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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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6614162 No.6614162 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw wanted to become a professional chef as a kid
>tfw sucking black guys in college go buy ramen noodles in tesco

What foods cleanse you of regret?

>> No.6614183

>>6614162
>tfw sucking black guys in college go buy ramen noodles in tesco

I'm not really sure what this was supposed to mean

>> No.6614184

>>6614183
That OP was a man-whore and sucked cocks for money while in college.

Chances are he probably still does, but that's not the point.

>> No.6614688

>>6614162
Details please OP

>> No.6615059

>>6614688


Well theres not much to say.

Im 19, a girl and desperately needed money. Parents cut off financial support because I got caught with weed.

One night a guy jokingly said he'd pay me 100 to suck his dick. I said I'd do it. He told his friends and I built up a reputation.

2 months later Im sucking off random guys for money.

My last client happened to be black

>> No.6615063

>>6615059
>client

>> No.6615067

>>6615059

What do you study, you dirty hoe?

Also

> $100 for sucking dick
> buy ramen

>> No.6615072

>>6615067

>dirty hoe
Not even offended.

Sports Science.

>> No.6615073

>>6615072

Not a bad degree. I was going to say it would be a good idea to get used to the ramen if you were studying something completely useless.

Filthy cunt

>> No.6615075

>>6615072
What exactly does a sports science major entail

Also why not culinary arts if you wanted to be a chef

>> No.6615076
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6615076

>>6615072
>Sports Science.
you deserve being poor you dumb cunt

>> No.6615083

>>6615075
>>6615075
>Also why not culinary arts if you wanted to be a chef

Because my interest changed from how food tastes good to how healthy food is to the body.
I like to be slim, fit and healthy.

>> No.6615088

>>6615083

Which is why you spend your shamemoney on Ramen.

>> No.6615089

>>6615059
Where do you live? I like your story and I'd enjoy compensating you financially in exchange for spending some time together.

>> No.6615090

>>6615059

I'll pay you $150 to lick the flavor packet off of my cock.

>> No.6615091

>>6615083
>I like to be slim, fit and healthy.
Should have thought of that before sucking random dicks for money.

>> No.6615108

>>6615088
Its a temporary thing once I pay off my car fees, then its Wagamama for me.

>>6615089
I live in Ireland

>> No.6615109

>>6614162
Obviously you didn't learn shit cooking as a kid if you have fundamentals down 20 dollars a week can give you a balanced breakfast lunch and dinner.

OP there is no shame in sucking dick remember to rinse your mouth well and buy a comforting dessert preferably ice cream so you can reward a dick sucking with ice cream.

Seems crude but that got me through some tough times also also don't let your clients film and watch out for filming a little weed might make your parents estrange you but if your blackmailed with prostitution and video evidence it can take you into a deeper spiral you don't need to go.

>> No.6615114

>>6615109
Interesting, are we talking sex slavery? Please details.

>> No.6615213

>/ck/ - Food and Cooking

>> No.6615229
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6615229

>>6615108
Wagamama? That's shit tier you toss rocket

>> No.6615307

>>6615108
Dublin?

>> No.6615353

>>6615307
Yes

>> No.6615380

>>6615353
I think I know who you are

>> No.6615387

>>6615380
Aw shit

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6615397

>>6615059
> daughter does weed
> cut her allowance so she sucks nigger cock now
> still doing weed, no doubt
epic parenting 10/10

>> No.6615403

>>6615387
don't worry, I won't say anything, just be careful ok?

>> No.6615407

Do you hate yourself op

>> No.6615417

>>6615387
Not me
>>6615403
Who do you think I am? Im curious

>> No.6615468

>>6615059
>100 dollars
>for a blowjob

ayy lmao,so full of shit

>> No.6615491

>>6615468
Okay.

>> No.6615502

>>6615468
i'd probably pay $100 if she was a pretty girl i was acquainted with

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6615510

>>6614162
A picture from a friend from Brasil.

>> No.6615521

>>6615510
Hello Brazilian Friend.

>> No.6615572 [DELETED] 

>>6614162
truly

a hard cucks life

>> No.6617073

>>6615114
Bump for details, also food and cooking