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6679758 No.6679758 [Reply] [Original]

>1 Risoto
>2 Spaghetti
>1 Flank Steak

>> No.6679811
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6679811

Would you like fries with that?

>> No.6679824

>>6679758
>Not calling out how you want the flank steak done

Fuck you I quit

>> No.6679829

Oui!

>> No.6679860

>>6679811
Having worked at a McDonald's this phrase pisses me off. I served about 350+ people in my short tenure there and I nor any of my colleagues ever uttered "would you like fries with that". Even though I'm in the UK we referred to fries -as- fries, yet not ONCE did we say that shit. Fuck your shitty meme.

>> No.6679879

>>6679824
YOU AVIN A GIGGLE OVER THERE?

YOU - YOU'RE TAKIN THE PISS YEAH?

THE FLANK STEAK IS A COMPONENT, YEAH? DO YOU GET IT?
COOK IT FUCKING MEDIUM RARE LIKE THE RECIPE SAYS.

>> No.6679898

>>6679824
>implying you don't cook it mr unless told otherwise

Do you even fine dining?

>> No.6679903

>>6679758
>spaghetti

>> No.6679914

>>6679758

>calling orders
>no ticket

If you're calling expo on shit I don't even have on my rail yet "chef" you can fuck off mate, no ticket, no food.

>> No.6679931

>>6679914
BACK TO THE PREP KITCHEN LENNY, WHO LET YOU OUT OF YOUR PEN? DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY WHEEL AGAIN!

>>6679824
JERRY, WHAT IN FUCK ARE ALL THESE FLANK STEAKS?

>>6679903
DISH NEED PLAAAAAAATES!

>> No.6679989

ok *throws undercooked food into trash*

>> No.6680003
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6680003

NO NO NO EVERYBODY FUCKING STOP

YOU JUST SENT OUT A RAW STEAK WITHOUT A PLATE

GET THE FUCK OUT

>> No.6680005

>>6679989
*metallic sound effect*

>> No.6680039

>>6679758
My colleague approaches a steak from the front while i sneak behind it. I grab it and put it on a plate ready to be served. Order up! 1 Flank Steak!

>> No.6680044

>>6680039
IT'S RAWR!!

>> No.6680049

>>6680044
BUT I TRIED MY HARDEST TO FLANK IT JUST LIKE YOU SAID CHEF!

>> No.6680052

>>6680049
FUCKING

ROAR

>> No.6680055

>>6680052
DO YOU HAVE A BETTER WAY TO SNEAK UP ON STEAK CHEF?

>> No.6680145

>>6679860
some places have higher standards. it will vary country by country you ass tard. when I worked in fast food I always had my MC riding my ass about upsaling apple pies.

>> No.6680180

too exaggerated on US tv, it's fucking ridiculous.

>> No.6680206

>>6680180
Come here....

NOW FUCK OFF!!

>> No.6680553
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6680553

>>6680180

>> No.6680815

>sends back meal

>> No.6680913

>>6679860
Yeah me too mate, they will always want chips, no communication needed.

Also fry duty for an entire shift sucks donkey cock.

>> No.6680931

>>6680913
>they will always want chips

McDonalds fries are fucking garbage; unless I'm ordering a meal, I don't want the horrible floppy undercooked things.

>> No.6680962

>>6680913
>fry duty
Try being made to work in the kitchen with no formal training -- health and safety or otherwise. I have permanent scars as a result and I got fucking sacked because I literally took off my apron and flat-out refused until they fucking trained me. They'd rather fire me then properly equip me to do my job, the charlatan fucks.

>> No.6681025

>>6680180
If you can't handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen

>> No.6681104

>>6680003
WHAT ARE SPAGHETTI BOSS?

>> No.6681114

>>6680962
>Try being made to work in the kitchen with no formal training -- health and safety or otherwise.

You need to get the person in charge fired ASAP

>> No.6681127

>>6680962
you can sue the fuck out of them.

>> No.6681129

BEEF WELLINGTON AND SCALLOPS ARE READY CHEF

>> No.6681140

DEEPFRIED LOBSTER AND CABBAGE SHUSHI GOING OUT CHEF!

>> No.6681173

SPAGHETTI IN THE BIN CHEF

>> No.6681174

>>6679860
Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever heard anyone mutter the phrase "would you like fries with that?".

Sometimes the cashier will try to upsell me on whatever promotion they have, but it's pretty much assumed that if I wanted fries, I would've asked for them.

>> No.6681417

>>6680005
>Where is the FOOD!

*deer caught in headlights looking at Ramsay*

>> No.6681477
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>>6681173
WHAT THE FUCK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MAGfZ_hC6Y>>6681173

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>>6681417
ITS RIGHT THERE JUST TAKE A PLATE YOU... YOU... DOUBLE EXPO

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>>6681173
>>6681477
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHA


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAZHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA

AHAHAHBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHABHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.6681647
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fokin

RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I love Hell's Kitchen. Specially Meghan this year. She was a total qt.

>> No.6681664

>>6681129

>Look at these scallops.

>Perfectly seared on one side, just touch the other side. It's fucking RAW

Literally every episode.

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>>6681477
which one goes on the spaghetti, cheff?

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>>6681477
>spaghetti everywhere

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>>6680003
GET THE biiip biiip OUT NOW!
YOU'RE POISONNING THE CUSTOMERS.

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>>6681025
OH YEAAAHHHH

>> No.6683291

>>6681173
LOOK

>> No.6683304
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>>6683266

Meow chef!

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>>6679758
>>6680003
>>6680044
>>6680553
>>6681477
>>6683266
>>6683291

ARE YOU THAT STUPID? I THINK YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO BE IN THE RESTAURANT BUSINESS

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>>6683331
YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

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>>6681647
>its raw
do they not temp their meats? like, what? raw?
>this haddock reads 85F in the center despite having the appearance of fully cooked fish on the outside
>MUST BE DONE
>SELL IT

>> No.6683434

>>6681664
>but they're supposed to be springy, chef

>> No.6683464

>>6683409
i wonder if the producers have stage crew calibrate thermometers incorrectly and have remote chokes for the gas lines to the stoves and grills so shit gets undercooked?

>> No.6683495

>>6680931
food standards from whatever shit-hole you live in must be horrible then