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Ok I am sick of everyone arguing over which diet is the best so I am going to start doing all of them.
Mondays I will be vegan
Tuesday I will fast
Wednesday I will be paleo
Thursday will be low fat.

I still need three days to go. What other fad diets can I fit in those slots?

>> No.6670937

Fruit smoothies only one day
Poorfag it the next (oatmeal and 0b or rice and beans only)
The last day you can only eat fast food, but it has to be a salad/sub or other 'healthier' items.

Good luck.

>> No.6670956

>>6670898
Juice only
Gluten-free (because gluten makes you irritable!)

>> No.6670960

Cabbage soup
Atkins

>> No.6671001

>>6670937
>0b
Wat?

>> No.6671666
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6671666

I think you are forgetting someone...

>> No.6671671

gluten free

infant formula and breast milk

>> No.6671674

Is this some kind of /ck/ meme?

How the fuck is it a diet if you are essentially eating a balanced diet on a weekly basis?

>> No.6672352

Thurday could be soylent day.

>> No.6672433 [DELETED] 

Gotta do a keto/low carb day. Lots of mean, cheese, eggs, nuts, etc.

>> No.6672438

Gotta do a keto/low carb day. Lots of meat, cheese, eggs, nuts, etc.

>> No.6672457

>>6670898
Carnism
>have a stroke at the sight of a vegetable
>min 1kg cheap CAFO meat per meal
>rage mindlessly at any suggestion of balance or restraint
>everything must be a branded product by a subsidiary of a large agribusiness

>> No.6672488

Try the Slav diet

Lots of cabbage and pickled vegetables
Pierogi, Pirozhky, Sausages, Rye bread
Salo to put on bread
Vodka and kvas instead of water
Open top sandwiches for breakfast
Sprats in oil, pickled herring
Smoked fish, caviar, salo if you want a delicacy
Ice cream is acceptable for dessert sometimes
Squats and running every day

Think about it though

Slavs would actually live a long time without the vodka and economic problems

>> No.6672508

>>6672457
wow, this summed up vegetarianism really well

>> No.6672510

I used to do a Sushi Saturday, Japanese food only with sushi for dinner. Most of it was very healthy. For variety I ended up learning to make different foods that I didn't know about too. TKG, raw egg over rice for example I'd never heard of but it was easy to make and actually really good.

>> No.6672527

>>6672508
Spotted the carnist
Inb4 you erroneously claim you're actually an omnivore

>> No.6672535

>>6672527
Jesus man do you have to shit up every thread with vegan bullshit?
There is a vegan thread on here right now that no one is shitting on at all. Why dont you hang out in there?

>> No.6672548

>>6672527
http://www.carnism.org/
fucking kek it's actually a thing

>> No.6672555

>>6672535
>carnist rage activated
Among other reasons, because I'm not vegan.
Did you forget to take your metamucil today?

>> No.6672567

>>6672438
>wednesday I'll be paleo

>> No.6672573

>>6672567

>Implying paleo and keto are the same thing

Paleo lets you eat rice and potatoes and shit. That is NOT low carb.

>> No.6672577

>>6672555
Forgot to add, I'm not vegan by the actual definition of the term.
By carnist terms I certainly am a shrill militant PETA vegan. I only ate meat three times this week. Frankly, someone ought to murder me for shoving my vegan bullshit down you're throat's.

>> No.6673428

>>6672573
How about a low carb paleo.
Pretty sure people do that one

>> No.6673446

raw vegan

gluten free

5:2

>> No.6673510

>>6673446
>raw vegan
Or just raw anything, that actually sounds like fun once in a while
>5:2
that might be difficult to implement in a weekly schedule. Maybe do it hourwise one day? 5 hours of eating whatever you want followed by 2 hours of fasting?

>> No.6673743

>>6670898
Don't do one diet a day. That's not going to tell you the true effects of the diet. Just do one diet for a while, maybe a month or two, record how it made you feel/how much weight you lost or gained, and then move on the the next one. Then you'll know which diet works best for you.

That might defeat the purpose of what you're trying to do though idk

>> No.6673771

>>6673743
So you subscribe to the special snow flake diet eh?
Everyones body is different you must find you true diet.
Maybe your animal totem will guide you through the spirit world and lead you to veganism.

>> No.6673784

>>6670898
Intermittent fasting