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What does /ck/ normally order at chipotle?

>> No.6619197

>>6619190
I get the cheese quesadilla.

>> No.6619202

>burrito
>white rice, black beans
>carnitas
>pico and hot salsa
>cheese and lechuga

>> No.6619213

there are better burrito joints.

>barely any veggies
>rice is not seasoned
>beans are not seasoned or refried
>guac is extra
>they doen't even cook the burrito, half the thing is cold

>> No.6619219

>>6619213
This has been thoroughly discussed in other threads. I was asking what you normally get there.

>> No.6619390

Just got me some chipotle. Steak burrito with all the fixins minus guac (fuck paying extra for that shit).

>> No.6619430

I get the barbacoa no sour cream extra veggies and then wait until they're nearly done to say something to them in Spanish and watch them look all surprised and embarassed that I was listening to them talk shit.

then I throw a ten spot on the counter, spin around 540 and strut out like chingaaadddddaaaaaaaaaaaa bitches

>> No.6619453

>Burrito
>black beans
>barbacoa
>brown rice
>cheese
>sour cream
>guac
>salsa roja

that salsa gives me fire shits but it's worth it

>> No.6619460

>>6619190
Posting spammers should be an instant ban even if you don't link directly to the video

>> No.6619523

>>6619460

JoeJoe is not a spammer and you are a giant poopyhead for suggesting such DIAF

>> No.6619839

>>6619460
I'm not sure what you're on about. The OP was just asking what people get from chipotle.

>> No.6619867

Your mom's pussy juice in a 16 Oz cup.

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>chiken
>brown rice
>both beans
>fajita vegetables
>mild and hot salsa

bretty gud

>> No.6619934

White rice in a bowl with steak and pinto beans w/ guac and cheese. Used to work there. Fuck I miss eating there im so poor & hungry

>> No.6620030

>>6619934
Did you get free guac if you worked there?

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>>6619190
A burrito entirely filled with guacamole.

>> No.6620056

white tortilla
black beans and pinto beans mixed
brown rice
chicken or steak
the hottest sauce they have
cheese
corn
sour cream
guac

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>>6619190
Why are Joey threads banned, exactly?

>> No.6620156

Is this the hidden joey thread
WHY CAN HE NEVER TAKE A BITE WITHOUT GETTING SHIT ALL OVER HIS MOUTH

>> No.6620158

My money back

>> No.6620172

I've never been to a chipotle

>> No.6620265

what ever happened to that female broey making the animation? is she still working on it or has it all been forgotten?

>> No.6620272

>>6620265
lost cause just like crowd surfing his trip to Alinea

>> No.6620365

>>6620135
Because mods=fags.

>> No.6620386

>>6619190
Nothing because i live in texas and can get good mexican food

>> No.6620414

>>6619202
Shame they don't have carnitas at the moment

>> No.6620624

>>6620365
iys really sad, we had original content, creative stuff happing, a fundraiser in the works and a lot of fun and a mix of morons and modfags killed it.

i thought the trip to Alinea was genius can you imagine the video that would inspire?

>> No.6620632

>>6620624
Joey would have been kicked out of the restaurant after his second or third voracious WOOOOO!

>> No.6620634

Good thing Joey threads are banned now.

>> No.6620637

>>6619190
nothing because I honestly believe chipotle sucks

>> No.6620639 [DELETED] 

>>6620632
he does quiet woos too you know

>>6620634
good to know you hate OC, hate /ck/ and hate board culture, why don't you fuck off to twitter or irc, you leech

>> No.6620647

i have gotten different things on chipotle burritos before but they all end up tasting the same in the end

>> No.6620948

Eurofag here, am I missing out on something big by not having access to Chipotle?

>> No.6621002

>>6619190
Nothing, Chipotle hardly cooks their meat and I don't want stomach worms

>> No.6621009

>>6619202
Just say lettuce.
>burrito
>white rice
>black beans
>chicken or steak
>Pico and medium salsa
>that corn shit
>cheese, sour cream, sometimes guac

>> No.6621011

>>6621009
Oh I also get the fajita veggies thrown on there

>> No.6621074
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>Not going to Moe's
>Actually paying for chips

Come the fuck on guys.

>> No.6621083

>>6620135
The boards got spammed by Joey and his legion of beetus ridden fans so the mods pushed his shit in.
He's no friend of /ck/. Just a shill trying to promote his channel. He's fucking desperate and has health and mental issues.

>> No.6621237

>>6621083

bullshit it did, he was well liked and had a containment thread once per week but a bunch of angry faggots starting zerging the threads with derails and some lone janitor went on a crusade, even these days joey threads don't get deleted until that little prick comes online you can tell when he's moderating.

>> No.6621249

>>6621074
>actually getting chips
Everytime I go to moes I never end up eating the chips and they just go to waste anyway. The burritos are filling enough the way it is.

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>>6621083
Joeseph "Joey" Hernandez aka Beetus Beaner aka The Insulin Indian is a Mexican illegal, diabetic and host of an amateur food review channel on You Tube.
He extolls his fans to spam his channel on /ck/ and was subsequently banned for shilling.
He currently lives in a shipping container at the bottom of his yard while his wife Lady Trace lives in the main residence with the famous food reviewer Ken Domik.

>> No.6621259

>>6621237
You seem upset.

>> No.6621271

havnt been in a while but my order was:

chicken burrito bowl
white rice
black beans
lettuce
tomato
spicy red salsa
little bit of shredded cheese
top with some chipotle sauce at table

>> No.6621273

>>6621271
i think i got corn too

>> No.6621347

>>6621259

I am upset. they were great threads with quality OC and showed that channers could be social and positive, and some of the funniest things to ever happen on this baord happened in them until shitbirds like:

>>6621250

this showed up and ruined it

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>>6621250

>> No.6621545

>>6620639
suck my fucking cock, if Joeys videos are considered OC and sucking up to him is board culture, yeah, then I'd hate /ck/. You Joey supporters are the Bronys of /ck/ and this board needed to be purged of that fat slob and his bootlickers.
Good riddance, I'd rather look at a Food pics from Japan thread than another pic of him puking chorizo. Great board culture you got there

>> No.6621554

>>6619190
thats one ugly mother fucker

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>>6619920

>> No.6621612

>>6621545
>Beetus Beaner is kill
Get over it you faggot.

>> No.6621619

>>6619190
>white rice
>black beans
>cheese
>sour cream
>corn
>steak

>> No.6621676

>>6621545
Hi ladytrace. FUCKING WHORE

>> No.6621686

>>6620634
THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER HOW DID I MISS THIS

>> No.6621724

>>6621686
Having down syndrome might have something to do with it.

>> No.6621729

>>6621724
pls explain

>> No.6621740

>>6619190
If im feeling quite famished ill have the burrito. Usually i go with a bowl.
Brown rice
Black Beans
Chicken
Corn
Cheese
Guac

>> No.6622032

I realize the last time I ate Chipotle that I don't like Mexican food. It's just India/Middle Eastern food but less good.

>> No.6622035

I'm 27 and I bought an Avocado for the first time ever today. It cost a dollar.

>> No.6622297

>>6622035
Congrats

>> No.6622300

>>6622035
good job

>> No.6622304

>>6619190
Burrito Bowl because more food
white rice, black beans
carnitas
cheese, sour cream (usually too room temp for me tbh) lettuce
the medium, salsa verde
add lots of jalapeno hot sauce they provide
>it's ok

>> No.6622332

>>6621545
>Good riddance, I'd rather look at a Food pics from Japan thread


Food pics from Japan are one of the best /ck/ threads of all time for consistent high quality OC.

you disparage them?

>confirmed for cancer
>you are the cancer

GTFO and never come back

>> No.6622337

>>6621554

he's a pretty funny dude and also a professional chef

>> No.6623245

>salad
>no dressing please
>black beans
>double green peppers and onions
>chicken
>mild and medium salsa
>lettuce on top

/fit/ masterrace bitches permacutting come at me.

>> No.6623316

>>6623245
>permacutting
You'll never fucking make it

>> No.6623317

>>6620948
no

>> No.6623319

>>6622337
>professional chef
No, he was a cook.
>was

>> No.6623323

>>6620624
you are fucking delusional
>>6621237
mad as fuck
>>6622332
food pics from japan is pretty spergy tbh
>>6622337
>chef
i dont think you know what that word means

>> No.6623334

>>6622035
SUMMER
U
M
M
E
R

>> No.6623336

>>6623319
>>professional chef
>No, he was a cook.
>>was
>>6623323

still is, lil buddies. an actual chef and a better cook than you'll ever be

https://www.linkedin.com/in/josephhernandez5678

>truth hurts dont it
>polite sage for hammering you down this mercilessly

>> No.6623337

>>6623336
>pizza pizza pizza pastry pizza pizza burrito
What a chef

>> No.6623341

>>6623336
wow thats sad as fuck

>> No.6623348

I go to Chipotle to do some quality hamplanet watching
>UD LAEK DOUBLE MEAT AND XTRA MEAT N DOUBLE SURR CREEM N EXTRA CHEESE IN A BOLL BUT GIMME THUH TOR TILL AS ONNA SIDE DASS RIGHT AND
>wheeze wheeze
>ADD GUAC ONNA SIDE A LIL MORE N A LIL MORE OKAY

you ever seen someone have to pause for breath while ordering beetus? it's amazing

>WHUT NO YOU DUMB SPIC AH AINT PAYIN XTRA FURR MUH FOOD LEMME SEE YUURR MANAGER I GONNA
>wheezewheezewheeze
>SUE FURR SCRIMINATION YOU RACISS

I heard on the East Coast some people actually consider it like a healthy place to eat? It sure isn't around here, it's ham central

>> No.6623355

>>6620135
Joeseph "Joey" Hernandez aka Beetus Beaner aka The Insulin Indian is a Mexican illegal, diabetic, former Taco Bell cook who hosts an amateur fast food review on You Tube.
He extols his subscribers to shill his channel on inter forums and image boards. This led to his ban.
Joey currently resides in a shipping container at the bottom of his yard while his house is occupied by his wife, Lady Trace, and the popular food reviewer Ken Domik.

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Don't you hate it when you ask for guacamole or something at Chipotle and they always say "that costs extra". I KNOW GIVE ME MY GUACAMOLE. COME ON CHIPOTLE COME ONNNNNNNNNN

>> No.6624384

Bowl
Extra brown rice
Both beans
Chicken
Roja
Corn
Sour cream

3x soft taco shells on side
Cheese on side (to top your tacos)

>> No.6624870

>>6624342
they pretty much have to ask you every time because there will always be some idot that doesn't know and will bitch when they find out too late.

>> No.6624878 [DELETED] 

a sick bag

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>>6623337
>>6623341
>buttmad they'll never be as good of a chef as based joey

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>>6621545
you are so mad.

u mad, bro?

>> No.6625338

The staff. I tell them to do things and they do it.

>> No.6625343

you can't ban all the bronies. the legacy.


will.

live on.

(joey rogers by Ford&lopatin plays)

>> No.6625384

his videos have gotten ultimately boring since none of the broeys care about him annymore

>> No.6625393

>>6620030
You get free everything if you work there.

>> No.6625398

>burrito or bowl depending on how fat I feel
>carnitas (barbacoa if not available)
>brown rice
>pinto beans
>corn salsa
>sour cream
>cheese

>> No.6625401

>>6620948
They have a few in London and seem to intend to expand.

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Joey just reviewed lollies

>> No.6625459 [DELETED] 

>>6625448
i wish he would cum in my eager mouth

>> No.6625465

Burrito bowl
Chicken
Brown rice
Black beans
Fajita vegetables
Hot salsa
Corn
Lettuce
Guac

>> No.6625471

I hate chipotle's chicken. It's always chunky and burnt. Same with the steak. Fucking shred that shit.

>> No.6625525
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>>6625343
WOO WOO WOO WOO

>> No.6625548

>>6625448
That's the most sexual thing i've ever seen

>> No.6625689

>>6622304
They give more in a bowl?

>> No.6625701

>>6619190
burrito with brown rice, pinto beans, chicken, cheese, either hot sauce or corn (but not both) and a little bit of sour cream.

>> No.6625754

>>6625187
Well I've made pizza and burritos, so I'm 2/3rds of the way there. As soon as I make my baklava, joeys fucking donezo.

>> No.6626063

>>6619190
I usually order way too much fucking food and sit in my car and talk to myself about it. Subscribe to my channel today

>> No.6626082
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>bowl
>white rice black beans
>fajitas
>steak
>mild hot extra corn
>cheese and sour cream
>extra lettuce
I'll also grab a side tortilla if I am feeling bold.

>> No.6626144 [DELETED] 

>>6625448
alright, i'n done. I no longer like joey. He's a shill cuck, he can go fuck Ken for all I care now.

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I prefer Qdoba, but it's pretty much the same damned thing. Their "Mexican Gumbo" is pretty boss; I usually end up getting that every time I go.

>> No.6626194

>>6626171
Qdoba is better since their guac is free and they have more options

>> No.6626202

ITT: joeyfags have a secret joey thread

>> No.6626206

>>6626194
Not to mention all dem queso options.

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CARNITAS

>> No.6626618

>burrito
>white rice
>steak or chicken
>hottest salsa
>cheese

>> No.6626644
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No love for barbacoa?
Everybody always seems to go for chicken or steak.

>> No.6626645

>>6626644
Barbacoa really is the best meat they have.

>> No.6626675

bowl with:
salad lettuce
brown rice
2x black beans
tomato mild salsa
medium green salsa
guacamole
taco lettuce

is my go to. probably 3-4 times a week. I like to mix it up on the other days, usually with soft corn tacos.

also, employee here, AMA if u want

>> No.6626726

>>6626675

How clean is it, usually the line looks pretty good but I've not seen the kitchen

how much is frozen/pre made? I guessing 85%

do hambeasts really come through and make insane orders like >>6623348?

any hot chicas working there that you can get with?

>> No.6626761

>>6626645
It is. Every time I get the steak it's always fatty and full of gristle. Shredded meats just go better on burritos imo.

>> No.6626955

>>6626675
this might sound really retarded, but how much do they charge extra for extra rice or beans?

>> No.6626959

>>6619190
i don't eat that shit. got to taco bell instead . Doritos locos ftw

>> No.6628010

three soft tacos
barbacoa
black beans
white rice
hot and mild salsa
cheese

people gave me shit for this last time; fuck you

>> No.6628040

Burrito
Brown rice
Black beans
Barbacoa
Red salsa
Corn Salsa
Cheese
Lettuce

>> No.6628046

>>6628010
White rice is child's play

>> No.6628063

>>6628046

chipotle is childs play, faggot

>> No.6628089 [DELETED] 

FUCK JOEY YOU CUCKS GET LOST

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>>6628010
>mild salsa

>> No.6628102

>>6628093

I said hot too

holy fuck I use mild salsa to get some tomato on my tacos and i use hot for flavor

why must you people insult my chipotle choices I haven't even gone there in like 2 years

>> No.6628367

>>6628010
>cheese
haha wow what a fagtron

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>>6628089
No way jack scalfani

>> No.6628391

>>6628379
This picture just makes me sad now. Now that Joey threads are dying and /ck/ is slowly starting to hate him. You guys literally begged him to do this. Fucking bugged the shit out of him for months do to the "Nacho cheese challenge".
He finally did it and now you guys are just completely disregarding him like he's a piece of trash.

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>>6628391
Nope well at least i don't disregard him i still watch his vids lady trayce in fact the recent hot dog pizza was good video

>> No.6628815

>>6628391
We hate Joey because he chose the way of LadyTrayce and Ken
It was his choice, what else is there to do?

Broeys did nothing wrong
Ja/ck/ will never die

>> No.6628822

The Homewrecker

>> No.6629212

>>6626726
fairly clean. some chipotles are cleaner than others, and the one I work at is a lot cleaner than the local restaurant I used to work at.

our corn/poblano comes frozen. nothing else is ever frozen.
the barbacoa, siofritas, and carnitas all come in plastic bags that they were cooked in ("sous vide") around the country. we just heat those up on the stovetop.
the beans come in bags too, we heat them up and add salt and citrus juice to them on the stove. I'm pretty sure this is done to make it look like we're actually cooking.
sour cream and both tomatillo salsas come in bags, we mix in some fresh herbs, onions, jalepenos with the green salsa, and 1T tabasco sauce in the red.
the tomato salsa is fresh. the guac is fresh. we cut the lettuce, cilantro, and oregano. we marinate the chicken and steak in restaurant.

we get all kinds of huge stupid orders. we don't really care unless they're filling up burritos that are impossible to roll or they're getting like 4 huge dumb bowls and holding up a long line.

>>6626955
rice, beans, salsa, cheese, anything that isn't guac or extra meat is included with any entree. you can't get like a whole bowl of rice on the side of your tacos, but we'll give you a side or two of it.

>> No.6629216

>>6626726
oh, and the hot chicks working at my store are fucking crazy. wouldn't touch with a 10 ft pole.

>> No.6629241

>>6619190
>chipotle
>mexican food

>> No.6629252

>>6628102
>why must you people insult my chipotle choices
Because you make bad choices.

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>>6628391
We didn't disregard Joey. He disregarded us.

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>>6628815
>Ja/ck/ will never die
Jack didn't do anything noteworthy to even be "alive" here.
Reviewbrah for life.

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>>6628815
But jack died along time ago subscribers in the 175 thousand range yet only averages about 25 thousand views lel
Beatiful

>> No.6629814

>burrito
>black beans
>veggies
>double chicken
>hot salsa
>corn
>guacamole

costs a fuckload but it's pretty good. I don't get why people hate chipotle, it's good. I don't know if they're in too many places, but Piada is good too.

>> No.6629864

>>6629212
neat thsnks for answers

>>6629216
>turning down thhe chance for guacamole sex in the walkin out of fear

go for it dude. you may lose your life but at least you'll have that

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>>6629573
>>6629573
Review Brah is boring as fuck. Become a Ken-Man and you will get intelligent humor and witty banter from the ultimate youtube world super star.

>> No.6631019

>>6619190
before becoming Vegetarian
-Barbacoa salad with black beans, guac, corn salsa, extra pico, red sauce, cheese, and dressing.

after becoming a vegetarian its similar but the protein is either black beans or the new Sofritos

>> No.6631547 [DELETED] 

>>6630597
>reported

fucking spammer scum

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Kenmen and ja/ck/ fan's are purely delusional.
Joey is king and going nowhere. Ja/ck/'s Florida trip is a big flop, joey is hustling for you on his streets and uploading lots of interesting Disneyland videos.

>> No.6631578

>>6631573
Joey is kill
Beetus

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who /joey edit/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOp89PGzj0U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlcJMUJnCZk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsu2p3QFuCc

>> No.6631723

everything possible that doesn't incur additional charges so I can get my money's worth from that shit hole.

>> No.6631731

>burrito
>white rice
>black beans
>steak
>peppers & onions
>cheese
>corn & hot salsa

>> No.6631747

>>6631701
Those are great. Makes me miss the golden days. ;_;

>> No.6631754

>>6630597
Fuck off Ken.

>> No.6632664

Is Chipotle good guys? Dane here.

>> No.6632678

>>6625689
They don't have to make it fit in a tortilla, so yes.

>> No.6632702

>Burrito bowl. Always get bowl.
>Brown rice. Ask for extra.
>Black and pinto.
>Steak or chicken, depending on how the steak looks.
>"Fajita" vegies
>Cheese
>Pico and green salsa (medium)
>Ask for sour cream on the side because if they put it directly they put like a gallon.

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>>6619190
>going to fast food.

kek

>> No.6632893

>>6632678
That's bs because they used to make it fit in a tortilla.

I started working in a mall, so for lunch I have the option of Panda Express or Chipotle. The bowl is about how large the old burritos used to be, if not a little bit bigger.

The buritto was the smallest piece of shit I've ever seen, that shit was shorter than my smartphone. I ate it in like 6 bites. I have no clue why the make their burritos such bitch food now, but I don't really get food economics so w/e.

>> No.6632923

>>6632893
It also depends on how they roll it up.
If you get some faggot that doesn't know how to roll a burrito you will end up with a ball instead of burrito shape.

>> No.6632936

>chicken bowl
>black beans
>brown rice
>pico and mild salsa
>corn
>lettuce
>sometimes guacamole, i don't really want to drop two bucks on it

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>> No.6634532

>>6626644
was not going to post, but for you sure.

I always get barbacoa. brown rice, black beans, the quesaritto, lettuce, guac, corn, sour cream, pico de gallo

>> No.6635006

>>6621237
>a mentally ill obese man who makes disgusting noises and generally acts like a sloppy autistic manchild

>Well liked

Actually, typing that out, I can see why /ck/ might connect with him

>> No.6635035

>>6634532
>quesaritto
how do you get them to make that for you without them acting like you've just committed some heinous crime when you order it.?

>> No.6635043

>throw some guac on there broham
Come on you Neanderthals is it that fucking hard to say guacamole

>>6624342
Thats why you jump the gun and say "I'd like to up charge and add guacamole"

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>>6626615
>friend orders street tacos at taqueria
>where's muh sour creem
>fuck cilantro
>muh flour tor-tilla

>> No.6635052

>>6635006
/CK/
B T F O
T
F
O

>> No.6635055

>>6619190
I like the burrito bowl with a tortilla on the side. (They will do that for you and it's free.) Use tortilla to soak up juices.

>> No.6635262

>>6619190
Funny you should ask OP. I just got back from chipotle. Got my usual burrito with carnitas.
Bretty gud.

>> No.6635279

Does anyone ever order the sofritas?
I got them one time when they were giving you a free burrito if you ordered one. They were actually pretty good but I never see anyone ordering them.

>> No.6635305

>>6635051
>muh authenticity

Sour cream is very useful for abating excessive spiciness.

>> No.6636173

>>6635279
I get them all the time. Sofritas, black beans, no rice.

>> No.6637134

>Burrito
>Black beans
>Barbacoa
>Double Meat
>White Rice
>Cheese
>Hot Salsa
>Guac

My job gets it free so I put whatever I want on it

>> No.6637136

>>6619190
Burrito Bowl with:
Double steak, rice, guacamole, source cream, hot sauce.
Add a double steak quearitto if super hungry.

>> No.6638541

>>6626644
That's what I always get.

>> No.6639281

Both beans, a little brown rice
Veggies
Green sauce, Pico, Guac

>> No.6639285

no nigs

>> No.6639433

>>6635006

that is correct. We love JoeJoe because he is one of us in one way or another.

He's a total trainwreck and he's frightened of life but also a little smart and a sensitive soul who tries his hardest to make people happy but also just wants to go balls out and be that goofy little kid once more even though our innocence is gone and life is a pile of shit

>and he takes care of his momma
>we love you JoeJoe

>> No.6639444

>>6623355
proof that beaners can look white as fuck