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The secret ingredient is love

>> No.6622587
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I recognise Lorde but who's the ugly blonde skank?

Food image for relevance.

>> No.6622588

My love juice

>> No.6622592

>>6622587
Looks like tay tay to me

>> No.6622593
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Flaws are okay

>> No.6622598

beauty and the beast

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>>6622592
Google search says you're correct. Well done.

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>>6622580

What's cookin good lookin

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>>6622598
I agree. Taylor is hideous but Lorde absolutely stunning.

10/10. would marry.

>> No.6622618

>>6622615
literally not how she looks

>> No.6622619

>>6622615
The makeup is so thick that you can't know what her face is really like, plus she's so young that it's too early to have any idea whether she's going to age gracefully. Hold off on your marriage proposal, anon.

>> No.6622623

split it open before i put sumthin in it

>> No.6622629
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>>6622587
>ugly blonde skank
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.6622636
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What's shakin, chocolate raisin

https://youtu.be/MvpoiiBW9bc

>> No.6622652
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>>6622615
Lorde isn't even on food network, Tay Tay is the true queen and you know it

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>>6622580
The secret ingredient is canola oil

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>>6622652
A wild challenger appears!

>> No.6622669

>>6622580

I would normally scoff at this thread, but my first love made me chicken parm on valentines day when I was a young lad and it was probably the most enjoyable meal of my life. such a thing might play in because looking back it was probably mediocre.

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>>6622652
Queen of /mu/
Sweet as a chocolate malt

>> No.6622672

>>6622666
w..was that a pokieman reference?

>> No.6622675

>>6622666
And now I am instantly hard.

Good Satanic trips too.

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>>6622672
I dunno. Probably.

>> No.6622680

>>6622652
fuck i want her to whip my cream

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>>6622676
What's up, buttercup

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>>6622675
>Good Satanic trips too.
Thanx. I baked them myself from scratch!

>> No.6622702

>>6622611
looks like a waste of money

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>>6622702
The love is always free bby

>> No.6622713

>>6622666
>>6622676
>>6622695
She's honestly such a beautiful woman.

It's just a shame I've seen her do a lot of nasty stuff that wasn't the least bit titillating. It's hard to forget that baggage.

>> No.6622722

>>6622580
>The secret ingredient is MSG
Fixed.

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>>6622713
She could have been anything she wanted to be. Instead she licked semen off toilet bowls. :(

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>>6622722
Secret msg huh?
143?!?!

>> No.6622737

>>6622730
Wasted potential makes me rock-hard.

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>>6622737
Why no forever?

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>>6622737
I agree. It makes me cum buckets.
>and that's why i don't need feminism in my life

>>6622749
wut.

>> No.6622764

>>6622732
That look on her face. You can actually see her wondering what will happen to her career post-Harry Potter.

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>>6622760
The reference isn't that obscure, is it?

>> No.6622772

>>6622764
See
>>6622598

>> No.6622790

>>6622615
ribbit

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>>6622760
There's nothing wrong with 4th wave feminism

https://youtu.be/Lrdn4lazVBc

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>>6622793
six minutes in and i'm fully erect.

10/10. saved to fap folder.

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>>6622793
>implying

>> No.6622832

>>6622830
4th wave > 3rd wave
It's like things are getting back on track with normality.

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>>6622666
>jew/wop
>a challenge to tay tay

>> No.6622999

>>6622587
Go fucking die in the most horrible way you can think of for yourself.

>> No.6623005

>>6622999
AIDS from unprotected sex with Tay Tay?

>> No.6623027

>>6622695
>can cook
>would let you violate her in ways most women shudder at the thought of

literally the perfect wife

>> No.6623035

>>6623027
haha, i have a stomach and penis too! thumbs up!

>> No.6623041

>>6623035
Spotted the prudish girl who can't cook.

>> No.6623048

>>6623041
>6 foot tall german with beard and big scar on my face from fighting
i baked cookies and made lentil curry with cornbread last night

>> No.6623092

>>6623041
Spotted the weird lonely sperg who has never interacted with a woman he wasn't related to

>> No.6623103

>>6623092
I'm interacting with you aren't I?

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>>6622580
Girls can't love other girls!

>> No.6623117

>>6623103
And yet for the second time you've gotten someone's gender wrong. What's causing this, I wonder.

Maybe it's time you hired a hooker, it might fix whatever is wrong with you. But probably that's being too optimistic.

>> No.6623126

>>6623117
> I'm a man
I'm a cat!

>> No.6623183

>>6623126
Oh, a furfag on top of all the rest.

I feel sorry for your parents.

>> No.6623206

>>6622587

Fuck off outta here.

>> No.6623217

>>6623183
> I believe everything that anonymous people say and make up stories about the things that they don't say
I'll bet you also believe that Taylor Swift is attractive because other say that she is.
Lorde > baboon's butt > tay tay

>> No.6623234

>>6623217
Yes, we know, you're a creepy loser who cares way too much about celebrities.

You going to role play a bit now, perhaps? Pretend you're one of these two females in their posed twitter picture set up by their entertainment industry handlers? No doubt you would enjoy it if you imagined me to be the other female and you could pretend we were engaged in a disagreement over who was the more attractive. You're probably imagining the fight in your head, right now, while smiling and nodding.

>> No.6623237

>>6623116
>Girls can't love other girls!
>posts girl who loves another girl

>> No.6623238

Lorde is queen of pop

Taylor... lol

>> No.6623244

No bitch it's thyme, salvia, basil and rosemary.

>> No.6623315

>>6623238
We can't all have good taste I guess

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>>6623234
O_o

>> No.6623400

>>6622580

>implying females have the capacity for love

>> No.6623409

>>6623237
Man. You really missed the joke hard.

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Just came here to post this....

>> No.6623424

>>6623420
Dear god she's hideous

>> No.6623447

YAYAYA

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>>6623420
Hi !

>> No.6623451

>>6623420
7 years on Voyager and Janeway never promoted him.

>> No.6623460

>>6623420
o i am laffin

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Is this a starbucks cup?

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>>6622663

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>>6622732

>> No.6623495

>>6623484
Like :-)

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>>6622615
Super hot 10/10 ideal mate

>> No.6623664

>>6622580
>>6622587
>>6622580
To be honest they're both ugly skanks.

>> No.6623664,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>6623664
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