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I got a couple tins of oysters, what can I do with these?

>> No.6593106

Throw them in the trash.

>> No.6593108

>>6593102
Put on toast with hot sauce

>> No.6593115

>>6593108
I can deal with that, maybe an Italian bread.

>> No.6593116

>>6593102
Use a toothpick and eat each individual oyster on a cracker with some balsamic vinegar or a cracker and an olive

>> No.6593118

>>6593102
crackers when you're camping and super hungry and drunk and need some salt and energy

>> No.6593120

>>6593116
That sounds good too, if kalamata olives with garlic on crunchy italian bread.

>> No.6593146

>>6593102
make smoked oyster stuffing bruh, it'll be a good practice run for something to impress the fam with over the holidays

>> No.6593148

>>6593102
try eating them

>> No.6593153

>>6593146
That's a decent idea. I'm gonna do that next round if these are any good.

>>6593148
Thanks Sherlock!

>> No.6593154

>>6593153
; )

>> No.6593155

If these are good I'll get a whole stack of them, they're inexpensive that's for sure.

>> No.6593164

>>6593153
WHO THE FUCK

>> No.6593307
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to be honest, not a big fan of smoked oysters, unless in oyster stew/ bay scallops in a can?n thanks, and this from a prort guy eats potted meat and ranch,last extenity

>> No.6593338
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to be blont Ihad chose twisxt "smoked oyster" and bay scallops. have to think a bit. otay. potted meat. hagis, and neverending stuff from ck? no problem.

>> No.6593372

>>6593106
Seconded.

They're fucking gross

>> No.6593381

>>6593102
Throw them out.
If you can't afford fresh oysters, save your money until you can.
Buy fresh oysters.

>> No.6593393

>>6593381
It's not about the money, I just saw some at a store and decided to get them on a whim.

If I didn't get them to try them out then I wouldn't know personally about them... it's two tins, big fucking deal.

>> No.6593399

Blend them with cream cheese or goat cheese. Smear on crunchy bread.

>> No.6593403

>>6593399
dub dubs don't lie

>> No.6593417

>>6593393
oyster soup

canned anything is made for soups and stews. make sure to adjust the cook times since the canning process heats the food as well.

>> No.6593421

>>6593393
Did you see them and think, "this is going to make a great /ck/ thread"?

>> No.6593430

>>6593421
No it was pretty random, but after the fact I figured some folk here might have some suggestions, unlike yourself who is clearly a homosexual.

>> No.6593433

>>6593102
I tried these once. They were terrible. My dog wouldn't even eat them and that bitch will eat anything

>> No.6593434

>>6593417
I'm figuring that in, since they're already cooked, I'll chuck them in when whatever I'm going to add them to is done but still warm.

They don't need to be cooked since they're cooked already as we both know.

>> No.6593436

>>6593430
Amazing. I was just blown backwards out of my chair. Ten years from now I will be a disheveled underpaid janitor wondering why I never had the confidence to get anywhere in life, and I'll think back to your sick burn and remember how it totally shattered me.

>> No.6593437

>>6593433
Ya only live twice!
On a slightly jollier note, if I didn't get them to try them out, then I wouldn't know from personal experience.

>> No.6593438

if you havent opened them yet theyd make great paper weights.

canned seafood is bush league as fuck. its 100% of the time inferior to fresh seafood. money spent on canned seafood is literally money squandered. i guess canned tuna is alright, but i only eat that out of desperation

>> No.6593439

>>6593338
Kek

U just meme slammed him dood

>> No.6593440
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6593440

OP is pretty funny

>> No.6593442

>>6593436
You're still a fagit, what excuses can you make for that?

>> No.6593443

>>6593440
I like being entertaining from time to time.

>> No.6593445

>>6593442
Daddy touched me when I was a child.

>> No.6593446

>>6593438
I wouldn't say "sqandered" it's only a like a buck fiddy per can, it was something that I saw that I hadn't seen before so worth a try. Why not?

Haven't you ever tried something before that you've never tried before or have you never left your mother's basement?

>> No.6593452

>>6593446
I never try anything new before making sure the anonymous people on 4chan approve of it.

>> No.6593455

>>6593102
Eat them on toast with cream cheese. Damn I love those things, I'm gonna have to go get some soon.

>> No.6593457

>>6593452
Too late, I bought them first then asked, I was just asking for suggestions, not commandments.

You have some mental issues, please don't have children.

>> No.6593458

>>6593455
That sounds good.
So what if it's anon, there are some smart people here in anonland.

>> No.6593470

>>6593457
Too late, but I'm not allowed to see them anymore so maybe they'll be fine.

>> No.6593471

>>6593470
condolences

>> No.6593578

canned smoked oysters actually feel exactly like vagina flesh just mash them into a mold and you have the most reliable pocket pussy on the market

>> No.6593584

>>6593578
34 year old virgin here. I'm going to buy some canned oysters just to feel them, now.

I doubt mashing them into a mould would work. They'd lose their texture. Maybe if I just filled a plastic cup with them and squeezed the sides for added pressure. I might try that, too.

>> No.6593629

>>6593108
>>6593102

Try them with bread, soy sauce and hot sauce or olive oil, salt and vinegar. Also, salted diced tomatoes never hurt.

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>>6593584

>> No.6594021

Take a fork, go to town.

Shit's good. If you wind up with a can of'em, make you some mufuggin' stew. I can guarantee you that your dad made it.

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>>6593102
We opened a can of these and when we saw the green we figured they were bad and tossed them in trash.

Educate me on tinned oysters.

inb4: slam yer dick, etc.

>> No.6594043

>>6594024
Green is fine, and normal. Shit is 100% delish.

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>>6594043

you are correct
just GOOGLED the crap out of this for answers and it's okay

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>> No.6594084

Make a chocolate milkshake. Add these as a bonus.

>> No.6594162

>>6593381
I fucking love Tinned Oysters.
Just eating them with a tooth pick.

>> No.6594385

There's a reason they're right next to the tinned fish in the same aisle. You just enjoy them out of the can, maybe with crackers. You don't need to do any fancy shit to the sardines in mustard sauce, you don't need to do anything with the oysters.

>> No.6594493

>>6593584
Just get a hooker, man. You're embarrassing your ancestors.

>> No.6594510

You can just eat them straight out of the tin. Might recommend to put them on crackers or something.

Pretty good snack tbh.

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>>6593436
I'm copying that for later use

>> No.6594525

>>6594024
What the fuck happened to her :'(

>> No.6595423
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>>6594525
>tfw

>> No.6595456

>>6593436
Fucking comedy gold. Thank you, kind anon.