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>Did you pay for that chocolate milk, young man? Its 45 cents.

still have night terrors from the lunch lady, does /ck/?

>> No.6570560

No, but I'm also not black so there's that

>> No.6570572
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>>6570560
haw-haw-haw... you is funny, you is.

>> No.6570854

>le epic authoritarian bulldyke lunchlady maymay

The lunch ladies at my elementary school were among the few staff members capable of hiding their contempt for the students.

>> No.6571626

I never liked chocolate milk, not that it mattered since it always ran out quick. Strawberry master race.

>> No.6571630
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>>6571626
we had skim, 2%, or chocolate.
Strawberry sounds pretty bomb.

>> No.6571631

>>6570560
this. also
>eating school lunches

>> No.6571648

>>6570558
>be me
>age 8
>in line for lunch
>pick up milk carton
>"EY"
>300 pound Cafeterius Rex thunders from register
>"JOO GUNNA PAY 4 DAT?"
>"y-yes"
>she doesn't believe me
>makes me stand on chair and take off clothing so she can make sure I didn't steal anything
>kids laughing at me standing in my underwear
>crying like a motherfucker
>start yelling for help
>principal enters, thank god
>"What the hell, Bernice!? Get your stuff and get out, you're fired."
>so fucking grateful for this
>"As for you, young man...back on the chair"
>he puts on a glove
>"We prize sanitation above all. She really should have gloved up for this."

>> No.6571689

>>6570558
My mom was the lunch lady, so I used to get "seconds" for free
Because when there was extras, you could go and get a second helping but you had to pay for it.
People were always jelly of me.

>> No.6571690

>be in 6th form (17)
>hungry as fuck at breaktime
>go to canteen to get a bacon sandwich
>standing at the till waiting for someone to serve me
>all the staff are laughing about something in the kitchen, then look directly at me and continue talking
>swipe it through myself and walk off
>this causes them all to immediately waddle out and shout at me and tell me to go the head of 6th form
>do so
>he laughs and tells me not to waste his time with stuff that obviously doesn't matter

>> No.6571721

>mfw one of my least favorite co-workers got canned for stealing milk from the employee cafeteria

She was a total fuckup in general, but I guess HR needed something cut-and-dry to nail her for.

>> No.6571785

>>6570558
We never had school lunches. Ever. You brought lunch from home. The schools here don't even have a kitchen equipped for that.

Once a week we had hot dog day. Hot dog and carton of milk, 50 cents. The teachers built a huge fire in the pit next to the ball field, at 10 am and by noon it would be perfect for dog roasting. On rainy days the volunteer ladies woukd cook em up in a huge pot on the 1 stove in the place.

My childhood in western Canada in the 70s, was pretty damn good.

>> No.6571824

>>6571785
You're a life-related oldfag as hell. A hotdog barbecue sounds marvelous. I was in school in the Retarded States since 96, elementary. Our school had facilities, but the best day was grilled cheese day because you couldn't fuck anything up.

>> No.6572064

>>6571824
I sympathize. I was in West Virginia at an elementary school once, because work related reasons.

I watched the nice ladies serving "Honey Buns" to the little kids as part of the breakfast plan. They offered me one. I took it and unwrapped a sugar soaked bread-like thing...

They were feeding the kids on sugar and white flour before classes.... How the hell does one learn of sugar soaked white flour cakes?

>> No.6572250

>>6570558
The was one kid who use to steal sausages while in the dinner line

Like he would actually put them in his pocket

>> No.6572276
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>>6570558
>eating school lunches
>having parents that probably didn't love you
>not cooking yourself delicious lunch meals like I did all through high school

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>>6571648

>> No.6572345

>>6572276
You were the weird kid who everyone was afraid would shoot up the school, weren't you?

>> No.6572430

I was a poorfag growing up school lunches were free. Head lunch lady was also my mother's friend so I always got seconds and 2 free cookies that coated 50 cents daily.

Good times California school lunches in the early 2000 were god tier.

>> No.6572435

>>6572345
You were the dumb one, weren't you?

>> No.6572449

>>6572345
Don't be silly, everyone knows if you want to hit the high score you've gotta use explosives.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bath_School_disaster

>> No.6572451

>Always brought my own lunch.
>Lunch ladies would occasionally harass packed lunch kids to start buying lunch instead.
Those fucks were scum.

>> No.6572461

I have a story about a lunch lady.

She was hungry
She sucked my cock
I sucked hers

>> No.6572569

>>6571630
>>6571626
>Fucking love strawberry milk my entire life
>Three months ago
>Bought a protein shake in my local gym
>Strawberry taste
>Take a good long draw from the bottle
>It was spoiled

Now I can't drink strawberry milk anymore, without associating it with the taste of rotten protein shakes ;_;