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>We're gonna order pizza. What toppings do you want?
>Cheese!
>Pepperoni!
>Okay, now that the kids have ordered, what do the grownups want on their pizza?

>> No.6637417

Chicken and mushroom or just mushroom

>> No.6637419

>>6637414
Pineapple and ham on one. Pepperoni and bacon on another.

>> No.6637421

>>6637414
Luckily for you big floppy donkey dick is still a topping.

>> No.6637422

>>6637414
Truffle creme and smoked salmon medallions.

>> No.6637423

Just plain old cheese pizza please

>> No.6637425

>>6637414
spinach, kalamata olives, mushrooms, garlic, feta, and olive oil pls

>> No.6637426

Some guy at a party I was at threw a fit because there was no "pepperoni only" pizza. Closest was a pepperoni and sausage. Dude refused to pick the sausage off and walked off to sulk. Saw him a few hours later picking the sausage off what was left of the now room temperature slices.

>> No.6637429

>>6637425
Shouldn't you be queuing at the ATM, Mr. Katsopolis?

>> No.6637431

Pineapple, tuna and mayonnaise

>> No.6637432

>>6637426
What kind of party are you attending where:

a) there is pizza
b) someone sulks over pizza

>> No.6637433

>>6637426
That's a guy who never got a proper ass beating as a child. Probably raised by a single mother.

>> No.6637435
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6637435

I want a chips, gravy and cheese pizza.

>> No.6637437

>>6637426
did you explain to him that pepperoni is technically a variety of sausage?

>> No.6637440
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6637440

>>6637435
why not go full pleb and have a cheeseburger pizza?

>> No.6637442
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6637442

White sauce, garlic, spinach, and chicken will forever be my favorite pizza combo.

If it's thin crust, add to that some ricotta, bacon bits, and arugula after cooking.

>> No.6637451

>>6637432

For fucking real. This was a decent sized house party too. Would never say anything about food I didn't have to pay for.

>>6637433

Can confirm only child

>>6637437

Wouldn't matter. I was at a custom burger place with him (The Counter, if anyone knows it). You get to choose one free specialty sauce with your burger. He marked "whole-grain mustard." They brought it out. He looked at its like of yellow processed junk and said, "I thought I ordered mustard." They then explained to him what whole-grain mustard was while he made a disgusted face.

He ended the conversation with "okay," and then ate his burger without any condiment. Complained about it as soon as we left.

>> No.6637453

>>6637451

"lack of" not "like of"*

>> No.6637454

Green pepper, black olives, jalapeno

>> No.6637457
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>>6637454
what a lovely tripcode.

>> No.6637462

>>6637451
I only have one more question

Why have you met this guy more than once? Do you enjoy spending time with childish retards?

>> No.6637464

>>6637462
Not him, but maybe since he was an only child he never learend financial boundaries, so he can be goaded into paying for things.
In my experience only children are either very miserly or very loose-walleted.

And I don't mean generous. generosity is giving without prompt, having a loose wallet is giving when asked.

>> No.6637466

>>6637414
Ham, pineapple and onion. MUST have double mozzarella.

What a perfect pizza.

>> No.6637468 [DELETED] 

>>6637466
no meme-bacon?

>> No.6637472

>>6637468
I'm sure that's worth a laugh on /b/ but here, I have no clue what you're talking about.

>> No.6637473

>>6637472
Sorry about that I was trying too hard to fit in, I'll just leave now :(

>> No.6637482

>>6637462

Eh, people have flaws. You get older, you realize that if you dump every friend with a personality trait you dislike, you're going to be left spending a lot of time alone. I'd rather grimace at the dude for acting like a baby a few times a week than sit at home, grasping at some fading sense of superiority.

>> No.6637486

>>6637482
You are correct

>> No.6637487

fuckload of jalapeños

>> No.6637493

>>6637414
Just cheese

>> No.6637495

Beef, mushroom and onion on thin crust.

>> No.6637501

>>6637414
Spinach, artichokes, parmesan, and roasted garlic with a white sauce.
or maybe ham, pineapple, jalapenos, caramelized onions, and goat cheese?

>> No.6637504

salsiccia, porcini, cherry tomatoes, mozzarella, basil

>> No.6637508

>>6637482
Well don't I feel like a piece of shit now

>> No.6637510

>>6637442
Cringe

>> No.6637512

Blue cheese with a vinaigrette dressing.
Oh, and make sure the pizza is rye bread.

>> No.6637520

spinach and feta.

>> No.6637553

>>6637435
This is just poutine you dork.

>> No.6637603

no cheese, spinach, and mushrooms with a dairy free crust please!


these capchas are fucking awful, I can't even see what I'm selecting because the foods are too similar and vague, what was wrong with the jumbled numbers?

>> No.6637621
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>>6637414
Half Mushroom/Italian Sausage, Half Pineapple/ham
I also don't like the implications of your post, op. Get over yourself.

>> No.6637636

Arugula
Prosciutto
Parmigiano-Reggiano
Olive Oil

>> No.6637679

>>6637414
Basil
oregano
shrooms
meat of any kind

>> No.6637693

Onions, mushrooms, and peppers.
Light on the cheese and sauce.

>> No.6637719

>>6637414
Buffalo chicken pizza with bleu cheese ON THE SIDE

>> No.6637735
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>>6637414

>> No.6637739

Chipotle steak, red onion, and spinach, sub out mozzarella for provolone, and some dried oregano at the end.

Converted a couple pepperoni-only people last time I got that.

>> No.6637744

>>6637417
>just mushroom
this

or something stupid like a phillysteak or bbq chicken 'specialty' pizza

>> No.6637750

>>6637422
This.

I think you were joking, but damn that sounds good

>> No.6637751

>2015
>not getting pepperoni and jalapenos

You can try to delude yourself into thinking better toppings exist, but you will be wrong

>> No.6637754
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6637754

>>6637414

never had it but I know I would like it

black olives and anchovies

>> No.6637764

>>6637435
>chips

>> No.6637773

Gorgonzola and parma ham.

Alternatively tuna, black olives and lots of onions.

>> No.6637776

>>6637764
Yes, they're chips.
You know, chipped potatoes that are either lightly oiled then baked or fried

you could also make them extra thin and fry/bake them to a crisp, in which case they would be called 'crisps'

>> No.6637782

mushrooms, onions, and if im feeling hungry as fuck, french fries and kebab sauce

>> No.6637783

>>6637414
Pepperoni, Sausage, black olives, onion, bell pepper

>> No.6637787

>>6637764
Oh just fuck off, you are just boring.

>> No.6637790

>>6637776
they're called fries you faggot, cause you fry them.

The crisps are called chips cause it's like chipping off a piece of the potato.

>> No.6637795

peperoni

>> No.6637799

>"Uh, maybe Hawaiian?"
>"One with everything?"
>"Alright, that sounds good!"
>"B-But my Gorgonzola and truffle pizza..."
>"You're weird anon, can't you eat normal toppings like everyone else?"

>> No.6637803

I make two special sorts at home from time to time. I posted the one on here before and people said it sounded really good, so I'll start with that one:

Swap tomato sauce for roasted red pepper sauce.
Swap mozzarella for smoked scamorza.
Top with shredded leek, welsh onion or just really, really big scallions. Also pulled roast lamb.

I call it pizza calçotada.

The other is fairly typical when you think about it but gets rave reviews when I make it for friends and family.
Tomato sauce is swapped out for chopped friarielli sautéed in olive oil with garlic and flaked chili, topped with provola instead of mozzarella and with crumbles or tiny meatballs of Italian sausage as a topping.

Sound good?

>> No.6637807

>>6637790
you fry both of them and I've never seen a wood or ice chip look like a thin slice, so why would you think a chipped potato would look that way?

>> No.6637809

>>6637807
You can bake chips.

Ever heard of a splinter? Thin wood chip.

Quit being retarded.

>> No.6637810

>>6637807
What do you think a wood chip loOKs like? Or chipped glass? Or chipped paint?

>> No.6637811

>>6637414
>being a scrub that succumbs to social pressure and doesn't order what he likes because it's for kids

>> No.6637822

>>6637809
>You can bake chips.
Yes, I know. I stated as such back in >>6637776

Why would you call something a fry if you don't necessarily need to fry it?

>wood chip
like fragmented sticks, not shavings
>chipped glass
A glass object that has a small wedge of glass missing from it. It may or may not also have a crack originating from the point of chipping. The corresponding glass chip more closely resembles a chip than a crisp
>chipped paint
paint with a flaked area

>> No.6637861

Grown up pizza (aka Pizza Napoli)

Anchovies
Capers
Black olives

>> No.6637881

I'd drink a beer or two with you.

>> No.6637882

Green olives, mushrooms, red onion, Italian sausage.
Or hawaiian.

>> No.6637893

Margherita

>> No.6637898

>pepperoni
>italian sausage
>ham
>beef
>onions
>mushrooms

>> No.6637901

>Green and red bell peppers
>Red onion
>Chicken
>Red sauce
>Light on the cheese
>Deep crust

Simplicity is understated.

>> No.6637911

>kebab meat
>french fries
>Onion
>normal amount of cheese
>jalapeños
>garlic sauce (on the side, don't want the pizza drenched in sauce)

>> No.6637921

>>6637414

go home, maddox

>> No.6637953

>ctrl+f egg
>ctrl+f banana
>no results found
Seems the grown ups still haven't arrived.

>> No.6637964

>>6637414
Mozarella, Cheddar, Jalapeno, Pineapple, and Pepperoni

>> No.6637967

>>6637953
Are YOU a grownup?

>> No.6637972

Plain, I'm on a diet.

>> No.6637976

>>6637953
>mfw no single mention of banana peppers

I am astounded. Good taste my ass, /ck/. For shame.

>> No.6637979

>>6637953
Bananas on pizza is hella nasty, but eggs are top tier.

>> No.6637980

Tomato sauce, fresh mozarella, fresh basil and fresh tomatoes

that's the perfect pizza

>> No.6637981

>>6637980
>no meat

Get outta here kid.

>> No.6638007

>>6637464
So you're just taking advantage of him? You sound like an even bigger cunt than he is

>> No.6638009

Phal sauce for base, topped with olives and jalapeños

Man of simple tastes

>> No.6638010

Pineapple and peppers.

>> No.6638015

>>6637979
Have you even tried banana on pizza? It's so fucking good but everyone acts disgusted without ever trying it.

>> No.6638028

There's dickcheese on OP's pizza for sure

>> No.6638029

>>6638007
No I think he just described a basic acquaintanceship.

>> No.6638032

>>6638015
If it has sweet shit or fruit on it it's not a pizza. I'm sorry, it's shit.

>> No.6638034

>>6638015
I haven't but my older sister used to love that stuff. She'd put bananas and peanut butter on waffles. She was a crazy chick.

>> No.6638039

>>6638034
>peanut butter and bananas
>on waffles

The madman! Unhearable!

>> No.6638046

white sauce, linguica, garlic, green onions, tomatoes, bacon, and mushroom.

>> No.6638050

>>6637425
you forgot the artichoke hearts

>> No.6638053

>>6637425
>oil on something covered in melted cheese
How fucking fat are you?

>> No.6638068
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>>6637414
I'll take a dandelion and spinach with cherry tomato, please. Oh, and extra gold leaf too.

>> No.6638070

>>6637414
More pepperoni, green olives and for whoever ordered pineapple to be brutally murdered.

>> No.6638121

>>6638032
>If it has sweet shit or fruit on it it's not a pizza
>fruit
So, uh... what sauce do you use?

>> No.6638128

>>6638121
Tomatoes aren't fruit you disgusting American turd.

>> No.6638137
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>>6638128
>Tomatoes aren't fruit

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato
"The tomato is the edible, often red fruit/berry of the nightshade Solanum lycopersicum,"

Once again, American-hating shitposters prove themselves to be the dumbest people on the planet.

>> No.6638141

>>6638053

>implying fat makes you fat

>> No.6638148
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6638148

>>6638137
>red fruit/berry
>berry

It's obviously a berry you burger
:^))))))))))))))))))))))

>> No.6638153

>>6637414

>Pineapple
>Pepperoni
>Prawns
>Nigger olives

>> No.6638164

>>6637414
>Mixed mushroom, garlic sauce (not creamy), a bit of thyme and rosemary, and a mix of fontina and parmesan.

>olive oil, fresh tomatoes, roasted garlic, pancetta, red onion, and topped with arugula.

>tomato sauce, mozzarella, parmesan, spinach, mushroom, onions, and eggs cooked on top.

> all the veggies. And I mean ALL THE VEGGIES. Whatever you have; olives, mushrooms, onions, garlic, spinach, artichoke hearts, peppers, tomatoes, whatever. Load em' up.

>or the old classic from back in the day: olives, mushrooms, onions, and pepperoni.

>> No.6638167

>>6638137
>it's on wikipedia so it must be true

Truly a retarded American waste of space.

>> No.6638168

>>6638148
Berries are fruit, you memelord

>> No.6638169
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>>6637440
>fried egg
>slathered with sugary tomato sauce

>> No.6638171

>>6637451
I fucking love The Counter. Unfortunately, they closed the one close to where I live. But I fucking loved that place. Great burgers. I'd always go overboard with my toppings though.

>> No.6638180
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>>6638167
>LE WIKIPEDIA IS NOT A VAILD SOURCE MEME
Waving the white flag, I see

>> No.6638186

>>6638141
>implying dumping calorie dense liquid on calorie dense solids won't make you fat

>> No.6638201

mushrooms, onions (lots of it), red peppers, parm cheese, and garlic based sauce

>> No.6638204

>>6638180
Nah, you're American, so you're obese and retarded by default. Sorry my man.

>> No.6638208

>Okay, now that the kids have ordered, what do the grownups want on their pizza?
Grownups don't eat pizza.

>> No.6638209
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6638209

>>6637979
It's pretty good

>> No.6638213
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>>6638204
>LE NON SEQUITUR COMEBACK MAN
keep trying bro

>> No.6638215

>>6638213
>le le le xD
>frogposter
>retarded

Can you get any more American than this?

>> No.6638218

>>6638128
Tomatoes is a fruit because it has seeds in it.

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6638222

>>6638215
>LE OBSESSED WITH AMERICA CUCKOLD MAN MEME

>> No.6638223

>>6638215
>hahaha, america right!!

>-Posted from my 3rd world slum

>> No.6638227

>>6638215
Yeah what's your home country? We'll come make you our bitch in a day

>> No.6638228

>>6637414
Chicken tendies and red bell peppers. Extra thin, extra crispy. You can thank anon l8r.

>> No.6638235

>>6638218
Your mom must love fruit then because she's been allover my sack these past weeks.

>> No.6638236

>>6637414
A pepperoni cheese pizza please.

>> No.6638246

Double pineapple, pastrami and jalapeños

>> No.6638248

>>6638235
5/10, you could do better

>> No.6638255

>>6638248
At least he tried which is better then some of the faggots on this board.

>> No.6638256

>>6638248
It's ok, your mom gave ma a 10 last night.

>> No.6638257

>>6638256
SUMMER
U
M
M
E
R

>> No.6638260

>>6638255
Fazolis confirms: /ck/ a shit

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>>6638227
>>6638223
>>6638222
>they were born American

You need just one more americuck and you can go get married to eachother like the fags you are.

>> No.6638264

>>6638257
>d-do I f-f-f-f-f-f-fit it yet g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-guys

>> No.6638265
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>>6638260
WA LA!

>> No.6638268

>>6637976
banana pepper and bacon is a local favourite in my town.

>> No.6638272
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6638272

>>6638265
>>6638260

>> No.6638275

>>6638261
You were born retarded but we don't hold it against you too much.
What you wrote makes no sence si

>> No.6638277
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6638277

>>6638261
>being this obsessed with another country
stay mad

>> No.6638292

>>6638275
>What you wrote makes no sence si

Are you alright there buddy?

>>6638277
>ur m-mad

Nice /b/ tier response.

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>>6638292
the buttblast is almost too much tbh

>> No.6638302

>>6638300
>being American

Sorry for your loss.

>> No.6638306
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>>6637414

I'll just take a few slices from the kids pizza

>> No.6638309
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6638309

>>6638302
>being obsessed with America
sorry my man

>> No.6638314

>>6637414
Just pepperoni and green chile, please. If the second topping isn't available, what a shit pizza.

>> No.6638319

>>6638309
>implying random things because you're retarded

Not surprised really.

>> No.6638320

>>6638302
>>6638292
>>6638261
>>6638215
>>6638204
>>6638167
>>6638128
>>6638148
>Obsession: The Complete Series

>> No.6638324

>>6637433
You have autism, or a traumatic life.

>> No.6638327

meat lovers with beef and doner meat
doner meat is fucking great on a pizza

>> No.6638328

>>6638236
Fuck off kid.

>> No.6638333

>can only get two pizzas
>everyone decides to get a cheese pizza and garlic fingers

I hate children

>> No.6638354

>>6638320
lmaoing @ you burger

>> No.6638355

>>6638320
Fuck off American.

>> No.6638357

Sriracha, bacon, and skittles.

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>>6638354
>>6638355
>being a eurocuck
>only shitposting about America

>> No.6638397

Yuropoor here,

I only like semen rations on my pizza when I can afford it whilst I watch my superior sport in the comfort of poverty.

>> No.6638450

>>6637414
>I'll have what the kids are having.
irl this is what adults say.

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>>6637964
Mah nigga.

Also pic related, mellow mushroom's Bayou Blue pizza

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6638456

>>6638355
What's your problem euroslut?

>> No.6638459

>>6638453
That looks breddy good

>> No.6638462

>>6638209
Sign me up.

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>>6637435
Don't forget, to ROCK THE POUTINE

>> No.6638474

>>6638459
>Spicy bleu cheese base topped with all natural grilled shrimp and Andouille sausage covered in mozzarella cheese and garnished with chives.

Sounds bad, tastes fucking amazing.

>> No.6638480

Onion, Sausage, and anchovies

>> No.6638489

>Ctrl+F "supreme"
>0 Results
That's all you gotta say.

>> No.6638491

>grown ups
>pizza

Sure thing sport.

>> No.6638649

>>6637482
>based anon

>> No.6638664

>>6638491
Originally in America only Italian men ate pizzas. They would buy the pie in the morning and eat it as their lunch at work.

>> No.6639051

>>6637425
>olive oil is a topping

>> No.6639053

sausage, bell pepper, onion, feta

>> No.6639056

olives, sausage, onions, with pepperoni

>> No.6639118

Hmmm
I'll just have a cheese pizza please

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6639122

>>6637414
>>We're gonna order pizza. What toppings do you want?
>>Cheese!
>>Pepperoni!
>>Okay, now that the kids have ordered, what do the grownups want on their pizza?

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6639128

>>We're gonna order pizza. What toppings do you want?
>>Cheese!
>>Pepperoni!
>>Okay, now that the kids have ordered, what do the grownups want on their pizza?

>> No.6639144

just onion and pineapple

>putting meat on pizza
disgusting

>> No.6639145

Kalles kaviar and cum.

>> No.6639155

>>6637423
I too like cheese pizza, a lot.

>> No.6639180

>>6637423
I bet you enjoy a good ketchup burger

>> No.6639196

>>6639144
>pineapple on pizza

You subhuman filth

>> No.6639205

Jalapeño and pineapple

Goat combo tbh

>> No.6639217

>>6639122
>>6639128
That's how I pictured OP, too.

>> No.6639249

Onions, mushrooms, Canadian bacon, Italian sausage, banana peppers, green peppers and jalapenos, smothered in mozzarella

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6639259

canadian bacon, bacon, mayo, lettuce, tomatoes

>> No.6639270

Guys, I'm trying to be healthy. Can I just get double cheese with a gluten free crust

>> No.6639280

>>6637425
The pie-nancial crisis.

>> No.6639316

>>6639280
Ella mayo

>> No.6639656

Good ol' Scandinavian Kebab pizza

>> No.6639683

Feta, chicken, spinach, tomato slices and and mushrooms. Best pizza I've ever had, but I don't like most other toppings. Plain cheese and pepperoni are next best.

>> No.6639724

>>6638306
Wrong answer, get the fuck out of my house

>> No.6639751

>>6637414
Anchovies, artichoke hearts, and blue cheese.

>> No.6639757

>>6639751

I love all three of these but cannot fathom them on a pizza pie together

Does the bleu cheese go on pre or post?

>> No.6639763

just give me all the meat you have and mushrooms

>> No.6639768

This is what is written on the menu of my favourite pizza joint in regards to their best pizza.

>Maries Signature XXX Special
Our world famous signature pizza! Traditional tomato base, Diced ham, pepperoni, button mushrooms, juicy pineapple, onion, capsicum, Maries special blended cheeses, bacon and prawns. This pizza has Spanish olives and anchovy fillets (if you don’t like these, just mention and we’ll leave them off for you). Best of the best! SORRY, NO DISCOUNT COUPONS APPLY TO THIS MIGHTY PIZZA- EXCLUDED FROM ALL DEALS AND OFFERS

>> No.6639769

jesus christ, you guys are pretentious faggots. it's a fucking pizza.

just put some mushrooms on mine, or something

>> No.6639775

>>6639144
>pineapple
stopped reading there

>> No.6639780

>>6639775
As if you read a lot anyway, you ADD monkey.

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>he orders the meat only pizza
Kill yourselves. Pizza is pretty much the one thing that is better without meat.

>> No.6639795

>>6639792
Incorrect. Do pushups.

>> No.6639805

any pizza is good when you completely soak it in papajohns garlic butter sauce

>> No.6639811

>>6639768
i would try it but i wouldnt order it when im with a group of people, unless we were high.

>> No.6639815

>>6639780
i read enough

I just finished The Histories. pineapples are a shit fruit in general.

>> No.6639819

>>6639757
pre

>> No.6639900

>>6637414
Bacon and onion.

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>>6639900
>le bacon
Can you fuck off back to Reddit please?

>> No.6639995
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6639995

Prosciutto

Basil

Tomato

Pineapple

Preferably buffalo milk mozzarella but if not then cow milks good.

>> No.6640027

>>6638068
you are shit

>> No.6640036

MUSHROOMS SAUSAGE REEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.6640041

extra cheese, spinach, green peppers, sauteed onions, salami, spicy sausage and meatballs

>> No.6640054
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>>6637419
>Pineapple

>> No.6640058

I always did like roasted garlic on pizza, and fried eggs are surprisingly good. Lately I've developed a taste for sweet pickles on there, and shrimp as well (but only then on full seafood pizza with scallops and clams). Besides that for something weirded I do enjoy brocolli and peanut butter on pizza, but the strangest would probably be a more acidic marmalade like lemon.

>> No.6640061

>>6637414
>We're gonna order pizza. What toppings do you want?
>Pineapple!
>Okay, now that the vaginas have ordered, what do the menfolk want on their pizza?

Seriously.
Every time you let females order pizzas, they invariably order at least one of those Hawaiian fucking shits.
And every time that pineapple shit is just sitting there 45 minutes later, almost untouched, getting cold, until the hungry desperate ones finally hold their noses and eat it.

>> No.6640066

>>6639053
are you me?

>> No.6640068

Why does pineapple trigger some of you spergs so hard? Is hating it a meme?

>> No.6640069

>>6640061
My experience corroborates this. Whenever we have pizza at work, the hawaiians usually survive intact.

>> No.6640078

who the fuck eats mushrooms, it's fucking fungus you weirdos

>> No.6640079

>>6640078
Yes, but it's a delicious fungus.
Sausage and mushrooms. Mmmmmm-mmm-good.

>> No.6640084

pepperoni, sausage, and banana peppers

god tier

>> No.6640088

>>6640068
the same anchovies and olives whats wrong with you cunts?

>> No.6640091

>>6640068
I love pineapple but it just tastes like shit on pizza. It's not a meme, it it's just the truth.

>> No.6640094

>>6640068
I love pineapple. But if you put it on my pizza I will end your life. It is as simple as that. Leave it be.

>> No.6640101

>>6640069
>>6640061
For me, it kind of depends on what quality of pizza I'm stuck with (in a communal/social situation).

If it's Pizza Hut/Dominos or lower, Hawaiian is basically the only thing they make that's edible. Anything higher quality than that and there's probably going to be a better choice.

Also, this is probably heresy but I do like a good taco pizza.

>> No.6640111

The goat pizza in my opinion

Diced garlic confit or roasted garlic
Pickled jalapeños diced
Pickled red onion diced
Pieces of salami

>> No.6640182
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>>6637419
>>6637431
>>6637466
>>6637501
>>6637621
>>6637964
>>6638010
>>6638070
>>6638153
>>6638246
>>6639144
>>6639205
>>6639768
>>6639995
>>6640068

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>>6637431
>mayonnaise
>on pizza

>> No.6640191

>>6640182
I like this chick.
Also yeah...
Don't be one of "those" people who wants shit like pineapple and anchovies on pizza. If you like it fine but you better be ordering your own damn pizza because nobody else is gonna eat that shit.

>> No.6640193

>>6637482
>people have flaws
lol I don't
#rekt

>> No.6640194

>>6640186
might be eurotrash, legitimate excuse

>> No.6640198

>>6640182
>>6640191
when I used to order dominoes (before they were as shit as they are now) I'd always get a pan pizza with pineapple & philly cheese steak as toppings, based pizza combination

>> No.6640207

>>6640182
I had a great comeback but I forgot it while typing it.

>> No.6640211

Man I've never been one for "weird" pizza toppings but we have this place here that has a lot of specialty pizzas and they have one called "twice baked". Basically like a baked potato in pizza form. I had a free sample once and it was really fucking good. Here's their menu.
http://www.buccetos.com/menus/dinner/index.html

>> No.6640221

>>6640182
It feels like this is some sort of GoT reference.

>> No.6640235

>>6640182
Pretty chick. I feel like fucking now.

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>> No.6640936

>>6637429
Laughed

>> No.6640950

>>6638137
>hello i have aspergers

>> No.6640957

>>6640068
I know right? Fucker memers. There's nothing better than a large pizza with extra cheese, pineapple, and horse manure. Anyone who disagrees is just a meme spouting sperg.

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>>6638209
>"Authentic" kaya
>bright green

>> No.6640965

>>6640194
The kettle calling etc.

>> No.6640984

1. mushrooms, pepperoni, bacon, onions and (depending on its quality) ham
2. anything and everything except anchovies / sardines

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>>6637431

>> No.6641076

>>6640058
>tripfag

>> No.6641084

Crumbled spicy Italian sausage, shallots, garlic, basil

>> No.6641144

Urgh. Got invited to a pizza party and forced to eat one of these pizzas. Friends always order weird pizza.. Which of these would you even tolerate eating?

-Extra BBQ sauce. Light Cheese. Italian Sausage. Pineapple.
-BBQ Sauce. Light Cheese. Chicken. Banana Peppers.
-BBQ Sauce. Light Cheese. Mushrooms. Pineapple
-"White Sauce". Cheese. Philly Steak. Mushrooms.
-"White sauce". Cheese. Bacon. Light Onion.
-"White sauce". Cheese. Light garlic. Spinach.
-Tomato Sauce. Light Cheese. Mushrooms. Onions.
-Tomato Sauce. Cheese. Extra oldworld style pepperoni. Hot Sauce.
-Tomato Sauce. Cheese. Bacon. Beef.

*Extra means more than the regular serving
*Light means less than the regular serving

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>>6641144
White Sauce pizza is fucking amazing. I'd eat the bacon and onion all day long.

>> No.6641157

>>6641144
These are probably decent:
>-"White sauce". Cheese. Bacon. Light Onion.
>-"White sauce". Cheese. Light garlic. Spinach.
>-Tomato Sauce. Light Cheese. Mushrooms. Onions.
BBQ sauce pizza is pure pleb bullshit

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6641158

>>6641144
>Waaaaaaaaaaaaah nobody ordered a plain cheese pizza! I literally can't eat any of these waaaaaaaaaaaaah

>> No.6641190

>>6641158

Every pizza party should have cheese and pepperoni pizza at least some traditional pizza.

>> No.6641199

>>6641144

Don't know what white sauce is.

-Tomato Sauce. Light Cheese. Mushrooms. Onions.
-Tomato Sauce. Cheese. Extra oldworld style pepperoni. Hot Sauce.
-Tomato Sauce. Cheese. Bacon. Beef.

Those sound like regular pizzas. I'd also gladly try those


-"White Sauce". Cheese. Philly Steak. Mushrooms.
-"White sauce". Cheese. Bacon. Light Onion.
-"White sauce". Cheese. Light garlic. Spinach.

I don't like poineapple and banana and I don't eat chicken.

>> No.6641201

>>6641190
lel sperg detected
>cheese pizza
>traditional
gtfo autists

>> No.6641205

>pepperonni
>sausage
>green peppers
>onions

>> No.6641403

>banana peppers
>chicken
>bacon

>> No.6641438

>>6641201
Margherita pizza, i.e. a traditional pizza, is a cheese pizza.

>> No.6641514

>Chicken, gorgonzola, habenero, white sauce.
Replace habanero with bell peppers for the children.

>> No.6641572
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this thread inspired me

it's asparagus, bacon, spinach, and mushroom

i've never made pizza before, but it came out ok

>> No.6641672

>>6638180
Well to be honest wikipedia does not give a crap about facts so it ain't exactly a good source.

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>>6637414
mushrooms green peppers with some sort of meat(s) like pepperoni/chicken/steak/bacon(fuck off already).

possibly onions and other vegetables
prefer extra garlic/extra sauce and cheese if available

depends on the mood

used to work at subways and my store had the mini personal pizzas, they were the closest ive tasted to mcdonalds pizza since the 90s. plus you could add all the veggies you wanted on top it was dank as fuck.

>> No.6641701

>>6641572
id eat it, looks like it could use a harsher broil though

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>>6640061
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS???

WHEN THE FUCKING PIZZA ARRIVES AND THEY JUST WANT TO EAT WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS EATING AND IM FORCED TO EAT PINEAPPLE FAGGOT PIZZA FOR LEFTOVERS.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.6641710

>>6641708
ziti pizza is worse.

>> No.6641711

>>6637414
Kebab meat, french fries, chili spice, kebab sauce

>> No.6641718

>chicken
>artichoke hearts
>jalapenos
>bacon
>cream cheese
>black olives

>> No.6641720

>>6641672
A fruit is the product of a flower which contains the seeds. Tomato is a fruit but fruits can be vegetables. A vegetable is any edible part of a plant.

>> No.6641721
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>>6639249
>Canadian bacon
why do amerifags say this? its like saying tunafish, noone gives a fuck that it comes from canada AND TUNA IS KNOWN AS A FISH WE KNOW ITS A FISH FUCK

jimmy status: slightly overustled

>> No.6641726

>>6641721
Canadian bacon is completely unlike and much leaner than American style smoked side bacon made only from the pork belly.

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>>6641726
i am aware of the discrepency, what really flusters my jimbobs is when they say canadian bacon and its the only option.

i was however unaware of how exactly the cut was different, thanks.

>> No.6641756

>>6641721
Isn't Canadian bacon more like ham?

>> No.6641759

>>6641721
Are you some retarded foreigner that has never seen Canadian bacon? Thanks for the unwarranted rage, I guess.

>> No.6641760

>>6640957
Do you have any idea how mad you were just going?

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>>6641756
pretty much, im canadian and i hate what restaurants serve thats called canadian bacon

i dont mind ham but i ordered bacon once and got this canadian bacon shit i was quite dissapointed

>> No.6641772

>>6637435
When will chippies learn you can't just but a block of Edam on the chips. It needs to be actual cheese

>> No.6641796

>>6641761
I think I drew that assumption since the first time I heard of a Hawaiian pizza was when someone went to the Hut in Utah. It had Canadian bacon, but every Hawaiian I've had has ham instead.

>> No.6641799

all these dank memes ant hot opinions aside, has anyone else had the new topping from Pizza Hut, the "peruvian red peppers". I like them.

That's the pepper that people generally get when they think they're getting Piquillo peppers.

>>6641144
>-"White Sauce". Cheese. Philly Steak. Mushrooms.
I want to party with your friend

>> No.6641942

>not just ordering what you want without asking
If you're so hard up for friends that you're worried about losing them over pizza toppings then just have them order so you can enjoy your serving of bitch pizza.

>> No.6641987

No sauce, spinach, chicken and sausage

>> No.6642005

Mushrooms and black olives master race

>> No.6643251

>>6637414

Mushrooms, salami, green peppers, basil pls

>> No.6643258

Papa-sized, no cheese (I add my own), well done, pepperoni, onions, square cut.

>> No.6643259

>>6637457
This is in chicago

>> No.6643262

>>6637414
Sausage, onion, mushrooms, green peppers and maybe jalapenos. Not necessarily all at once but some combination of two or more.

>> No.6643754

>>6642005
Just tomato and bell peppers, thanks.

>> No.6643760

>>6637414
no cheese just sauce and anchovies

>> No.6643766

onions, mushrooms, broccoli

>> No.6643795

>>6640068
It's half hipster shittiness half burgerland shittery.
The thing is that usual burger gets scared/confused if he tastes contrasting flavours instead of the usual salt, lard, more salt, bread and some salt combo they shove in their face.
The fucking amount of crying and gnashing of teeth burgers do when they confront anyone putting anything off their norm on pizza is hilarious.

>> No.6643871

>>6643259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6am8V5KNJ4A

>> No.6643880

Ground beef
Onions
More Cheese

Olives if I'm feeling dainty

>> No.6643930

>>6638128
Most marinara sauces fall under 'sweet shit'.

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>>6643795
Vomitlord with no taste detected.

>> No.6644068

>>6640957
legit autism

>> No.6644090

Njuda, smoked mozzarella and sun-dried tomatoes

>> No.6644095

Egg tuna spinach and salami.

>> No.6644097

Guys what's the deal with anchovies

>> No.6644424

Jalapeño, Tuna, Pepperoni and Garlic.

>> No.6644441

>>6644424
literally meme tier

>anjovis, mozzarella, aruga, salami masterrace

>> No.6644445

>>6644441
>aruga
Arugula*, woops

>> No.6644749

>>6644444

>> No.6644897

>>6640193
Being gay is a flaw.

>> No.6645012

Pineapple, chicken, and jalapeno.
Also, no tomato sauce.

>> No.6645202

>>6637414
Roast beef, ham, mozarella, bacon, chicken and garlic

>> No.6645217

Hi, yes I'll take pepperoni, cheese, and extra sauce!

>> No.6645225

>>6637414
Anchovies, onions, pepperoni, jalapeños

>> No.6645237

Everything but bell peppers. Fuck bell peppers.

>> No.6645250

4 cheese because I'm vegetarian :/

>> No.6645257

i've recently discovered banana pepper pizzas. not banana peppers as an additional topping but entirely banana peppers. no one gives it a chances when I order with my friends

>> No.6645261

>WAAAAHHH! Pineapple and anchovies are gross!!!!
Alright little Jimmy, just finish your broccoli and you can go to bed.
>NO MOMMY IT'S GROSS

>> No.6645263

White, garlic sauce
Shrimp
Bacon
Spinach
Red Onion

>> No.6645267

>>6645257
No cheese or sauce just banana peppers?

>> No.6645274

>>6637414
Hot dogs and lettuce.

>> No.6645275

>>6645267
No dough either, just a big pile of banana peppers.

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>>6645274

>> No.6646515

>>6637735
that sounds fucking delicious