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>housemate's friends staying for a week
>using good knives on glass board
>"Oh anon, here, use a chopping board"
>next day
>using good knives on glass board again

Hold me, ck.

>> No.6604402

>>6604361
If they are your knives, tell them not to fuck up your shit. Don't be a little bitch.

>> No.6604408

wtf would you let anyone use your good knives?

>> No.6604409

>>6604402
I've told them a few times and at this stage I think I'll have to grin and bear it. I've even told my housemate to have words with them and nothing. I fuckin swear. I'm out of the house as well the few days so I know they've been doing it when I'm not around because my knives are literally in shit.

I'm just so glad I bought a good sharpening block.

>> No.6604411

>>6604409
Looks like you're not making it clear enough.

>> No.6604413

>>6604408
I did tell them, and it's fuckin potatoes they're cutting. We have cheap ass knives for that and I told them to use those since they'll do the same job on a spud for them, but they're ignoring me for some unknown reason. I'm considering taking them and putting them in my room. Then they might stop using them AND be afraid to step out of line.
I have no chill left.

>> No.6604415

>>6604413
Why are you being chill when people are fucking with your stuff. Is it yours or your roommates knives?

>> No.6604417

>>6604413
throw the glass board away, problem solved, hide good knives, problem solved, killing them is also an option

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6604440

>having a glass cutting board to begin with

>> No.6604492

>>6604413
dude, if they do that shit more than once it's time to fuck their shit up and eat them with some fava beans

>> No.6604596

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>> No.6604602

>>6604440
this

glass cutting boards are for squares

>> No.6604677

>>6604492
I've always found that quote rather puzzling
liver and fava beans is pleb-tier Spanish food and to pair a Chianti with it is the epitome of bad taste, unless it's a Gaiole in which case... why wouldn't you use a Rioja Reserva?

>> No.6604718

>>6604677
I think they changed the wine in the movie, it was something else in the book.

>> No.6604723

>>6604718
ahhhhh

>> No.6604755

why do you even own a glass board, faggot? i'd bet that your "good" knives were purchased at wal-mart.

>> No.6604918

>Tell them firmly it's not ok
>explain that the knives are expensive and why using them the way they do is retarded
>if they do it again get angry
>hide knives

It's not that hard. You could also just skip these steps and just hide them right away. I don't know why the fuck anyone would use them after explicitly being told not to by the owner of said knives.

>> No.6605353

>>6604361
it's actualy pretty easy op
>take them into kitchen
>point at your nice knives
"do you see this? this is MINE. you are a guest here and are not allowed to use this, because it's MINE. i'm putting up with you being here because my roomate invited you but that's it. if you ruin my good knives your NOT ONLY not welcome here anymore, you owe me (whatever the price of the knife, at least 300$ if it's a real good knife set. Ive told you before so this is your last warning. if i see you using these again EVER your out on your ass. if you break my knives you WILL pay we AND be out on your ass. ARE. WE. CLEAR?"
>"yeah man i'm sorry"
it's ok (roomates friend) it's jsut they're REALLY expensive and you don't see me doing donoughts in your car.
>or "whatever man you don't have to be such an asshole about it"
at that point kick him out. you can't invite people who can't respect basic property right into your home. fuck your roomate, tell him it's his fault for inviting shitty people into your mutual home and tell shit person to go fuck himself.

>> No.6605400

>>6604361
Do what I do. Take your knives into your room with you after you're done cooking.

Also dispose of that apocalyptically bad cutting board.

>> No.6605565

Clarify matters by insinuating you'll shove the knives up their asses if they keep doing it.

>> No.6605575

>>6604677

>i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about

>> No.6605582

>>6604677

Lechter said he ate a victim's liver with "some fava beans and nice chianti". Liver, fava beans, and wine all contain a substance called tyramine, which can kill a person who is taking a certain class of antidepressant drugs known as MAO inhibitors. MAO inhibitors were the first antidepressants developed, and were used primarily on patients in mental institutions. Lecter worked in, and was committed to, a mental institution.

>> No.6605585

>>6605582

reaching hard

>> No.6606354

>>6604361
use the knives on your roommate and his friends while they sleep

pro tip you can use the glass board to ensure good cutting surface under the neck