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>Sugar and creamer? Ah no thank you. You see I drink my coffee black. I'm sort of like Clint Eastwood in Unforgiven. The tough cowboy type. Would you care to ask me how frequently I use sugar or creamer? Well go ahead, I've got time. Ask me. ... Glad you asked.

>Short answer: none.

>Disciplined answer: Haven't touched it in months. Probably old by now. I'm actually going through a lawsuit to get my local grocery store to reduce their sugar and creamer inventory. It's going well. I can't stand sugarlets or creamlets. Actually cut all of my old friends off who use. Why go through all of this trouble you ask? 3 words. 2 concepts. Discipline. Mental toughness. This is why friend. This is why.

>> No.6651495

Le ebin black coffee maymay

>> No.6651514
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>>6651482
>fat near diabeetus cuck detected

>> No.6651521

Thanks I wanted to save the last thread but I was too late. Last pic was way better though.

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>> No.6651555

>>6651482

a business like "no thank you." should suffice. preferably while simultaneously opening your newspaper.

Jesus fucking christ the autism.

>> No.6651562

>>6651482

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>>6651521

Here you go,spread the word

>> No.6651586

>I can't stand sugarlets or creamlets
makes me kek every time.

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>yfw you go to get coffee and ask for a LITTLE BIT OF CREAM and they come back with something that more closely resembles a glass of milk albeit hot.

>> No.6651593

>>6651570
tehee

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"Alright sir your grand slam how would you like your eggs?
>prepared sous vide please m'lday.
"excuse me?"
>Oh guffaw, It is the superior method of cooking in this era. I'm afraid ill take my business elsewhere i shan't eat in such an establishment such as this, thanks for the black coffee.

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>I cook with a cast iron skillet! Now i'm a top chef like Joeys world tour!

>> No.6651889

When did atheism begin its association with pretentious cooking? Im confused.

>> No.6651892

>>6651482
i like just some cream in me coffee. and not milk, like the fucking brits do

>> No.6651951

>>6651889

when fedoras first became a meme,it wasn't strictly about atheism, that was a fad a few years ago and if you still think the fedora memes are linked only to atheism you really haven't been paying attention.

>> No.6651956

>>6651951
I have been paying attention and this /v/ tier garbage of 'associate fedoras with anything I dislike ever.' is just pointless. Associations need to be strict.

>> No.6651991

>>6651642
Nobody is stupid enough to ask for that at a Denny's nor is sous vide a bad thing. This was a terrible attempt.

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>>6651991
>i like sous vide! im a french chef!

>> No.6652344

>>6652103
boil in a bag isn't a super classy concept, you know