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ITT food you expect to see in hell

>> No.6672161

Your hell looks mighty delicious, OP.

>> No.6672437
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Frank the Fruitcake, all day, erryday.

>> No.6672459
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This is how all spaghetti looks to me. I hate it and expect to see it in Hell.

>> No.6672467

>>6672459
lol yeah anon. Honestly, I'm with you. I hate speghetti.

>> No.6672468
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Burger with egg

>> No.6672475
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My hell is nothing but pic related.

>> No.6672487

Black licorice. It's the chocolate of the Swedes. And if Sweden isn't Hell, I don't know what is.

>> No.6672498

Probably something like the "manna" from I Have No Mouth. Something that is physically painful to consume because of how acrid it is and gives you the worst heartburn of your life.

>> No.6672501

>>6672475
Most of these are decent hells, this one is especially good though
Just curious, what do you not like about it? The texture is fine, it doesn't have any overly strong flavors, somewhat sweet and a little sour.

>> No.6672518
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Cauliflower, uncooked and no seasoning.
It's just something to knaw on like smeagol.

>> No.6672529

>>6672437
am jew, what does fruitcake taste like? I've made spice cake before but that's not the same thing...also we don't have a concept of hell, honestly, it just isn't taught.

>> No.6672551

>>6672501
Childhood trauma. It's not a particularly interesting story, but I puked them up and can't eat them without those memories rushing back into my head.

>> No.6672581

>>6672529
Part of my family is Jewish too so I understand, but fruitcake isn't so bad if done well and my mother sent me one once that actually was good and it just tastes like some fruit on a moist cake, it's sweet, every other time though, it tastes like an old shoe at best. I don't know if you know what hardtack is, but it's like old tasteless fruit on top of hardtack and that's putting it lightly.

>> No.6672591

>>6672581
people really don't know how to fucking bake. I wish they wouldn't unless they have practiced.

>> No.6672597

>>6672475
beetroot is goat

>> No.6672598

>>6672529

You don't need to be religious to understand what hell is. There is no single concept of hell, there are many. From something like a personal hell (a black bug room,) the circles of hell in Dante's Inferno where you are placed depending on your sin, or the purgatories of Naraka that you stay in until your accumulated Karma is used up.

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Pice related. Just plain boiled white rice with no salt.

>inb4 weeaboos defending that shit

>> No.6672645

>>6672459
jesus i forgot about this shit


unbearable

>> No.6672646

ITT /ck/ reveals it doesn't like food

>> No.6672652

>>6672598
We're all just one happy herd of swine then, except for you of course who knows everything?

>> No.6672656
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>> No.6672659

>>6672640
>salt
>not soy sauce

>> No.6672663

>no live rats
>no cups of cum
>no bowls of magma
>no mason jars of ravorblades
>no menstrual blood pancakes
>instead, real food some of which is actually quite good

you faggots are stupid

>> No.6672665

>>6672659
Or even worse: Having to eat rice thats drowning in the saltiest soy sauce ever conceived.

>> No.6672673
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I cant stand it.

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>> No.6672688

>>6672685
>hating shepards pie
shiggy

>> No.6672699

>>6672656
That's a Hell I would never want to end up in.

>> No.6672700

>>6672656
What in the name of all holy hell is that?

>> No.6672701

>>6672663
Guy I think the thread was just a joke about disliked foods. I think you're taking it too literal.

>> No.6672710

>>6672700
A reverse image search would show it's a bologna cake.

>> No.6672715

>>6672710
To be honest the pic had me salivating, but simultaneously disgusted.
http://www.justapinch.com/recipes/appetizer/meat-appetizer/bologna-cake.html

>> No.6672717

Automatic teller machines dispensing McDonald's 'food' on every corner.

> ids habbening!

>> No.6672727

>>6672161
meatloaf is the P.T. sink abortion of the culinary world

>> No.6672738 [DELETED] 

>>6672727
Take that back you internet bully.

>> No.6672754

>>6672700
It's called the "Hurgin".
I'd post the image, but someone else had posted it, and I'm too lazy to crop it a few pixels to get around that.

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>>6672652
I just gave a few examples of hell. Why are you getting personal about it?

>> No.6672763

>>6672656
brb getting baptized and asking for forgiveness

>> No.6672765
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>>6672663
>Ravorblades

>> No.6672798

I always hear people bitch about meatloaf. Maybe my mom just made really good meatloaf, but I actually enjoyed it as a child.
The meat was tender and juicy, the bell peppers were a little spicy, a little sweet, and still had some crunch to them, and the sauce was a thicker tomato sauce with a little brown sugar.

>> No.6672810

a sandwich consisting of brussel sprouts, the strongest blue cheese, a fuck ton of cilantro, the fishiest tasting fish, all between two burnt pieces of rye (with extra caraway, seedless rye is good) slathered in neon relish

>> No.6672814

>>6672798
Growing up my mother turned vegetarian. I only wished I had meatloaf.
ITT pussies who have no idea how good they had it.

>> No.6672820

>>6672798
>>6672814
Same, my mom made a really good meatloaf in her day. I never complained when she made that for dinner. If only I'd gotten the recipe before she died, woulda, coulda, shoulda, ya know?

>> No.6672822

>>6672115
>photo.png

I expect to see YOU in Hell.

>> No.6672851

>never really understood the concept of hell, aside from sartre and a joke about chopsticks
>would think hell was about not having food, because food is always good, and being dead you don't need food

"Foods you dislike" threads are pretty much the worst, but now you've gone full summer.

>> No.6673205

>>6672115
Cod and spinach soup.

>> No.6673235

I've seen maybe one or two things that look disgusting in this thread

You're all just morons

>> No.6673238

Nothing but cucumbers.

I can't stand that weird taste it has. So gross.

>> No.6673246

>>6673235
>Look disgusting

But it's hell, so they'd look inviting yet be vile beyond reason.

>> No.6673416

>>6672727
Perhaps you've never had a good one. I've had bad ones. I've had good ones. I've had great ones.
The bad ones, and I hate to say it, were made by American mums. The great ones were made by me or my family. The good ones were made by everyone else who has ever made a meatloaf that I've tried. There's something about being an American woman who has given birth that suddenly drains a person of all culinary skill, taste buds and and common fucking cooking sense. Seriously. Every American woman with a kid makes meatloaf drier than Pakistani bathmat.

If you like meatballs, think of meatloaf as a really, really big, baked meatball. That's really all it is.

>> No.6673477

Mayonnaise. Everything in hell is going to have mayonnaise in or on it.

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>> No.6673508
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>> No.6673534

>>6672673
like sewage flavored custard.

spent time in SE Asia?

>> No.6673535

>>6673508
This picture makes me laugh and rage at the same time

I didn't know this feeling was possible

>> No.6673537

>>6673508
jesus christ, what kind of hipster shit is this?

>> No.6673549

>>6673537
>>6673535
The original wasn't hipster, just these two Brit twin hipfucks turned it into something like that.
The first one, an American chain place called Cereality that was popular on or near college campuses across the US for a hot minute in the earlier 2000s, went out of business in most places when people understood that they were paying more than the cost of a whole box of cereal for just a bowl of the stuff.
>but mix-ins and toppings!!!
No.

I think the Brit place closed, too.

Cereality had fun with it, at least. The employees all wore pyjamas at work and slippers. The Brit place tried to be serious about it and, I shit you now, presented themselves as cereal connoisseurs. Unbearable.

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Roasted peoples

>> No.6673564

>>6673508

been here, it's round the corner from my gaff

honestly i like that i can get a bowl of weird specific cereal whenever i want

>> No.6673568

>>6673549
>i shit you now
Err...
>i shit you NOT
Fix'd.

>> No.6673571

>>6673549
I heard of a similar hispter restaurant serving canned food from around the world. I would honestly go there at least once.

>> No.6673574

>>6673549

>I think the Brit place closed, too.

nah they just opened a new branch in camden

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>>6673235
you don't understand the concept of hell
it is about torture and suffering beyond reason
Dante's depiction is the exact opposite of what I imagine it to be like, it's probably way closer to Bill and Ted's version

>> No.6673580

>>6672663
Please leave Chuck Palahniuk. You have writing to do.

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>> No.6673659

The only true answer is mushy celery from canned soup.

Just a giant bowl of it

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>>6672115

love this stuff (meatloaf) cold in a sandwich with plain yellow mustard

shit is the bomb

>> No.6673686

>>6673581
umbilical cord?

>> No.6673725
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>>6673549
>The employees all wore pyjamas at work and slippers. The Brit place tried to be serious about it and, I shit you now, presented themselves as cereal connoisseurs.

Manchildren.
This is almost as bad as that adult preschool.

>> No.6673734

>>6672475
This. Fuck beets.

>> No.6673753

>>6673563
What Kubrick film is this?

>> No.6673759

>>6673753
Peter Greenaway "the cook the thief his wife and her lover"

>> No.6673765

i love meatloaf and spaghetti.

>>6672475

tastes like eating dirt

>>6672640

i love plain steamed white rice honestly.

>>6672673

death fruit

>> No.6673767

>>6673725
Those chicks are pretty cute. I want to play doctor will all of them.

>> No.6673774

>>6673686
Placenta. The most horrific cooking program I ever watched was HFW preparing placenta pate for some grotesque earth mother to serve to her friends.

>> No.6673791

>>6673725
You've misunderstood.
The American chain, Cereality, has the work uniform that looks like pyjamas. It's supposed to make you think "comfy!"
Kinda like how mall security uniforms look like police uniforms. It's supposed to make think "authority!"

The Brit twins, with their serious approach to breakfast cereal, oh-so-artsy-fartsy demeanor and coolier-than-thou attitude, are a pair of tools.

>> No.6673802

>>6673791

how the fuck does the 'cereal killer cafe' scream artsy fartsy seriousness to you? the absence of fluffy carpets and humiliated students in pyjamas is just stuffy now is it? they still have fucking arcade machines, cartoons on telly and comic strip bedspreads to sit on.

>> No.6673810
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>> No.6673816

>>6673802
Misunderstood.
The twins themselves are those things, not the place they own.

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>> No.6673843

>>6673816
>The Brit place tried to be serious about it and, I shit you now, presented themselves as cereal connoisseurs.

you're clearly being equivocal and stretching your point very thin because you know it's not actually true.

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>> No.6673858

>>6673847
this looks good to me

>> No.6673895

>>6673791
>>6673549

The Brit one sounds better.

>buh u misunderstook

Shut the fuck up.

>> No.6673911
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Macaroni salad. Who hates themselves that much? Who?

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>>6672487
>hatin' on licorice

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>>6672673
>that filename

>> No.6673998

>>6673767
they all look "problematic".

>>6673791
I understand perfectly. In both cases, it sounds like a bastion of infantilization and quirky "nostalgia" for a quick buck (or quid).

>> No.6674006

>>6673847
whats the deal with that?

>> No.6674010

>>6673922
>Amerifat not appreciating liquorice done properly

Stick to your no-flavour Twizzlers.

>> No.6674015
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Raw red pepper, and raw tomatoes. I just vomit with the smell, not even the taste, of red pepper. And I hate the tomato texture.

Hell is a giant salad of red pepper and tomato. Very appropiate.

>> No.6674020

>>6672487
Licorice is sweet as shit

Try some Salmiakki for real men

>> No.6674025

>>6672459
u dont like a good spag bol?

>> No.6674036

>>6673508
holy shit I am mad

fucking hipsters

>> No.6674045

>>6673911
without celery its not bad for me

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>> No.6674055

>>6674048
i love violet candy

>> No.6674177

>>6674025
>spag bol

My hell is where people say shit like this.

>> No.6674183

>>6674177
kek troll'd

>> No.6674213
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>>6672115
Imagine eating an endless supply of warm, mayonnaise saturated coleslaw. Forever. With no breaks.

>> No.6674234

>>6674015
well you know tomato is the devil's fruit

>> No.6674241
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Replace chocolate milk with white and voila hell (I love white milk but the white milk in school lunches was always disgusting)

>> No.6674245

>>6674213
Oh god that horrible. I recently had coleslaw at some shithole diner... It was the most disgusting thing ever. Some old not even fresh cabbage floating in a bowl of mayonnaise. I couldnt even eat it at all it made me sick to even look at. Coleslaw should not be fucking wet. Or creamy. It should be fresh and crisp and light. What the fuck is wrong with people?

>> No.6674247

>>6672529
>what does fruitcake taste like?
think of a spice cake soaked in rich dark beer and packed with dried fruits. so rich you can't eat much at a time and a finished cake is 10-15 pounds

>> No.6674253

>>6674247
Whoa sounds awesome, gotta whip up a batch.

>> No.6674254

Normal food you'd like, but Paula Dean cooks it with 2 cups of butter and guy fieri drizzles crappy BBQ sauce on it.

>> No.6674259

>>6672115
hamburger or tuna helper
bologna and mustard sandwiches
beets
dry turkey
zebra cakes
ham salad
iceberg lettuce slathered in ranch or french dressing
school lunch pizza
canned corn

>> No.6674278

>>6674015
Peppers, tomatoes, and onions for me. I don't mind eating bell peppers alone raw, but with other stuff it makes me gag.

>> No.6674284

>>6673791
>pair of tools

Pair of cunts is the phrase you're looking for.

>> No.6674291

>>6672115
>food you expect to see in hell
>>6674224
This.

>> No.6674380

>>6673847
Hospital food?

>> No.6674388
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>>6673774
hahaha IN HELL YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO SOME BITCH CONTINUALLY HOLLAR AND SCREAM WHILE SHE PUMPS OUT BABYS AND YOU HAVE TO CONTINUALLY EAT EACH PLACENTA, OVER AND OVER AGAIN TIL TIME ITSELF ENDS.

>> No.6674397

>>6674380
Yes, Malaysia Airlines flying Hospital...

>> No.6674415

>>6672475
>doesn't like beets
>hasn't committed suicide

>> No.6674526

>>6674397
OH THE HUMANITY!

>> No.6674538

>>6673563
even as I child i could tell they cast the WRONG fucking person as the second dumbledore

>> No.6674553

>>6674538
Fixed that for you...

>Even as a homo child I knew that they would cast another homosexual as the second faggitdore.

>> No.6674712

>>6673858
>>6674006
>>6674380


Malaisian Air

>> No.6674725

>>6674006
>>6673858
>>6673847

Malaysian airlines MH370 went missing, possibly sucked into a vortex to hell, like the movie Event Horizon

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im gonna vom
These and cannoli's. They're too fucking rich, I can only handle a bite before my body starts telling me "NO"
Do I have an illness?

>> No.6674777

>>6674725
That was on CNN which figures, they were and that dumbass british faggit asserting some space aliens took it away. That kind of shit figures from the brits and CNN.

>> No.6674780

>>6674769
Yeah, you should get proper eclairs from an Italian bakery instead of from the frozen section of a supermarket. DUH!?

>> No.6674786

>>6673580

>he thinks menstrual blood pancakes are a Palahniuk construct

wew lad, looks like you have some ledditing to do

>> No.6674791

>>6674769
cheap desserts are usually made with too much sugar. they're not filling and you only stop eating them when you feel sick from sugar, not when you're satiated.

>> No.6674799

>>6672115
Based Meat loaf.

If you don't like it, you're making it wrong, and believe me, there are a lot of ways you can fuck it up.
It's one of those things that's a family recipe that has been tried and true by your grandma's grandma. If it doesn't include some chopped steak then I have bad news for your fat ass.

>> No.6674804

whats wrong with meatloaf?

>> No.6674807

>>6674804
who wants bread with they're meat

>> No.6674815

>>6674807
Who are meat?

>> No.6674826

>>6674804
there are so many things you can do with ground meat

to take it and turn it into a big homogeneous blob of shit is upsetting

how many of the people ITT saying meatloaf is good if it's done right are americlaps

>> No.6674829

>>6674826
It's great with feta and olives.

>> No.6674948

Andouillette (French sausage filled with intestine & colon)
Lime Pickle (Indian horrible spicy/sour chutney)
Candied fruit

>> No.6675017

>>6674804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVkt5kAhX10
>meatloaf takes on chef ramsay

>> No.6675019

>>6674826
>never had non-golden corral meatload.

Seriously, get some fatty ground beef, buttermilk, chop up some leftover slow cooked round steak, bread crumbs, jalapenos, celery, Worcestershire sauce, and spice that fucker up and you've got some delicious "nutritious" loafed meat.

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Can't believe no ones posted "skettie and budder". In fact probably most of the "food" made on Honey Booboo is absolute garbage to anyone sane.

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>>6675184
thanks for reminding me, anon.

just thinking of their lifestyle and dietary choices makes me contemplate an-heroing.

>> No.6675311

>>6673563
Fucking God-tier film

>> No.6675355

>>6674388
So hell is the interracial breeding grounds?

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>>6674259
>zebra cakes

>> No.6675384

>>6672115
MEAT

>> No.6675386

>>6674259
>zebra cakes
I..I actually like these. For childhood feels if nothing else, my friends and I used to sneak them out of the kitchen and take them to our fort.

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>>6672115

>> No.6675416

>>6672115
All of my favorite foods, only rotten and covered in maggots.

Alternatively, nothing but fresh berries and your digestive tract never gets used to it.

Alternatively 2, a selection of the least palatable banquet frozen meals.

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>>6675401

>> No.6675501

>>6673508
I just want to punch the living fucksticks out of the guy on bottom

>> No.6675506

>>6675462
>not liking double cheeseburgers
It's the only worthy thing McDicks sells.

>> No.6675523

>>6674241
it had a bleach taste/smell to it, I never could drink it either

>> No.6675534

>>6675523
I never minded it until I got one that was like 6 months expired that no one caught and threw out. Like sour, slimy cottage cheese. Couldn't touch it after that.

>> No.6675538

>>6674780
Yeah, let me just stroll down to my neighborhood specialty confection store and shell out $10 for two donuts, brb

>>6675392
delicious until you get about halfway through, then it becomes pure misery to eat, never ever more than 1 a week, it has close to 100% of your DRA sodium and it shows

>> No.6675545

>>6675534
That's hella gross bro, I remember that my school started to get experimental with things at one point, and we starting having vanilla and even orange flavored milks. Disgusting/10. Why couldn't we just have had regular Prairie Farms milk instead the cheap-o milk by-product shit?

>> No.6675547

>>6675538
Never could stand Skyline or Gold Star, or any "Cincy" style "chili". Lived most of my life within 2hrs. drive of Cincinnati, but was raised on TexMex style chili, I guess you could call it, so the Cincy stuff always turned my stomach.

Always seemed to me at its best it was mealy, cinnamon sugar flavored dog food mush. At its worst...Cincinnati chili.

>> No.6675557

>>6672765
straight razors are the fedora of the grooming world

>> No.6675573

>>6675547
Chili Man Chili is probably the final boss of the canned chili realm, Ray's is pure saturated fat and it feels like you're eating a heart attack, Hormel is too sweet, Skyline is pure sodium chili-like soup, can't eat Wolf Brand b/c dietary constraints.

Chili Man though, you can eat that stuff 3 times a week and not get tired of it. I used to only get a 15 min break at work for lunch and I would just eat it outta the can with a spoon, it's still good

>> No.6675734

Mayonnaise cake

Why the fuck did people in the Midwest ever attempt to innovate their food? It literally all involves mayonnaise, the cumshot of the food world

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>>6675734

>> No.6675783

>>6675734
Have you ever had one or does the idea just repel you?

>> No.6675798

>>6675783
I've eaten some nasty shit in my life, but mayonnaise cake or any other dish based around mayonnaise is where I draw the line. I refuse to eat anything this foul

>> No.6675953

>>6675545
My elementary school had white, strawberry, and chocolate Oakhurst milk. It came in these tiny little square cartons and they kept it in this big refrigerator chest thing and when it got low only the taller kids could actually reach the milk (I wasn't one of the taller kids ;_;).

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>> No.6675996

>>6675506
this tbh

>> No.6676008

>>6673725
>adult preschool
You mean any non-STEM part of a university campus?

>> No.6676016
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6676016

>Spartan blood soup

Leonidas promised.

>> No.6676019

>>6674725
>>6674712
*whoosh*

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6676029

Really? No one?

>> No.6676036

>>6676029
It would've been funnier with no text.
Great job cocking up an easy joke.

>> No.6676041

>>6676016
>believing in fictional characters
i bet you believe in Muhammad and the Tooth Fairy too.

>> No.6676043
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These fuckers right here. I cannot stand the smell or taste of pickles. When I go out to eat, I say I have an allergy because I will absolutely send food back if it has pickles.

>> No.6676061

>>6676041
>Leonidas
>Muhummad
>fictional characters
kek.
7/10

>> No.6676076

>>6673477
Your post has got me triggered

>> No.6676086

>>6673563
Made me lol

>> No.6677297

>>6673508
reddit the store

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>> No.6677600

>>6674769
I had the cream puffs frozen like this. I was so dissapointed. When they thawed they basically fell apart and were just terrible.

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>>6672115

This bullshit, forever. Such a waste of good ingredients. Fuck Sweden.

>> No.6677755

>>6672468
Im going to hell then

>> No.6677774

>>6672115
>Dissing meatloaf

I will kill you with a fucking spoon over the course of several fucking years.

As to your question, Tomatoes.

>> No.6677795

>>6674020
Salmiakki tastes like licorice someone dropped in a litter box.

>> No.6677819

>>6677668
That looks delicious.

>> No.6677827

>>6677774
The ironing

>> No.6677833

>>6672437
I love fruitcake.

>> No.6677842
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6677842

Bowls and bowls of these gross mother fuckers.

>> No.6677874

>>6673416
The sensibilities of a generation that starved for two decades are still pretty relevant to the present. Motherfuckers who lived during times of famine don't give a shit most often, they'll eat anything that's food.

The invention of the production line that took america and made cars for everyone possible. The car culture it spawned. The fast-food culture that both the car culture and the relevance of the production line.

The culture around food that started with having servants/slaves to cook and ended up replacing them with household appliances.

There's a lot of shit. Europoors who say there's no culture to America are just too absorbed with their own and the fact that we literally broadcast it everywhere. A lot of American food can be shitty, but there's a practicality to it, and it doesn't just come from nowhere.

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Pic mostly related. I ordered nachos at a bar once and it was just tostitos witch cheez whiz and canned jalepenos. Fucking gross.

>> No.6677893

>>6677874
Shit that's butchered as fuck. Fast food started with one business model and came out of nowhere, but ended up being hugely popular for some pretty obvious reasons. The car culture and the production line that made the car culture happen are both important to this I think.

Also, we're a nation of immigrants. And before the global economy was a thing, a lot of cuisine involved fudging recipes brought over with local ingredients. That's also had to have a pretty big influence over time.

>> No.6677919

>>6677874
>but there's a practicality to it

There's a lot of practicality to other cusiines as well. For example, a lot of classic French dishes that you would expect to find at a fancypants restaurant originated as cheap peasant cooking meant to utilize whatever ingredients were around. Coq au Vin, for example: when you didn't have any meat so you had no choice but to eat the 'ol stringy rooster.

The difference is that a lot of these foods are excellent whereas a lot of classic American foods are often not. Then again, that comes down to the history of the country as well. America lacks the culinary history of many other countries.

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>> No.6677936

>>6677919
For sure. I was talking to a guy about it while I was a busboy for some Vietnamese hole in the wall, being a general dumbass like I am. I remembered that spam was big in Hawaii because of WW2. So I wanted to know if the war had a big effect on food over on Vietnam since he'd spent a lot of time over there What he had to say is "well, everyone just uses what's around".

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Easy

>> No.6678026

>>6672115
Black olives, guava fruit, raw onions, cherry tomatoes, black licorice


and for drinks

White wine

>> No.6678199

>>6672700
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/2hsiib/layered_bologna_cake_with_mayonnaise_and_mustard/

>> No.6678223

>>6673491
I like doner kebabs
Wish they were more common in the US

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>>6672688
to be honest, that is a fucking disgusting looking shepard's pie

>> No.6678398

>>6677929
if it weren't for the chives, this would be fine.

>>6678026
gay

>> No.6678408

>>6678223

PROTIP: they are called gyros here

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>>6678001
>>6673922
I'm the opposite, red liqourice is waiting for me with a dildo made out of the stuff
>>6674048
Violet creams are goat

I fucking hate, HATE pic related

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>>6672115

>> No.6678445

>>6672115
If you think meatloaf is hell, then you've never had a good meatloaf. And that's a travesty.

>> No.6678454

Parmesan everywhere. Smells like vomit, can't catch a break from it.

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Enjoyable Hells
>>6672468
>>6672475
>>6672685
>>6673847
>>6674015
>>6675401
>>6677668


Tolerable Hells
>>6672115
>>6672518
>>6672640
>>6673484
>>6673491
>>6673508
>>6673563
>>6673576
>>6674769
>>6675392
>>6675743
>>6675968
>>6676029
>>6676043
>>6677891
>>6677929


Intolerable Hells
>>6672459
>>6672656
>>6672673
>>6673581
>>6673810
>>6673842
>>6673911
>>6673922
>>6674048
>>6674213
>>6674241
>>6677301
>>6677842
>>6678001
>>6678432


Pic related.
Dry, rubber-done steak. No redeeming features like a bit of gristle and fat to break the monotony either--no, just a block of flavorless steak for the rest of your life. Mr. Satan won't even give you his slickest lube to moisten it.

>> No.6678506
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>>6672685
Du paté chinois mon négro!

>> No.6678553

>>6677929
>i bet you believe in Muhammad and the Tooth Fairy too.

>> No.6678600

>>6672115

heaven sure is hot

>> No.6678803

>>6675743
Looks fine to me

Assuming its all I need to survive and I won't get like nutrient deficiencies, then Im all for this

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probably this

>> No.6679910

>>6674259
soooo my childhood? don't forget the miracle whip and margarine in a spray-bottle.

>> No.6679983

>>6673725
I want to punch the woman with the penguin so hard

>> No.6680006

>>6678408
but gyros and doner are two differnet types of meat.
gyros is greek pork, doner is turkish veal or lamb.

>> No.6680012

>>6675573
you forgot Armour chili, king of the canned chilis.

that said, bear creek chili is the best store bought chili i have ever tried.

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>> No.6681307

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ceBxQSRLrg

i didn't even know this was legal until I found this vid

>> No.6681533

>>6672685
>>6678506
ben tabarnak de caliss

>> No.6681554

>>6678026
shit taste. i'm curious, what do you like?

>> No.6681564

>>6677929
top kek

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[ERROR]

>>6672115

>> No.6681856

>>6680006
Most gyros I've had are made with lamb

>> No.6681905

>>6678487

You don't need to reply to every post you cunt.

>> No.6682858

>>6673549
>Cereality had fun with it, at least. The employees all wore pyjamas at work and slippers.
So those fucks are the ones that started the pajamas outside of the house trend.

>> No.6682877

>>6672663
go back to /b/ or reddit where you belong

>> No.6682880

wheat buns on hamburgers is my personal hell

>> No.6682885
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[ERROR]

this is hell

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[ERROR]

>> No.6683619

>>6674241
>voila
Its wah la fucker

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[ERROR]

>Satan's scrotum is still not posted

>> No.6685729

>>6672115
not potato skins.

>> No.6685754

>>6683619
Voila!

>> No.6685908

>>6672475
But without those how are you going to make a hamburger?

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[ERROR]

>>6672640
I have nightmares of this after going through a restrictive diet for 3 days.

>> No.6685920

>>6675462
>cheap
>a Happy Meal is close to $10
yea...nah

>> No.6685922

>>6677891
I agree. Americans have no idea how to make nachos.

>> No.6686107
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[ERROR]

Always see this in supermarkets, I never ever ever want to find out what it looks like on the inside

>> No.6686122

>>6686107
https://jonnysopiumden.wordpress.com/2011/10/20/reviewing-things-that-should-not-be-tinned-all-day-breakfast/

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[ERROR]

>>6686107
those mostly consist of runny baked beans

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>>6675019
>Meatload

>> No.6688175
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6688175

see you in hell mst disgusting thing i ever ate

>> No.6688798

>>6686123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aueah-mOjDI

>> No.6689662

>>6688175
What's wrong with it ? Looks like a nice juicy piece of meat.

>> No.6689780

>>6674769
>Puff Pastry Filled with Cream
>Puff Pastry

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>> No.6691730

>>6688175
what? osso buco is delicious. was yours too chewy or fatty?

>> No.6691918

>>6672656
you are a slav ! for sure.

>> No.6691919

>>6672700
for me it looks like liver cake

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>>6672475

>> No.6691951

>>6675968
what is the sauce ?

>> No.6691954

>>6672673
>not liking durian
Those things are delicious

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>>6676043
that means you still haven't tried this shit

>> No.6692412

>>6674815
They all are

>> No.6692423

>>6672115
Hell is vegan

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>> No.6692737

>>6672685
That mince is fucked, it looks like its been boiled in plain water, no seasoning.

>> No.6692748

>>6678487
There is always one faggot in a thread who thinks everyone cares what they think.

>> No.6692751

>>6673508

Hipsters aren't even pretending they're not literal manchildren anymore

>> No.6692757

>>6680036

>that filename

Why?

>> No.6692970

>>6678487
Cunts like you need to fuck off

>> No.6692990

>>6692970
Indeed. There's always the one faggot who rates everything.

>> No.6694196

Requesting blue chicken with powerade pic plz