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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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What's your panty-dropping drink of choice cu/ck/s?

>> No.6573990

gas yourself degenerate

>> No.6573994

>>6573988
I'll drop my panties for pretty much anything that's a strong drink

>> No.6573996

Flunitrazepam.

>> No.6573997

Rohypnol mixed in whatever she's drinking

>> No.6574001

>>6573988

nigga needs to step up his game to bitchz that don't even wear panties.

>> No.6574002

>>6573997
see >>6573996

>> No.6574004

Ether

>> No.6574007

>le roofies xD
/ck/ are truly comedic geniuses

>> No.6574008

2 parts Captain Morgan (or other spiced rum)
2 parts Coca Cola
1 part Rohypnol
Add ice

Serve with a lime wedge on the rim

>> No.6574011
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6574011

Stealth slush

>> No.6574012

>>6574007
If you're going to be attempting date rape why not just skip the bullshit?

>> No.6574025

>what's your panty-dropping drink of choice

None of them, girl drinks are shit.

>> No.6574038

>>6574025
>he wouldn't drink a girl

>> No.6574049

Everclear and juice.

>> No.6574061

>>6574025
>If it doesn't taste like harsh alcohol, aka terrible, it's a girly drink.
Fuck that attitude. My favorite drink remains spiced rum, or Irish whiskey, mixed with limeade. Optionally pink lemonade. I stopped doing this because it seemed to ravage my teeth and make them sensitive, like any acidic food.

Now I just drink straight potato vodka, exclusively. Half the morons parroting such nonsense "opinions" could neither drink as much, nor as harsh a drink as I could. It says something when those sort are beaten at their own game, beautiful in a sense.

I've also known a good deal of women who liked their mead (disgusting stuff in my opinion), tequila, etc. It's an idea that has its roots in actuality, but is overexpressed to a dumb and fearful degree. "omgggggg i might be like a girl oh no oh no, i ate some strawberries and haven't eaten any meat today! Quick, find me something manly to do!"

>> No.6574067

No amount of alcohol you imbibe your ladyfriend with will cure your chronic autism.

>> No.6574125
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6574125

Her birthday came, I knew just what to get her: a half-gallon bottle of liquid leg spreader.

>> No.6574127

>>6574067
that's not how the word "imbibe" works

>> No.6574135

>>6574067
>imbibe with
You can't use imbibe like that.

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6574159

>>6574011
>lists "a banana" in the ingredients
>mentions 2 in the recipe

>> No.6574280

>>6573988
1. Chocolate Bailey
2. Malibu coco or passion fruit
3. Passoa

You'll win every time.

>> No.6574283

>>6573988
i make a good bourbon cocktail. i call it "fields of gold"

in a shaker i mix up a good spoon of sugar and one and a half tspoons of warm water, then muddle about 3 orange slices. squeeze in a spoon of lemon, add ice, add about 50ml of buffalo trace straight kentucky bourbon, and shake for good ten times. strain into an ice filled rocks glass. garnish with three cherries. they love it ;)

>> No.6574290

>>6574283
i meant honey! a good tablespoon of a good quality honey!

>> No.6574353

>>6574012

/thread

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6574361

>>6573990

>> No.6574384

>>6574012
In my opinion rohypnol is the gentleman's method

I would never attempt a rape because I fear punishment, but if I were to do so, I would use rohypnol because there is no need to injure your lover. Physical injury is the only true injury; the whole nonsense about PTSD and crap is just the result of a society that has only partly come to grips with the fact that women are sexual creatures. We pretend that they're "liberated" because they want to act like whores with no consequences, but when a man takes what he wants and she changes her mind or some shit, it's suddenly a crime worse than murder and the woman is treated as a witch, basically. People are fucking crazy when it comes to sex. Needless to say it's better if she just doesn't know, or at least isn't sure what happened.

But roofies are probably not 100% so I wouldn't risk it unless you are some kind of degenerate who doesn't care about his future in a society that paints men as evil predators but only when it's convenient.

>> No.6574398

>>6574384
lots of xanax is better
people dont take the other stuff recreationally so much

lots of people take xannies like candy, blood tests just mean you call her a junkie and a slut instead of just a slut

>> No.6574439

>>6573988
>cu/ck/s
>cu/ck/s
>cu/ck/s

You again. Remember the last time I suggested you go fuck yourself?

Well go fuck yourself again.

>> No.6574443

>>6574398
That only works if she doesn't have sobbing family members testifying that she's a pure sweet virgin who would never do xanax, and by that time your name is tied up with a court case. Fuck that. Better just to rent a hooker in my opinion. Especially in a country where it's legal, because she may have just as high a chance of being a trafficking "victim" in which case you can do more to her than a freelancer.

>> No.6574497

>>6574439
okay it's fu/ck/s from now on

>> No.6574503

>>6574384
if women are sexual creatures why do men need to drug their drinks

>> No.6574518

>>6574503
Same reason why women need to lie about being on the pill, or poke holes in the condom, or change their minds the next day and scream rape

People will do what they think they need to do to achieve their goals

Not everyone "needs" to do this or that but a lot of people will anyway

Welcome to the real world

>> No.6574532

>>6573988

gin and tonic to show i'm classy and sophisticated, never fails

>> No.6574551 [DELETED] 

>>6574067
>>>6574067
no

>> No.6574568

>>6573988
>panty

Panty? Why the baby talk?

>> No.6574587

Jungle Juice if I'm hosting a party with my bros

Sidecars, mojitos, fuzzy navels, and other sweet cocktails if I'm just with a girl

>> No.6574609

>>6574518
>lie about being on the pill, or poke holes in the condom, or change their minds the next day and scream rape

If they do this, they're fucked up in the head, not craving dick.

>> No.6574618

>how do I rape chicks

>> No.6574632

CHCl3

>> No.6575133

Chad-O-Cola

also check my 6

>> No.6575150

>>6574384

men are sexual creatures too but I bet you would be pretty traumatized if someone pilled you up and ravaged your ass.

>> No.6575272

>>6575150
If a dude is enterprising enough to do that to me, you know what? Let him have his fun, I can get over it. Fact is that is such a far fetched situation it doesn't concern me. But somehow when women behave like sluts and the laws of probability catch up with them, we act surprised and talk about victim blaming all the while acting like she's better off just killing herself at this point.
>>6574609
All women are fucked in the head

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>>6575272

>> No.6575315

>>6575297
Wow, I certainly would never have expected that kind of response. How insightful.

>> No.6575322

>>6575133
well you did get dubs.

and your dubs add up to 6.

But you said check your six, ya blew it faggot

>> No.6575336

>>6575315
how is being a bitter little bitch

>> No.6575337

>>6574067
As opposed to acute autism?

>> No.6575381

>>6574384
>ever using rohypnol
Don't be a pussy. Just drag her into an alley and kill her when you're finished so there aren't any consequences.

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6575395

>>6573988
ma nigga

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6575655

>>6573988
This super sweet mixed drink is smooth as can be taste like fruit punch. For her its a winner two bottles @$20 usd makes for a great time.
You are welcome thank me later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isxJbglvYgk

>> No.6575727

>>6575395
Charli is the best of all 4 of these hoes.

>> No.6575782

>>6575272

>All women are fucked in the head

I agree wholeheartedly.

All the other stuff you said? Couldn't be more full of shit.

>> No.6575796

>>6575727

appearance wise Cara is my favorite

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6575804

>People on here are actually serious about drugging a date for a quick nut
>Actively discussing it as if it's their only wait to actually get laid

Please tell me this is a /ck/ meme

>> No.6575808

>>6575804

is this your first day on the internet nigga?

>> No.6575820

>>6575804
Most people here have no other hope otherwise.

>> No.6575824

Where do you guys get your drugs?

>> No.6575843

I like to do marijuana rum and tequila I get a Cheeba chew, dissolve a quarter of it in margarita mix, then blend it with some 100% anejo tequila and drop a shot of 151 in that bitch.
I call it Juana la Cubana

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>>6573988
its called a "salty thomas"

>1 part cranberry juice
>1 part dark rum (anything strong)
>.5 part lime juice
>a splash of tonic water for the carbonation

serve over ice, never drank with a girl that didnt like this recipe

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>>6575843
sounds fucking awesome

>> No.6576165

>>6573988
It's called sparkling apple juice and my charm.

>> No.6576205

>>6573988
Seriously?

Conversation and a mutual interest in each other's best interests served over ice at a gathering of our mutual acquaintances.

But, like, girls have different tastes. I was hanging out with a girl who bought a kind of raspberry kombucha wine because she doesn't like beer, and all we did was kiss (we've had sex). Another girl would spend $5 on a bottle of cheap champagne and be DTF, but she's got a boyfriend, so she just stalks me on Facebook all the time. It all depends on who they are, what they're in the mood for, if they're on their period or not, that kind of thing.

But talking about drugging and raping a girl... it leaves a young woman damaged mentally and sometimes physically via STDs. It's such a bitchass thing to do. And yes, I know a victim of daterape and I've seen the perpetrator's online personality, which was horrible, and everything about it is sad and not /ck/ at all, it's /b/ tier.

>> No.6576211

1 1/4 oz. melon liqueur
3/4 oz. Malibu
1 oz pineapple juice.

Shake with ice and strain into a martini glass.

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6576213

>>6575843
>putting a medicated tootsie roll in a margarita

>> No.6576316

>>6574398
Holy shit fuck people who take bars "recreationally"

Getting random as fuck panic attacks sucks fucking balls and yet theres a bunch of retards who just take it for fun(hehe im so relaxxxed :)))

anyway. dont mix alcohol and xanax unless you want serotonin syndrome and death

>> No.6576325

Gin & Tonic, because dumb young girls think it's sophisticated, and I like how it tastes and feels.

>> No.6576331

>>6574384
Hmm, you're pretty stupid.

>> No.6576342

>>6575395
You like women who look like men and have skin problems?

>> No.6576363

Lemon, Lime and Bitters. I don't drink alcohol so I don't keep any around.

>> No.6576381

>>6575896
everyone gets one. clearly she already had hers.

>> No.6578098

>>6576213
s'wrong with that

>> No.6578102

>>6574011
Or you could just not be a cheap shit and get her a flavoured drink if she likes sweet shit. Smirnoff, angry orchard, pear cider, you know. Good shit.

Oh and Sour apple mixer with watermelon vodka is the shit son.

>> No.6578106

>>6574061
You know, we had some mead at our pub and I took a sip and my first thought was 'honey cough syrup'.

It was fucking revolting.

>> No.6578116

A nice bottle of wine, usually something red and seductive.

But if you are into trailer trash then I assume the other suggestions in the thread are sufficient.

>> No.6578555

Long Island Ice Tea.

Getting Bitches Drunk and Guys laid since 1920.

>> No.6578589

Durian juice, spilled onto a woman's crotch.

>> No.6579630

>>6578589
Don't you mean red wine spilled on her blouse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCZuYS-9qaw

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6580373

One part rice wine
One part lychee juice
Pour over crushed ice
Fill with soda

The Perfect... Chinese Whisper

>> No.6580391

>>6578106
That was bad mead. Mead is made from honey, but shouldn't taste like it.

>> No.6580840

>>6574384
>>6574398
>>6575381
Jfc what is wrong with you

>> No.6580893

>>6576316
>Holy shit fuck people who take bars "recreationally"
You'd be surprised

>> No.6580917

Pim's Cup

>> No.6581828

>this thread
holy fuck this is some /b/ tier shit.
I thought you were better than this /ck/

>> No.6581858

>>6573988
OP do you remember your first bj?

>> No.6581877

>>6573988
Black Russians make me moist.

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6581880

bitches love this shit

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6581884

>>6581880
also this

>> No.6581896

>>6581880
>>6581880
is this recipe accurate as far as the amounts of liquid?

>> No.6581898

>>6581896
yeah its a pretty good ballpark

>> No.6581923 [DELETED] 

Mixed party drink literally called Pink Panty Droppers
>3 cans frozen pink lemonade concentrate
>30 cans of Keystone light (or another light beer)
>1 handle of vodka

Literally 100% alcohol (composition, not proof) makeup with no juice to water it down. It tastes a lot less alcoholic than it is.

>> No.6581977

>>6573988
There's a mixed party drink called Pink Panty Droppers:
>3 cans frozen pink lemonade concentrate
>30 cans light beer
>1 handle vodka

It tastes a lot less alcoholic than it is, and it's made up of 100% alcohol (not proof) with nothing to water it down.

>> No.6581984

>>6581977
>nothing to water it down
the beer waters down the vodka

>> No.6582006

>>6581977
oh yeah that 200 proof light beer and lemonade concentrate

>> No.6582222

>>6573988
Good wine you can`t get in a supermarked, but if i have a girl over i just cook to let the pantys drop.
Protip: it helps to work in a really well stocked wine bar as a linecook.

>> No.6582240

>>6582222
>good wine you can`t get in a supermarked
ehh, anyone who uses phrases like "panty dropper" isn't in a position to be sleeping with women who are going to know the difference between sketchy california pinot noir and some rare monopole burgundy

>> No.6582297

>>6582240
I never used this term, i just decribed what happens afterwards ;-).
The girl i just drank wine with all the time (admittedly:heavily and often) is just now getting her sommelier certification. I talked about cooking.
Besides you do not get some "rare" or expensive stuff. Thing is supermarked brands get their stuff from a different kind of winemakers than buisness insiders who know who produces what and how and in which quality in every year. Btw: this insider would be my boss, not me. I´m just one of the resident kitchen wageslaves and more into beer for everday drinking and just enjoy a good wine in female company. I just have enough stuff from work at home and actually know to which taste they might apply to in order to serve most palates and enjoy it myself.
To be honest, 90 % of girls just prefer the most fruity white wine i have. That`s fine for me but i will definitly not waste some of our good craft proseccos or something similar more valuable on someone who doesn`t really care just to impress pussy. We would say "Perlen for die Säue werfen" in germany.

>> No.6583246

>>6573988
TOP Of The Fine Wine CARLOS ROSSI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOglqLktkD0

>> No.6585184

bump before the weekend

>> No.6585918

>>6575272
>let him have his fun
Faggot confirmed.

>> No.6586147

>>6575727
>>6575395
i like you guys

>> No.6586151

Yohimbe hydrochloride

>> No.6586677

Anything plus roofies.

>> No.6586723

>>6578102
You're a dumbass. It's called stealth for a reason so she gets drunk without the knowledge she's drinking much so you can have your where with her.

>> No.6586907

>>6575843
>2015
>not getting some overproof rum and making a tincture
shiggy diggy my niggy
tincture + dark rum + iced coffee is the best beverage ever

>> No.6588484

>>6581977
Are you 14? Have you ever tasted alcohol?

>> No.6588494

>>6581977
>100% alcohol
lol, no

>> No.6588759

Pint of directors bitter please boss