad are outweighed by how much I ate The point is you wouldn't be able to eat that much, dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 14:56:14 2015 No.6692741 >>6692693 >>6692715 So it's like E?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:00:47 2015 No.6692756 >>6689289 >not knowing the objectively superior method of heating in a dry skillet. LMAO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:04:41 2015 No.6692764 >>6692523 Oh yeah? Challenge accepted fucko, I'm going to eat till I fucking drop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:07:20 2015 No.6692774 >>6692648 tfw

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:11:56 2015 No.6692779 >>6692741 Your mind is altered on E. This just makes you not care.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:19:30 2015 No.6692792 >>6692764 film it :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:20:31 2015 No.6692794 >>6692779 If I don't care, that means my mind is altered. I don't see what you're getting at.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:22:58 2015 No.6692803 >>6692794 Don't be obtuse.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:25:40 2015 No.6692807 >>6692803 I'm not being obtuse. If I started conversations with strangers as that man did, my mind would be altered to the point of unrecognizability.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:30:25 2015 No.6692814 >>6692792 ok, stay tuned to the news next friday :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 15:38:48 2015 No.6692830 >>6692807 On propranolol, you are the precise same person with the exception of social inhibitors. You simply lose your anxiety. That's all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:27:33 2015 No.6693453 >>6692830 >On propranolol, you are the precise same person with the exception of social inhibitors. >you are the precise same person with the exception of the bulk of your personality

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:33:10 2015 No.6693486 >>6692693 >>6692715 This sounds like the greatest drug mankind has ever devised. Do they prescribe it to people without heart problems?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:54:14 2015 No.6693571 >>6685845 so your saying I should fuck my low-carb diet and just become a drunkard? Cause I am all for that

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:55:32 2015 No.6693578 >>6693453 You are the exact person who needs to take it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 18:59:43 2015 No.6693595 >>6693486 They prescribe it to athletes, competition shooters who need their nerves calmed, politicians who have trouble publicaly speaking and an array of others.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:06:51 2015 No.6693620 i just phone and pick it up at the restaurant. it is less obvious if done not so often.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 19:48:40 2015 No.6693789

>>6683909

Last week I drank a litre of chocolate milk and ate 5 plain donuts in about 4 hours. I spent the next day with what I assume were sugar induced shits. A just punishment for such gluttony.

>>6683912

I like how she thinks were stomach is anywhere near her hand. Hey, lady, there's a yard of fat between them, you fucking upturned mushroom looking sideshow!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:12:49 2015 No.6693866 >>6685983 >implying you poorfags have real money

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:15:27 2015 No.6693874 >>6693866 >implying I don't have a massive trust fund and parents who pay for everything u jelly

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:16:57 2015 No.6693877 File: 62 KB, 629x749, 1352180830623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6683909 >go to subway >order 2 footlongs for myself >get slightly different salads on each and get 2 drinks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:19:35 2015 No.6693886 >>6691176 I've lived with a milder version of that. Hell on Earth.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:26:31 2015 No.6693903 >>6693877 I love you, J-bear

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:43:58 2015 No.6693949 >>6692693 >Take propranolol How do I get my hands on some? I take it I need a prescription, what do I tell the doctor to get it prescribed to me?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:46:59 2015 No.6693959 >>6693949 Just take a tupperware container of spaghetti and drop it on the floor once you're in the doctor's office.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 20:53:00 2015 No.6693973

Back when I was in college and anorexic, I started binge eating eventually. My worst was probably 10 crispy cream donuts. Blech I truly felt awful afterwards.

I cut that shit out btw. I now eat a healthy, balanced diet with occasional treats and maintain a healthy weight. And it's all thanks to adderall and weed.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:21:08 2015 No.6694397

>>6692735
How do you know? You only know that I have stopped at a certain point. Hell, I'm sure I could keep going if I was hungry enough. Point is, I want to eat smaller portions where I'll still feel full like I could otherwise on something unhealthy. Not just eat as much salad as I can until that point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:32:51 2015 No.6694443 >>>/fit/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:33:40 2015 No.6694446 >>6694397 >How do you know? Because I know everything. You're welcome to prove me wrong, but you cannot eat that much salad.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:44:07 2015 No.6694483 >>6693949 >>6693595 >>6693578 >>6693486 >>6693453 >>6692830 >>6692715 >>6692693 you motherfucking generic retards propranolol is high blood pressure medicine for fatties and a beta blocker its not a secret autist superpower

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:48:27 2015 No.6694501 >>6694446 I'm not even talking about eating until you rupture your stomach anymore. You can keep believing that. All I want to do is to lower my portions, and feel full. Instead you tell me "eat as much salad as you can!" as if that will help me.

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:50:22 2015 No.6694508

>>6694483
this.
propranolol blocks adrenaline signals going from your brain to your body. it doesn't stop you being an autist but will just stop you sweating and getting racing heart when you do something that would make you nervous. it also makes you cold and slow yet unable to sleep because it slows your heart down, even a small dose makes my heart go 40 bpm.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:56:00 2015 No.6694533 >>6685965 Reheat it in a non-stick pan with a cover. The heat from the bottom crisps the crust and the rising heat and steam melts the cheese and heats the toppings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:03:55 2015 No.6694553 File: 569 KB, 400x308, 1395157323262.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6683909 >pretend to shout up to non-existent housemates to ask them if they want one >OP is so insecure he cares what the pizza guy thinks of him F A G A G

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:08:43 2015 No.6694573 Sometimes I go only two days in a row to kebab.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:31:45 2015 No.6694643 >get a burger from a fast food place >that feeling of shame when asking for no lettuce/tomato

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:36:56 2015 No.6694655 A friend once asked for an extra steak for her vegetarian burger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:43:35 2015 No.6694674 >>6694501 I'm saying that if you eat salad, you don't have to lower your portions. You will stop eating before you have as many calories as before.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 00:44:30 2015 No.6694676 >>6694674 >proceeds to drench salad in dressing

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 06:22:07 2015 No.6695222 >>6694483 lol, fuck. I was trolled. >>6692693 >>6692715

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 06:35:04 2015 No.6695246 >>6694674 The amount eaten is entirely determined by the portion size.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:37:20 2015 No.6695870 I used to eat eight MD cheeseburgers, back when I worked late and didn't feel like cooking at that time of night. Now that I've lost a lot of weight, and got some normal eating habbits again, I can barely eat more than two.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:52:46 2015 No.6695895 I'm sure some of the retailers are impressed or respect you if they know you can eat more than one pizza or one burger. Try to think of it this way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:02:45 2015 No.6695917 >>6692648 >Haven't talked with my family for months >My pizzeria will call me after a week just to hear if I'm ok I don't know what I should feel about this...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 16:57:52 2015 No.6696478 >>6688419 feeders....why.god why

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 21:51:11 2015 No.6697336 File: 1.71 MB, 320x240, 1424973152950.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 21:56:17 2015 No.6697352 This thread has to be a joke, right? Fat fuck reporting in, and I can only eat half a medium before I f feel ill

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 22:03:57 2015 No.6697376

>>6697352
Real tired of fucks with low self-esteem calling themselves fat.

If you can't eat half a medium pizza before feeling ill, that means you only eat the equivalent of 1/4-1/3 of a medium pizza for a meal, at most. You can't get that fat consuming that amount of calories unless you're strapped to a bed all day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 22:34:20 2015 No.6697456 >>6697352 >>6697376 rekt

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 22:48:34 2015 No.6697482

>>6697352

no. you haven't seen a real hamnestro work before. i could easily down a large cheese pie in a meal, gor for fries with that and eat more not an hour later. I never went full gastromonster but there were days that i would easily eat 3 large pies, two subs, snacks, a box of cereal, a box of cheezits and a pound or two of hamburger a pound of fries and a pound of chicken fingers

>that was a cheat day you see>I'm better now >working to crack a 15 minute mile
>then 10 fagets
you really, really really don't understand how much a true ham can eat, and does eat. your fatness is probably from years of eating a moderate overage every day, it accumulates like interest in the bank, but not true hamspondolitis

>cooked well done of course

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 23:29:26 2015 No.6697559 >>6684445 y-yes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 23:55:55 2015 No.6697612 >>6683909 That's a great shirt I like that my nigga I'm proud of you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 23:59:53 2015 No.6697624 >>6691225 Holy fuck your one sad sack of shit

Anonymous Mon Jul 20 05:56:39 2015 No.6698171
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>>6688501
lolwat. i'm as thin as a rake and ate a bag of cheezels for breakfast, followed by a chicken sandwich + ramen for lunch, followed by a large bowl of bangers and mash for dinner at 5. am about to go get another bowlful and probably an apple, maybe a can of peaches in syrup. sounds like you ate fuck all today, are you on a diet or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 06:02:08 2015 No.6698180 >>6692015 Yeah, and you sound like a trans-testicle milkylicker

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 14:25:26 2015 No.6699013 >>6691160 >14" and 8 slices. >35.56 centimeters Dang, thats large. Here (Germany) we usually have normal (28cm / 11") and sometimes large (32cm / 12.6").

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 17:29:23 2015 No.6699611 I never order via phone because I don't want my cute neighbor to hear.

Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:31:55 2015 No.6699741

>>6698171
>a bag of cheezels
265kcal
chicken sandwich
450 kcal
ramen
480 kcal
bowl of bangers and mash
800kcal

about to go get another bowlful
800kcal
and probably an apple
60 kcal
can of peaches in syrup
250 kcal

around 2700 kcal, or about what a moderately active medium size female should consume for maintenance in a day.

you're not eating as much as you think, and fatties are eating more than they think.

no exceptions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:08:16 2015 No.6699824 File: 358 KB, 1400x958, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6688456 A man drink like dat and he don't eat, that man gon' die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:10:59 2015 No.6699834 >>6683909 You're retarded. I don't think they give a shit. The only time I've ever done something like that was when I ordered 8 pizzas using coupons and I felt bad so I pretended to be picking up for a party. It was all for me btw

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:44:08 2015 No.6699905 >>6683909 Jesus was it like a small? I usually eat 3 slices from a large. 4 if I'm famished

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:45:09 2015 No.6699908 >>6693789 >upturned mushroom looking sideshow omg, she does look like a fucking mushroom

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:46:09 2015 No.6699912 >>6683977 When you spend a majority of your time in crippling loneliness. You'd be surprised at how valuable a stranger's opinion of you is

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 21:50:24 2015 No.6700221 >>6699741 >around 2700 kcal, or about what a moderately active medium size female should consume for maintenance in a day. lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 22:00:21 2015 No.6700245 >>6699741 >around 2700 kcal, or about what a moderately active medium size female should consume for maintenance in a day. Lolno. Male is 2.5k, female is 2k

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 22:05:14 2015 No.6700263 File: 1.81 MB, 2144x1608, 1409500006694.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6693959

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 01:18:15 2015 No.6700766 >>6692084 Self control. Fatties don't have any of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 02:06:09 2015 No.6700861 >>6685877 Same, I almost throw up after eating a small pizza by myself. Then again this is coming from a person who needs to be reminded to eat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 08:37:49 2015 No.6701401 I can eat a large pizza and a litre of ice cream

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 09:23:56 2015 No.6701439 >>6691225 there is hope.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 15:49:35 2015 No.6702298 >>6692644 Funniest board by far. The humor here is nice and subtle, the best kind.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 15:53:44 2015 No.6702317 >>6689146 the appetite craves what it's used to anon peace and prosperity to u

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 18:20:13 2015 No.6702703 >>6689289 >not eating it cold

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:19:33 2015 No.6704292

>living with a couple
>the dude is smart ass
>spend all my time in my room
>it's 7pm, getting hungry, haven't eaten all day
>hear them exit the house
>ring up a pizza shop
>order a large
>wait 20 minutes for them to cook it
>nervous they'll get home before I get the pizza
>20 minutes is up, drive to pizza shop
>pick it up, drive back
>let out a sigh of relief when I see the driveway empty
>they're not home
>open the door, get a plate and go straight to my room
>finish the pizza in about 15 minutes
>go put the box in the recycling bin out the front

My room is directly next to the tv, in the lounge room, I have to walk in front of it to get in or out of my room. I know they're judging me whenever I get fast food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:37:27 2015 No.6704323 File: 9 KB, 360x288, paula-jumbo-butter-cropped.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6684184

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 06:59:09 2015 No.6704354 >>6700245 >>6700221 Moderately active is like an hour jog a day

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