Why is jew york pizza so overrated?

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Anonymous Mon Jul 13 10:37:01 2015 No.6677184 [Reply] [Original]

Why is jew york pizza so overrated?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 10:37:31 2015 No.6677186 >>6677184 because you're a fat chicago faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 10:38:45 2015 No.6677188 >>6677186 /thread

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 10:40:09 2015 No.6677191

LoL, I say! LOL! You took the "new" out of "new york" and replaced it with "jew" so it's "jew york" because of all of the "jews" who live in "new york" oh man how did you come up with that one? jew, new, it's right there in front of our faces, and yet you, the brightest comedic mind our nation has ever seen, were the one to make the connection. the jew york connection. sheer brilliance, i say. surely there has never been a quip so biting, a line so concise, except maybe in the days of groucho marx. you, sir, are truly in a league of your own. when scholars look upon our day and count the great minds of this generation, yours will no doubt top the list. the man who invented jew york. the myth. the legend. i am in awe. i bow to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 10:42:02 2015 No.6677193 >>6677191 Spotted the jew

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 10:43:49 2015 No.6677196 Best style is St. Louis style.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 10:44:23 2015 No.6677197 >>6677191 Kike detected

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 10:47:36 2015 No.6677201 File: 14 KB, 608x656, just who is behind all of this.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6677191

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 10:47:50 2015 No.6677202 >>6677191 ok kid

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 10:48:18 2015 No.6677205

>>6677184
In New York we have concentrated our efforts on flavor and ingredients rather than 6 inches of crust to make you fat pieces of shit healthier not fatter. Part of that is using real mozzerella cheese with a partial provolone mixture sometimes which does come with oil and grease when heated until it screams. Sure, we could make a huge ass faggy crust. But does the crust really offer any health benefits? Nope. It does kill diabetics and makes people suffer fat gain. SO we made the crust simple, it's like a plate for the sauce and toppings and nothing more. So go get your 10000 gram carb crust and fuck off to hell where all fat people end up because gluttony is one of the deadly sins. In the mean time while you wait for death and your breathing becomes more and more labored, suck some cock if you haven't already. It's available all over. If you're lucky you can get a kill shot with HIV in it and meet your famous maker even sooner. People don't even make corn cobs the same way in every state. Why does pizza get chosen to be so outspoken about and meme'd. Jesus christ getting an aneurism from this stupid shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 10:50:54 2015 No.6677210 >>6677205 get a load of this faggot and his crust fetish.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 10:52:51 2015 No.6677215 >>6677210 Yeah i take left over crust into the tub and lube it with conditioner and fuck the shit out of it while it screams out it still loves me and to stop

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:15:55 2015 No.6677270

>>6677202
>kid

oh man look at this guy, cutting me right to the bone. he called me "kid" as an insult, as if to insinuate that i am, in fact, not an adult, but rather an underdeveloped child flinging his shit at the walls. guffaw, guffaw, guffaw - this is truly a hilarious denigration, one which i never could have thought of on my own. to call another grown man a child - who would ever think of such a thing? but you did! you, my brilliant, worldly, deep-thinking friend, you have invented, with all of your mental might, a deviously stinging attack on my character, arousing much satisfaction from onlookers as they see the anguish wash over my face. i know i have been bested, for you called me "kid"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:17:56 2015 No.6677273 >>6677184 that looks delicious, are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:21:24 2015 No.6677279 >>6677205 >Yeah, your thicker pizza tastes better, but our pizza is marginally healthier. >Pizza. >Concerned about health. EPIC P I C

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 11:27:04 2015 No.6677292 >>6677279 your 3 inches of cheese, sauce and toppings is not "marginally" less healthy. seriously do you know how fast calories and fat and carbs add up? I bet your ass at least tree fiddy

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:04:39 2015 No.6677391
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>>6677184
New York is the place of origin for pizza in the US. Draw a line down the cost from New Haven to South Jersey, and that's ground zero for Italian-American cooking. NYC is where pizza was first served in America in 1905 from a coal fired oven. There are still 15 places in New York serving that original coal oven style of pizza. If you want to taste what pizza was like before the rest of the country had even heard of it you can do it here.

In addition you can find other styles of pizza here, ranging from wood oven Neapolitian to classic floppy slice joint to 99 cent a slice garbage.

The only folks I can imagine finding NYC pizza overrated are lovers of the kind of redneck pizza Pizza Hut sells. If you need three toppings and a lot of crust most of the pizza in NYC could seem underwhelming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:07:32 2015 No.6677394 >>6677391 dollar slices are my shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:10:38 2015 No.6677401 >Midwesterners in charge of good pizza >Illinois in charge of anything >Chicagoans so insecure about their pizza they feel the need to shitpost about it on an anonymous imageboard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:11:46 2015 No.6677405 >>6677401 >there are only two styles of pizza

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:12:47 2015 No.6677407 File: 76 KB, 250x250, 99.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6677401 >eat a dick jewyork faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:12:48 2015 No.6677408 >>6677401 NY-IDF please go

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:13:22 2015 No.6677409

>>6677407
LoL, I say! LOL! You took the "new" out of "new york" and replaced it with "jew" so it's "jew york" because of all of the "jews" who live in "new york" oh man how did you come up with that one? jew, new, it's right there in front of our faces, and yet you, the brightest comedic mind our nation has ever seen, were the one to make the connection. the jew york connection. sheer brilliance, i say. surely there has never been a quip so biting, a line so concise, except maybe in the days of groucho marx. you, sir, are truly in a league of your own. when scholars look upon our day and count the great minds of this generation, yours will no doubt top the list. the man who invented jew york. the myth. the legend. i am in awe. i bow to you.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:17:53 2015 No.6677422

>>6677394
They are shit, but kind of a brilliant business model. I'm still amazed that in one of the most expensive cities in the US it's still easy to find lunch for two or three bucks without resorting to the value menu of a fast food chain. Whether it's dollar slices, noodles from a pushcart, fried dumplings, a fried fish bun from a Chinese bakery, tacos from a truck or a felafel from Mamoun's (which breaks the bank at a whopping $3.50).

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:19:42 2015 No.6677424 >>6677422 I just read a news story about a dollar pizza chain that had to close down because they weren't paying their employees enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:26:44 2015 No.6677435 >>6677193 >>6677197 >>6677201 >>6677202 >What is a copypasta?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:27:35 2015 No.6677437 >>6677435 Guy who posted it here, it may be copypasta now, but it's fresh. Wrote it myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:28:02 2015 No.6677440 >>6677405 >two styles of pizza lol. Educate yourself: http://ny.eater.com/2014/3/20/6261635/a-complete-guide-to-new-york-city-pizza-styles >>6677424 Well I sure as fuck wouldn't want anyone I gave a shit about working in one of those places.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:29:13 2015 No.6677443 >>6677440 >sarcasm doesn't exist

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:29:41 2015 No.6677446 >>6677184 It's not overrated it's the best and you're the best hollywood faggit. Just admit it, your favorite pizza topping is salty semen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:30:48 2015 No.6677448 >>6677408 No, at least you said please but the answer is still politely no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 12:50:57 2015 No.6677497 I just like thin pizza.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:55:57 2015 No.6677689 Mediocre pizza is the only thing keeping New York's ego in tact, just let them have it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:58:22 2015 No.6677697 Only deathfats complain about NY pizza. It just isn't enough to mintain their body weight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 13:59:37 2015 No.6677702 dollar pizza isn't overrated.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:17:09 2015 No.6677780

>>6677689
NY city is where 90% of legal immagrants go and they don't travel very far any more. It's a huge cesspool of food from around the world with them living the american dream starting up their own restaurants and sharing their food. You're a fucking dumbass. Get off your ass and away from the internet and actually out into the real world. Yes the real world cost more than a mcdouble from mcdonalds. Get over it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:20:11 2015 No.6677791 >>6677780 New Yorker detected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:24:10 2015 No.6677809 >>6677791 >6677791 HARR HARR HARR no SC actually.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 14:58:49 2015 No.6677947

>>6677780
>It's a huge cesspool of food from around the world with them living the american dream starting up their own restaurants and sharing their food
I wouldn't call that a cesspool - that's one of the best things about NYC. The best cheap eats here range from all over the world, and tend to be veryfuckinggood. Pizza is a legacy thing from that same story 100 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:00:13 2015 No.6677950 >>6677184 Because you're a jealous political taking CAIR money from islamics.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:08:51 2015 No.6677981

>>6677947
I grew up in NYC and the shit doesn't tend to be "veryfuckinggood" there are so many places that some are good and with time one sorts out the wheat from the chaff so to speak. Most of them really suck but there are some places here and there.

Even some hole in the wall joints down in Chinatown and they vary with time, they might vary with time but generally get shut down after a year or so for various reasons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:09:56 2015 No.6677985 >>6677950 not him but fuck off soap, i mean jew

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:10:58 2015 No.6677988 >>6677985 Did I touch a nerve you islamic scum?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:12:08 2015 No.6677994 >>6677985 I might have written heart but I know that you islamics have no hearts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:12:31 2015 No.6677995 >>6677988 I'm not muslim you fucking kike

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 15:30:57 2015 No.6678052
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>>6677981
I'll agree that eating well on the cheap in NYC does require knowing the lay of the land. Knowing that this Pakistani cabbie joint is much better than that one, which taquerias are great and which are bullshit and where the good places are in Chinatown. Just wandering into places at random is a good way to get ripped off, but you could stumble across something amazing. Robert Sietsema has made a fucking career out of doing pretty much that, and as a result you could eat very well pretty much anywhere in this town for $5 just by following his recommendations. Pic related.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:25:55 2015 No.6678191
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Chicago Fag here

New York Pizza is the best for parties and for casual lunches and shit
Chicago Casserole is a god tier dinner meal that you sit down with, good for small gatherings.

I love both pizzas and anyone who tries to battle over fucking pizza should kill themselves

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:29:49 2015 No.6678203 >>6678191 >using spoiler tags on /ck/ Fucking retard.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:36:27 2015 No.6678225

>>6677689
Laughed irl at this comment. NYers don't give a shit about pizza normally. Chicago came up with some garbage knockoff of pizza and Midwesterners have such an inferiority complex they feel obligated to sing praises on high for deep dish pizza.
It's a shitty knockoff of the real thing and the sooner people realize that the faster we can end this stupid "debate"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:41:06 2015 No.6678235 >>6678191 >god tier dinner meal If eating that much cheese at one sitting is your idea of a great meal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:48:53 2015 No.6678260 >>6677446 So....what are you? A greasy Wop or dirty Irish? Or the illusive ignorant JewYorker?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:49:46 2015 No.6678261 >>6677205 The greasy slop you faggot fucking yankee bastards serve is IN NO FUCKING WAY any healthier than any other pizza, you stupid, pretentious hipster fucking FAGGOT God fucking damn I hate new yorkers so fucking god damn much

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:56:20 2015 No.6678274 >>6678261 Enjoy your Pizza Hut.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:56:28 2015 No.6678275 >>6678261 Considering there are over twice as many calories in a slice of Chicago style "pizza", vs NYC pizza, it's no wonder you're so upset. Maybe you have high blood pressure, fatty.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:59:17 2015 No.6678281
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>>6677184
I am not the biggest fan of cheese but a perfectly cooked pizza is really amazing. When you take a ball of sweet dough then push it into a bowl and fill it with a shitload of fucking cheese and then cover that in sauce so the cheese cant brown and then are left with a dough bowl filled with congealed cheese disk covered in sauce ocean.... i can no longer enjoy that.. in fact its so far removed from the original ingredients and style of cooking it honestly cant be called a pizza. real pizza... good savory dough
small amount of salted san marzano tomatoes crushed by hand.. small dollops of buffalo mozzarella. drizzle of extra virgin olive oil and into he oven for a few minutes tops... it comes out and you throw a few basil leaves on top.. Really one of those rare combinations that just works every time and is almost universally loved.

Chicago style casserole is made in a deep pie dish and is shaped into a bowl and filled to the brim with substandard ingredients which are all bastardizations of pizza ingredients. cheap processed cheese
sweet dough
sweet over spiced sauce
tons of meat
it is then baked for a very long time to allow the ingredients to "cook"

Honestly i dont see how you can call it pizza its like calling baked potato's french fries... it makes no sense..

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 16:59:48 2015 No.6678283 >>6678261 >I fucking hate ny pizza its so greasy!!!! I doubt your stupid ass has ever left whatever shiity flyover state your trailer is parked in. Maybe your area just makes shitty knock off NY pizza.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 17:01:35 2015 No.6678287

>>6678274
I've been to NYC and ate your slop and it's every bit as awful as anything Pizza Hut could dream up, but you pretentious fucks have your heads so far up your ass about anything NYC that you'll lap up runny literal human shit if someone said "dis from new york so it gud". I hope another Muslim extremist (or government official, this isn't about whether 9/11 was a conspiracy or not so I don't want to trigger any conspiracy guys) flies an even bigger plane into an even more important building, and I hope he's got a stolen nuclear warhead on board, so the whole fucking city gets wiped out.
At the very least, stay in your fucking state. Stop coming to mine. Stop building houses in mine, and then complaining how nothing is like NY. Stay in NY, and keep your shitty opinions about food, music, literature, film, etc. in NY and off any website where anyone from a different part of the world can see your shitty fucking faggot opinions.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 17:03:45 2015 No.6678291

>>6678283
I love how you greasy wop fucks act like every where that isn't NY is a shit hole, and yet one fucking third of my states economy is built entirely around you disgusting subhuman scumbags fleeing your cesspool state, only to try and make mine into the same kind of cesspool. I bet your pathetic, retarded ass can't even intimate the state I'm talking about, either, you fucking goober.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 17:04:39 2015 No.6678294 >>6678287 Upset about the confederate flag eh? :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 17:05:31 2015 No.6678296 >>6677184 Objective pizza ranking: Mountain > Neapolitan > Chicago > Normal > Jew Jework > Britcuckistan > Mexican > Commiefornia

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 17:07:18 2015 No.6678300 >>6678291 >triggered.jpg I don't care what shithole you live in. You're obviously too embarrassed to admit it anyway.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 17:11:06 2015 No.6678313

>>6678294
First, CSA lost almost two hundred years ago, the war's over, why anyone would fight so hard to keep flying the flag of a failed nation-state is beyond me.
Second, that has nothing to do with the fact that NY is one of the worst states in the union, and definitely houses the shittiest people in the world.
>>6678300
It's Florida, you stupid fuck, I'm talking about the constant yankee invasion of Florida, I'm talking about the ceaseless attempts to turn Florida into NY, I'm talking about you fucks all coming down here, and complaining the whole time you build your houses and live here. Your pizza is shit, your city is shit, Broadway is shit, everything that is NY and especially NYC is fucking shit and that's why you swarm en masse to FL every year, and that's why half of you stay here every year.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 17:11:31 2015 No.6678314 File: 137 KB, 640x480, 309778021_ae5a3bd60c_z[1].jpg_zz=1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All your pizza are easily cucked by this deep freeze piece of brilliant food engineering.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 17:18:29 2015 No.6678328 >>6678287 >I've been to NYC and ate your slop That's because you didn't know any better than to eat at Sbarro.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 17:18:42 2015 No.6678330

>>6678261
This times a thousand.
New Yorkers are the most abrasive, obnoxious, and mostly ignorant assholes I've ever had the displeasure to be around. I've met a few smart and savvy NYC dwellers, but they are few and far between.
The only other city I hate as much is LA, which is full of stupid, vain, vapid morons, who dont know how to drive worth a shit, and too much ghetto.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 17:23:06 2015 No.6678346

>>6678313
You admit you live in Florida, yet expect anyone to take your opinion about food the least bit seriously? MAYBE if we were talking Cuban food, but even then, you're from a state where the best restaurant you have is located in a fucking theme park.You're little more than the nursing home where we send our old people to go die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 17:31:13 2015 No.6678358 >>6678346 Not that guy, but seriously, you should stop. No wonder Florida is such a hellhole, it's filled with elderly New Yorkers and all their ignorant complaining and shitty taste in food. I'd be angry about it too if you fucks invaded my state.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 17:38:18 2015 No.6678382 >>6678314 >>6678314 Why can't I find a youtube review or an actual picture of cooked said pizza. The box makes it seem like there is no sauce on it.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 17:38:43 2015 No.6678384

>>6678358
No only do we buy lots of their orange juice, but we send them our old people, who pump money into the local economy without taking jobs away from anyone. You'd think they would be thankful. But no. They just want to bitch about pizza, which is something they know nothing about.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 17:41:54 2015 No.6678391 >>6678382 I found a 1 or less second shot of it. But damn, no real good details. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woS-Od7Cfyc

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 17:49:20 2015 No.6678410 >>6677205 Literally autism: the poster

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 17:55:54 2015 No.6678431

>>6678384
Everyone in the US buys lots of their orange juice, they don't need you. Not to mention they only pump money into retirement villages, and are too cheap to have a significant effect on local economies. They don't invest in anything because they are living on pensions and savings, and they add nothing, because they ate too set in their ways and only like what they are used to. So you have no case there. The only jobs they help are in the medical field

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:03:16 2015 No.6678448 >>6678274 >a-atleast it's better than pizza hut!! Probably the nicest thing you could say about jew york pizza.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:05:33 2015 No.6678451 >>6678448 You're probably descended from jews.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:06:08 2015 No.6678452

>>6678448
>jew york

LoL, I say! LOL! You took the "new" out of "new york" and replaced it with "jew" so it's "jew york" because of all of the "jews" who live in "new york" oh man how did you come up with that one? jew, new, it's right there in front of our faces, and yet you, the brightest comedic mind our nation has ever seen, were the one to make the connection. the jew york connection. sheer brilliance, i say. surely there has never been a quip so biting, a line so concise, except maybe in the days of groucho marx. you, sir, are truly in a league of your own. when scholars look upon our day and count the great minds of this generation, yours will no doubt top the list. the man who invented jew york. the myth. the legend. i am in awe. i bow to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:06:40 2015 No.6678453 >>6678451 So did Hitler but he atoned for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:08:08 2015 No.6678456 >>6678453 So was* Hitler

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:10:11 2015 No.6678460

>>6678431
>Not to mention they only pump money into retirement villages, and are too cheap to have a significant effect on local economies.
Nonsense. They have to eat. And they go out to eat. So there's that.
>The only jobs they help are in the medical field
Healthcare is 10% of the state's economy, making it the third largest sector behind tourism and real estate. Since most of them buy their own places (at least initially) they're helping real estate. And if their kids and grandkids visit them tourism is being fed as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:11:49 2015 No.6678464 >>6677184 New york itself is overrated

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:13:11 2015 No.6678468 >>6678464 Doesn't everyone outside of New York already hate New York? Serious question.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:13:41 2015 No.6678470 >>6678464 so are the baha men you flyover faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:14:27 2015 No.6678473 >>6678468 You either hate it or want to move to it.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:30:17 2015 No.6678521

>>6678468
It's the same in every country. The French talk trash about Paris, and the English will shit on London.

The biggest city in a nation ends up by default being the biggest cultural center. Those who do not identify with the culture there will generally say negative things about it. Partially because they hear about it all the fucking time, and feel compelled to point out there is more to the culture of their country than wjat happens to be going on in its biggest cultural center.

And they have a point. Living in the cultural center of any country is not for everyone. It's bound to be more crowded, expensive and faster paced than any other place in that country.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:34:48 2015 No.6678542 >>6678460 >if their kids and grandkids visit If it's like typical jews, that's once every five years. At any rate, you're grasping at straws.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:36:50 2015 No.6678552 >>6678452 I didn't know Steve Martin browsed ck. My, you DO learn something new every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:41:45 2015 No.6678570 >>6678542 >you're grasping at straws. Perhaps. But at least I don't live in Florida.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:41:54 2015 No.6678571 Fucking Florida faggots, butting in for no reason. >B...but muh oranges!!!!!!!! Literally, only fat fuck Midwesterns care about your shitty orange juice. It's so fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:42:43 2015 No.6678574 >>6678552 Are you saying I write like Steve Martin? Because if you are, thank you, that's a massive compliment. He's one of my favorite comedians.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 18:44:23 2015 No.6678580 >>6677184 Flat, flappy, greasy flyswatter pizza. Give me something with substance.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:05:17 2015 No.6678635 >>6678582 Yeah, too much greasy ny pizza will do that to you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:06:34 2015 No.6678642 >>6678635 >One slice of chicago slop will do that to you. fixed, no need to thank me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:40:50 2015 No.6678721 >>6678574 You can't fool me, I've seen Roxanne (and every other Steve Martin movie ever).

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:47:47 2015 No.6678738 File: 45 KB, 409x409, 1417997878759.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why are you Americans fighting over pizzas? None of you knows how a proper pizza is made. Please stop use the term pizza you make us look bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:47:47 2015 No.6678739 >>6678721 I was born a poor black child.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:52:07 2015 No.6678749 File: 40 KB, 188x252, 1435256284749.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6678738 Regardless of how or where it started, pizza as we know it today is an American invention. Arguing the contrary is just pissing in the wind tbh

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:54:55 2015 No.6678757

>>6678738

Fuck you Italy, if you can't even make the effort to fully cover the pie with cheese, you forfeit your right to criticize.

>Look at me I'm so arty and cultured and I like taking bites that contain only crust and tomato sauce.

pizza margherita sucks shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:55:33 2015 No.6678758 >>6678749 Yeah, that's why almost all places claim " original Italian pizza " Stop lying to prove your point. Pizza is Italian and you are bad at it. Like pasta. What in god's name is chicken Alfredo you disgusting fatties.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 19:56:40 2015 No.6678761 >>6678739 All I need is this thermos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:00:15 2015 No.6678774 >>6678758 That's funny, all the places I know claim to be American, usually Chicago or New york http://www.chicago-pizza.com/menu/campaign.html

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:04:51 2015 No.6678789 >>6678582 That's a European type electrical plug. Nice try fagmo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:14:18 2015 No.6678820 >>6678774 This. I have never once seen any company actually advertise Italian pizza. It's always >genuine New York style pizza! >authentic Chicago deep dish!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:15:48 2015 No.6678826 >>6678761 and this paddle game

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:27:34 2015 No.6678861
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>>6678820
too many people in us have been poor for too long.. Shitty food is now acceptable in society.

go to grocery store in united states
> aisles of soft factory made white bread in plastic bags
> processed cheese product
>pre made macaroni salad and hungry man frozen meals

euro supermarket in civilized country
> fresh vegetables usually locally grown
>fresh meat
>high quality cured meats
>high quality oil and flours
>French and Italian flours far superior to fucking cake or bread flour in us
>high quality cheeses
>cultured butter instead of fucking grade a fancy trash

Americans have such poor taste marketing a superior product wouldn't even work here. Real pizza is really only found in a few places in New York and New Jersey where there are many high income educated people that can afford to and enjoy eating Neapolitan style pizza.

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Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:30:55 2015 No.6678869

>>6678861

Yeah except "Chicago pizza" is really popular in Japan as well, see the previous post.

The thing is there are two types of pizza

There is the fast relatively inexpensive take out pizza that is famous

And there is the more higbrow sit down restaurant italian style pizza, which is still popular, just not as popular.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:32:30 2015 No.6678878 >>6678866 How is that bait?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:33:45 2015 No.6678889 >>6678878 >a "european" making an inflammatory post directed at americans(or vice-versa) on /ck/ isn't bait get outta town

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:37:02 2015 No.6678905 File: 58 KB, 460x288, 4544444444444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6678861 >fine euro ingredients

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:38:34 2015 No.6678912 File: 339 KB, 780x566, meanwhile_4da6f2_1066655.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6678905 They are very fond of horse meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:54:15 2015 No.6678969 >>6678861 you've never been to a US supermarket. I guarantee my local supermarket in Texas has a greater selection than 99% of those in europe. And I'd fucking know since I've been throughout europe too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 20:55:32 2015 No.6678972 >>6677205 ok kid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:01:31 2015 No.6678990 File: 2.44 MB, 2816x2112, variety.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6678969 oh the variety

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:02:13 2015 No.6678991 >>6678990 not my supermarket, goy.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:03:35 2015 No.6678996

>>6678861
I have too go to three different grocery stores to find most of what I eat in the US. Our grocery stores are abysmal; disgusting food for disgusting people. All of it is this over processed garbage that these fat fucks shovel down their gullet. I hate this place so much

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:18:18 2015 No.6679036 >>6677184 ah, new york pizza, just like my school cafeteria used to serve

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 13 21:51:16 2015 No.6679113 >>6678990 What variety? That looks like a rural Tescos.

Anonymous Mon Jul 13 22:08:47 2015 No.6679154

There is no such thing as overrated food. If a food item is popular amongst masses of people in a place where options are a plenty and food is not just for survival - then its safe to claim that the food item is popular simply because its considered good. And if its good, it deserves its rating.

Also, this fairly probable: >>6677186

But to that I'll add, I'm sure the Chicago casserole tastes great too. I've never had it. I've also never had NY pizza either. I would like to try both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 02:33:25 2015 No.6679723 File: 337 KB, 1020x400, detroit pizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chicago has house music and Deep Dish New York has garage music and NY Pizza Detroit has techno and Detroit style pizza

Anonymous Tue Jul 14 03:01:30 2015 No.6679768

>>6678314
I have a feelin dr Oetker is super popular in Europe. Even the ones we get here in Canada are actually made in Germany and shipped here, which I find to be so amusing. These are the best frozen pizzas money can buy. They blow all the North American brands away and are on a whole nother level. the dough recipie is what sets Dr. Oetker apart. great stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 03:04:10 2015 No.6679772 >>6677184 if it's not cheap with too much dough, it's a fairly balanced food with dairy, vegetables, and grains

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 03:24:49 2015 No.6679796 >>6679768 They're pretty middling by British standards. You can go a lot worse but you can also do better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 03:26:17 2015 No.6679799 >>6679723 >house, techno, deep dish >good jesus christ im disgusted

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 04:59:55 2015 No.6679921 File: 451 KB, 977x395, pizza pie-977x395.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm new to cooking, how do I make a great pizza at home. The dough is the scariest part and I have no idea how to approach it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 14 05:00:27 2015 No.6679922 i love pizza i really dont care anymore, i just love pizza the variety is the best part, and it's almost never shit. if it's shit, i let it go cold and reheat in oven for crispy edges and suddenly it's good.

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