food gore thread?

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Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:17:42 2015 No.6624823 [Reply] [Original]

food gore thread?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:20:08 2015 No.6624827 File: 799 KB, 2448x3264, 1429824079325.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6624823

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:21:59 2015 No.6624833 File: 378 KB, 1958x1219, 1429762644489.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6624827

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:34:04 2015 No.6624879 File: 9 KB, 189x266, 1432247683559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6624837

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:35:18 2015 No.6624883 >>6624837 almost gagged

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 20:45:36 2015 No.6624909 File: 2.76 MB, 1280x720, cucksalsa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6624837 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:02:11 2015 No.6624942 >>6624827 >>6624833 What even the fuck am I looking at?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:03:16 2015 No.6624944 >>6624909 I am physically ill.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:07:11 2015 No.6624949 >>6624909 https://youtu.be/eO6e5k6Vvnc?t=4m35s

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:14:25 2015 No.6624964 >>6624949 Christ that is horrifying. Are there any more disasters like this from this guy? Browsing his channel, it just looks like he mostly does reviews of As Seen On TV bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:15:11 2015 No.6624967 >>6624949 >>6624964 Shilling with Cuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:17:04 2015 No.6624969 File: 864 KB, 1844x2316, jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6624964 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQOnMVnstfE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:18:24 2015 No.6624971 File: 17 KB, 216x209, 1423449319224.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6624909 >watery slo-mo at the beginning every. single. time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:21:03 2015 No.6624974 >>6624949 >that raw ass chicken fucking gross

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:26:05 2015 No.6624983 >>6624833 Holy shit this is one of my posts from facebook

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:27:32 2015 No.6624990
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>>6624969
THXM8

In return, have a tumblr of photos posted by unskilled bitches claiming to be "#wifeymaterial"

http://hashtagwifeymaterial.tumblr.com/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:32:13 2015 No.6624996 File: 77 KB, 610x458, 20140306-shooter-sandwich-steak-mushroom-46-small.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6624942 First one was once a shooter's sandwich, a compressed loaf stuffed with steak and mushrooms.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:32:42 2015 No.6624999 >>6624996 It's like a pleb version of beef wellington.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:35:28 2015 No.6625004 File: 204 KB, 1024x683, 1420082388199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6624827 I bet they were trying to make a squashed sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:37:37 2015 No.6625007 >>6624999 Is that a bad thing? Sometimes a man don't want no damn beef wellington.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:39:25 2015 No.6625009 >>6625007 There has literally never been a moment in my life during which I didn't want a beef wellington.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:45:32 2015 No.6625020 >>6625004 That looks like a diseased vagina.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:46:12 2015 No.6625021 >>6625009 Yea, nah. I couldn't eat the same thing every damn day.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:46:40 2015 No.6625022 >>6625007 It's a pleb version that requires more effort. In order to flatten it, you have to leave it under a stack of books or something overnight.Plus it's served at room temperature.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:49:59 2015 No.6625028 >>6625021 Who the fuck eats beef wellington so often they have the chance to get tired of it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:52:08 2015 No.6625033 >>6625028 I mean he said there isn't a time he doesn't want beef wellington. I dunno about you, but I eat whatever I want to eat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:52:42 2015 No.6625035 >>6625033 He was I, and you seem kind of simple.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:55:10 2015 No.6625042 >>6625033 >but I eat whatever I want to eat. damn we got a badass here

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:55:50 2015 No.6625044 >>6625035 I am a simple person. If I wanna eat something, I eat it. Wellington isn't that expensive to make anyway. $50 or so, but you could eat that shit from morning to night for two days straight before needing to make another.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:56:21 2015 No.6625045 >>6625044 Some of us have jobs.

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 21:59:35 2015 No.6625053

>>6625045
Yeah? You can't spend an hour after work prepping food for two days? I mean it's another hour or so to cook, but like, you can go do other shit.

I mean if you're working full time and college full time, it might be tough, but I assure you once college is done, even working 60 hours a week, there's plenty of time to cook.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:00:18 2015 No.6625056 >>6625053 But I don't have hands.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:06:56 2015 No.6625065 File: 67 KB, 606x496, 1433274089466.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6625056

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:14:19 2015 No.6625083 >>6624969 >This is... Cool Whip. I don't recommend using a... an imitation. Use real Cool Whip. Real whipped cream. I can't take it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:46:55 2015 No.6625130 i like how this thread transformed into jacks circlejerk

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 22:54:45 2015 No.6625139 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO564sAJmGA King Ja/ck/ being a bitch,asking random people to let him film their food, complaining about why the tourist trap is so expensive and more.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:00:08 2015 No.6625154 puberty jack jr is such a faggot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 23:48:34 2015 No.6625265 File: 1.18 MB, 802x823, deadinside.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6625139 >>6625154 that fucking face paint, what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:09:04 2015 No.6625294 >>6624990 half the pictures on that tumblr are not that bad, whoever made it is just an asshole that nitpicks people's photos

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:22:45 2015 No.6625317 >>6624996 >>6625004 It was. The story was that they were too lazy to weigh it down and wait, so they drove over it with a car.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:24:31 2015 No.6625318 >>6625139 I'm in his Part 1 video for a brief second. >Jack complained because he was too fat for car seats, and couldn't find the seatbelt. The only reason I remember this asshole was because he screamed about it the whole time.

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Anonymous Fri Jun 26 00:28:24 2015 No.6625325

>>6625265
>"I had a wife. Who was beautiful. Like you. Who tells me, I ought to smile more, who gets in deep with the sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. All I want to do is see her smile. I want her to no i dont care about the scars. So one night, i put some razors in my mouth and do this *chews* to my self. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now i see the funny side. Now im always smiling!"

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:15:50 2015 No.6625428
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>>6625294
If you take an embarrassing photo of your shitty cooking, why would you share it with your name on it and hashtag it for the world to find?

The only answer is that you are so awful at both cooking and photography that you are blind to how bad your post is. We already mock and judge people for text shitposts, why not foodpic shitposts?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:17:06 2015 No.6625430 >>6625321 where do you people even find images like this

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:22:59 2015 No.6625443 >>6625430 sure is summer in here

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 01:52:59 2015 No.6625516 >>6624823 >>6624833 >living like this I am so sorry. I am so very, very sorry.

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 02:02:39 2015 No.6625532 [DELETED]

>>6625428
I get what you're saying completely, I'm just saying most of the posts on their are from regular people. Not fucking photographers who no about lighting or angles and were probably not embarrassed at all by their shit photos. It's also a single person running the tumblr, so it's an autist poking fun at people while being an autist, how can you defend that? Come on now

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 02:02:42 2015 No.6625533 >>6625265 >Goes to a restraunt >Like that I fucking hate jack and everything to do with him

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 02:08:24 2015 No.6625543 >>6625265 >>6625533 they're at a fucking amusement park you dumb fucks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 02:12:03 2015 No.6625547 >>6625265 >>6625533 their at a fucking amusement park you dumb fucks

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 02:46:22 2015 No.6625601

>>6625543
>>6625547
What kind of autismo goes to a fucking amusement park and instead of getting a normal-ass face paint job gets some wannabe Joker knockoff bullshit with eyes painted on his eyelids?

His father has no sense of aesthetics and apparently that shit is inheritable.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 03:14:14 2015 No.6625626 >>6625601 You're asking this of the guy who made that fucking party salad?

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 03:19:04 2015 No.6625627

>>6625532
>>>6625428
>I get what you're saying completely, I'm just saying most of the posts on their are from regular people. Not fucking photographers who no about lighting or angles and were probably not embarrassed at all by their shit photos. It's also a single person running the tumblr, so it's an autist poking fun at people while being an autist, how can you defend that? Come on now

AESTHETICS ARE EVERYTHING, HEDONIC EXPERIENCE IS NOTHING.
YOU DELETED YOUR POST BECAUSE YOU KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 03:20:58 2015 No.6625628 the wife seems totally separated from Jacks retarded bullshit and is probably fucking some tall skinny black guy that is 53 years old and has a long penis and a thin mustache

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 03:24:36 2015 No.6625636 File: 2.84 MB, 419x313, jew-rub-hands.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6625628 >some tall skinny black guy that is 53 years old and has a long penis and a thin mustache That is an oddly specific cuck fantasy you've got there...

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 07:35:02 2015 No.6625886 >>6624969 britbong here. Yorkshire puddings are supposed to rise these look like biscuits (the english kind not murrican ones)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 07:37:27 2015 No.6625887 >>6625886 Holy shit. I just watched that video. Not even a bong, but that fucking pissed me off. How do you land that far off the mark?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 07:47:26 2015 No.6625895 File: 308 KB, 1279x1706, 1435165892834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 07:48:29 2015 No.6625897 File: 60 KB, 641x355, omelette.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6625895

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 07:50:57 2015 No.6625899 File: 1.14 MB, 720x960, wat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6625897

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 07:54:52 2015 No.6625904 File: 750 KB, 634x605, 1434307943540.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6624837

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 08:00:08 2015 No.6625907 >>6625904 thats a new one

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 08:06:31 2015 No.6625913 >>6625895 doug funnie, you're terrible

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 08:59:12 2015 No.6625974 >>6625887 retardation probably

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 09:11:11 2015 No.6625983 File: 275 KB, 1167x916, sadfood.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] No one has posted my favorite yet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 09:15:20 2015 No.6625986 >>6625321 Sweet Christ Almighty that's a roasted human being.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 09:19:18 2015 No.6625988 File: 97 KB, 500x500, 1431609914301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 09:25:05 2015 No.6625991 >>6625983 This looks pretty alright, jello and mashed potatoes, I dig it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 09:56:19 2015 No.6626039 File: 354 KB, 240x200, 1432608664181.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6625988

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 10:03:13 2015 No.6626050 https://youtu.be/J47pL_BW8TQ?t=661 nothing wrong with tartare, just don't call it rare you fat stupid fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 11:30:05 2015 No.6626185 >>6624909 >That rectal blow-out moment >slow mo

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 11:36:23 2015 No.6626203 >>6625887 dunno but its that bad that comments are disabled for his videos. probably because he is disabled

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 11:41:18 2015 No.6626216 >>6625983 It looks pretty though (remove the lemon). It seems like some food for a MMORPG.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 11:44:01 2015 No.6626217 >>6625681 "behead after eating" Couldn't agree more.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 11:49:44 2015 No.6626226 File: 1.92 MB, 1492x1038, oyvey.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rum4kWVa3oc >"youre retarded"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 13:00:13 2015 No.6626398 >>6625983 Id eat this if i just lost my wisdom teeth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 13:03:56 2015 No.6626412 >>6626226 at 7:13, if anyone's wondering Here, have some white trash eating trash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bLGDGKk-rk

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 13:33:20 2015 No.6626468 File: 833 KB, 700x1491, Hansicle-TSWA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6625988

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 13:51:59 2015 No.6626514 >>6626226 >"youre retarded" s-sorry

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 13:54:19 2015 No.6626519 What's the gayest thing you can cook

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 13:56:29 2015 No.6626522 >>6626519 beets

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 13:57:34 2015 No.6626526 File: 59 KB, 1040x1300, 5140_042010_rainbow_cake_vert[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6626519 Rainbow layer cake?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:02:24 2015 No.6626539 >>6625899 mmmm quesadilla

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:11:26 2015 No.6626566 >>6626526 The amount of frosting on that thing is obscene.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:12:44 2015 No.6626569 >>6626412 >>6626226 >>6626412 >>6626514 Oh god lol, the look on his face afterwards, SHUT IT DOWN

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:19:02 2015 No.6626577 >>6626522 >>6626526 so i guess I'm making a rainbow layer cake with beets for gay day

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:20:08 2015 No.6626579 >>6626519 chili with beans

>>	Faggot !mcJ6GfvBIc Fri Jun 26 14:20:45 2015 No.6626580 >>6624823 I wonder if she boiled the raw chicken with the noodles. This would make it even worse.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:21:20 2015 No.6626581 >>6625430 >>6625986 It's actually bread.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:25:56 2015 No.6626589 >>6626581 doesnt look like it m8

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:29:33 2015 No.6626600 What does bae stand for. Babe? Baby? Baer? How is it pronounced?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:30:53 2015 No.6626603 >>6626579 yeah you're right, I guess anything Texan will work

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:31:14 2015 No.6626605 >>6626600 The first two, pronounced like 'bay'.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:31:43 2015 No.6626609 >>6626581 that's not bread dude, it's either real or a well made prop. you can see they cut the back rope to cut pieces off to serve already.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:32:15 2015 No.6626612 >>6626605 Do people say that in real life or is it an Internet thing?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:33:47 2015 No.6626617 >>6626612 Black people say it all the time in real life

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:35:48 2015 No.6626622 >>6626617 >black >people

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:36:18 2015 No.6626627 >>6626612 It's a inner city black slang that's been pretty much stolen by white suburban teens, like every other slang word.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:52:29 2015 No.6626694 >>6625443 >/ck/ >summer is that your response to all questions, or?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:53:21 2015 No.6626697 >>6626694 >literally typing like a 14 year old are you going to kill yourself, or?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 15:12:53 2015 No.6626751 >>6626697 >>6626694 stop it guys, this "or" stuff is pretty cringy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 15:13:54 2015 No.6626754 >>6626751 Well, if it's any consolation, I only used it to mock him. It's really an awful way to convey an idea in text.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 15:18:19 2015 No.6626766 >>6626754 I'm going to put it on the pile with "I can't even," "literally," and "can you not?"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 15:26:28 2015 No.6626792 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUPGCWBvY7k

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 15:36:15 2015 No.6626807 >>6626039 Is that the brutal death grindcore guy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 15:39:44 2015 No.6626811 >>6626792 >High-carb, low-fat, good for you! These women will age at three times the normal rate.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 15:40:11 2015 No.6626813 >>6626792 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNgA06xE_Ng >vegans

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 15:46:42 2015 No.6626821 File: 178 KB, 330x319, golden lel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6624969 >Don't use imitation whipped cream, gotta have that REAL Cool Whip I'm fucking dying over here

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 15:49:31 2015 No.6626828 File: 1.47 MB, 1280x1920, 1366571703077.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 15:50:10 2015 No.6626830 >>6626813 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FziZrL7-Kw

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 15:51:14 2015 No.6626833 >>6625321 Holy fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 15:54:26 2015 No.6626838 File: 26 KB, 775x591, 1410858317351.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6626813 >eating the banana peal

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:02:16 2015 No.6626854 >>6626609 check a plate on right, thats a piece of ass

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:05:04 2015 No.6626867 >>6626811 No, they won't.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:06:16 2015 No.6626872 >>6624833 >that random sauce drizzle on the side to try to look fancy I cringe only because I used to do that thinking I was hot shit :/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:07:38 2015 No.6626875 >>6624909 Does this guy just have an aversion to spoons or something? I swear I've never once seen him actually spoon something out of a jar/container.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:10:12 2015 No.6626879 >>6626875 well he is retarded

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:31:58 2015 No.6626923 >>6624969 >Party Cheese Salad is this a thing? theres just a bit of vegetables in it its not a fucking salad what

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:33:15 2015 No.6626930 >>6625681 this dish makes my soul hurt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:34:23 2015 No.6626933 >>6626830 please tell me this is a joke

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:37:10 2015 No.6626942 >>6626792 >1:21 >WA-LA!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:40:18 2015 No.6626947 File: 308 KB, 900x1200, SgHP6EO.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:49:30 2015 No.6626971 File: 1.08 MB, 1280x720, ganache.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:55:54 2015 No.6626983 >>6626939 it took me a minute to figure out what the fuck that was supposed to be that's hilarious

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:57:44 2015 No.6626990 File: 39 KB, 630x270, blackface-public-domain-United-States-Library-of-Congress[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6626939 that's racist

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 17:11:51 2015 No.6627019 >>6626947 Waxed cheese tossed into a food processor?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 17:18:53 2015 No.6627045 >>6627019 More like a boiled sausage in plastic casing

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 17:21:31 2015 No.6627048 >>6627045 ah, yeah

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 17:26:39 2015 No.6627062 >>6626971 Wa la!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 17:36:49 2015 No.6627078 File: 24 KB, 300x300, kittiwat unarrom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6626589 >>6626609 I don't know it looks like something Kittiwat Unarrom would make.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 17:40:25 2015 No.6627084 I don't browse plebbit but a friend linked me to this and I kek'd heartily. http://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/yu0n5/roast_chicken_w_yorkshire_pudding/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 17:45:50 2015 No.6627089 File: 88 KB, 800x448, 99999999999.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6626566 I think it looks perfect

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 18:27:33 2015 No.6627153 >>6624969 that fuckin cheese block thing are there any more essential jack vids

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 18:52:20 2015 No.6627183 File: 1.19 MB, 2204x1840, jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JACKATTAK

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 18:56:50 2015 No.6627188 >>6627084 >with a whole steak hache and blue cheese. It's like hamburgers for grown-ups. Never going back to reddit again. Fuck that place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 18:58:10 2015 No.6627192 >>6627183 please what vid is top right

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 18:59:51 2015 No.6627195 >>6627192 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B09RF0ImYB8

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 19:03:29 2015 No.6627197 >>6627195 >dumping a tub of filling into a frozen pie crust >"it's delicious" this guy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 19:05:55 2015 No.6627199 >>6626939 lost

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 19:08:37 2015 No.6627206 >>6624909 Link to video?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 19:10:50 2015 No.6627210 >>6626813 literally Gorilla-tier diet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 19:20:25 2015 No.6627227 File: 395 KB, 770x653, natural-harvest-a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes-by-fotie-photenhauer-paperback-lulu1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6626519 >>6626522 >>6626526

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 19:21:55 2015 No.6627232 File: 990 KB, 1568x877, 1434518480806.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6626813 id rather be obese than eat like this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 19:27:41 2015 No.6627240 >>6627195 Wow, not making the crust is lazy, but then just using a tub of filling instead of making your own? That's terrible.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 19:31:15 2015 No.6627245 File: 11 KB, 250x242, 1431830476706s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6627206 Football fingerfood >tfw you rewatch his shit so much that you remember titles

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 19:35:57 2015 No.6627254 >>6627245 Taking one for the team, anon. Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 19:36:18 2015 No.6627256 >>6627227 Since when is semen not an animal protein?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 19:42:47 2015 No.6627269 >>6626939 Laughing my ass off at this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 19:47:11 2015 No.6627277 >>6627227 http://cookingwithcum.com/nhsem/macho-mojito/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 19:49:54 2015 No.6627282 >>6626050 jacks lack of knowledge takes me by surprise every time

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 19:56:54 2015 No.6627299 File: 29 KB, 236x236, 1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6626813 >Lettuce belly

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 20:09:33 2015 No.6627335 >>6626226 holy shit his wife hates his guts

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 20:11:01 2015 No.6627339 >>6626519 pan roasted chicken with oven roasted rainbow carrots served with an ice cold mojito

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 20:12:01 2015 No.6627340 >>6626566 yeah it's pretty gross. 70% frosting 30% cake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 20:13:32 2015 No.6627344 >>6626609 no it's bread, promise. I forgot the name of the guy but he makes shit like this all the time. it used to be all over /b/ and they figured out what it was, had links and everything

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 20:25:18 2015 No.6627375 >>6625139 >which way is beignet

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 20:26:53 2015 No.6627377 >>6627375 that moment really rustled my jimmies its BEIGNE YOU FUCKING FAT PIECE OF SHIT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 20:39:51 2015 No.6627410 >>6627195 >Last thing you wanna do is fill your lady up on Valentine's...at least with uh....with uhh..the dinner that you're gonna be cooking. Fucking LOL'D

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 21:11:45 2015 No.6627480 >>6626939 looks like it belongs in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 21:16:23 2015 No.6627488 File: 77 KB, 534x800, effscottfitzgerald.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6626939 Nailed it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 21:19:05 2015 No.6627494 File: 351 KB, 1024x576, hugs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6627480

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 21:41:48 2015 No.6627529 >>6627488 kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 21:59:17 2015 No.6627589 File: 656 KB, 1280x720, pig anus.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6626412 https://youtu.be/MGpIlEFl96Q

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 22:15:59 2015 No.6627635 >>6626830 I don't come here very often, what's wrong with this one? I wouldn't do the tomatoes, but otherwise it seems like it could be alright. I love chickpeas.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 22:22:13 2015 No.6627654 >>6626947 What the fuck is that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 22:38:16 2015 No.6627690 File: 26 KB, 500x339, 1318693200184.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my old roommate used to cook corned beef in a slow cooker still in the plastic, said kept the flavor in

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 22:41:23 2015 No.6627695 >>6627690 sounds like he fucked up one time and left the plastic on, someone called him on it, and then he had to act like that's how he normally makes it. the man is living a lie.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 22:42:39 2015 No.6627698 >>6627690 d...don't you have to open then to get the seasoning packs though?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 22:45:24 2015 No.6627704 File: 1.65 MB, 480x481, 1430424722937.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6627695 >mfw he cuts the bag open and absorbent pad things are cooked into the meat >just scrapes them off

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 22:45:34 2015 No.6627705 >>6627698 open the plastic*

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 22:46:17 2015 No.6627707 >>6627704 >that pads make it juicier

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 22:48:38 2015 No.6627710 >>6627707 fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 23:05:05 2015 No.6627751 File: 37 KB, 600x548, 1401155360730.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6625139 >fucking fat americans

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 23:15:36 2015 No.6627794 >>6626050 >garlic powder absolutelydisgusting.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 23:38:56 2015 No.6627878 I love that Ja/ck/ tried so hard to get his own Food Network show.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 23:44:36 2015 No.6627903 >>6625886 >>6624969 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjPYaiZS8ek

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 23:50:57 2015 No.6627912 File: 30 KB, 500x362, 1429766402465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6627195 Did anyone else see how burnt that pan was when the chicken came out? That cheesecake though, store bought filling? really?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 23:52:57 2015 No.6627916 >>6627878 I would watch this just to see his ass get destroyed by any competent chef.

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 23:55:45 2015 No.6627925

>>6627916
Competent? Hell, I have no training. I have better knife handling skills than he does. I admit when something I try to make doesn't come out, and I sure as hell wouldn't put up videos of trying to cook something for the very first time.

I would get an idea of what to expect before I tried to make something ... like Yorkshire pudding.

But holy FUCK I would destroy him in the kitchen!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 23:57:00 2015 No.6627927 >>6624949 >no attempt to evenly coat the chicken at all >75% completely unseasoned, the rest in giant lumpy spice-tumors >no color whatsoever >practically pink inside I mad

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 23:57:03 2015 No.6627928 >>6625139 2:45 Those teenage girls think he's being a creep. This is priceless!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 23:58:08 2015 No.6627932 >>6627635 He's the villain of /fit/. Weak, smug, vegan, rags on their heroes all the time. I don't really see what's wrong with what he made in that video though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 00:01:40 2015 No.6627941 File: 277 KB, 423x382, noopur.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gafFg7sYeUE I've been rewatching these for years, I still laugh like a lunatic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 00:02:09 2015 No.6627943 >>6627928 >pans past fatty fat fat asses >"Oh, very cool!"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 00:02:29 2015 No.6627944 >>6627925 I still trying to figure how the fuck this guy even has fans in the first place

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 00:03:59 2015 No.6627946 >>6627944 He's like The Yankee Marshall for people on /k/, I guess. But I have to agree: Where do those floods of compliments on some of his videos come from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 00:06:59 2015 No.6627956 >>6627941 I don't get it.

Anonymous Sat Jun 27 00:12:05 2015 No.6627975
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>>6625139
I like how that dumb fuck bitches about the price of Turkey leg when he charges 5 bucks plus who knows what for shipping on his shit sauce i could make 2 gallons of better sauce at home for what he charges

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 00:12:07 2015 No.6627976 Anyone have the link to that Stew guy who made the tater tot casserole or some shit like that? He had tinged glasses and buttoned up all the buttons on his shirt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 00:20:13 2015 No.6627994 >>6624823 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYtscntnlkg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 00:24:14 2015 No.6628001 >>6627195 >regular pie crust for cheesecake

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 00:26:56 2015 No.6628007 >>6627195 >cutting the pie pan >cutting a lop-sided piece well past the center What the ever living fuck! >Eat before you eat. Dude, I've seen your wife. And I see you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 00:28:20 2015 No.6628011 File: 230 KB, 367x330, 1434471098155.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6627994 Holy fuck!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 00:29:21 2015 No.6628012 File: 14 KB, 270x200, Regular+show+is+ok+but+to+say+it+s+better+than+_f0b61c78100e8a75204091070e9e9794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6627994

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 00:29:51 2015 No.6628015 >>6627994 >Greenfield from Finland >Finland who could have guessed?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 00:36:12 2015 No.6628023 >>6627994 Is that tube spam with macaroni and rice?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 00:39:52 2015 No.6628028 >>6627994 How are the finnish still alive?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 00:51:36 2015 No.6628044 >>6625321 relax it's made frm a bread artist

Anonymous Sat Jun 27 00:53:17 2015 No.6628047

>>6627344
Funny how the image search only returns gore and cannibalism links, someone already posted the bread guy and he is proud of his work, youd think he'd take credit for the best thing he'd made right? Until you come up with proof of what you say it's an actual human and your post is discarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 01:02:21 2015 No.6628066 File: 29 KB, 530x360, GetImage.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6628047 take a look at forearm, thats not how wrist looks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 01:14:55 2015 No.6628079 >>6628023 If I recognize that packet correctly, I think the thing at the start is liverwurst. What the fuck though. I'm a fatfuck of a college student and even I can muster real food to eat.

Anonymous Sat Jun 27 01:20:25 2015 No.6628087

>>6628066
Yeah actually it looks pretty legit like they cut right below the wrist, like I said, prove your argument with something besides your opinion or hearsay if you want it to be taken seriously. If it was art the artist would take credit, artists are pathetic and they always take credit.

Anonymous Sat Jun 27 01:34:11 2015 No.6628110

>>6627195

Jesus Christ, how is any of this information even worth conveying?

Does Jack understand that the fundamental purpose of a cooking show is to teach you things?

>buy cheesecake filling and put it inside bought cheesecake crust to make cheesecake
>coat plain chicken in salsa to make "salsa chicken"
>buy bagged salad to make salad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 01:39:20 2015 No.6628126 >>6627195 Sweet God, I had absolutely no idea pre-packaged cheesecake filling was even a thing. I fear for all of mankind.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 02:50:05 2015 No.6628253 >>6627932 >weak He looks stronger than the average dude.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 02:58:13 2015 No.6628269 >>6625139 Pisses me off how confidently he pronounces the French words wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 03:06:02 2015 No.6628279 >>6627339 I hate that the gays stole the Mojito.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 03:08:24 2015 No.6628280 File: 3.31 MB, 3500x2552, CharlesPhoenix[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How come you never Charles Phoenix? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHlSBReeGJ8

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 03:09:17 2015 No.6628281 >>6626813 >four and a half kilos of lettuce fuck me

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 03:20:16 2015 No.6628294 >>6625022 Why is it more "pleb"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 03:25:06 2015 No.6628302 >>6628280 does the cameraman need to pee or something

Anonymous Sat Jun 27 03:32:49 2015 No.6628316

>>6628253
weaker than the average /fit/ rolemodel. if you cant bench at least 315 pounds you are "average".

i can totally see vegetarianism as a form of diet, but veganism would be tough.

i get 92g of protein in a meal without eating a bit of meat, just yogurt and whey. both cow products. veganism is especially though because the best protein you can get is soy based or something like that. im not well versed in that field.

to get real gains, you would need to eat tons of beans and shrooms. there really arent that many high protein options out there for vegans.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 03:52:26 2015 No.6628358 >>6627941 It's an indian thing. The indian kids in my elementary school ate those frequently. Theyre actually pretty good

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 04:02:14 2015 No.6628368 File: 56 KB, 600x450, еда-om-nom-nom-няшка-нямка-162640..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >food gore Google "нямкa", "мaянeзик" or "хpючeвo", and you are set for life

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 04:18:22 2015 No.6628384 >>6628368 Nyamka, mayanezek or zhryuchevo? What are they?

Anonymous Sat Jun 27 04:30:34 2015 No.6628397

>>6628384
Hямкa - something akin to "yummies", cutesy term that dumb females give to culinary horrors they create
Maянeзик - corruption of "Maйoнeз" (mayo). Vital component of Russian food gore. To some Russians, there is no such thing as "too much mayo"
Хpючeвo - comes from the verb "хpюкaть" (to oink, to grunt). It can be used to describe any disgusting-looking food, but it is usually something made by hungry single male out of anything he can find in the fridge, including lots and lots of "мaянeзик".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 07:39:00 2015 No.6628658 >>6628110 who is: Sandra Lee

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 07:44:22 2015 No.6628665 File: 66 KB, 850x565, 1401053376586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6628368 >Your search - хpючeвo - did not match any image results.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 07:45:08 2015 No.6628668 >>6628087 I'm guessing you're like 14 irl.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 08:28:07 2015 No.6628723 >>6626875 I don't want the extra washing.

Anonymous Sat Jun 27 10:27:37 2015 No.6628868

>>6628668
Oh cool, so with the whole internet at your disposal you can not find a single shred of evidence to support your claim and have resorted to insults to save face, awesome. Are you also a pathetic artist too? Did I hit a nerve? Or better yet, do you have an art degree? Pls respond faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 10:43:22 2015 No.6628890 >>6627994 What's with the disgusting plates?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 10:45:43 2015 No.6628897 >>6627994 >pours it onto the pig disgusting plate >pours it back into the pan

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 10:50:35 2015 No.6628906 File: 755 KB, 853x465, warmandwet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >So warm and wet... Oh giggles fattily

Anonymous Sat Jun 27 11:00:35 2015 No.6628924

>>6628047
>>6628087
>Funny how the image search only returns gore and cannibalism links

That's because gorefags posts anything that looks gory, whether it's real or not. The fact that this human bread artist exist and is well known for making stuff similar to this is stronger evidence than the fact that the image is posted on a lot of gore sites. As you said it yourself, prove your argument with something besides your opinion or hearsay.

The burden of proof lies on you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 11:01:46 2015 No.6628928 >>6628294 It's a buzzword that's thrown around as an insult these days.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 11:03:09 2015 No.6628929 >>6628906 What's the video?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 11:08:10 2015 No.6628935 File: 2.10 MB, 1920x1080, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Check out what Ja/ck/ is cooking up today. Remember to buy his HFCS sauces.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 11:22:51 2015 No.6628959 >>6628935 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BJbaQReK30 BEAUTIFUL >that mouth breathing when he seasons the turkey necks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 11:40:23 2015 No.6628998 >>6628929 >>6628906 Yeah, where's the link?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 12:57:45 2015 No.6629152 >>6628028 We are all dead inside, our miserable unlives sustained by our hate of Sweden and Russia.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:10:30 2015 No.6629172 >>6628959 All his meat must taste exactly the fucking same. Always his brand of seasoning and too much BBQ sauce. Will this guy ever try anything new

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:15:41 2015 No.6629184 >>6624823 >Bae What does this even mean?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:22:58 2015 No.6629192 File: 33 KB, 372x376, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6626939

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:23:17 2015 No.6629193 >>6629184 It's a name.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:25:02 2015 No.6629197 >>6629193 What a stupid name for a stupid person.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:25:47 2015 No.6629200 >>6629184 You need to get out more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:26:04 2015 No.6629201 >>6629184 It's a term of endearment used for one's significant other. Like, babe or baby.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:28:20 2015 No.6629204 >>6629200 I'm rarely home. >>6629201 Sounds like something a mentally challenged person would come up with then.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:29:18 2015 No.6629209 >>6629184 A Danish word for "poop".

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:30:21 2015 No.6629214 >>6629204 Welome to 2015, sweetie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:31:59 2015 No.6629219 >>6627994 Does this guy not wash his plates?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:37:19 2015 No.6629234 >>6629204 Socially then. Bae = before anyone else

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:42:14 2015 No.6629243 >>6629234 I'm not american and don't have facebook.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:47:28 2015 No.6629259 >>6629243 Google+? Its a term of endearment mostly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:53:33 2015 No.6629269 >>6626813 >Eats 8 kilos of food SEE GUYS. I CAN TOTALLY GET MY PROTEIN ALLOTMENT N A DAY! Holy shit. How expensive is this diet? If you eat enough brownies you also get a sufficient amount of iron.

Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:57:32 2015 No.6629273
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>>6625139
prnounces beigne as ben-yay. its pronounced how its fucking spelt holy shit this guy needs to kill himself.

baig gne ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:59:40 2015 No.6629276 >>6626807 That, sir, is LA Beast.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 14:00:08 2015 No.6629278 >>6629273 Would you suggest everyone in Louisiana also kill themselves, because that's how everyone says it there.

Anonymous Sat Jun 27 14:04:50 2015 No.6629281
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>>6629278
>Would you suggest everyone in Louisiana also kill themselves, because that's how everyone says it there.
IF IT MEANT THERE WOULDNT BE ANYMORE DESECRATION OF THE FRENCH LANGUAGE THEN YES SEND A FUCKING NUKE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 14:12:40 2015 No.6629298 >>6627183 What video is the parmesan cheese one from? Still fairly new to Ja/ck/

Anonymous Sat Jun 27 14:12:52 2015 No.6629299
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i just witnessed a food gore moment

>friend comes over on lunch break
>wants a quick meal
>hand him a pack of ramen
>he fucking crunches it up in the package
>grabs a bowl of water
>pours the noodles and spice in like cereal
>microwaves it for 5 minutes

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 14:14:09 2015 No.6629302 File: 991 KB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_2015-06-27-14-12-28.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6626526 How about any thing on food networks snap chat app thing I cringe every time I look at the stuff in it

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 14:39:14 2015 No.6629350 >>6626050 >I funderstand it at my local sub store >it goes by banana peppers or pepperchini Nice jack nice

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 15:09:18 2015 No.6629438 >>6629299 nigga watch your mouth that shit taste amazing. Go try it although 5 minutes seems like way too much

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 15:17:20 2015 No.6629464 >>6629281 You need to calm down.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 15:18:32 2015 No.6629468 >>6629299 that does sound gross but it's shitty fucking ramen, it doesnt matter that much. like criticizing someone for choosing inferior Barbecue for their McNuggies instead of Sweet and Sour master race

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 15:41:10 2015 No.6629527 >>6629192 saved

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 16:14:54 2015 No.6629645 >>6625895 >Microsoft... Spoiled my appetite right there.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 16:19:44 2015 No.6629659 >>6629172 one anon actually bought his bbq sauce and he said it tasted like a salty caramel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:36:19 2015 No.6629914 File: 58 KB, 640x480, Russia why.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6628368 >search хpючeвo You were right anon. I don't know why I doubted you, but you were right. >>6628665 You have to use russian google. https://www.google.ru/

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:39:56 2015 No.6629930 File: 77 KB, 255x199, 1427671417866.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6628868

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:51:12 2015 No.6629980 >>6629914 What is this?

Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:52:48 2015 No.6629984

>>6628924
No actually, the burden of proof does not lie on me, you made a claim that cannot be backed with anything but hearsay, I did a bit of research on it even and find nothing that supports your claim. The fact that cannibals exist and are known to eat things similar to this is stronger evidence than the fact that you and some anonymous people had a discussion where you believe this is made by a bread artist who makes things that do not look anywhere as convincing as this and does a completely different style. Does this artist have a website where he advertises his work? You know he does because that's how artists work, so please find where he claims to have made this, seeing it would be the best piece of his work.

The burden of proof lies on you, because without it, you are wrong and everyone that looks at the pic and assumes it is real would be correct.

Faggot !mcJ6GfvBIc Sat Jun 27 17:52:48 2015 No.6629985

>>6629299
This is how I usually make it, I only crumble it a tiny bit and I don't put the spices in before. I microwave for like 3 minutes and then drain some of the water and add the spices. It's not that much different than on the stove. You're just heating the water.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:54:31 2015 No.6629993 >>6629980 kraft dinner

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:56:10 2015 No.6629999 >>6629984 >I'm right and you're wrong because I says so even without anything to back it up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:57:11 2015 No.6630003 >>6629993 What's the blue shit?

Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:57:33 2015 No.6630005
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>>6625321
>>6626581
>>6626609
>>6627344
>>6628047
>>6629984
>>6629999

you faggots suck at "research."

also nice trips, last anon.

"lifesize roast human for an exhibition, made from Latex and cushion foam "

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:58:12 2015 No.6630007 >>6630005 Those are quads.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:58:38 2015 No.6630008 >>6630007 fuck. that's what I meant. 2tired2live, sorry. *quads

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 18:00:02 2015 No.6630014 >>6630005 Lol Im the one who thought it may be real, thank you, I am satisfied knowing the bread faggot was wrong even if I am not right.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 18:01:24 2015 No.6630016 >>33058809

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 18:02:25 2015 No.6630020 >>/fit/>>33058809

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 18:03:50 2015 No.6630023 >>6629980 I have no idea. It was just one of the horrifying images that popped up with I searched хpючeвo.

>>	SadMotherfucker !!bMMLLF4HPrR Sat Jun 27 18:06:12 2015 No.6630026 File: 83 KB, 650x438, lifehackhotdog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6624879

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 18:12:03 2015 No.6630032 File: 71 KB, 873x630, 2NwOqlS.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6630014 kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 18:21:00 2015 No.6630054 >>6630032 nah :^)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 18:21:17 2015 No.6630056 File: 64 KB, 500x380, I think those might be pancakes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6630014 Please stop posting. Your autism is painful to look at. Also here's some more Russian food gore. Courtesy of хpючeвo search.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 18:23:10 2015 No.6630061 >>6624833 Is that ketchup on salmon?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 18:27:18 2015 No.6630069 >>6626947 Is that exploded hot dogs? How the hell did they manage that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 18:27:46 2015 No.6630070 >>6630056 Fucking ihop

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 18:30:05 2015 No.6630073 >>6625020 I'm not particularly surprised that you have no idea what a vagina looks like.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 18:30:07 2015 No.6630074 >>6630061 I think it might be bbq sauce on some kind of breaded chicken cutlet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 18:37:11 2015 No.6630085 File: 1.99 MB, 340x223, brains.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6627195 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B09RF0ImYB8 >Ladies don't watch this, guys only, it's all guy talk!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 18:49:30 2015 No.6630108 >>6629276 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMjgaa5j_LE

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 18:50:54 2015 No.6630113 >>6630026 >>6630026 If you eat that much toothpaste at once you legitimately need to call Poison Control.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 18:57:52 2015 No.6630124 File: 208 KB, 449x384, 199.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6624823 >food gore thread? thats fine, i think i drank too much anyway. time to throw up

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 19:14:30 2015 No.6630165 >>6626792 >fresh mint >its basil

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 19:31:56 2015 No.6630218 >>6627941 Literally nothing wrong with this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 19:36:47 2015 No.6630230 >>6630113 Oh thanks for letting us know.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 19:38:21 2015 No.6630235 >>6630108 the look of pain and regret before he even starts eating.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 20:07:43 2015 No.6630293 File: 956 KB, 1904x3076, 9cuck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Jun 27 20:12:02 2015 No.6630305

>>6630293

I just watched this guy today trying to find a recipe for rice pudding.

I didn't end up using his recipe.

Also what the fuck were you even doing Gordon Ramsay leaving whole cinnamon sticks and vanilla beans and fucking cardamom pods in the finished product jesus christ it's rice pudding I swear to god.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd6W60iW0AM

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 20:13:56 2015 No.6630310 >>6624909 salsa precum

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 20:18:37 2015 No.6630315 >>6630305 He over seasons a lot of his food. You have to remember, he isn't known for being a chef, he is known as a television personality.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 20:20:26 2015 No.6630316 >>6630293 I swear everything he does is essentially >us guys amirite XD Meanwhile he's just lazy and stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 20:21:28 2015 No.6630318 >>6630310 i made a montage of jacks containers prolapse but its over 3mb

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 20:23:54 2015 No.6630326 File: 2.90 MB, 640x480, containersprolapse.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6630318

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 20:32:11 2015 No.6630348 File: 2.84 MB, 1280x720, cooking with jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6630326 >>6630293

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 20:38:21 2015 No.6630366 File: 126 KB, 640x480, OIY0Z.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6627941 Would you like some carbs with those carbs? Still, I'd eat the fuck out of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 20:41:59 2015 No.6630371 >>6627994 This is absolutely pig disgusting. What the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 21:03:02 2015 No.6630402 >>6630326 thank you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 22:32:27 2015 No.6630621 >>6630056 That was here in the states too as a Horton Hears a Who promotion

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 22:36:43 2015 No.6630638 >>6630305 >2015 > being too retarded to remove cinnamon sticks from a desert before eating

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 22:38:59 2015 No.6630645 >>6626050 >says it looks gorgeous before cutting the burger >says Yum before tasting it Even he knows his food tastes like shit so he preemptivly talks it up, fat no talent piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 00:38:36 2015 No.6630870 >>6630645 pink and juicy mmm just beautiful

Anonymous Sun Jun 28 02:32:04 2015 No.6631077

>>6627994
The story I'd heard was that he was a notorious hacker who pissed off Finland so bad that when he got caught they fined the shit out of him. Since he's always poor and will be for the rest of his life paying off all those denbts he had even LESS of a social life if he had one to begin will.

As a result he is slowly losing his mind in an attic somewhere.

Dunno if that's true but you can see him getting crazier and crazier as these go on.

Anonymous Sun Jun 28 02:36:50 2015 No.6631084

>>6630113
It's a little more fucked up than that.

Because of the mint of the toothpaste so much in the mouth would cause a gasping reflex like Japanese wasabe.

With chunks of hot dog in your mouth.

They're trying to troll somebody into choking to death. That's actually kind of clever if not psychopathic.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 03:35:34 2015 No.6631155 File: 55 KB, 480x431, 1388411460152.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 12:03:14 2015 No.6631768 File: 29 KB, 500x202, large.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6631155

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 12:48:17 2015 No.6631853 >>6627994 he makes noises like the lacu pippa guy... anyone find that video, i can't seem to?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 12:56:42 2015 No.6631867 >>6631853 that dude is browsing /int/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 14:35:07 2015 No.6632081 File: 132 KB, 454x964, quick easy and disgusting.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6624823 How about we take a trip down good old fashion american cooking lane?

Anonymous Sun Jun 28 14:38:38 2015 No.6632084
File: 126 KB, 398x1014, mfw saucy dilly dugouts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

These dilly dugouts are great for a buffet! Your guest are sure to be excited at the thought of stuffed pickles filled with frankfurters, onions, mustard, ketchup, Worcestershire sauce, and grated cheese.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 14:41:11 2015 No.6632090 File: 139 KB, 643x951, worst pizza party ever.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Or how about making a good and plenty pizza with the best tasting filling this side of Rome?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 14:49:10 2015 No.6632108 File: 57 KB, 427x483, milk chicken w bananas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Perhaps some Milk Chicken with banana slices on top would be enticing?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 14:49:12 2015 No.6632109 i need a link to that disgusting pasta recipe that uses like a quart of oil

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 14:50:32 2015 No.6632114 File: 72 KB, 413x485, rasin relish.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Raisin relish for your burgers?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 14:56:51 2015 No.6632125 >>6632108 >banana slices instead of jelly beans

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 14:58:06 2015 No.6632126 File: 160 KB, 684x984, plating for a cow on point.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The plating for this one looks lovely.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 14:59:28 2015 No.6632128 File: 72 KB, 479x633, entertaining indeed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You can always arrange your fish and shrimp in a delightful way to entertain your guests.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 15:04:38 2015 No.6632136 File: 359 KB, 285x444, creamed eggs in corned beef crust.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Creamed Eggs in Corned Beef Crust... Good thing there's a sliced egg garnish. Really saves it from looking disgusting, let me tell you.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 15:14:46 2015 No.6632163 >>6632114 >California Raisin Bureau

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 15:20:04 2015 No.6632180 File: 800 KB, 435x866, ham banana roll ups.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bananas wrapped in mustard slathered ham then covered with cheese sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 15:54:57 2015 No.6632281 >>6627941 The way she spreads sandwich filling with her hands is just gross.

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