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>"Pork belly Banh Mi Deconstructed pot du crème"
>"Avocado, house-made sriracha-foam, cuck oil, TeeTee Farm's vegan massaged eggs"

Does anyone else fucking despise how restaurants describe their dishes? Not even a pleb, but even more mid to low-tier places are starting to do this.

Just fucking explain what the dish is without an effulgence of meme-words and fedora clauses

>> No.6619338

No, I enjoy reading ridiculous restaurant menus.

>> No.6619348
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6619348

>>6619324
What I hate is those shitty one-off fast food places where you have to say an absolutely retarded name for something simple, and if you say the simple name they give you shit for it.
>Having to say something stupid like "big slammer extra rad" instead of "cheeseburger with extra cheese"

>> No.6619351

>>6619348
This is the reason I've never had a rooty tooty fresh and fruity or a moons over my hammy at ihop

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>>6619351
>not ordering your rooty tooty fresh and fruit with extra tooti fruits
>not having a hammy wammy fresh and spammy as your side
>not ordering the coco lime sunsplash to drink
>not smother your tooty cakes in boysenberry syrup

i shiggy diggy

>> No.6619622

>>6619324
wtf are u even talking about OP