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Golden Corral horror stories thread?
pic unrelated.

>> No.6636210

I don't have one.

>> No.6636215

I've never been there. What do they actually serve?

I feel like a fat, disgusting American gaijin pig whenever I eat at a Chinese buffet. Does that count?

>> No.6636217

>>6636196
I'm not sure you could pay me to actually go eat at one.

>> No.6636220

>>6636215
I think it is just an Americana all you can eat buffet like hometown, old country, or maybe ponderosa.

>> No.6636224

>>6636215
I went to a Golden Corral once while on vacation (because there are none in my home state) but I had no horror stories.

I'm normally an /o/ browser but I cam to /ck/ a while ago and found a Golden Corral Horror stories thread that made me laugh my ass off. I remember one guy going on about kids sticking fried chicken legs in the chocolate fountain and fat people organizing their attack on the buffet like it was a military operation.

>> No.6636228

>>6636220
pretty much.

>> No.6636229

>>6636215
I think Chinese call them "guai lo"

>> No.6636245

My only horror stories are the commercials.

>> No.6636250

I have no horror story. Just a BF that used to work there.

The horror story is that it was so bad he won't talk about it.

>> No.6636253

pulled a fork out of the silverwear and there was definitely still a bunch of food on it. it doesn't sound that bad over text but it was disgusting to witness because there was literally like chunks of unidentifiable meat on it

besides that, just kids sticking their fingers in the chocolate fountain.

I went there a few times when one opened near me, but stopped shortly after realizing what kind of cesspool it is

>> No.6636254

>>6636250
When are you getting married now that it is legal?

>> No.6636255

http://www.pjwnex.us/media/text/Golden_Corral.txt

>> No.6636260

>>6636255
THAT'S what I was looking for! Thank you good sir!

>> No.6636271

>>6636254
It's wrong to assume that I'm a man, but given the site we're on it's not a coincidence that you are correct in that assumption. :v

Dunno. Haven't been dating long enough and I won't feel pressured to hurry and do it now that I can. Sometime down the road though, this relationship is completely different (in a good way) than all the ones before it.

Thanks for your support brotha.

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6636286

Just in case you haven't heard this bit a million times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAkXPpBnSkM

>> No.6636289

>>6636271
I wasn't supporting you. I was trying to out you.

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>>6636289
Oh no. I have been discovered. Oh the shame. Oh the sorrow.

:v

>> No.6636298

>>6636289

Lol bro, I'm a former D-1 rugby player, have abs at 6'4" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.

What do you weigh... 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.

Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)

Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.

Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.

>> No.6636308

Actually, that pic IS related.

>> No.6636311

>>6636294
Cuts down on weird grill trolling.

>> No.6636314

>>6636298
> I'll take shit that never happened for $100 Mr. Trebek

>> No.6636315

>>6636298
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH?

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>>6636314
>not knowing copypasta when you see it

jesus fucking christ

>> No.6636329

>>6636326
It doesn't even fit the situation.

>> No.6636345

>>6636326
>babbys first day on 4 channel

>> No.6636368

>>6636196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhh3Tk71P3U&list=PLAmnAMFw39veDEowlayURICRRjgjhNA81&index=30

This is the biggest Golden Corral horror story I've ever seen.
Seriously, wtf.

>> No.6636378

>>6636368
LOLOLOL.....that's not at all what I meant to post. I don't know what's going on with my computer. But hey, watch it anyway.

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>>6636345
>calling out anon for not knowing copypasta
>IM the new guy

how does that work

>> No.6636383

>>6636378
>>6636368
wtf m8. Why is this even on your clipboard

>> No.6636385

>>6636378
>>6636368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj0fn8coTGw

Okay THIS is the biggest Golden Corral horror story I've ever seen.

>> No.6636398

>>6636382
Hey guys? Usually I just lay on my back and masturbate with two fingers massaging my dick, but in this instance I noticed a bottle of baby oil I had lying around for non masturbatory reasons.On a whim I stood up and jerked it the way I've seen in porn.When I came just a few minutes ago I went deaf, lost my balance and nearly fell, got a mild headache, my entire body nearly went limp, and I felt as fatigued as the second night of a tough hiking trip. Oh, and I came buckets.

That's when I realized how many newfags are here.

>> No.6636400

>>6636382
Getting BTFO over nothing is newfag behavior. No matter the angle it has already been done and keeps happening.

>> No.6636412

>>6636400
Do you know what BTFO means or how it's used?

We can't call newfags out anymore guys. Pack it up. Let's go home.

>> No.6636429

>>6636385

They're trying to entice the white trash to come there, so they can bring a better class of people to their restaurants.

>> No.6636430

>>6636412
>>6636382
> deflecting this hard
Protip: the Trebek comment is pasta too

>> No.6636446

>>6636385
>Golden Corral
>failed comedian

rarely have I seen a man closer to suicide

he's a total shitlord, too, he must know what he's doing is evil beyond belief

>> No.6636458

>>6636446
He's doing well with that are you smarter than show

>> No.6636473

>>6636458
That show makes me sad. People are so fucking uneducated and stupid.

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>>6636196
>went to golden corral
>ate a few plates of mediocre food, pic related
>kept my head down
>avoided looking at my surroundings as much as possible
>tried to tune out loud chewing, labored breathing, screaming kids and dindu nuffins
>tried not to think about the atrocities happening in the kitchen

>> No.6636519

>>6636196
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBqmKIh6lTM

I lose my shit every time I watch this video
>ridiculous porno backing music
>S'MORES
>sad man who's year was made by a filthy chocolate germ swasher at a buffet

they must have been high as fuck when they made this

>> No.6636526

>>6636519
>i absolutely love the little strawberry

just that singular strawberry, none of the others.

>> No.6636534

>>6636385

dis nigga stack his plates and everything doe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rx5V0NUXLc#t=546

>> No.6636541

Once, I went to Golden Corral and there was a faggot doing aerobics in the salad.

>> No.6636639

A black guy told me they burnt the grits once and I believed him.

>> No.6636645

>>6636196
Bacon candy. It's on their breakfast buffet. It is huge chunks -- typically packaged as "ends and pieces" in a lot of grocery stores -- in one of the steam trays, cooked until rubbery, stewing in its grease.

>> No.6636649

>>6636196
only thing that comes to mind is from years ago
>visiting family
>they take me out to eat
>go to Golden Corral
>not bad but not somewhere I'd go to often
>food is okay-tier
>during meal waitress (I guess that's what they are) is gathering up plates, bowls, trash from other tables
>puts it all on a tray
>walks by table my family and I are sitting at
>stops
>places tray of trash and dirty dishes on table where we're sitting
>proceeds to clean adjacent table
>walks off leaving trash/dishes where she put them

>> No.6636656

>>6636298
Did /ck/ just make a new copypasta?

>> No.6636663

>>6636656
Learn to use google.

>> No.6636681

>>6636196
I've eaten at one but I did fill out a job application at one about 10 years ago when I was low on cash. Even Golden Corral wouldn't accept me, but I found a job that was better, I only needed it for a few months anyway and fuck all with the psych test crap, I refuse to fill those out or take drug tests. It's not that I do drugs, but I refuse those on principle, it's not some company's business what I do on my own time.

>> No.6636684

>>6636681
... *** never eaten at one ***

>> No.6636715

>>6636215
There's a Korean buffet place in NYC on 32nd bet 5th and Broadway that's breddy good. I used to work on the block so I'd hit the place up a few times a week. It was better than most of the other stuff around that shit area.

Woorijip I think was the name. There are some decent restaurants around there and it's crowded as all fuck on a Friday or Saturday night.

>> No.6636724

>>6636224
I've read about that, not seen it personally but wouldn't be surprised at all if they were true. One of the funniest I think is the little fat kids sticking their hands in the chocolate fountain, it's funny and disgusting at the same time. If I'd have done something like that when I was a kid I would have gotten smacked. A lot of people act as savages these days and there are no repurcussions for it, further some of these so called parents encourige it from their little demon spawn.

>> No.6636760

Posted this in a different thread too, but I like posting it so here it is again. Buffet crab fight:

https://youtu.be/ha0Juif3wXA

Not Golden Corral I have witnessed this behavior over fried shrimp at Ryan's buffet

>> No.6636764 [DELETED] 

>>6636473
There's a certain demographic that's become so lazy that they don't want to know anything more than when their next government check is coming in. Generally we call them niggers.

>> No.6636772 [DELETED] 

>>6636760
I'm surprised that the pan even got placed into the spot. Niggers will attack anything, imagine being the guy who had to put that platter in it's place, maybe it was covered up so the nigs didn't see it first then he got away before the feeding frenzy started.

>> No.6636800

>>6636385
IT'S BRINNER

THAT'S DESSERTIZER

>chocolate wonderballs

what a fucking crazy cringe

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>>6636196
A classmate of mine shit in the urinals at a Golden Corral in Richmond. Mashed potatoes weren't very good.

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>>6636801
Straight out of Southpark, dropping a deuce in a urinal for top kek!

>> No.6636990

Me and my husband actually just got back from there. We hadn't eaten all day and just wanted to go somewhere to eat with a huge selection. I mean, it's good if you're fucking starving but after two plates you feel disgusted with yourself.

>> No.6637010

Went on a trip to Utah or Idaho or somewhere in the vicinity and the Golden Corral was heavenly. Good steaks, fantastic potatoes, and other choices were well above average. The second time I went was one in Orange county. Easily one of the most disappointing times I have eaten outside. Steaks were cooked leather, potatoes were okay, but subpar, and the other dishes were just horrendous. I guess all franchise restaurants heavily depends on where you live.

>> No.6637016

>>6636196

Actually went there for Thanksgiving once. My fiancee and I just didn't have the time to make anything.

It was pretty shit, and all the people there made it really depressing. We spent the whole time talking about how fucking awful it was - and strangely enough, that actually made the experience fun.

>> No.6637025

>>6636990
>feeling disgusted with yourself for eating
You must be a woman.

>> No.6637034

>Go to golden corral sometimes with my family
>Food is aight and I've survived every visit

Don't have to go down that rabbit hole if I don't want to, I guess.

>> No.6637048

>>6636286
>"You are here 4 hour"

So that's where's that from.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glIknPywSmM

>> No.6637067

>>6636286
He died last year at the age of 50.

>> No.6637105

>>6637025
Well yes, but anyone eating that greasy reheated food would.
It's like fucking a fat sloppy whore when you're horny then regretting it after

>> No.6637115

When me and my buddies graduated basic training we all went to golden corral together. I'm pretty sure we each ate at least 10,000 calories. The chocolate fountain was disgusting. Same recycled chocolate with shit floating in it that you know little kids had stuck their nasty hands in. I still dipped pretty much one of every desert item and even some meat in the chocolate fountain and ate it.

If you can go to golden corral without getting sick and dying your immune system is goat.

>> No.6637117

>>6637105
Some people complain a lot about greasy food but I don't have a problem with it. They also have a very low tolerance so food I wouldn't find greasy they think it is sopping in it.

>> No.6638159

>>6637115
Lol bro, I'm a former D-1 rugby player, have abs at 6'4" 240 lbs, worked as a bouncer, and I bench somewhere around 420 lbs. I grew up on base and boxed since I was 8. I've got the quickest hands I've ever seen in person from a non professional fighter, especially at my weight. If my gf wants to talk chit I'll let her do it to a point before pulling her away. If some guy gets in her face? I'm either gonna do the responsible thing and get the bouncer or pick him up and slam his phucking neck into the concrete.

What do you weigh... 190 lbs? Bench maybe 275 lbs? Lol. You have no idea what it's like walking around as big and as strong as someone like me. First of all, 95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded.

Literally the last 3 altercations I've been in with other males ended with me giving them one back hand slap and knocking them to the ground (I'm terrified of hitting most men and either killing them or putting them into a coma)

Any type of altercation, verbal etc. whether it involves girls I know or guys I know just mildly amuse me as I know I can step in and regulate the situation in a split second if things get serious.

Take your tiny, wanna be, hard pretend phaggot ass elsewhere pussy.

>> No.6638326

>>6636760
not really a fight. just the nigger woman and nigger child more aggressive than the rest.

>> No.6638329

>>6637010
>eating in California

>> No.6638782

>>6638326
Agreed. I just said "crab fight" because it's in the title of the youtube video

>> No.6638840

>>6636224
>/o/
Literally didn't know it existed until right now

>> No.6638854

>>6638159
Worst post I've ever read in my life

>> No.6638959

>>6636298
>95% of the other 5% are retarded
i think more than 0.0005% of people are disabled, sir

>> No.6638994

>>6638159
>95% of men walk in fear of you, and 95% of the other 5% of men are just retarded


I know this is copy pasta, but what about the remaining 5% of the original 5%? What about them?

To OP:

I never go into those places unless I'm dragged. Which I was with my ex-fiance's family a few times.

There is one exception, anyway, to them all being crap. There's this outrageous brunch buffet at the Four Seasons, at least in DC. Beyond insane.

http://dc.eater.com/2013/1/29/6488717/a-walk-through-seasons-dcs-most-expensive-brunch#4230396

>> No.6639026

>>6636368
what is this madness

>> No.6639034

>>6639026
Hilarious Thai programming is my guess

>> No.6639067

>>6639034
>>6639026
Thai's aren't such bad programmers, if you want to see the most pathetic of the lame look into indians trying to be developers, they suck so much that they don't know that they suck but because their cheap and easy companies buy into it because for a lot of companies it's cheaper to do a thing over than to do it right in the first place, and that typifies indians.

>> No.6639076

>>6639067
>they suck so much that they don't know that they suck

This, a thousand times, this.

>> No.6639150

>>6636255

>memes and WOW references

It's shit

>> No.6639261

I have never been there personally. but the one I love near always has an amberlamps at it at least once a week if not more.

Although a friend of mine has a story. as they were walking into it a woman came out and promptly started vomiting into the nearby bushes and all over the walkway.

>> No.6639489

>>6639261

That's a general symptom of painful overeating

>> No.6639759

>>6638994
There's a four seasons brunch in Dallas (actually Irving) that is similar. Expensive, but unbelievably good. Plebs just don't understand

>> No.6639773

>>6636215
I go to the chinese buffet often, a couple I frequent that are actually pretty good places. Good for a weekend night of filling up on some sushi and stuff and something from the grill in the place. Don't eat till I'm sick but I never leave unsatisfied unless I came at a terrible time and the food wasn't fresh at all.

>> No.6640604

>>6636298
Nice pasta m8. Its not 8/8 tho.
Still I'm gonna add it to my collection

>> No.6642220

>>6637067
>Pulmonary embolism
not surprised but still rip big boy.

>> No.6642234

>>6636298
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the D-1 rugby school of bouncering, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on fagots, and I have over 300 confirmed bounces. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.6642261

>>6636541
underrated post

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>>6636519
I will never eat anything out of one of those abominations.

>hey I'm pretty sure that some assholes little shit didn't sneeze all over this thing
>hey I'm pretty sure some 500lbs asshole didn't stick their whole fucking arm in this thing and lick the chocolate off of it.
>hey they might have some kind of super filter on the return line of this open air shit catcher

Nah fuck this thing right here

>> No.6642301

>>6636224
Kek please tell the ham beasts story.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DeQccPY2hTE

/fit/ knows this guy very well

>> No.6642342

>>6642301
>boofay
>this level of autism
>"I wana eat junk!"
>beautiful slop
>pile of slop

god I made it to 2:45

>> No.6642363

>>6642342
Haha there are many people like him. This new trend of eating tons crap to get big while working out is very popular.

>> No.6642533

>>6636385
JUST

>> No.6642712

>>6636196

why is Steve brule getting my salad dirty

>> No.6643185

>>6642301
AAAAHH
Who the fuck can possible stand to bring a camera into a restaurant and fucking record themselves eating or doing anything else!? This shit is distressing to me every time I see anything like this.

>> No.6643263

>>6636196
In Southwest Ohio we had some of the worst offenders. In fact these apparently were the origin of a LOT of Golden Corral horror stories.

Dude owned several franchises around Hamilton County and he ran them into the ground. To it's credit GC came in and shut his ass down, closing down those stores and cleaning house.

>> No.6643279

>>6643263
It's been so long ago I don't really remember but I did eat at one of these infamous stores during the early 00's

I do recall how everything just seemed to be barely warm. What turned me off more had nothing to do with cleanliness though.

Like everybody else has said it's just fucking bland. Everything just fits into the category of a 'glutenous blob'. What is it with Americans and being afraid of spices anyway?

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>>6642301

One of the most painful videos I've ever seen. You can tell the guy is more or less joking, but he's also possibly a legitimate retard. I don't know what to think.

>> No.6643566

>>6636385
I hate to admit this but I actually think Jeff Foxworthy is really attractive. I totally enjoyed all that slomo.

>> No.6643582

>>6643489
>image
dude.

>> No.6645455

>>6643185
Haha He's not even putting on an act. He's famous for being a real character.

Watch this if you feel like laughing.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=O1a0bHUM3so