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cringe thread

>> No.6666614

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niJnjpYbAXU&index=82&list=WL

>> No.6666651

>if you're not adding sriracha to your pb&j, you're doing it wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY

>> No.6666774

>>6666614
That knife must be blunt as shit.

>> No.6666792

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHBj0Zi7gOQ

>> No.6666803

>>6666666

>> No.6666805

>>6666803
?

>> No.6666826

>>6666651
terrible terrible terrible

>> No.6666841
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6666841

Has anyone seen those dumb ass bank of america commercials with the chef?

One of his tips is that if you are cutting herbs and they get out of control you can lay salt on the board and the herbs won't go flying all over the place. Its so stupid its the only one they didn't put on their youtube channel.

Who the fuck can't handle parsley, who is this for

>> No.6666855

>>6666841
Is it this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj9MED-bsBU

>> No.6666868

>>6666602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBzje3HQMys

>> No.6666869

>>6666855
yeah

>> No.6666873

>>6666855

hahaha I've never seen that one before.

is his tip just that sliders exist and people enjoy them? great cooking tip, chef.

>> No.6666897 [DELETED] 

>>6666602
So, outside of him being a shitty chef (Which he is), where did the cuck thing come from? Is it just a meme or is there actual reason to think he's a cuck.

>> No.6667130

Does anyone have the vid of the autistic kid cooking burgers?

>> No.6667246

>>6666897
In all of the videos she has appeared in, his wife seems to just not care about him at all. She gives half hearted responses, and then wanders off once the food is ready. He doesn't have a job outside of the YouTube show and his sauces and she is the families main source of income.

>> No.6667251

>>6667130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>> No.6667274
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6667274

>>6666602
https://youtu.be/xBzuFYijEQw

>> No.6667325

>>6667251
I died

>> No.6667341

>>6667251
This is so painful to watch. But God damn if I'm not jelly of his kitchen.

>> No.6667390

>>6667246
can someone post a video with his wife in it because i don't want to have to wade through his shitty channel

wow i just made a great pun

>> No.6667398

>>6667390

don't bother dude it's just people who've been on 4chan too long making these retarded claims

>> No.6667411

>>6667390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi91v-L6rpA
she shows up at about 5:30

>> No.6667421
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6667421

>>6667390
also want

>> No.6667425

>>6667411
Wow. I legit feel bad for him for being married to someone who obviously doesn't love him. Who doesn't even like being in the room with him. Wow. I'm fucking depressed.

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6667434

>>6666651

>> No.6667444

>>6667434
>>6666666

>> No.6667466

>>6666805
>>6666666

>> No.6667474

>>6666651
>le 38 year old burn out trying to be trendy and hip meme

>> No.6667487

>>6667474
Sounds like everyone here

>> No.6667492

>>6666614
If you have to saw, yur nife is borkd

>> No.6667512

>>6667492
Look at how she sharpens them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1fUFbij2s0

>> No.6667533

Doritos Consomme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko

>> No.6667553

>>6667512

not that bad

>> No.6667554
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6667554

>>6667553
>Sharpening it at a 45 degree angle
>not that bad

>> No.6667563

>>6667554

she doesn't actually do that though. she's just dumb.

>> No.6667601

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzUXHE1Frr4

>> No.6667637

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr0NwYkBcyc

>> No.6667691

>>6667466
Ugg i cant believe i missed it

My fucking girlfriend goddamnit why do i even have her

>> No.6667695

>>6667691
You didn't miss much.

>> No.6667703

>>6666651
>actually pronouncing it pee bee and jay

>> No.6667712

>>6667425
Her demeanour doesn't mean she doesn't love him. It just means she's not interested in acting in front of a camera. Some people just have no knack for it.

>> No.6667741

>>6667251
seems like a cool kid
>tfw you did the same shit and videos at his age, only that internet didn't exist.

also kudos to the parents to encourage him to learn cooking and making videos even though he turned out a spongeboblovin' weirdo

>> No.6667749

>>6667601
>nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask

>> No.6667753

>>6667741
Here is the same kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qm3aWDwXf4

>> No.6667768

>>6667753
>pretending you were a chill preteen, only because nobody took a video of you

>> No.6667769
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6667769

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0B7Z3JERdk

>> No.6667775

>>6667411
My gosh, she's so unenthusiastic. I feel sorry for both of them, really. He should be with someone who shares his passion for food or is at least happy with him cooking all the time. And she looks like she just plain isn't happy with him.

>> No.6667778

>>6667769
maybe I just dont get cringe threads?
this was a literally good concert by good musicians.

>> No.6667779

>>6667778
shit I got rused

>> No.6667781

>>6667753
browser history

>> No.6667782

>>6667768
Are you admitting to us that you are autistic or something? None of us whined and threw temper-tantrums like a 7 year old when we were 14 because we thought our parents were being mean.

>> No.6667783
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6667783

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhfpV3AyoGY

>> No.6667786

>>6667782
why don't you go and ask your mom about that.

>> No.6667790

>>6666651
>ALL THAT FUCKING CURRY POWDER

>> No.6667793

>>6666873
No his tip is to get the bank of america cash back card. You fucking idiot.

>> No.6667795

>>6667783
>i stood here for 5 minutes n got the wrong thing i ordered
Why didn't he read his receipt? If she was in the wrong the evidence would be there.

>> No.6667799

>>6667795
I doubt this guy is ever right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGxSzn5DKK4

>> No.6667800

>>6667782
>7
I didn't even throw fits like that at 7. What are you, autistic?

>> No.6667803

>>6667783
nigger, im never watching his vids again lest my puter goes through a fucking window.

>> No.6667806

>>6667800
Not autistic enough to defend doubleswee.

>> No.6667809

>>6667712
>>6667425
>>6667411
>>6667775
There's one video where she just calls him retarded. Some video of him reviewing snap pea crisps.

>> No.6667822
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6667822

>>6667741

T-t-thanks grandma...

>> No.6667825
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6667825

>>6667533
>American Cuisine
>American Women
>Mfw I'm American

>> No.6667828

>>6667809
Can anyone find the video of that?

>> No.6667830

>>6667828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rum4kWVa3oc

>> No.6667832

>>6667398
Nope. She's disrespectful as fuck, she calls him retarded in this one and replies "Whatever" to half his remarks about shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rum4kWVa3oc

They're both huge, you can pretty much hear his labored breathing.

>> No.6667834

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0IeFdW1wSc

>> No.6667835

Boil in the Bag Beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3uJGf6Bj0

>> No.6667836

>>6667799
Actually he's absolutely right in this video. Dunno about the BK sauce though.

>> No.6667839

>>6667836
What is he right about? I am not trying to be mean or critical, I am just looking for advice on how to ride public transportation for free. Please tell me how to do that legally.

>> No.6667840

>>6667836
It's his right to refuse to show a ticket but it's also their right to kick him out of their trains

>> No.6667849

>>6667840
>Not knowing your rights.

>> No.6667871

>>6667512
>Dry stone
Now I'm in really bad mood.

>> No.6667883

>>6667871
Are you not supposed to sharpen dry?

>> No.6667896

>>6667601
>video looks like some sort of survival guide or hiking cooking guide
>spoons out the potato
>throws away the insides
Stupid video

>> No.6667906

>>6667601
Oh my god

>> No.6667951

>>6667830
around 7:15

>> No.6668042 [DELETED] 

>>6667832

she's just surly. they're two people who don't have a lot of options and are a bit socially retarded but that doesn't mean she's fucking 'cucking' him. i know chicks who act like her and in my experience they get ridiculously attached to their boyfriends.

>> No.6668048

>>6667883

depends on the grit/type of stone

usually there's at least some water involved even if the stone isn't soaked though

>> No.6668109

>>6667778
Don't worry, it's a meme

>> No.6668200

>>6666855
"...Beef, chicken, turkey, and even veggie."

Pork, bison and veal though.

>> No.6668230

>>6667836
"I never agreed to this, I didn't sign anything, this is an illegal search."

Actually if he read his ticket, he'd know he has to show it and that by entering, he was agreeing to what it says. There's no illegal personal search being conducted because he needs to show his fucking ticket and stop holding up the damn train

>> No.6668257

>>6667775

She's bigger than him so her passion for eating can't be denied. Just looks like she has no interest in the video, cooking or how her husband seems so genuinely impressed with himself in every goddamn video.

>> No.6668266
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6668266

>>6666602

>> No.6668750

>>6667799
now I've lost it

>> No.6668788

>>6666651
It's actually pretty tasty. I think the point of that video is, "Peanut butter and jelly doesn't have to peanut butter with grape jelly on white bread". Not gonna deny there's a certain amount of weird food-truck elitism going on, though.

>> No.6668809

>>6667799
triggered

>> No.6668819

>>6667830
She doesn't come off as bitchy and loveless to me. They just sound like they have the kind of relationship with a lot of sarcastic humour and casual name calling.

>> No.6668855
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>>6668266
>that wattery slo mo tomato diarrhea at the beginning

>> No.6668872

>>6666651
The secret to good PB&J is to toast the bread. She missed the most important step

>> No.6668907

>>6668872

no she didn't

>> No.6668914

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpjHCRF8rAo

>> No.6668925
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6668925

>>6668914

>> No.6668990

>>6668914

>cuts off best parts
>throws in trash

can only hope this is some high level ruse

>> No.6669020
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6669020

>>6668109
His response was also a meme.

>> No.6669247
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6669247

Best cooking video I've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksAEsuGoEAw&t=12m10s

>> No.6669252

>>6669247
Watch until 18:00

>> No.6669373 [DELETED] 

Is Jack Jr literally cucking Jack lads?

>> No.6669391

>>6667835
jack trying to pronounce poutine has me triggered more than anything else in this video

>> No.6669394
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6669394

This is incredibly important. What are Ja/ck/'s worst videos?

>> No.6669413

>>6667703
I say PB&J. Maybe it's an American thing.

>> No.6669417

>>6669247
I've never quite understood the appeal of doing something like this.

>> No.6669437

-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1awrN9NOEY

>> No.6669441

i must admit at first i was like 'oh great, 4chan picking on another aspie, whatever' but now i'm really starting to hate jack

>> No.6669442

>>6667274
He looks like Marty Feldman.

>> No.6669501
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6669501

>>6666602
How about some good OLD fashioned American cuisine?

A shrimp and apple aspic mold to start us off.

>> No.6669505
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6669505

>>6669501
Or distinctive sweet and sour chicken mold?

>> No.6669513
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6669513

>>6669505
Perhaps a ham and celery loaf would sound better.

>> No.6669519

>>6669513
Hey, I remember this thread. It's been 3 years or so...

>> No.6669521
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6669521

>>6669513
Not sure how to create an edible dish with those disgusting canned mixed veggies?

>> No.6669530
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6669530

>>6669521
Banana, ham, and cheese could be an all star flavor combination. You'll never know until you try it.

>> No.6669535
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6669535

A King Ja/ck/ thread?

>> No.6669539
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6669539

>>6669530
How about putting some perfectly fine spaghetti into a gelatin mold too?

>> No.6669543
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6669543

>>6669539
This candle salad is sure to impress your guests.
Don't forget to use a smidgen of mayo to make sure the cherry stays in place!

>> No.6669550
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6669550

>>6669543
If you have extra pineapple or a special weight lifter in your life this is an alternative salad you can make.

>> No.6669551

>>6667799
>/pol/_rides_the_bus.avi

>> No.6669557
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6669557

>>6669550
You can always make this dish for parties.
Deviled ham with a shit ton of cream cheese sour cream mixture on top.

>> No.6669562
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6669562

>>6669557
Saucy dilly dugouts anyone?
They're made with a delightful combination of pickles, hot dogs, and cheese!

>> No.6669569
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6669569

>>6669562
And to go with those dilly dugouts how about a pretty pickle tree?

>> No.6669571

>>6669562
those radishes are kind of cute

>> No.6669575
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6669575

>>6669569
I'm not sure why people were so obsessed with putting hard boiled eggs in many of the recipes... Perhaps they were on to something...

>> No.6669577
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6669577

>>6669575
This ham looks good with all that ketchup right?

>> No.6669580
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6669580

>>6669577
Here's a delicious looking creamed eggs in corned beef crust pie that doesn't use gelatin surprisingly.

>> No.6669584
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6669584

>>6669580
Delicately poached eggs in jelly anyone?

>> No.6669590
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6669590

>>6669584
More mixed veggies, but with an addition of eggs.

>> No.6669593

>>6669590
I feel disgusted but I can't stop updating thread

>> No.6669599
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6669599

>>6669590
Got some eggs and tongue? Wanna make a jello salad with them?


>>6669593
Hang tight then... I still got a good handful of these left

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6669600

>>6666651

>american high quality bread is still just plain toast

Pathetic

>> No.6669602
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6669602

>>6669599
Hmmm... Eggs, tuna, celery, lemon peel, American cheese, condensed cream of mushroom soup... What could go wrong?

>> No.6669610
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6669610

>>6669602
Scotch egg casserole. This recipe is economical, but generous too, or so it says!

>> No.6669615

>>6667799

>ruining this minimum wage guy's day with your bullshit

Putting that half smester at law school to good use I see.

>> No.6669617

>>6668914
Brisket isn't really a thing here in Canada, so could anyone explain what he's doing wrong? Were the parts he cut off not actually fatty?

>> No.6669623
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>>6669610
The last egg related one I have. This one has a catchy name.
Corn Scramblebuns anyone?

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6669631

>>6669623
Let's ham it up!

>> No.6669634
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6669634

>>6669631
Do you like olives in glistening towers of gelatin? I sure don't.

>> No.6669636

>>6669623
>saute till limp
I do love limp food

>> No.6669638

>>6666666

>> No.6669639
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6669639

>>6669634
How about this ketchup based sauce to serve over ice cream?

>> No.6669645
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6669645

>>6669639
Mmmm... This milk chicken look great. The little slices of banana on top really tie it together.

>> No.6669649

>>6669639
>3/4 cup peach preserve
>1/4 cup ketchup
>makes 3/4 cup sauce
uwotm8.png

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6669653

>>6669645
How about a top notch tuna treat?

>> No.6669659

>>6669617
So he took what appears to be a 5 pound brisket and cut away maybe 3 pounds of it trying to get rid of a few ounces of fat that should be right on the outside if it's the right cut of meat.

But forget about that, bbq brisket is supposed to be slow cooked. A real grillmaster would trim enough of the fat off of the damn thing before it's cooked so that what's left mostly renders away and seeps into the meat. If you're having to trim a bunch of fat off of it, you did it wrong.

The surface of the brisket carries a lot of the smoky flavor that is the whole point of cooking it this way, and he basically cut 70% of the surface off.

>> No.6669660

>>6669653
>>6669631
>>6669623
>>6669610
>>6669602
>>6669590
>>6669584
>>6669580
>>6669577
>>6669575
>>6669569
>>6669562
>>6669557
>>6669550
>>6669543
>>6669539
>>6669501
Were they smoking crack making this shit?

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6669661

>>6669653
This will either delight your guests or scare them off.
Either way it makes for great entertainment if you have the time to arrange little shrimp to ride on your fish feast.

>> No.6669662

>>6669649
m-maybe he evaporates a bit of it?

>> No.6669668

>>6667769
hey this is actually pretty good, not cringe at all!

>> No.6669669
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6669669

>>6669661
How about some raisin relish to top off your burger?
>>6669660
Nope. Just good old fashioned home cooking during the 1940's-1960's it seems.

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6669672

>>6669669
Ice cream cakes looked pretty amazing back then right?

>> No.6669675

Maybe, I don't see it but does anyone have the video of the women making tomato sauce by using canned tomatos?

>> No.6669679

>>6669659
Ah, thanks.

>>6669675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ

>> No.6669680
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6669680

>>6669672
Here's something that was posted in today's age...
Jello salad with cheddar cheese

>> No.6669689

Someone post Ja/ck/'s "salad" with pineapple and real cool whip and celery and whatever else. I need to induce vomiting.

>> No.6669691

>>6669680
But what's the recipe?!

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>> No.6669751

>>6666774
smoke it

>> No.6669888

>>6666792

>this is a nice little device I'd like to introduce you to
>I haven't used mine in so many years I couldn't find it
>because nobody uses this, I probably bought the last one in my city

>> No.6669899

>>6667425
>having a wife that doesn't praise you for being delusional and attention seeking on the internet

yeah, she's the worst

>> No.6669906

>>6666651
>challah
Fucking jews

>> No.6669909

>>6667753

what was going on

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>> No.6669919

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxu75V4HHAk
>if your food isn't so good that you want to fuck it, you're doing something wrong.

>> No.6669930

>>6667795

He got the right thing, he just didn't like the quality, and is trying to be a dick and be confusing by saying it isn't even the right thing.

>it should be a nice rich sauce

Luckily he turns the camera around and we can confirm that he is a gigantic faggot. He probably just wanted money from BK to take the video down because why even record yourself trying to exchange your food.

>> No.6669964

>>6667832

Honestly, it just seems like thats the relationship they have. He's sort of rude to her in the beginning. Says she wolfed down a whole bag of snapeas and does a woodchipper impression, I'm sure that doesn't feel great.

My bf and I shit talk each other a lot, doesn't mean we don't love each other, just means we are amused by dumb stuff.

>> No.6669967
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6669967

>>6669719
>>6669715
>>6669711
>>6669706
So what's the deal here. Sub-par dishes aside the names seem to have nothing to with the dishes. Is it by the same people who did these

>> No.6670010

>>6669247

this would be pretty funny if it weren't a fat child with downs syndrome.

Its just too easy.

>oh wow a retard believes retarded stuff
>best trolls around

>> No.6670027

>>6669535
>tfw Juck has better arms than you

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>>6669535
Seriously

There was a new Cuck on the Go and it hasn't even been posted on /ck/ yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gta2QcOuXx4
King Ja/ck/ eats Italian

>> No.6670166

>>6670044
how can someone get that fat

>> No.6670192

>>6670166
he has no idea how to eat properly. he made a video saying he had bloodwork done and it wasn't looking good after not eating beef and pork, so he was going to try a low-carb diet now or something.

it's actually kind of sad. even if some overweight people want to lose weight, they can't because of all the wrong information they receive.

>> No.6670203

>>6669660
it was the 50s. please stop repsonding to the faggot that always posts these and he'll stop one day

>> No.6670272

>>6669543
benis XD

>> No.6670311

>>6669909
got caught watching spongebob porn

>> No.6670325

>>6670192
I just watched his juicing video, said he's a diabetic

of course he is

>> No.6670417

>>6669911
>comment on your idols channel, joking he won't respond
>he responds, getting in on the joke, but in an accidentally somehow meanspirited way
>trying to deescalate the joke, only making the situation more pathetic

first true cringe

>> No.6670420

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrFYRNtD2I
It's literally called garbage.

>> No.6670427

>>6666666

>> No.6670428
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>> No.6670438

>>6667834
what is cringy about this?

>> No.6670477

>>6670044
>him trying to say shit in Italian
>this dirty ass menu
>CAR-BON-AIR-AH
>BOLON-EASE
>FINGO
>him yelling the entire time
>his cow wife
>his even fatter ass

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>>6670420
Jesus fucking christ, I bet you get diarrhea right after the first bite

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6670747

>>6666602

>> No.6670796

>>6670420
Ah! You fucken cunt! You made me give that shitface another view. Fucking SPOILERS man how do they work?

>> No.6671285
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hah got him to comment on my comment. I bet he does like to toss his wifes big salad

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6671354

>>6669247

>> No.6671398
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6671398

does my lunch count?

1 hamburger patty, broken up
1 can of kidney beans
1 can of manwich sloppy joe sauce
1 cup of macaroni
1 cup frozen peas and carrots

it actually tastes pretty good.

>> No.6671409

>>6671398
Looks like dog food.

>> No.6671439

>>6667783

>They're hot wings not buffalo wings

Negro, all buffalo wings are hot wings unless they're made in Buffalo.

Also, you went to a burger king with people who could barely speak English.

What a prick.

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>>6667783

>Buffalo sauce is spicy
>SINCE WHEN!?

>> No.6671447

Still counts as cringe, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNgA06xE_Ng

>> No.6671489

>>6669247

Retards so funny xDDDD

>> No.6671591

>>6669394
still important

>> No.6671659

>>6667533
this has to be troll. there is no way that this meant for real.

>> No.6671667
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6671667

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbURM0MMC4I&t=308
>yfw footage of King Ja/ck/ fucking up is going to air on national television

>> No.6671677

>>6671447
> eats 8 pounds of lettuce
> "again you don't need to eat this much lettuce to be vegan"
> brags about how she gets plenty of protein (from the stupid amount of lettuce)
> proudly claims "see? vegans do get protein"

I see what you did there.

>> No.6671713

>>6671447

>Dinner only takes 3 hours to eat

>> No.6671725

>>6669590
Looks like a terrine.

>> No.6671748

>>6671713
She must have a lot of spare time. I mean, obviously she doesn't have any friends to talk to or hang with.

>> No.6671777

>>6669501
I dunno about this one. It doesn't seem as dreadful as the others. Shrimp and apples sound like they would work well together actually.

>> No.6671820

>>6666651
>someone actually took time to film and edit this

>> No.6671847

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9kwmXwLTNo

Watching him try to coat that chicken was painful. He is also completely baffled by cornstarch.

>> No.6671905

>>6671447
Imagine that giant-sized shit she takes next morning, good fucking lord!

>> No.6671925

>>6671905
>eating 12 bananas
I don't think it's the next morning

>> No.6671930

>>6671847
eurofag here. is it safe to say what he is doing is typical american homecooking? where does his inspirations come from?

>> No.6671962

>>6667783
Figures he's from California.

>> No.6671963

>>6671409
>>6671398
It does, but I would still give it a try. For some shit thrown together, someone a lot worse could have come about.

>> No.6671964

anyone got the onion cutting video by the woman?

>> No.6671966

>>6671930
>Typical American cooking
Maybe for people that cant cook.
>where does his inspirations come from?
hell

>> No.6672004

>>6671667
I can't wait for this. Did he try to sell his gelatin "sauce" to investors? Did they tell him how shit it is on air?

>> No.6672021

>>6671964
No, but here is Paul McCartney cutting an onion instead
https://youtu.be/WyyEc-GNDfQ?t=1m54s

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6672024

https://youtu.be/mLkzzRkgGsI?t=1m31s

>> No.6672084

>>6672024
August 4th

Get hype holy fucking shit

>> No.6672116

>>6669911

The true cringe is the "your welcome" part

>> No.6672234

>>6671905
There's no way she'd make it that long. In about three hours she's going to lose her security deposit.

>> No.6672260

>>6672021
oh well

>> No.6672301

>>6672024
Is this real?

>> No.6672310

>>6667601
this video makes my brain feel fuzzy

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>>6671964
Have the webm. Video is titled homemade italian tomato sauce from italy or some shit.

As a bonus, here is Jamie Oliver cutting an onion with crystals.
https://youtu.be/TllPrdbZ-VI

>> No.6672343

>>6672301
We'll find out in 3 weeks

>> No.6672348

>>6669600
>Challah
>American

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>>6667533

>> No.6672500

>>6670747
look at that isn't that beautiful? so juicy, it's perfect.

>> No.6672504

>>6672314
every time I watch this I'm convinced she going to cut her fucking fingers off. Really who cuts a damn onion like this?

>> No.6672541

what is jack's all time worst video?

>> No.6672588

>>6668266
>prolapsing anus

>> No.6672602

>>6672024
>that leather hat
fuck

>> No.6672668

>>6666651
pbj is reddit tier garbage invented during the great depression by starving orphans

>> No.6672691

>>6667783
Is he saying hot (as in spicy) is different from spicy?

>> No.6672692

>>6672024
>We believe in the product. We don't believe in you.
While I detest Jack as a person, I find it hard to believe someone believes in smoke flavored Jello more than him, he seems like a pretty hard working guy

>> No.6672723

>>6669394
Someone saved my pos webm:')

>> No.6672755

>>6667799
>tfw 30 years ago they would have literally thrown him out on his ass as soon as he mumbled something in his pretentious retardese.

>> No.6672762

>>6672723
Anon its been posted like 15 times in the past month.

>> No.6672767

>>6666651
the best way to eat sriracha is to never eat it

>> No.6672801

>>6669394
What does he have against spoons? Why does he have to pour shit directly from the container?

>> No.6672808

>>6670311
I honestly don't doubt that

>> No.6672854
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>>6669247
I know I'm on 4chan but this isn't funny.

>> No.6672888

>>6669247

I see all the bleakness of humanity at once, and what strikes me the most is my near absolute indifference to it. This Hell cannot be the world where I belong, can it?

I think I need to go to bed.

>> No.6672892

>>6671847
His breathing during the process of him fucking up the cornstarch abomination, it always shocks me about everytime.

And that pitiful egg beating...

>> No.6672918

>>6667251
Fuck off this kid is awesome

>> No.6672939

>>6667769
whats bad about this? sounded pretty nice

>> No.6672940

>>6667411
This man is literally the saddest, most pathetic individual on the planet. I feel remarkable pain for his children.

>> No.6672942

>>6668914
Being from Texas, I am triggered to no end.

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6672950

>>6667411
>"i just slopped food across the kitchen"
>"good job"

holy fuck

>few seconds after 6:38

>> No.6672971

>>6668914
I've never really had good brisket but this looks like fucking madman butchery

Throwing away all of the crust and fat? The fucking flavor? Carelessly discarding amazing shit? Are you kidding me?

>> No.6672973

>>6667834
Dave is a cool guy

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>>6668914
>completely wasted

>> No.6673000

>>6672971
Biting into an inch thick slab of fat is disgusting.

>> No.6673002

>>6669247
Wow. This is like 2007 /b/. This shit is savage. Kid got absolutely annihilated.

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6673006

>>6668914
>"Trim off the fat"
>Cuts off half the fucking brisket and throws it away
>MFW

>> No.6673008

>>6667783
This cracked out fuck face...

>> No.6673012

>>6669501
Aspic is Baphomet's work. What a vile creation.

>> No.6673021

>>6673002
You weren't on b during 07

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6673029

>>6670420
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrFYRNtD2I

Did no one else notice this in the comments of that video? Simply Sara is a servant of the King

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6673043

>>6672024

I cannot wait for this

>> No.6673047

>>6668914
I'd pay good money to rummage through that man's trash can to eat what I can find

>> No.6673049

>>6667799
why would you post this. this is fucking torture.

>> No.6673108

>>6672541
If you really want to know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>> No.6673117

>>6673108
That's for americans. If you're a britbong it's probably this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA

>> No.6673125

>>6673117
Fuck, I forgot about that one.

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>>6667783
Is this a new meme?
I'm going to be ashamed to admit that I buy a lot of fast food, but the other day I was sitting at a Mcdonald's and watching this faggot buy food go
"MAKE IT FRESH PLS I WANT EVERYTHING FRESH MADE"
Like what the fuck, so you're king of fag castle
Then come back 5 mins later with his food coz it wasn't fresh enough and repeat over and over that he'll just go get chinese food instead. This was the more gay version of complaints I heard at a fast food place recently, but go back 5 months ago people weren't this prissy over budget food

>> No.6673155

>>6668819
>They just sound like they have the kind of relationship with a lot of sarcastic humour and casual name calling.
You mean every relationship between fat people

>> No.6673174

>>6673155
My girlfriend and I aren't fat, and we do a lot of playful namecalling and I hit her a lot.

>> No.6673195

>>6673117
How did he get so many subscribers? He's just so fucking shit. Everything he makes is "beautiful".

>> No.6673219

>>6673144
The trick to get fresh shit is to order shit special. fries with no salt, etc.

>> No.6673231
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ITex5na7w
This guy in general

>> No.6673261

>>6673155
>>6673174

He probably just meant trashy people in general. Fat people are a subset of that.

>> No.6673269

>>6673043
>the hick version of Shark Tank
Why did they think getting people without the qualifications or knowhow of the modern market to spend money on shit is a good idea...

>> No.6673274

>>6673219
Yeah man, I know that. But what's the problem with the fries being 4 minutes old? Or the 10 nuggets just out the frier 5 minutes ago?
Coz usually, they ought to anticipate when it's not busy. In fact, I expect this more of McDonald's than Burger King for example (or maybe I just have shit burger kings).
But either way, junk food doesn't deteriorate that fast.

I would say that guy must just had many bad experiences with them, but I go there every week practically, and nothing has been a problem.

>> No.6673285

>>6673269
They are riding on the Coattails of duck dynasty and larry the cable guy.

>> No.6673287

>>6673029
>waste not what not

Grandma must have been a drunk

>> No.6673298

>>6673174
Do you do it to eachother with a glassy eyed stare into the abyss? Do you do it with the slight twinge of guilt you know you're a piece of shit?
There is a style to it that obese couples, or obese people in general do, when they use this as their main "humor".

>> No.6673309

>>6666651
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.6673321

>>6672541
The omelet one.

Jesus I hate him for that

>> No.6673376

>>6673321
Which omelette one? He has done a few. Was it the boiling in the ziplock bag one?

>> No.6673394
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6673394

>>6671285
IPhone hipster fag

>> No.6673396

>>6673394
>iPhone
>hipster

I don't think you understand.

>> No.6673397
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6673397

>>6671398
You made your own garbage stew it looks beautiful!

>> No.6673421

>>6673394
>hipster
I don't think you know what that word means

>> No.6673470

>>6669679
>Marie will never give you a handyjay using her authentic tomato sauce as tasty oily lube.

>> No.6673631
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>>6673195
Motherfucker has to be paying for fake bot subscribers he's gained ten thousand subs in the last six weeks yet his views are less than joeys

>> No.6673641

>>6673396
All hipsters own iPhones but not all iphone owners are hipsters
Themoreyouknow.jpeg

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>>6672801
le lazy man epig :DDDD

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6673792

Probably one of the more better dishes he has made but Jesus that biting of the for near the end got on my nerves

>> No.6673793

>>6673792
Forgot the link
https://youtu.be/beY4gH-Oyg8

>> No.6673924

>>6668048
it should be oil not water you cuck

>> No.6673959

>>6673793

>parme-jawn

Whyyyy

>> No.6673977
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6673977

do you keep your salt in the fridge, anons?

>> No.6674093

>>6673376
No; I'm thinking of the one he baked.

>> No.6674098

>>6674093

what was so wrong with that? the salsa? really doesn't strike me as that bad.

>> No.6674360

>>6667601
why does he have to eat so close to the camera

>> No.6674396

>>6672024
Someone needs to record this

>> No.6674497

>>6666602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1awrN9NOEY

>> No.6674505

>>6673977
I was drunk last night and while making a dill dip I accidentally put the dried dill in the fridge...

>> No.6674511

>>6674505
I got shitfaced once and made some cereal before I passed out for the night.

Woke up the next day to a box of cereal in the fridge and a spoiled container of milk in the pantry.

>> No.6674525

>>6674511
We've all been there anon.
We all know that feel.

>> No.6674554
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6674554

from you know where

>> No.6674582

>>6672024
>"we believe in your product, we don't believe in you"

KING JACK BTFO

>> No.6674693

jack got btfo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLkzzRkgGsI [Embed]
and then he proceded to cry on her vlog about how producers are demonizing him

>> No.6674729

>>6673029
If you have something in the fridge you need to get rid of, why not pick up some extra stuff to make with it?

>> No.6674730

>>6674554
that faggot probably got what was coming to him. I don't know why these redditors are so assblasted, he's the only one that's going to be suffering the consequences, the fucking retard.

>> No.6674766

>>6674730
other people could have eaten it
but i imagine dumpster divers are smelly neet neckbeards so maybe no one else ate it after all

>> No.6674798

>>6674693
We did it Ja/ck/offs, after 8 long and hard years he is on TV.

>> No.6674893

>>6673002
Fuck off tim

>> No.6674994

>>6672024

Wait, what product is he selling? Don't tell me it's his godawful sauces. Please tell me he genuinely came up with a good idea.

>> No.6675011

>>6674994
come on, it's gotta be the sauces. Even his entire channel is just a huge ad for his sauces.

>> No.6675173

>>6675011
remember when he used to do intermissions in his videos to shill his jello?

>> No.6675412

>>6669247
man this is fucking twisted. kid clearly is developmentally delayed or something.

>> No.6675423

>>6667769
these fucks are good. they're way better than the band i was in in highschool.

they're fucking into it too.

>> No.6675695

>>6669919
Well, I guess I need a grilled cheese now tbh

>> No.6675825

>>6672314
Thanks anon for posting that video. I'm crying from laughter at the whole channel.

>> No.6675924

>>6667783
I'm from Buffalo and feel personally offended by this blatant display of autism

>> No.6676684

>>6666614
WHAT THE FUCK MAN

>> No.6676734

>>6672024
holy fuck that acting is horrible.

>> No.6676762

>>6674730
>I don't know why these redditors are so assblasted

The same reason people on 4chan will argue about literally anything.

>> No.6676792

>>6676734
>Texas

>> No.6676920

>>6667834

9/11 would eat a steak with Dave.