/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6633169]

Breakfast, /ck/; you?

[Anonymous No.6633261]

dat sum OC niqqa?

I made a big Sunday breakfast with waffles, bacon and eggs but ended up eating a single fried egg on multigrain pullman loaf and cheddar cheese

>37- kcal
>losing weight and all that

[Anonymous No.6633271]

>>6633169
>Smoking

[Anonymous No.6633282]

>>6633271
>portable butt container

oh god the fedora is strong with this one.

[Anonymous No.6633287]

>>6633282
>not littering
>must be a fedoralord

Quoi?

[Anonymous No.6633360]

>>6633271
>not smoking

[Anonymous No.6633467]

>>6633169
how much pack of those costs?

[Anonymous No.6633502]

>>6633169
>b&h cigarettes
lmao fucking goy!

[Anonymous No.6633506]

>>6633287
I litter. I live in a city, who gives a fuck? If I were in a park or somewhere that wasn't pavement for miles and miles around me then I wouldn't, but I don't so I do.

[Anonymous No.6633582]

>>6633467
In Ontario? About $11.00.

[Anonymous No.6633588]

>>6633506
Careful not to cut yourself on all those edges, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.6633608]

>>6633582
807 here bro.

> Dat cheap rez carton for $50.

[Anonymous No.6633621]

>>6633582
i buy camels from chink cornerstore for 10.35

[Anonymous No.6633691]

>>6633360

how is it literally destroying your sense of taste and smell?

[Anonymous No.6633986]

A shitty picture for a shitty meal.

[Anonymous No.6634002]

>>6633282
Those butt containers are good for outdoors because sometimes wind happens.

>thread topic
oats with a banana and chia seeds again.

[Anonymous No.6634003]

>>6633169
that's too much butter for two slices of toast. what the hell are you doing, anon?

[Anonymous No.6634010]

>>6633169
>cheese and cigarettes
you forgot the quart of milk

[Anonymous No.6634013]

>>6634003
that's not butter, that's sliced cheddar cheese.
at least 20 oz of sliced cheddar cheese by my estimate.
2200 calories worth of cheddar cheese.
a full days worth of nutrition just from cheese.

[Anonymous No.6634019]

>>6634013
>20oz
That looks like about 8oz at most. Which is still too much, but cool it, chief

[Anonymous No.6634024]

>>6634019
nope. i've been cutting for the past 13 months and have the art of eye-balling the weight of cheese down to an exact science. that pile is at least 20oz. depending on how many pieces are buried under that big slice on the center left of the plate it could easily be 24 oz.

[Anonymous No.6634083]

lousy thread, OP. get out of /ck/

[Anonymous No.6634423]

A cup of green tea (fasting for a week).

[Anonymous No.6634753]

>>6634010
I don't know why, but this post made me burst out laughing.

[Anonymous No.6634759]

>>6633169
>pile of cheddar(?)
>toast with butter
>ciggarettes
>tea

what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.6634767]

>>6634759
>canadian cuisine

[Anonymous No.6634771]

>>6634767
I honestly wouldn't be disgusted if the pile of cheddar wasn't THAT fucking big. holy shit.

[Anonymous No.6634782]

>>6633169

Bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a fruit salad with some sweet rum sauce my mom made yesterday.

[Anonymous No.6634791]

>>6633169
>smoking while eating

[Anonymous No.6634808]

>>6633169

A buttered crumpet, a pot of rachel's raspberry yoghurt, a gala apple and some lemonade.

[Anonymous No.6634826]

Two frozen cookie dough pop tarts, 80g of cantaloupe and black coffee.

[Anonymous No.6634859]

>>6633506
genuine cocksucker/10

[Anonymous No.6634862]

[Anonymous No.6634869]

>>6634862
>toast so buttered it's soggy
>undercooked shitty cuts of bacon
>eggs drenched in tabasco sauce

Literally worse than OP / 10.

[Anonymous No.6634870]

>>6634862
fat/10

Poorly executed, but would eat hungover with a j

[Anonymous No.6634873]

I'm probably gonna fry up some bacon, eggs, and a piece of toast. (it is already 11, I thought I was gonna work out but I guess I'll do it in the evening)

By the way, any tips to make something like hash browns that won't be super consuming? As far as full sized skillets go, I only have room for my teflon which I use for eggs and sticky things, and my cast iron which usually reserves for bacon. I picked up potatoes to use and realized that the bacon takes the longest to cook, and consequently leaves me no time to make hash browns unless I want to let my food get cold.

Just make it in my teflon I guess?

[Anonymous No.6634874]

>>6634024
>I have the art of eye-balling the weight of cheese down to an exact science

>art
>science


whatever you say, captain

[Anonymous No.6634875]

i had a biscuit w sausage gravy on it from some cafeteria at work. it was 2 bucks. now i'm drinking a beer cause i'm hungover

[Anonymous No.6634881]

[Anonymous No.6634882]

>>6634862
>that bacon
you fucking cretin

[Anonymous No.6634896]

>>6633986
>fruitcake, golden kiwi, yogurt and coffee
Seems alright, too sweet though.

[Anonymous No.6634959]

>>6634882
Cut him some slack, he might be American.

I remember when I first started dating my American now-wife. She had literally never even heard of pemeal bacon, and neither had her entire family, relatives, friends, etc. American bacon is only those stupid little strips of fat.

[Anonymous No.6635189]

>>6633691
>this is what anti-smoking circlejerkers actually believe

[Anonymous No.6635195]

>>6634862
>eggs drenched in franks red hot
>can't handle real hot sauce

[Anonymous No.6635209]

>>6634874
don't under estimate the OCD driven calorie counting powers of a former fattie. a full ounce of cheese is ALOT smaller than you'd normally think. that's why cheese is considered calorically dense food.

[Anonymous No.6635268]

>>6633282
>just throwing your butts anywhere

It's like you want to burn your house down.

[Anonymous No.6635296]

>>6633506
lol fuck you

[Anonymous No.6635308]

>>6634024
Shut the fuck up you stupid fat Ameriyank dumbass dickhead.

That is not 566g of cheese unless your fatvision is imagining extra food that doesn;t exist. I cannot believe you are so stupid you think there is more cheese than this block on this plate. How are you so stupid?

[Anonymous No.6635349]

>>6633169
Day off so plenty of time.
I had poached eggs on toast with two sausages, loads of natural yogurt with grapes, four slices of toast with honey, smoked salmon steaks with a mustard sauce and boiled eggs. An apple. Washed it down with a pint of fresh orange juice and a pot of tea. And a glass of ice cold water.

I had that about 8am and it's lasted me all day. It's just gone 21.30, so I might eat something now.

[Anonymous No.6635392]

>>6635308
that isn't a very big block. 500g would meat that block is only 4"x1". there's clearly ALOT more on that plate.
also why u so mad? upset someone is pointing out how disgusting your block of cheese eating habit is?

[Anonymous No.6635422]

>>6635308
>Shut the fuck up you stupid fat Ameriyank dumbass dickhead.


you mad

you mad bro ???

[Anonymous No.6635425]

>>6635392
I'm not even the OP.

>mfw a literal amerilard tries to call me fat because he went from 716lbs to 704lbs
>mfw a literal amerilard only uses two dimensions for a cuboid

I don't even see any point to this discussion because you're demonstrably wrong. When OP appears he will tell you that he did not slice an entire block of cheese into a sandwich. That and probably 99% of the sight able population could tell you the same.

[Anonymous No.6635438]

>Eating breakfast

Good goy.

[Anonymous No.6635472]

>>6635425
have you ever taken the time to measure a slice of cheese on a digital scale? well? there's a fucking SLICE OF BREAD on the plate you can clearly use for scale. those slices are easily 2 oz's each. and there's at least 10 of them clearly visible. OP clearly DID slice a whole block of cheese onto his plate. stay mad, europleb.

[Anonymous No.6635501]

>>6635472
do you see this? there is no way one of those fucking slices is as big as two of these. There's no way that's anywhere near 20oz of cheese and you are genuinely fucking retarded

>select all fuckheads

[Anonymous No.6635517]

>>6635501
>no slice of bread for size scale

try harder europleb. also your 1oz slices aren't as wide as OPs. and there are 14 visible slices, with more buried under the pile. 20oz is ALOT closer than your guess of 8oz. stay fat cheesemuncher

[Anonymous No.6635657]

Spam and egg.

[Anonymous No.6635663]

>>6635657

that looks really good

[Anonymous No.6635696]

>>6633169
>cancerat30.jpg

[Anonymous No.6635761]

>>6635696
Explain 90 year old smokers.

[Anonymous No.6635768]

>>6634959
i just mean it doesn't look like it was cooked right. I mean maybe it tasted just fine, but after I learned to cook bacon in the oven my shit comes out looking perfect every time

[Anonymous No.6635799]

>>6635349
Holy hell. Are you a snake man that eats one daily meal?

[Anonymous No.6635829]

>>6635761
During their youth they worked hard labor intensive jobs that got their blood flowing, and smoking was not their only source of nutrition. While their performance was impaired, it was still considered normal.


They also consumed more home cooked meals that provided a very hearty nutritional profile because their youth was not as plagued with extremely processed, low nutrition foods than what we got these days.

Smoking did cause lasting damage to their bodies on their own, mainly cardiovascular and nervous system damage which they offset by live-or-die medication in their sunset years, plagued by pains they consider normal age degeneration.

The cancer portion of the plat is Coffee+Smokes+CHEESE+White Bread on a plate of a person that most likely won't do intensive labor.

That liver is gonna plug up.

[Anonymous No.6635890]

>>6635761
Do you have zero idea what a sample size is

[Anonymous No.6635918]

Days off breakfasts be like..

[Anonymous No.6635955]

>>6635918
Enjoy your chickonella.

[Borneo No.6635970]

>>6635918
the bottom one looks like a fat goldfish

[Anonymous No.6635983]

[Anonymous No.6635986]

>>6635918

looks num nums

[Anonymous No.6635993]

>>6635517
You are replying to multiple people and assuming we are all one because you're so fucking fat and dumb.

>a full ounce of cheese is ALOT smaller than you'd normally think. that's why cheese is considered calorically dense food.

Is the STUPIDEST shit I've ever read. One day there will be a war and instead of a corrupt government, you will be given 18th century education and learn the basics of nutrition.

Cheese is calorically dense because it is high in fat which is 9kcal/g. FUCK man you are the dumbest fucking idiot in the world I swear you must wake up in the morning like "well boy howdy patnuh what are these them there here flippadips on my stumps?" while saluting the flag and eating your daily rations of corn.

I can't even begin to express how stupid EVERYTHING YOU SAY is. It's like every time you post you drink your fluoridated water to make sure you say something extra extra dumb.

I literally cannot believe you think this guy ate more than a whole block of cheese cut into a sandwich for breakfast. Maybe this is americlap humour and I'm just not in on the joke, but this is like the Real Madrid of stupidity.

If you don't stop posting I will have your bed crane operator put the laptop on the floor so you can't reach it anymore.

>>6635761
And then there's this guy

[Anonymous No.6635998]

>>6635993
mad

[Anonymous No.6636000]

trips

[Anonymous No.6636015]

>>6636000
I want scriptbabbies to leave.

[Anonymous No.6636016]

5 egg omelette with a pack of smoked salmon and 500g of Greek yoghurt with 2tsp honey and a crumbled digestive biscuit stirred in.

Man, I love bulking

[Anonymous No.6636685]

>>6636016
Sounds awful.