Food gore thread?

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Anonymous Tue Jul 14 08:21:34 2015 No.6680135 [Reply] [Original]

Food gore thread?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 08:42:49 2015 No.6680166 >>6680135 To be honest I would probably still eat the jelly beans.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 08:47:03 2015 No.6680174 File: 1.12 MB, 887x642, food gore.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 08:57:26 2015 No.6680184 >>6680135 FUCK YEAH MILKSTEAK

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 09:10:20 2015 No.6680215 File: 137 KB, 800x595, 1427988930229.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6680179 Why

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 09:30:36 2015 No.6680251 File: 26 KB, 509x502, tumblr_ne1uoikJ311qlt757o1_540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6680135

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 09:49:40 2015 No.6680288 >>6680135 What's wrong with milk steak?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 09:53:38 2015 No.6680301 >>6680135 >milk steak over hard >gore Okay buddy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 09:55:39 2015 No.6680305 File: 442 KB, 2448x3264, 0LmqWxe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6680135

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 10:02:05 2015 No.6680318 File: 402 KB, 3264x2448, l59utHj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6680135 Cum turd waffles

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 12:47:28 2015 No.6680608 File: 731 KB, 1451x795, 1436503999792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 13:17:58 2015 No.6680660 >>6680305 baked abortions - my favorite!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 14:34:23 2015 No.6680839 >>6680608 at least the person was ambitious. ill give them that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 14:36:59 2015 No.6680845 >>6680660 Baked abortions in a reduced diarrhea sauce.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 14:38:44 2015 No.6680846 >>6680660 my fucking sides

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 14:38:49 2015 No.6680847 >>6680135 WURM HAT

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 14:41:58 2015 No.6680855 >>6680608 >It adapts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 15:21:52 2015 No.6680963 >>6680608 You know, if some one put less mayo and made it homemade with quality loaf meats and plated it well, y'all niggers would be oohing and ahhing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 15:24:06 2015 No.6680970 >>6680251 what the hell is a cheese stank?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 15:26:06 2015 No.6680974 >>6680305 What the fuck is this? I seriously can't figure out what this is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 15:27:36 2015 No.6680977 >>6680974 kidney

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 15:31:33 2015 No.6680987 File: 364 KB, 574x413, 1424494941539.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6680135

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 15:33:25 2015 No.6680990 File: 82 KB, 960x1280, speg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 16:12:26 2015 No.6681083 File: 791 KB, 1336x4460, death by ramen.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6680135

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 16:14:32 2015 No.6681093 >>6680987 This makes me feel ill

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 16:16:36 2015 No.6681100 >>6681083 Why do these threads never happen when I'm around.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 16:18:26 2015 No.6681108 >>6680963 Sandwich cakes are great, but they really do need the bread layers to fluff the dense fillings up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 16:20:07 2015 No.6681115 >>6680970 Something that's not a berroteros

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 16:20:40 2015 No.6681117 File: 737 KB, 1451x795, the Kurgan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6680608 I spent about 5 minutes longer on this than it deserved, and it's still shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 16:20:54 2015 No.6681118 >>6681100 because you leave

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 16:21:16 2015 No.6681120 >>6681083 Please tell me someone has the steak thread screencapped

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 17:09:42 2015 No.6681201 >>6680855 By now it's probably home to an intelligent species.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 02:58:08 2015 No.6682787 File: 1.94 MB, 230x175, Ray-Liotta-Laughing-In-Goodfellas-Gif.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6680318

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 17:17:55 2015 No.6684297 >>6681100 It's the only interesting thing that has every happened on /ck/.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 17:21:12 2015 No.6684305 >>6681117 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 17:41:39 2015 No.6684350 File: 59 KB, 412x280, Cyqe3TQ.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6680251 >berroteros

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 17:43:14 2015 No.6684358 >>6684297 >being this new

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 17:44:04 2015 No.6684359 >>6680179 it's not butter is it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 18:04:18 2015 No.6684414 File: 586 KB, 840x630, 1423468827458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 18:09:44 2015 No.6684430 >>6684359 Cheesey peas

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 18:14:02 2015 No.6684446 File: 309 KB, 840x630, zTeykNp.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6684414 That shit always gets me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 19:44:57 2015 No.6684702 File: 5 KB, 183x183, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6684414 That HAS to be shopped

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 19:50:35 2015 No.6684715 >>6684414 I just saw that the cake has a stock image of turkies on it for the first time what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 19:52:31 2015 No.6684717 >>6684702 iirc it was a group of people who purposely made the most unappealing thanksgiving spread they could think of.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 19:58:19 2015 No.6684727 File: 99 KB, 528x960, 1419660894611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 20:59:54 2015 No.6684906 File: 1.61 MB, 4208x3120, steakjerky.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6681120 I only have this

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 21:11:39 2015 No.6684958 >>6680135 Oh gross, two jellybeans of the same colour are touching. Sick sick sick sick sick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 15 21:32:05 2015 No.6685032 >>6684414 ONE BOUND SALAD PER MEAL. YOU DON'T NEED MORE THAN ONE PER MEAL!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 09:31:20 2015 No.6686313 File: 80 KB, 759x343, 1392541339481.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6684414 >>6684446 >blue Turkey >food that looks like the dinner scene in Hook >a cake with a watermark on the fucking picture

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 09:47:23 2015 No.6686332 >>6684414 Why would he take a scoop from the middle of that poor pumpkin pie??

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 11:23:52 2015 No.6686458 File: 307 KB, 840x630, 46Mv6JE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 11:27:52 2015 No.6686463 File: 91 KB, 600x450, 1385672615792.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 11:41:31 2015 No.6686485 >>6680987 >PFK >Pentucky Fried Kitchen

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 11:41:53 2015 No.6686486 >>6686463 >>6686458 >>6684446 >>6684414 This is "art" by chris maggio http://malechef.tumblr.com/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 11:47:01 2015 No.6686489 >>6686486 Why you put quotes are the word art

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 11:47:34 2015 No.6686490 File: 2.90 MB, 800x450, BEAUTIFUL.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who /youdontknowme/ here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 11:58:43 2015 No.6686509 File: 25 KB, 241x274, 1363276133734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6686463 >grilling canned pineapple

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 12:12:40 2015 No.6686531 File: 370 KB, 900x1200, 1424127112637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 12:23:34 2015 No.6686571 File: 40 KB, 625x469, 1436629917112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6686332

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 12:24:39 2015 No.6686572 File: 428 KB, 840x630, 1432415916124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6684414

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 12:26:44 2015 No.6686581 File: 740 KB, 1272x708, 1436644135647.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>cheesecake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 12:43:05 2015 No.6686647 File: 141 KB, 1000x667, tumblr_my4ceex4Sa1solp3co1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6686486 It's not as amusing when you know it's deliberate. Still though the art of craigslist tier cooking is something to behold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 12:46:29 2015 No.6686667 >>6686647 That image looks like the prelude to a lemonparty

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 12:52:22 2015 No.6686679 File: 929 KB, 597x717, M9PEILo.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Microwaved winegums, with defrosted spinach and horse meat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 13:08:40 2015 No.6686709 >>6686679 that meat looks fucking delicious

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 13:53:03 2015 No.6686824 >>6680970 What the hell is berroteros?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 14:26:04 2015 No.6686902 >>6680660 L O L

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 17:08:17 2015 No.6687285 I'm too hungover for this shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 17:16:03 2015 No.6687299 File: 127 KB, 1284x722, 1410911096328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] shit cake

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 16 19:31:02 2015 No.6687688 >>6686571 That Key Lime Pie still cracks me up. http://www.foodrepublic.com/2013/11/21/its-a-male-chef-x-food-republic-thanksgiving/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 00:19:10 2015 No.6688393 >someoneatethis

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 00:31:02 2015 No.6688420 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ I'll just leave us here...

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:06:01 2015 No.6688493

Anyone have the video of that Finnish hacker who looks like he lives in some strange underground lair covered in Ethernet cables, where he makes a soup out of boiled potatoes, Kraft cheese slices, water, and uncooked pasta. He is speaking gibberish spurdo the entire time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 01:32:26 2015 No.6688567 >>6688493 Oh my god I know the one you mean

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:02:45 2015 No.6688629 >>6680608 I died on the inside. A lot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:10:54 2015 No.6688647 >>6680987 dude

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:23:36 2015 No.6688667 File: 109 KB, 310x304, 1409971608269.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6680660

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:43:38 2015 No.6688704 Thank god I ate before you guys posted.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 02:59:34 2015 No.6688727 >>6686679 i wish people on reddit would screencap comments, it's the guy's nonchalance about the whole thing that makes this one

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 03:15:18 2015 No.6688754 >>6684297 bitch were u not here for the deer butchering

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 04:09:20 2015 No.6688900 >>6680179 CHEESY PEAS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 05:58:54 2015 No.6689083 File: 9 KB, 176x250, 1418110078862s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6680990

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:10:15 2015 No.6689103 >>6680305 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onBTNPOkTxI

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:19:30 2015 No.6689122 >>6680660 LOL O L

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:20:43 2015 No.6689124 File: 593 KB, 578x518, hQT2byT[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6686679 oh my god OH MY GOD FUCK HE MICROWAVED THE HORSE MEAT FROM RAW.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:25:52 2015 No.6689131 File: 223 KB, 720x1184, dLkb8fF[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:27:48 2015 No.6689132 >>6686679 >>6689124 I..It's still cooked, right?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:48:41 2015 No.6689151 >>6684906 medium rare/10

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 06:49:13 2015 No.6689152 >>6689132 microwaved meat is disgusting just imagining how it smelled while "cooking" makes me want to retch. but that's not all: it was heating up on a same plate as a block of ice with spinach in it and the candy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:27:52 2015 No.6689196 File: 8 KB, 211x246, whatthefug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6680251 >Cheese Stank

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:35:23 2015 No.6689208 >>6689131 charcoal briquettes and burn twigs, my favorite!

>>	Borneo Fri Jul 17 07:37:55 2015 No.6689212 File: 1.75 MB, 3264x1836, 20150717_193041.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Freshly ducked up mozzarella sticks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 07:38:45 2015 No.6689215 >>6689212 There's something satisfying about that... And if you pour a bit of marinara on it, eat that with a fork...

>>	Borneo Fri Jul 17 08:06:15 2015 No.6689267 File: 1.68 MB, 3264x1836, 20150717_193054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6689215 >>6689215 It's pretty tasty but was supposed to be for a bunch of people We're just picking bits out, it's pretty tasty as it is

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:11:29 2015 No.6689282 >>6689267 is it possible to get it without dog cum?

>>	Borneo Fri Jul 17 08:20:21 2015 No.6689291 >>6689282 That's cow breast lactation

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:31:32 2015 No.6689303 >>6689131 thats when you fall asleep cooking while drunk

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:41:58 2015 No.6689318 File: 271 KB, 1270x898, 12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:44:16 2015 No.6689321 File: 92 KB, 720x1184, Image2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6689131 you could've saved them...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:50:37 2015 No.6689335 File: 2.76 MB, 1280x720, JackDip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your friends will be delighted when you bring out this fun party dip

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:51:45 2015 No.6689340 File: 1.19 MB, 2204x1840, JackCollage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:53:23 2015 No.6689346 File: 95 KB, 500x211, PorkScratching.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:54:35 2015 No.6689349 File: 46 KB, 540x960, ScotchCremeEggPoutine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:56:05 2015 No.6689353 File: 107 KB, 750x553, CarbPie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 08:58:47 2015 No.6689358 >>6689349 it looks like a predator has savaged a bird's nest but was scared off before finishing the job

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:06:15 2015 No.6689374 >>6689340 Out of all the shit their, the thing that bugs me the most is that there is just a slice of pizza with all the cheese torn off and placed next to it. What the fuck is this?

Anonymous Fri Jul 17 09:11:44 2015 No.6689384

>>6689374
He sometimes reviews pizzas. He does this by undercooking them, attempting to seperate and remove the cheese and sauce to compare amounts, then complaining that the dough is raw as if that isn't entirely his own stupid fault.

https://youtu.be/1GWzqrSPv5s
https://youtu.be/JFNlr6ADRHY

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:41:15 2015 No.6689531 >>6684414 whats this, /ck/ meetup?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 10:42:55 2015 No.6689535 >>6689335 I can hear the cream cheese screaming.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 11:04:08 2015 No.6689556 >>6686531 tbh id probably eat it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 11:05:31 2015 No.6689558 File: 78 KB, 640x480, ChilliWithBread.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Whoever made this has no idea how to make and plate chilli

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 13:50:05 2015 No.6689894 File: 21 KB, 200x275, 1377466241005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6686571 >>6686463 >>6686458 >>6684446 >>6684414 >mfw this is art >mfw this hangs in museums >mfw people pay actual money to go see this brb killing myself

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:32:00 2015 No.6689980 File: 175 KB, 608x352, viheraho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6688493 >>6688567 Pasi Viheraho, a living legend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K0sFKg7M4s

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 14:43:48 2015 No.6690003 File: 34 KB, 600x450, CGIOBtLUYAABmhF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Problem?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:16:24 2015 No.6690402 >>6686485 Poulet Frit Kentucky. It's what they're called in Quebec.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:18:19 2015 No.6690407 >>6690003 If you have a problem with this, then you're 12 years old and need to find a more family friendly site to post on.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:24:59 2015 No.6690428 >>6686571 Alzheimers, The Pie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:28:59 2015 No.6690441 >>6680608 Jesus christ, what gets me mad is that it's shitty middle america tier yellow mustard, and probably miracle whip. You should use Hellman's Real mayo and Guldens brown mustard. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:31:50 2015 No.6690446 >>6684414 Turkey soaked in powerade for electrolytes+protein a /fit/izens dream

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:34:23 2015 No.6690452 File: 695 KB, 650x866, ???.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 17:39:17 2015 No.6690460 File: 34 KB, 773x585, 1414711409875.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TFW i just found out jacks sauces is sold at a wal-mart right down the street from me, what da fug!, should i buy it? should I taste the king of sauces sauce?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:00:35 2015 No.6690502 >>6690460 A guy bought and reviewed the BBQ sauce last month. You should definitely get at least one other kind and report back.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:18:52 2015 No.6690544 >>6690502 >sauce more like jam

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:19:48 2015 No.6690546 >>6690544 yeah, it was like 57% sugar. i think hershey's syrup is only 50% or so.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:24:16 2015 No.6690554 >>6690441 I have been dirt-poor and bought the cheapest of the cheap no-brand mustard, and I have never seen mustard that color. Looks more like Velveeta.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 17 18:38:17 2015 No.6690588 >>6690407 the broccoli size and layout is pretty terrible though

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 05:31:00 2015 No.6691839 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHyXstpe_N8

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:05:18 2015 No.6691866 >>6680135 Yeah, I'm cooking some pork steaks right now. When they're just about done I'm gonna sautee them in raspberry and apple cordial.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:11:55 2015 No.6691871 File: 253 KB, 3000x3000, africa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6680135 That milk steak reminds me of something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:28:50 2015 No.6691893 File: 29 KB, 335x453, 1359619939164.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6680608 oh the smell must carry for fucking blocks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:36:02 2015 No.6691906 >>6690428 Underrated post

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:36:43 2015 No.6691908 >>6691871 >12 jellbeans and some milk Africa only wish it had that much food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 06:44:48 2015 No.6691913 >>6680251 >3 tortillas for lunch No wonder he's fat.. >>6689340 Bottom right looks okay, what is it? >>6689353 Would try once, in day care we used to have timned spaghetti from SPC on toast.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 07:02:38 2015 No.6691939 >>6691913 Bottom right are supposed to be yorkshire puddings...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:27:21 2015 No.6692036 File: 181 KB, 686x960, 1421362860100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6689558 Nigga that's one of the UK's favorite dish, beans on toast with cheese on top.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:42:58 2015 No.6692049 File: 991 KB, 650x1085, brownies.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 08:44:39 2015 No.6692052 File: 138 KB, 1000x800, 1369546051847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6692036 Its pretty easy to see where the US gets its obesity from.... Like father, like son.

Elusive !6Fk.zjvlFM Sat Jul 18 09:40:24 2015 No.6692125

I've had several odd roommates over the years but I'd say one tops the chart for food atrocities.

He would usually use one cup for all of his drinks. He wouldn't wash it out for several weeks at a time. Now I can understand doing this with water but he would do it with water, koolaid, milk(plain, chocolate, and strawberry), fruit juice, and the little mio squeeze bottles.

I'd see him pour something new in and bits of dried milk would float to the top.

I watched him use some treated timber from a planter to cook a steak, he ignored the rest of us when we warned about chemicals in the wood being a problem. At the same time I watched him "clean" his barbeque grill with some oxyclean spray and then start cooking on it right away.

His steaks were a horror as well. I've seen him take a decent steak and drop it in a bowl with salsa, soy sauce, hot sauce, worcestershire sauce, garlic salt, and pepper then leave it in the fridge for a day or two. I know on at least one occasion I saw him put chocolate syrup into his steak "marinade".

>>6689535
Scream Cheese?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 10:03:49 2015 No.6692163 >>6681120 This album? http://imgur.com/a/9C0ml#0

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:42:39 2015 No.6692348 File: 239 KB, 1944x1640, 1411429527883.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6692163

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 11:48:08 2015 No.6692355 File: 488 KB, 500x250, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6680608

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:01:22 2015 No.6692391 >>6689303 I can confirm. I was burnt fish sticks in college. The whole house smelled of char for 2 weeks. BRB headaches + nausea all the time. BRB think I developed cancer. BRB have to study at the library for once.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 12:30:59 2015 No.6692427 >>6688900 and now new easy cheesy peas! cheesy peas in a can!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:22:30 2015 No.6692560 >>6689346 NO NO NO

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:47:40 2015 No.6692598 >>6686509 It's actually cranberry sauce from a tin (still in its shape), and topped with pineapple slices

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 18 13:49:46 2015 No.6692603 File: 119 KB, 1136x640, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6689340 my favourite of his creations

Anonymous Sat Jul 18 23:51:16 2015 No.6694509
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>>6689340
not food gore but ja/ck/ related. latest episode of JotG Jack Jr. gives his opinion of the restaurant to his dad (skip to 10:07)
https://youtu.be/Lak8mwdQpYo

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:28:17 2015 No.6694866 File: 231 KB, 720x960, 4628.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 02:52:09 2015 No.6694923 >>6680179 ayy lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 05:05:56 2015 No.6695112 >>6689131 That's some good enameling, I hope he thins his paints.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 08:14:08 2015 No.6695342 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91P1u4wW_cw

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 08:34:20 2015 No.6695385 >>6695342 I make my own pickles and this disgusts me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 09:19:06 2015 No.6695443 File: 132 KB, 741x552, tost.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 09:25:05 2015 No.6695453 File: 115 KB, 908x482, raw vegan oatmeal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 09:25:49 2015 No.6695454 >>6689131 This is what you get for christmas if you don't behave

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 09:31:28 2015 No.6695459
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>>6695453
thats fucking gross
>>6695443
..
why
THATS NOT OATMEAL, ITS CHOPPED ZUCCHINI. OATMEAL IS MADE FROM OATS. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN NEED TO SUBSTITUTE OUT OATS? THEY'RE ALREADY A FUCKING PLANT.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 09:53:21 2015 No.6695501 >>6695459 4chin won't let me post link, but google "the fit vegan ginger" for similar monstrosities

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 09:58:26 2015 No.6695516 >>6686485 It's just like one of my Japanese animes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 10:07:40 2015 No.6695532 >>6690452 >>6690452 looks like someone tried to make bars of rocky road

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 10:13:19 2015 No.6695543 >>6695459 Oatmeal has to be cooked so it's not "raw" vegan.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 10:13:58 2015 No.6695544 >>6695459 because (moral) vegans are scum that in more civilised times would have been burned for Heresy and/or Witchcraft those who are vegan for allergy reasons are much less objectionable

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 10:14:15 2015 No.6695546 >>6694509 Jack Jr. High Test confirmed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 10:21:24 2015 No.6695569 >>6689340 >all those prominent brand names Does he actually get sponsored for this shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 10:27:10 2015 No.6695587 File: 898 KB, 450x189, tumblr_mntiolhySW1snpc3lo4_r1_500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6695443 >15 drops liquid stevia >>6695453 >10 drops liquid stevia

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 10:28:04 2015 No.6695589 >>6695501 >>6695501 nothing says how BAD for people the vegan diet is than how more than half the recipes there need protein powder

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 10:42:27 2015 No.6695628 File: 3.68 MB, 1250x6482, 1436635180733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not sure if this has been posted yet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 10:51:38 2015 No.6695652

>>6695589
That's not true at all. If you are vegan you can get enough protein simply by eating enough calories. The number one problem for most vegans is that they don't eat enough food. Or there's the retards that just eat only fruit. Anyone who eats enough calories and consumes a wide variety of foods will get enough protein. The things that are more difficult to get are vitamine B12 and DHA although most vegans who aren't stupid will just take supplements for those. It's cheap and easy.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 10:53:48 2015 No.6695656

>>6695544
>because (moral) vegans are scum that in more civilised times would have been burned for Heresy and/or Witchcraft
so people who preached against human slavery and other forms of injustice must be the same in your eyes? Care to explain why you believe it's okay to be a speciesist?

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 10:57:22 2015 No.6695662

>>6695544
Please fuck off back to /pol/. I get that evangelizing vegans can be annoying, but don't pretend that there was a magical time when faggots like you burned people for not eating a thing that they eat. I honestly don't understand how someone can even give a shit that someone doesn't eat meat. I can't think of anything less relevant to the quality of my life than whether or not some random person doesn't eat an ingredient that I eat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 10:59:05 2015 No.6695668 This shit is amazing! SOme psychopath making chilly, he's fucking nuts. I dare you not to go crazy when he cutting his tometoes with a not so sharp knife... https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=211&v=GFjstQ30RI8

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 11:06:27 2015 No.6695685 >>6691871 this map makes africa seem so pleasant, why is using green to show elevation allowed? it's really misleading

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 11:09:45 2015 No.6695696 >>6694509 are JACKucKING threads a banable offence? i never seem them around here anymore

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 11:33:50 2015 No.6695742 File: 8 KB, 253x199, spagett.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6695668 Reminds me of Tim's kitchen tips. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgG_b9L7dwo

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 11:36:04 2015 No.6695746 >>6689335 Holy fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 11:36:53 2015 No.6695750 >>6690588 Yeah but it isn't food gore. It's more like food boo-boos.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:06:42 2015 No.6695811 >>6695696 There have been a couple recently, both deleted by overzealous janitors @janitor YOU DON'T KNOW ME

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:28:39 2015 No.6695849
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>>6695453
>make fake oatmeal out of a vegetable
>add granola
>sorry, I meant gRAWnola

>granola is literally MADE OUT OF OATS

So many questions are left unanswered. Is this some kind of vegan ascetic cult? Is this the modern equivalent of a medieval monk wearing a cilice? Above all, what has to happen in an ordinary human being's life for them to want a life like this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:35:41 2015 No.6695868 >>6695668 Except he's a stand up comedian and he's been on Just for Laughs http://www.henryphillips.com/

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:45:39 2015 No.6695881

>>6695662
If you notice, he said (moral) vegans. Which I'm thinking means he hates the overly aggrandizing soapbox behavior of a lot of vegans. I agree there, I've met a good amount of vegans who are fucking obnoxious and shove their dietary choice in your face. Those people are assholes.

I don't care if someone doesn't eat meat though. let them make their own dietary choice. The way I see it - more for me!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:50:29 2015 No.6695888 >>6689340 this whole image just makes me sad

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:51:29 2015 No.6695892 >>6690003 Bit strange to put raw broccoli on pizza. I don't like broccoli so I'd throw on some arugela or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:55:31 2015 No.6695898 >>6695543 Not necessarily. I make overnight oatmeal all the time. You just mix the ingredients and put it in the fridge the night before, no cooking required.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:56:03 2015 No.6695900 >>6688420 >>6695628 I'm 3 minutes in and I don't see whats too bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:57:04 2015 No.6695903 >>6695742 Tim's Kitchen Tips are comedy gold

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 12:58:40 2015 No.6695907 >>6695900 wait, I'm up to the onion cutting, wtf nigga and the basil looks like shit doesn't get any better now does it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:07:02 2015 No.6695926 File: 725 KB, 2560x1707, 1372277646645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:10:49 2015 No.6695933 >>6695881 >Waaa... People with well thought out ethics get mad at people who rape and kill for something as inconsequential as a palate preference Please tell me more about how miserable your life is because of vegans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:32:15 2015 No.6695964 >>6695926 >going for kidneys and liver first high kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:33:15 2015 No.6695965 >>6695933 >well thought out ethics lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:34:33 2015 No.6695968 >>6695933 but killing plants is ok? As long as it fits your arbitrary, baseless "ethics" system?

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:36:18 2015 No.6695973

>>6695968
Plants have no neural network and as such cannot experience emotional discomfort of any kind. Furthermore, even if plants could suffer, eating animals still kills more plants. Where do you think your livestock gets it's food? In either scenario it's still more ethical to follow a plant based diet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:42:14 2015 No.6695982 #firstworldproblems

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:48:33 2015 No.6695992

>>6695459
>WHY WOULD YOU EVEN NEED TO SUBSTITUTE OUT OATS? THEY'RE ALREADY A FUCKING PLANT.
If you look at that post again, you'll see that it also says "gluten free". Whoever created that recipe was trying to provide an option for people who are vegan and also have celiac's disease.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:50:40 2015 No.6695997 >>6695992 And it's a disgusting shit recipe nonetheless

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:51:10 2015 No.6696001 >>6695992 But the protein in oats isn't gluten, so once again, why not just use oats?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:51:22 2015 No.6696002 >>6695997 What's your point? I was simply answering a question.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:52:26 2015 No.6696005 >>6696002 But your answer makes no sense.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:54:19 2015 No.6696006 >>6696001 most oats are contaminated with significant amounts of gluten from being processed with the same machinery used for processing wheat and other gluten containing foods. Oatmeal which is guaranteed to be gluten free is not found in every store.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:55:05 2015 No.6696009 File: 1.98 MB, 3264x2448, wut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 13:56:55 2015 No.6696012 File: 276 KB, 1800x947, Bobs_Red_Mill-Logo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6696006

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 14:04:42 2015 No.6696031 >>6696012 Fun fact, a large amount of the poppy seeds sold by under this brand have been used by druggies making tea until they started washing the seeds and making them unsuitable for those purposes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 14:06:57 2015 No.6696036 >>6696031 >druggies square detected

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 14:08:34 2015 No.6696041 >>6696036 lol, for real. I read that post and had flashbacks of my dad calling all my friends "druggies" back when i was in high school.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 14:10:21 2015 No.6696043 >>6696041 The only person I've ever heard refer to someone else as a druggy, I ended up smoking weed with him, and he got so high he thought he wasn't real anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 14:36:31 2015 No.6696092 >>6695443 >>6695453 https://instagram.com/thefitveganginger/ It's this chick. She's an in denial anorexic "vegan" who regularly posts recipe abominations such as these.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 14:41:19 2015 No.6696103 >>6696092 >her name is Anna kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 14:53:50 2015 No.6696136 File: 732 KB, 868x681, holyfuckwhatthefuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6689980 OH MY GOOOOD

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 15:00:35 2015 No.6696155 >>6689980 I am laughing so fucking hard.

Anonymous Sun Jul 19 15:03:41 2015 No.6696169

>>6695933
Does a person who's constantly shoving their views in your face sound like someone who has "well thought out ethics"? Doesn't seem so to me.

My life's fine, I know a few vegans/vegetarians and they don't kick up a fuss about my eating habits, and I don't care about theirs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 15:03:55 2015 No.6696170 >>6689124 why the fuck would he have gummie candies with it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 15:04:45 2015 No.6696172 >>6689980 christ that stovetop

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 15:05:49 2015 No.6696175 >>6696009 That isn't so bad; I'd eat at least a fifth of that. Look at all that asparagus, man - and the broccoli, too; it'd be a waste not to have some.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 15:21:10 2015 No.6696219 >>6689980 Masaokis' legacy lives on

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 15:31:44 2015 No.6696260 >>6695933 Vegans are not well thought out. If you were, you could avoid being overtaken by the prime meat eaters in society.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 15:33:36 2015 No.6696264 >>6686679 this is what raw fucking genius looks like

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 15:43:42 2015 No.6696283 File: 6 KB, 249x249, 1435069074798s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6696136 is that supposed to be mac and cheese with potatoes

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 16:05:46 2015 No.6696326 >>6680963 Yeah but they didn't do that, did they? So now it's disgusting. >you would love sucking dick if it was actually a pussy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 16:26:01 2015 No.6696372 >>6689212 oh my god. when I was in middle school, i'd get these banquet mozzarella bite thingies and microwave them on paper plates. they looked just like that and stuck to the plates.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 16:32:06 2015 No.6696386 >>6695892 It is very obviously not raw. But I don't know why the fuck they appear to have steamed it. Should be roasted.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 16:40:49 2015 No.6696413 >>6689980 >Post nuclear apocalypse bunker footage from the future

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 16:51:58 2015 No.6696457 >>6696092 >>6696103 she's super christian too kek a fucking ginger trying to wash her slate clean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 18:44:28 2015 No.6696773 File: 38 KB, 405x481, 1420008539316.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6689353

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 19:12:13 2015 No.6696862 >>6695668 >>6695742 Yeah, Henry's Kitchen is a joke and its been around for like 5 years. Help me make it through the night....

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 19:13:52 2015 No.6696867 >>6691871 This is mapgore

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 20:31:41 2015 No.6697105 File: 471 KB, 380x285, 1434829455394.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6695926

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 21:02:43 2015 No.6697191 File: 370 KB, 428x321, what.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 22:42:12 2015 No.6697466 File: 63 KB, 300x300, 1411612292484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcNKSslE1k8

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 22:51:56 2015 No.6697490 >>6680990 But...what's between the cheese and noodles?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 23:02:47 2015 No.6697518 >>6697466 Holy fuck. It's like literally salmonella juice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 23:05:06 2015 No.6697522 >>6697490 looks like a bad attempt at bolognese

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 23:20:45 2015 No.6697550 >>6680318 All it's missing is some blue food dye

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 23:32:02 2015 No.6697565 >>6695900 The first ingredient for her home made tomato sauce is four cans of tomato sauce

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 23:38:41 2015 No.6697574 >>6684414 wait, they actually ate it? The Powerade turkey was actually served for thanksgiving?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 19 23:52:20 2015 No.6697602 >>6695628 Haven't we all agreed this is for a cooking class? Like "Hey class, what's everything done wrong with this recipe?" It breaks so many basic rules of cooking, it has to be done on purpose.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 00:16:37 2015 No.6697669 >>6695907 >I'm up to the onion cutting Seriously, I thought my knife skills were bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 00:17:32 2015 No.6697673 >>6697602 >haven't we all agreed maybe over on reddit you guys here, but every time someone posts that theory here it's called out for the bullshit that it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 00:18:32 2015 No.6697674 >>6697673 you guys have*

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 01:06:04 2015 No.6697764 >>6680608 >The Hurgin >the sound you make when you imagine the taste as it ages

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 01:10:21 2015 No.6697771 File: 49 KB, 575x467, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6692125

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 01:12:48 2015 No.6697779 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMbF2kA5WAI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 01:13:13 2015 No.6697781 >>6687299 looks like a failed paleocake

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 01:25:03 2015 No.6697802 >>6680974 Sweet potatoes that were left sitting too long and broke down into liquid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 01:29:23 2015 No.6697808 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rqs5siPalo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 01:32:51 2015 No.6697814 >>6697808 Are...are those safety scissors? wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 01:34:42 2015 No.6697821 >>6697808 >Ribeye steak from a fucking dollar store I'm not even disgusted by her like I am by the cooks from the rest of these posts, just admiring her bravery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 01:35:11 2015 No.6697822 File: 1.44 MB, 450x472, visible-confusion-waning-(...).ebmvisible-confusion-waning-hope-sadness-despair-.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6684414

>>	Afrenchcook Mon Jul 20 04:47:46 2015 No.6698079 File: 2.61 MB, 445x326, giphy.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6689353

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 04:58:30 2015 No.6698088 >>6681117 underrated post

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 04:59:04 2015 No.6698090 >>6695546 in one of the Florida videos: >Jack takes bite of mustard doused bratwurst >Tammy: "freakin' mess..." >Jack Jr: "you married that mess"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 05:51:56 2015 No.6698169 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_qAnO6-DdA&feature=youtu.be

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 06:08:44 2015 No.6698185 >>6680987 man a guy found a rat, my uncle found a worm and this pic. if there is a place I will never eat at it's fucking kfc.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 06:21:45 2015 No.6698200 File: 55 KB, 472x620, 1432618648342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6698169 She has to be trolling

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 06:47:56 2015 No.6698218 >>6698169 why is she on the verge of tears

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 06:52:03 2015 No.6698223 >>6695926 What is this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 07:01:51 2015 No.6698230 File: 22 KB, 250x166, WorriedFace.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6698169 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY7o8aF5Qfc >healthy school lunch snacks >cuts open a bunch of chip packets with scissors Is this an actual person?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 07:17:59 2015 No.6698240 >>6698185 >man a guy found a rat, my uncle found a worm and this pic. if there is a place I will never eat at it's fucking kfc. It wasnt a rat though. Just chicken. But yes, that pic is fucking gross, raw chicken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 07:20:58 2015 No.6698247 >>6698240 http://www.today.com/money/kfc-lab-test-confirms-deep-fried-rat-actually-chicken-t27831 forgot the link

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 07:30:14 2015 No.6698257 File: 46 KB, 720x427, the man from the east said this.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6695742 WHAT. NO

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 09:20:00 2015 No.6698363 >>6692125 I lived with a guy that did the cup thing. I pissed in his cup and tipped most if it out when he wasn't home one day. He didn't notice and still drank out of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 09:40:22 2015 No.6698394 >>6681083 Not gonna lie I'd definitely at least try this Once I was at a friend's house and we made some ramen but instead of water for boiling we used root beer Yeah that turned out even worse than it sounded

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 10:08:23 2015 No.6698442 File: 98 KB, 619x473, 1337107836819.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6698169 what the fuck am i watching? why is she talking like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 10:12:02 2015 No.6698451 >>6698169 is this a fucking maria bamford character? what am i watching?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:20:28 2015 No.6699708 File: 1023 KB, 1000x1163, ...fug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6698169 >>6698230 >that voice >those recipes How is this real

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:24:58 2015 No.6699718 >>6698200 >>6698218 >>6698230 >>6698442 >>6698451 >>6699708 Autism speaks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:26:58 2015 No.6699723 >>6688900 I don't know why this made me laugh so hard but it did

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 18:39:58 2015 No.6699755 >>6686489 It's to elucidate the irony of calling that shit art you dickhuffing sperm vacuum

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 19:10:44 2015 No.6699831 >>6698257 Autism

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 22:02:42 2015 No.6700254 >>6698223 Bread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 00:55:47 2015 No.6700724 >>6686486 it looks cool to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 01:20:31 2015 No.6700772 >>6698169 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_qAnO6-DdA&feature=youtu.be Obviously satire. Cringe-wothy because it's so obvious and shitty, but come on you fucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 01:26:14 2015 No.6700787 >>6680990 Better than Sketti

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 01:26:43 2015 No.6700788 >>6680179 This is perfect, I used to have the same bowls growing up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 01:35:43 2015 No.6700799 >>6695453 The idea of "protein frosting" is horrifying

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 01:37:22 2015 No.6700801 >>6695656 What, the Catholic Church has always been anti-slavery. The worst thing they did was burn some jews, and even that was offset by how many protestants they burnt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 01:50:00 2015 No.6700829 >>6680305 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld2nWfIap2k

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 01:54:45 2015 No.6700838 >>6691839 "No one here knows how to make pizza so I'm going to go to three major chains and prove it" Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 02:00:58 2015 No.6700850 >>6699755 god i hate pretentious fucks like you

Anonymous Tue Jul 21 02:02:50 2015 No.6700853

>>6684702
It's not.

This is a yearly convention where people get together to eat trainwreck foods.

The rules for all submissions is something must be 'very wrong' with the dish.

The straw is self depreciating humor basically 'eating like the filthy animal you are'.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 03:35:57 2015 No.6701044 File: 477 KB, 500x281, WastelandStyle.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6695628 >approximately 1.5 cups of canola oil >the garlic oh god >frying up onions, garlic, and basil just to fucking toss it

Anonymous Tue Jul 21 03:46:26 2015 No.6701063

>>6695628
>add so much oil that you later have to remove some
i really just don't get it. i always thought i put a lot of oil in my sauce but damn marie.

and then she removes the onion and garlic, why not blend it in there if you just want a smooth sauce?

this is like how to make food less nutritious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 07:00:01 2015 No.6701280 >>6697602 no that is utterly retarded ffs.

Anonymous Tue Jul 21 07:02:57 2015 No.6701282

>>6701063

fat washing is a thing in cocktail making and shit. infuse the oil, mix it into the sauce evenly, filter out the excess.

i honestly think the idea behind marie's homemade italian sauce from italy is pretty cool, she's just a shit chef so she can't pull it off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 08:00:45 2015 No.6701363 >>6689282 That's not what dog cum looks like

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 08:04:08 2015 No.6701371 >>6686572 Out of all of these somehow the industrial horror of gravy and dressing in Windex bottles gets to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 08:53:48 2015 No.6701412 >>6680305 Did they hatch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 09:08:18 2015 No.6701428 >>6695543 rolled oats are cooked

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 12:25:27 2015 No.6701786 >>6695926 Is this an art piece or a movie prop? Doesn't look shopped at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 14:17:37 2015 No.6702027 >>6686486 Looks like art to me, what's your point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 14:35:00 2015 No.6702056 >>6701786 It doesn't looked shopped because it's real.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 14:37:52 2015 No.6702061 >>6686509 This has been a thing since the 60s man

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 14:44:27 2015 No.6702073 File: 77 KB, 378x403, 1324111845228.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6689353 oh oh my god

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 14:50:28 2015 No.6702089 >>6686509 dunno about canned but I grill a fresh pinapple slice, place a couple of spears of steamed asparagus on their with a poached egg. Add black pepper and some hollandaise sauce. >perfect.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 14:52:25 2015 No.6702097 >>6692049 Fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 14:59:21 2015 No.6702135 File: 32 KB, 480x360, 1436966546978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6689980 >drops a slice of cheese on the disgusting stove >expect him to throw it away >he goes to the sink and washes it off what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 16:03:35 2015 No.6702356 >>6686531 If those are unsweetened it would prolly be pretty good. >assuming you like green bean casserole.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 16:45:52 2015 No.6702474 File: 76 KB, 599x397, 471e14167b2f61216e1d36b5091779ee.600x.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://youtu.be/zrv78nG9R04 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_oil

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 16:46:22 2015 No.6702476 >>6702474 why is china the worst country ever

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 16:58:13 2015 No.6702501 >>6680174 i lol'd

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 17:02:20 2015 No.6702510 >>6702474 >Radio Free Asia propaganda/10 >>>/pol/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 17:03:29 2015 No.6702515 >>6702474 how is that guy in business? what fucking person, no matter their ethnicity or how poor they were, would ever eat a bowl, plate or trough of that shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 17:04:08 2015 No.6702516 >>6702510 Gutter oil manufacturer detected. Get out of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 17:06:32 2015 No.6702520 >>6697466 I do not have a sufficient reaction image for what I just witnessed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 17:11:56 2015 No.6702533 File: 414 KB, 645x361, hystericalcooking.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6698169 10/10 would watch again

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 17:16:29 2015 No.6702555 >>6702510 >>accusing me of propaganda for posting something that is a common problem in China Why so insecure, china?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 17:20:43 2015 No.6702564 >>6702476 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_safety_incidents_in_China Never buy from people who buy from China.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 17:33:45 2015 No.6702597 File: 31 KB, 650x366, curios george.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6695656 >using the term speciesist

Anonymous Wed Jul 22 01:29:51 2015 No.6703792

>>6695656
>Care to explain why you believe it's okay to be a speciesist?
Animal rights are one thing but are you suggesting EQUAL rights for ALL SPECIES?

Sniffer dogs should get minimum wage? People should be charged with first degree murder for swatting a fly? Broccoli should get the vote?

Using the word "speciesist" makes you (and by association, ALL vegans) look completely insane.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 02:18:04 2015 No.6703888 >>6703792 get a load of this idiot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:48:06 2015 No.6704714 >>6703792 not the previous poster, but your viewpoint is so anthropocentric. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings, I don't know why you would bring broccoli into this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 22 10:49:55 2015 No.6704719 >>6704714 >baiting this hard

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