/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6576523]

Do you think you could cook something that would make Gordon praise you for it?

[Anonymous No.6576546]

>>6576523
no. being from the cUcK he wouldn't know good taste if it was fucking him in the 'arse'

[Anonymous No.6576552]

>>6576546

But you would i bet..

[Anonymous No.6576562]

>>6576552
ha im gonna rape your mother.

[Anonymous No.6576571]

>>6576546
>The cUcK
This buzzword is single-handedly killing 4chan via unfunny memes, it's basically void of any meaning at this point

[Anonymous No.6576579]

>>6576571
>having an old lady own your country

[Anonymous No.6576585]

>>6576579
>Assuming I'm a britbong
2/10, +2 for not using cuck in the sentence

[Anonymous No.6576607]

>>6576585
so 4/10?
>cant do meme math
so you're a nigger?

[Anonymous No.6576618]

>>6576607
>You will never be this stupid
Feels good

[Anonymous No.6576948]

>>6576546
>GR currently has 14 michelin stars
>doesn't know good taste

Ok then

[Anonymous No.6576961]

There was a time when I marathoned all the Hell's Kitchen seasons for a while it got to the point where I had nightmares about preparing my signature dish for him and I'd completely fuck everything up and he yelled at me

[Anonymous No.6576968]

>>6576523
Gumbo or red beans and rice

[syn !!5auGoPfbzhy No.6576985]

I did once make something that he did praise; I posted about it here. You want me to dig it up?

[Anonymous No.6576993]

yes i could, he would judge me more harshly if i was a professional cook but i still think i could cook something he'd think was tasty in any case.

[Anonymous No.6577003]

>>6576985

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UhBYsw0XwI

[syn !!5auGoPfbzhy No.6577501]

>>6577003
Yes, that's it!

[Anonymous No.6577518]

>>6576618
but you are

[Anonymous No.6577523]

>>6576607
Wow you are retarded aren't you ?

He gave you 2/10 because of the +2

>hurr durr stupid amerifat

[Anonymous No.6577544]

>>6577523
suck some paki dick.

[Anonymous No.6577556]

Who's the other dude? He seems so much more baller than Gordon. Has a funny last name?

[Anonymous No.6578805]

>>6577556
Heston Blumenthal?

[Anonymous No.6578829]

>>6576523
Maybe my gumbo.
That might turn out ok.

[Anonymous No.6578837]

>>6577544
>I got called out for being retarded!
>Better say something that doesn't make any sense and has nothing to do with the conversation!

I'd say you have tourettes, but that's a bit too sporadic for your level of insanity.

[Anonymous No.6578864]

>>6576523
Depends, does he have to watch the cooking process?

I braise a mean shank, but the process isn't exactly traditional.

[None !aoUGCvrm0U No.6578876]

impossible

[Anonymous No.6578915]

>>6576523

I believe I would shit on a plate. Just for Gordon. As an asshole, he would probably appreciate my honesty.

[None !kyseHzKcwY No.6578926]

i think my eggs can be a good choise

[Anonymous No.6578952]

I'd make eggs poorly just to watch him overreact to it

>FUCKING ATROCIOUS ARE YOU A DONKEY

[Anonymous No.6579173]

>>6576523
>Be me.
>Always liked Ramsay
>Decide to watch Master Chef.
>Season4
>Dat qt korean grill that actually can cook.
Thank you Gordon!

[Anonymous No.6579252]

>>6576523
fuck ramsey, Jamie oliver anytime

[Anonymous No.6579307]

>>6576523
Not if it was something to be served in a fancy restaurant or anything, no. But if it was one of those shows where famous chefs visit people's homes, discover that they feed their families nothing but mac n cheese and frozen pizza etc. and yell at them, then teach them how to make basic soups and stir fry meals, then yeah I think he'd approve what I make for me and my kid

[Anonymous No.6579331]

Nah but I'd cook good enough to make him say "it's decent".

[Anonymous No.6579353]

I make my scrambled eggs like he does, so maybe he'd like those.

[Anonymous No.6579930]

>>6579252
>choosing jamie slackjaw oliver over Gordon Fuckin' Ramsay