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Didn't see any in the catalog.

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>> No.6654960

>>6654951
If I see that fucking salt one more time...

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>>6654948
ha, this got me for some reason

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>> No.6655167

>>6654927
These are in the top three for best things /ck/ ever created, that drawfag was a good egg

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>>6655167

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thank you for this thread.It's me.

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>> No.6655295

>>6655201
adding these stupid cartoons just makes them not funny

>> No.6655297

>>6655295

>summer

>> No.6655299

I was looking through my files to find funny /ck/ images and I couldn't find any. At all.

I don't know what that says about one of the slowest boards or perhaps one of the most trivial boards on 5chin; it reminds me of a fit and /k/ humor thread, which are funnier. I guess it's time to welcome in Guy Feiri posts right?

>> No.6655303

>>6654947
>braising at 450

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>>6655299
have you tried lurking moar?

>> No.6655321

>>6655299

Humor threads are only for newfags and visitors; you sound like you just started branching out from /b/.

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>> No.6655332

>>6655316
>>6655321

I said I looked through my files, aka, I looked through thousands of images I've saved on my harddrive because I have nothing better to do with my time and/or life than argue with people on the internet about chipotle and why chili has beans in it.

I miss:
jar of milk guy
jalapeno chicken mustard gas
guns and mac'n'cheese
pink himilayan salt
simply sarah

I don't miss:
anything ramen
microwave brownies
those reddit meme 'how to cook ___' things with the edgy stick figures


We need some new funny /ck/. Do you really want Joey threads to be the new funny? (they kinda are)

>> No.6655335

>>6655311
That was a weird day.

>> No.6655336

>>6655332
how the underwater lumberjack and submersible sandwhich?

>> No.6655338

>>6655336

whoa wait wut

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>>6655297

>> No.6655343

>>6655332

>do i fit in yet guise?

No.

>guy fieri
>joey

>> No.6655347

>>6655343

suit yourself

>> No.6655352

>>6655341

>because the regulars post just as much as usual when the board is overrun with complete garbage

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>>6655341
the 'le summer' comments are easily one of the most cancerous things on this site.

>> No.6655361

>>6655332
>Do you really want Joey threads to be the new funny? (they kinda are)

No they aren't. At all.

>> No.6655364

>>6655354

It's pretty much the same as telling someone to lurk more, when not overused to death.

>> No.6655619

>>6655341
That's because we have been in an eternal summer for a few years now.

>> No.6655629

>>6655619
And yet there are still people who deny global warming.

>> No.6655678

>>6655629

Summer is pretty much 'straya posting 24/7.

Since you don't have to wake up for anything tomorrow you should stay up fo.r 'straya posting and see just how shit it is.

>there are some decent austrailian posters on /ck/
>they are the exceptions

>> No.6655682

>>6655629
oh po po po

>> No.6655686

>>6655678
>Moot posting incognito

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I've been here longer than any of you. I've been here all summer.

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"Shut up, dill weed."

>> No.6655708

>>6655686

Who?

>> No.6655716

>>6655341
Dude. /ck/ had a self post thread in like early January and no one pitched a fit. Everyone was well behaved and the thread got archived even though it was completely off topic.
it is WAY better during the winter on these boards.

there's no saving /tv/ though...

>> No.6655719

>>6655678
What the fuck is with the hatred of Aussies lately? I don't remember this being a thing.

Fuck. I miss tendies post more than this shit.

>> No.6655731

>>6655690
>tfw out of dill and can't make salmon soup ;_;

>> No.6655742

>>6655719
It is a meme Moot created.

>> No.6655745

>>6655311
I live in this area

>> No.6655751

>>6655295

Really dude? I think they're kinda cute and funny.

What OC have you made recently, you FUCKING narc?

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>>6655719

>> No.6655756

>>6655742
>doing things that moot does
you sound like a huge faggot son.

>> No.6655760

>>6655756
>explains the origin
>is a huge faggot for others who mimic it

>> No.6655777

>>6655201
>>6654935
>>6654929
>>6654927
who thought it was a good idea to add this annoying looking character to these posts

could be way funnier

>> No.6655793

>>6655777
We heard you the first time.

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>>6655793

>> No.6655859

>>6655793
What a wet blanket you are

>> No.6655874

>>6655303
325 is my typical braise temp

>> No.6655881

>>6654999
>american_proposal.jpg

>> No.6655891

>>6655874
It's a meme.

>> No.6655892

What a shitty "humor" thread. /ck/ truly is the worst board on 4chan.

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>>6655777
trips checked

>> No.6655982

>>6655258
what's wrong with lemon on chicken?

>> No.6655986

>>6654927
>>6654929
>>6654935
>>6655201
this is the book /ck/ should publish.

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>> No.6656059

>>6655982
You missed the thread.

>> No.6656071

>>6654949
Now this I can agree with.

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>>6655295
I bet that you're the same faggot who hates reaction images in things like pic related

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>>6655332
I really, really miss the gibberish post guy. He would start typing some shit and just slowly drift off into fucking lostlands.
>>6655719
>implying aussies aren't the biggest shitposters
My days on /int/ have weathered me and taught me many eternal lessons

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>lemme get a muhfuckin uhhh

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>>6656111
>obama_looking_at_dubs.png

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>> No.6656126

>>6656108
>I really, really miss the gibberish post guy.

I still see him post from time to time

>> No.6656131

>>6656124
>Difficulty: Pssh
Nothin personnel... Kid...

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>> No.6656141

>>6656111
nice trips

>> No.6656149

>>6656126
Guess I have to spend more time here then

>> No.6656152

>>6656124
>>6656140
You know, despite how long these have been here, I still cringe seeing this shit

>> No.6656172

>>6654951
Where is the meme originated from?

>>6655689
This one is new

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>>6656152
>cooking comically
>cringe

>> No.6656203

>>6656172

Is from an old carton about a cat and a mouse

The cat always gets hurt chasing mouse who deserve death

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>> No.6656215

>>6656203
tom & jerry?

>> No.6656224

>>6656215
Jom and Terry

>> No.6656230

>>6656203
What does the salt have to do with playing cat and mouse?

>> No.6656234

>>6656230
Accept the fact that you're not smart enough to get the joke.

>> No.6656241

>>6656230
It's a stupid old 4chan meme and only faggots and sailors are proud to remember it.

>> No.6656244

>>6655341
i keep seeing this tired old chestnut on how the traffic doesn't really increase all that much in summer
IT DOES NOT FUCKING MATTER
the adults are off doing adult summer things (like having vacations and shit) while the kids are out of school and have time to burn
overall it's a wash in terms of population, or near enough, but the mental age of your average poster decreases dramatically

>> No.6656255

>>6655755
Every time

>> No.6656268

>>6655742
literally who

>> No.6656281

>>6656244

its a meme from before the World Wide Web, stupid. except it used to be called September so you fags fucked that up too

>September 93
>never forget

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>>6655311

>> No.6656288

>>6656281
yeah I was a bit too late for Usenet

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>>6655332

>> No.6656303

>>6656172
Its from a vice article last year about fathers day

>> No.6656312

>>6656110
>900w "beast"
I don't even...
Do most people have lower wattage than this? Mine's 1300 and hardly what I would call a professional series.

>> No.6656322

>>6655295
Agreed. Not a whole lot better than that guy with the edgy reddit cookbook we love to make fun of.
The posts would be just as funny on their own.

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>>6656377
>>6656371
>>6656210
>>6656186
>>6656140
>>6656124
This guy clearly owns a wardrobe of flame shirts and Guy Fieri-style sunglasses

What a reddit-reeking faggot

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?

>> No.6656426

>>6656405
The man posts recipes for the masses. If this prevents even one person from eating McDonald's for a meal, I'm for it.

Why is it so cool to hate?
If you can do better, let's fucking see it.

>> No.6656448

>>6656426
I'm not even talking about the recipes, it's the fucking cartoon presentation. Seriously cringey shit

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>>6656186
>mfw memes while cooking

>> No.6656480

>>6656426
>defending some retarded faggot you've never met
This whole thread is fucking tumblr tier shit.

>> No.6656489

>>6656480
>Hating on some faggot you've never met.

If I like something, I fucking defend it.
This board is one of 2 havens from the /b/ and /v/ level shit. Your edge belongs on your knives, not this board.

>> No.6656502

This thread is full of so many people who think they know what /ck/ humour is but are just posting trash. What happened?

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>> No.6656507

>>6656502
Summer

>> No.6656508

>>6656489
You sure are a white knight titty-baby, especially for defending something so cancerous. What's your karma look like over at your homesite, leddit.com? You must get all the guys on your sub for being such an accomplished le epic internet hate shield.

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>>6656502
what's /ck/ humour then?

>> No.6656523

>>6656516
I like the guy who butchered road kill in his bath tub.

>> No.6656561

>>6656523
>not posting it

why

>> No.6656566

>>6656561
I'm on my phone

>> No.6656582

>>6655755
You can tell this isn't made by an Australian but the cheerio is not even 'funny inaccurate' like drinking a Fosters. It's just wrong.
Still one of my favourites though.

>> No.6656590

>>6656516
>That guy who adopted two rabbits from a lady and butchered them the next day
>Talking about how he fucked up killing them and they were running around screaming with their skulls half busted open
>Finally finishes them off and made a shitty stew
>Lady texts him to ask how they are and he says they are fine and sends her an old photo he took
>Didn't even finish the stew it was so shit

>> No.6656627

>>6655258
lemon on chicken is a tried and true combo

>> No.6656634

>>6656108
I love how his posts are similar lengths. Like it takes him that long to realise he's been typing absolute shit for the past 15 minutes yet he still solves the captcha and posts it. God bless him.

>> No.6656694

>>6656111
Dr.Pavel, I'm USA

>> No.6656707

>>6656111
Sorry sir we don't have fried chicken and watermelon.

>> No.6656717

>>6656566
Then you're just as bad as the rest of the thread.

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>>6656516

>> No.6656786

>>6656516
is this a boy or girl?

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>>6656523
>>6656590
>>6656768
oh

>>6656786
I'm assuming a girl

>> No.6656794

>>6656108
http://www.smh.com.au/digital-life/digital-life-news/australian-senate-passes-controversial-antipiracy-websiteblocking-laws-20150622-ghuorh.html

Not too long now before Australia starts blocking 4chan. Seeing them struggling to use VPN just to visit 4chan is music to my ears

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>>6656791

>> No.6656804

>>6656794
That bill has little to do with this site. They'll find some other reason to censor the internet.

>> No.6656809

>>6656786
>is this a boy or girl?

Whatever you want ;)

>> No.6656813

>>6656804
>That bill has little to do with this site
How so? Have you visited >>>/t/

>> No.6656816

How do I triforce on a mobile phone?

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>>6656799
hot

>> No.6656863

>>6656371
he actually wrote a fucking comic like spaghetti needed a recipe. he even uses 2 fucking pans what a scrub

>> No.6656866

>>6656371
>sauce on top

>> No.6656894

>>6656813
Strangely I haven't. Man, this could make my trips to Australia suck.

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>>6656822

>> No.6656916

>>6656287
Just because black people are loud idiots doesn't mean people who hate them are Nazis...

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>>6656916
its more of a you had to be there kind of thread I guess

>> No.6656928

>>6656922
wasnt the op of the thread ronnies son?
shit was hilarious

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>>6656915

>> No.6656933

>>6656928
yeah see>>6655311

>> No.6656945

>>6655295
shut up i want to stick my dick in the guy, hes a qt

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>> No.6656991

>>6656985
I thought Italians were Fascists.

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posting best thread

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>>6657023
>clockwise for kills, counterclockwise for thrills

>> No.6657081

>>6655332
I miss 4 mice guy

>> No.6657082

>>6656377

absolutely disgusting.

>> No.6657098

>>6656078
Shit, my parents don't even approve of unmarried heterosexual sex. I'd take a dad like that even with the aspergers.

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>> No.6657119

>>6656768
I only know the taste of my own semen, but it tastes like salty pool water.

>> No.6657124

>>6657119
eat more pineapple

>> No.6657129

so /ck/ today i invented a dish that i personally think is delicous. Its called the sumbmersible sandwich. Baisically the idea is that you take your favorite soup or broth and then build a sandwich to your preference and then take the sandwich put it in a bowl cover with soup microwave. The one i just made was chicken broth with a sandwich that was white bread, roast beef, cheddar, and tomato slices. Then covered the top with more cheddar and french fried onions. Then i ate it and jizzed all over.
Thoughts?

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Ken M is based


>>6657228
>someone bought 4 pizzas
>someone actively cooked them/ordered them
>someone willingly went out at night
>put the pizzas on the 4 plants
>took a picture
>then posted it on the internet
Perfect

>> No.6657333

>>6654951
PINK

>> No.6657345

>>6657330
I figured it was probably someone working for a pizza place somewhere. You're supposed to throw away the extra pizzas, but employees often take them home. The pizzas look way too stiff to be fresh. But yeah, someone would have probably eaten them.

>> No.6657348

>>6657330
>Perfect
I hate to disagree, but it's only very close to perfect.

What would be actually perfect is if those were prop pizzas molded in foam and hand painted specifically for this photo.

I knew this theater tech chick once who could make a surprisingly realistic looking foam pizza. Time investment and cost: ~12 hours and $50 for a set of 2.

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>>6655689
this is by Chris Maggio, I'm sure /ck/ will get a kick out of his malechef series, although it isn't always about food

>> No.6657413

>>6656424

lol'd too hard, now I'm overlimit and can't lol for 4 more hours

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This counts right?

>> No.6657458

>>6657363
>those walls

he's the unfunny faggot that made the worst thanksgiving meal ever that always gets posted here

>> No.6657462 [DELETED] 

ITT: Summer humor

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>>6657462
please go back to >>>/b/

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>> No.6657579 [DELETED] 

>>6657531
In this post: Summer

>> No.6657610

>>6655332
I miss PHS so much.
It was my roommate who threatened him to stop in every single thread.

>> No.6657652

>>6656194
>le_summer_meme.png

when will the newfags learn

>> No.6657724

>>6656124
I worked at a restaurant around the corner from this place. Occasionally bought bread from them if we were running low between lunch and dinner.

It wasn't very good bread.

>> No.6657862

>>6657348

cool story bro

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>> No.6658007
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Dollar store ribeyes, anyone?

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>>6658007

>> No.6658016

>>6658007
>>6658011
Better off just buying some shitty cut and pounding it it out to tenderize...

>> No.6658069

>>6658011

Ouch, how was it?

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>>6654999
Classy.

>> No.6658093

>>6655104
gross

>> No.6658129

>>6656186
This belongs in cringe thread. Awful.

>> No.6658133

>>6656210
I hate this.

>> No.6658140
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>>6656371
Sugar? I really hate this guy and the whole tone of his whatever they ares.

>> No.6658142

>>6657520
I see he's trying to be funny with the literal misreading of instructions bit but how would you chill a chicken in the sink? You could thaw it but I doubt any recipe calls for stuff to be chilled in a sink.

>> No.6658158

>>6658093

And here we have someone who has never tried pizza and ranch dressing.

It improves the shittiest pizza the most, but it's good with more or less any chain.

>> No.6658162

>>6655903
>>6655982
>>6656627
An anon made a post about how whenever his mother wanted to try new things, she'd put lemon on chicken

>> No.6658163

>>6658140
sugar is okay depending on that tomatoes, but he's not even making bolognese, he's just making meat sauce. if you're inserting yourself into a food recipe like this you're an attention whoring idiot.

>> No.6658168

>>6658142
>chill
>sit
>rest
>contemplate life
>take a breather
>time out
>jaden smith

>> No.6658185

>>6656312
750W is typical for the shittest tier you can get at walmart, but 1000 is standard (microwave directions are designed for 1000 usually)

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>>6658158
I don't need to try it to know I won't like it. I don't like ranch salad dressing. It would ruin pizza, not to mention add a whole lot of unnecessary calories.

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>>6658069
You'd have to ask my dog. I got those so he could have a treat while I grilled pic related. He lived

>> No.6658490

>>6658007
>>6658011
I remember this fucking thread from years ago where a guy ate two of those and posted the picture of the resulting anal aftermath.

>> No.6658511

>>6654942
Faggots are delicious, at school I'd buy them every lunchtime from the market

>> No.6658547
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>>6658205
> he watches his calories
What a fucking scrub

>> No.6658555

>>6658158
Ranch with pizza is fucking disgusting.

>> No.6658563

>>6657129
Sounds like it'd taste like taste and nobody likes that

>> No.6658566

>>6658011
>enhanced with up to a thirty percent solution

What does that even mean?

>> No.6658575

>>6655311
that burger doesnt even look good.

>> No.6658601

>>6658011
>All those asterisks
>30% water

Jesus christ; just buy shit tier beef and make a stew or something

>> No.6658617

>>6658566
They inject it full of salt water.

>> No.6658713

>>6656426
It's not the recipes, it's the presentation. It is like using your own shit to write down a recipe. It may be good, but I don't want to look through shit.

>> No.6658718

>>6656186
>look at all the memes i know
god redditors are fucking homos

>> No.6658735

>>6655297
>>6655354
>>6655619
>>6655678
>>6655689
>>6656244
>>6656507
>summer
the fuck are you drongos on about? it's smack bang in the middle of winter you morons.

>> No.6658738

>>6655848
what am i looking at

>> No.6658740

>>6658735
>being this australian.

>> No.6658745

>>6655295
Those comics are demonstrably fine,stop being top lvl autistic you FUCKING CRETIN

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>>6658735
>not only in a shit hemisphere, but also too dense to realize that the seasons change by hemisphere and that this site's traffic is mostly americunts and yuropoors

>> No.6658773

>>6658762
>northern hemisphere cunt
>doesn't get banter or sarcasm

>> No.6658803

>>6654942
Fried embryonic OP's?

>> No.6658827

>>6658738
A hollowed out loaf of bread filled with sandwich fixings I believe.

>> No.6658895

>>6658011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0zySGE82HY

>> No.6658909

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnbtRiLamsw

>> No.6658991

>>6658762

> taking the bait

>> No.6659043

>>6656813

The tried and true favourite is attempting to censor the internet in order to protect the children, regardless of the fact that is easily bypassed and doesn't at all stop kids from being taken advantage of.

Given the TPP bullshit recently, i fear for the future.

>> No.6659048

>>6659043
A future in which Aussies can't shitpost anymore? Looks bright to me.

>> No.6659055

>>6659048

The US and a lot of Europe is also trying to bring in the TPP, no shitposts for any of us without shady korean VPNs

>> No.6659134

>>6656590
That's not funny.

That's just fucking awful.

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6659185

>>6658547
got your meme picture colour-corrected for you

>> No.6659190

>>6656371
>this guy actually makes thousands of dollars off this shitty cooking comically cookbook
kill me

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>mfw the 6666666 ultimate satan get is coming soon

>> No.6659195

>>6658735

>summer is pretty much 'straya posting 24/7

>> No.6659203

>>6655316
>boil the calories out
hahaha fuck, this is up there with activated almonds

>> No.6659205

>>6659203
activated almonds are a thing, thinking of boiling out calories is just clinical retardation

>> No.6659238

>>6659192
You know it'll be a Fazolis fag.

>> No.6659239

>>6658011

>BONELESS BEEF RIBEYE STEAK
>This product was prepared from inspected and passed meat and/or poultry
>and/or poultry

>> No.6659241

>>6654949
*tips hat*

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>>6656287
>>6656922
>ms paint
distasteful

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>>6657228
Why are these pictures so fucking funny?

>> No.6659345

>>6656822
good thing that's the small one

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>>6659255

>> No.6659375

>>6658011
>seasoning**
What the fuck
What.. what else could you mean besides that?

>> No.6659389

>>6659205
>>6659203

Boiling out calories is true in circumstances

Take a chicken, boil it. All the fat and slime and protein that comes out into the liquid is "boiled out calories"

>> No.6659395

>>6658566
It means it was "enhanced".

>> No.6659406

>>6658566

>and before you cook your meat make sure to brine it overnight for maximum flavor and juiciness

Haha oh wow that's cool cooking man thanks!

>enhanced with 30% solution

Boo! Hiss! Evil chemicals in my food! Yucky!

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I happen to collect pictures of pizza, will dump.

>> No.6659421

>>6655354
well, consider that 90% of the people on 4chan don't even post.
5% post once in a blue moon, 4% post a few times a day, and somewhere around 1% post almost nonstop (hence why you can recognize animefags cross-thread even when they stop posting pictures.)
the small increase of summerfags just fits into the top posting 5%.

>> No.6659425

>>6659421
>tfw 1%er

feels good man

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>>6659421

>tfw you and another anon keep finding each other's company, across threads and between boards

>> No.6659454

>>6659450
just go cyber on steam :^)

>> No.6659464

>>6659454

Why?

>> No.6659466

>>6659426
Okay, how many people make these pictures? I've seen these pictures in urban areas, and then there are some with tropical plants and now fucking tanks.

>> No.6659468

>>6658563
Are we talking approximately anon?

>> No.6659631

>>6659466
Looks like it's either photoshop shenanigans, or some epik reddit maymay.

>> No.6660849

>>6659466
pizza has a life too when it's not sleeping tight....

>> No.6660877

>>6659631
>epik reddit maymay

Keep being asspained 4chan isn't the center of internet culture, or honestly even relevant at all

A few years ago it was a funny thing to take pictures of pepperoni pizzas all around in the funniest places you could think of. Glad to see it's finally trickling down to this shitty site

>> No.6660878

>>6660877
>4chan isn't the center of internet culture
This is what redditors actually believe

>> No.6660880

>>6660877
so it's one of the 5% of memes that don't originate on 4chan

>> No.6660895

>>6660877
A shitty meme finally arrived thanks to our retarded little brother. Oh boy it is another pants load again. What a treat. I'm not cleaning up after the tardling this time.

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>>6656186
>>6656210
>premade crust and dough

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>> No.6660963

>>6660962
Saw a lot of other images/gifs of this fatass. What show is he from?

>> No.6660968

>>6660963
He's the literal fedora guy if you haven't noticed. He's an actor named Jerry Messing.

>> No.6660969

>>6660963
MTV True Life: I'm OP

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>>6660963
>>6660968
Greatest Wikipedia entry of all time. This is literally the entire thing.

>> No.6660974

>>6660968
Googled him felt pretty sorry for the poor guy.

Still thanks.

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>>6660971
>(often mistaken for a fedora)

>> No.6661050

>>6660974
No problem. Also, he bitches on facebook sometimes about people using this fedora pic. He claims he took it "10 years ago for fun" and it spread. I guess he's a devout Christian too. Its like poetry.

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You mean he is this fat chink right here?

>> No.6661228

>>6660968
>>6660963
>>6660971

Holy shit I never knew, he's actually pugsly? Hes actually the fat little Adams family kid? That's so weird. I remember him being all right looking, even for a gay kid, but man as an adult it's all over

>> No.6661315

>>6656448
>>6658713
so it's not to your taste, I would think /ck/ of all places would know tastes differ

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>>6661802

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>>6661802
>>6661803

>> No.6661940

>>6661228
Makes me wonder what got him so assured that he should remain obese into adulthood for getting fat guy roles... imagine being fat critical to your career

>> No.6661942

>>6654927
>>6654929
>>6654935
I don't understand this.
I'm too inexperienced.

>> No.6661943

>>6659421
>>6659450
I sometimes wonder if the guy I trash talked and deemed irreparably retarded in one thread is the same I agreed and defended in another thread.

>> No.6661946

>>6661942
The illustrations clearly show what happens if you do that though

>> No.6661947

>>6659421
I find it hard to think I'm of the 1%... and how on earth do 90% not feel compelled to say anything?

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>>6658086

>> No.6661953

>>6661942
He is a newfag following bad advice blindly, and people think the cartoons are funny.

Related
https://youtu.be/UXLgz3wH2n8

>> No.6661954

>>6661953
It's too bad the cartoons are tumblr tier garbage.

>> No.6661960

Post the guy who got mad at a coworker for the shepherd's pie and/or the lasagna

>> No.6661962

>>6661954
I agree, they're annoying for some reason. Didnt pin it on tumblr though.

>> No.6661964

>>6661954
I don't really like the art. Too childish. I prefer Ramsay's face.

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>>6661954
>>6661962
>>6661964
>i only view sophisticated art for a sophisticated palate such as mine

>> No.6661997

>>6661990
Who are you quoting?

>> No.6661999

>>6655332
>jalapeno chicken mustard gas
That was a stupid fucking thing. And it was just one dipshit trying to force that meme.

>> No.6662002

>>6661948
>vinegar husbands

>> No.6662016

>>6655311
>look that website up
>Ronnie's Burgers Inc. ESTABLIHED IN 1989

excuse me

>> No.6662024

>>6658142

It would've worked just as good if he left out "in the sink". The joke is already delivered by then.

>I think I misread the instructions. It called for me to let the chicken chill for a bit.

>> No.6662251

>>6656103
sooooo can i put my dick in that?

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>>6656241
Ryo hazuki is that you. 14 years and you still can't let that grudge with the sailors go

>> No.6662263

>>6662251
Not if you're a bass player.

>> No.6662268

>>6661948
>Dirt Rockets
Brilliant!

>> No.6662386

>>6661206
>chink
no anon that's just eye fat

>> No.6662942

Since you guys don't have a sticky and I've heard you're real hard against newbie questions (not even a QTDDTOT around in catalog?) I guess shitposting in the humor thread is okay.

You guys got any imgur or someshit with easy but good recipes? Gonna make dinner for a girl tomorrow but I'm drawing a blank here. I'm not very good in the kitchen but I can follow instructions.
Help me out here guys.

>> No.6662992

>>6655104
absolutely disgusting, not to mention reddit tier humor. consider meme sucide.

>> No.6663072

>>6662992

Nice try baby but Ronnie is a 4chan staple

>> No.6663126

>>6655848
nice

>> No.6663296

>>6660877

I remember we were obsessed with pictures of squirrels with pizza in 2008-2009

>> No.6663356

>>6661802
>>6661803
Is this Fifty Shades of Grey?

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>>6662942
>>6662942
Yes, we do. ck.booru.org is what you're looking for. Use the tags to find shit to make with ingredients you have.

Also, QTDDTOT threads on any boards are either idiotic newfag magnets or futile attempts by trip/namefags to get another 15 minutes of fame.

>> No.6663531

>>6663456
Thanks man, if I get my dick wet tomorrow I'll be thinking of you. No homo.

>> No.6663584

Could someone post that one paint picture with the guy sitting in his room eating and shouting at people going to McDonalds outside?

>> No.6663968

>>6661948
These always crack me up. I don't know why

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>>6655361

>> No.6664500

>>6657547

You'd be surprised on how much /v/ knows about non-/v/ related stuff.

They are basically so jaded because of how shitty their industry is that they'll be more than willing to help with any other topic, usually.

>> No.6664508

>>6662942
spaghetti, olive oil, pesto, chicken

fry the chicken in olive oil (cut it into pieces)
boil the spaghetti
mix it all together and add some pesto

>> No.6664512

>>6664500
I just hope the video game industry turns around soon

>> No.6664529

>>6664512

I woudn't count on that. Big publishers just don't understand that not every game can be the next CoD or GTA and keep spending most of their budget on marketing and graphic instead of actually good gameplay.

Indies start on PC but the second Sony or Microsoft give them a bit more money, they jump ship to consoles and end up screwing themselves, since after that money comes in, console players don't play their games, since most of the console market only plays AAA games.

And tons of devs are going to mobile, even though the market is incredibly unstable and smartphones and tablets don't have proper controls to warrant a deep gameplay experience, having to rely on bait and switch business models that resemble gambling more than actual gaming monetization.

Not so soon, anon.

>> No.6664546

>>6664512
It is good the way it is. Only /v/ thinks it is in the shitter.

>> No.6664640

>>6655848

>> No.6664874

>>6654999

Christ this one is borderline depressing.

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>>6657356

Nope going with blue here.

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>>6663584
Found it myself

>> No.6665280

>>6659246
Sorry, it was before I had photoshop. At least I made some OC - all 3 of the Ronnie's Burgers pictures are my creations