/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6569527]

Why is Crab Rangoon one of the most delicious foods in the world?

[Anonymous No.6569531]

>>6569527
Because you're a fat american and love the taste of fried stuff and cream cheese.

[Anonymous No.6569553]

>>6569531
You're a fool.

>>6569527
Because the human body has evolved to respond most positively to the taste of calorie-dense fat and carbs.

[Anonymous No.6569564]

>>6569531
This. Lardasses love deep fried shit, and fake exoticism just makes it better.

Protip: It's a borderline food gore dish.

[Anonymous No.6569567]

>>6569527
it's not you stupid fat faggot

[Anonymous No.6569576]

>>6569553
this.
Also, make your own.

[Anonymous No.6569577]

>>6569527
ITT: Retarded hams pretend they hated fried food.

This meme needs to get gone already.

[Anonymous No.6569579]

>>6569531
> fat american and love the taste of fried stuff and cream cheese.

[Anonymous No.6569639]

never had it, is it like a samosa but with crab? sounds kind of weird

[Anonymous No.6569645]

>>6569639
It's a deep fried wonton stuffed with a cream cheese, crab, and green onion mixture and served with sweet and sour sauce.

[Anonymous No.6569662]

>>6569645
Also: it's Trader Vic's fake-Asian food that found its way into the lower rung of pop culture. Kind of like nachos in that it's some made up American trash that references another culture without having much (if anything) to do with it.

[Anonymous No.6569664]

>>6569662
You seem upset.

[Anonymous No.6569674]

>>6569645
that sounds really sickly, is it actually good?

[Anonymous No.6569679]

>>6569662
>muh authenticity

[Anonymous No.6569680]

>>6569674
not really, but it's deep fried and has crab in it, so it gets the punters excited

[Anonymous No.6569682]

>>6569674
Why wouldn't it be good?

[Anonymous No.6569687]

>>6569662
Nachos were invented in Mexico, you dolt.

[Anonymous No.6569743]

>>6569682
ceam cheese with sweet and sour sauce doesn't sound appealing to me at all

[Anonymous No.6569746]

>>6569743
Fine. You owe me a dollar.

[Anonymous No.6569747]

>>6569743
Cream cheese goes with thick sugar based sauces more than anything else, probably.

[Anonymous No.6569753]

>>6569687
Nachos were invented on an army base as a snack to use up leftover ingredients.

Crab Rangoon was invented for the Hawaiian shirt wearing suburbanite to snack on at a Tiki bar when that was as exotic as things got in mid-20th Century California.

And General Tso's chicken was invented in Midtown Manhattan in the mid-1970's.

They all evoke a fake exotic vibe without straying from the American love of salty-greasy-crunchy. That shit got beat to death in 20th Century America.

[Anonymous No.6569764]

>>6569747
it just sounds like too much. i'll try it next time i get the option, but i'm not hoping for much
>>6569746
nigga i aint owe u shit

[Anonymous No.6569785]

>>6569527
What culture does this pan-Asian trainwreck claim to be from?

[Anonymous No.6569798]

>>6569785
Burmese

[Anonymous No.6569799]

>>6569527

The only smack you'll get from us about this post is us smacking our lips while we enjoy another Crab Rangoon!

[Anonymous No.6569821]

>>6569527
they're called crab rangoonies, get it right or pay the price
>CAMP ANAWANNA

[Anonymous No.6569828]

>>6569799
keep posting this pic

it reminds me how badly I want to motorboat those tits

[Anonymous No.6569895]

>>6569753
Nigga, you is dumb.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nachos

[Anonymous No.6569900]

>>6569895
>mobile

opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.6569904]

>>6569900
Some of us do have jobs, chimpo.

[Anonymous No.6569908]

>>6569904
>he's on the phone at his job
>he's on the phone browsing 4chan at his job
>he doesn't have a computer at his job

retail slave detected

[Anonymous No.6569917]

Are people really pretending to hate these?
Losers.

[Anonymous No.6569923]

>>6569908
State slave, I'm not browsing 4Chan on government property, even if it is just the cooking board for pedos.

[Anonymous No.6569926]

>>6569923
you're a fucking paranoid retard

4chan is just a website, like any other. it's no different from tumblr, or reddit, or twitter

[Anonymous No.6569934]

>>6569926
My computer is audited, don't give a shit if I am paranoid. I get paid to sit around, file paperwork and get some occasional sunshine. It's a cushy job I plan to keep.

[Anonymous No.6569942]

>>6569934
Why is it that people are okay with paying guys like you a salary to barely do anything, but they get pissed off at the idea of some hard working fast food or retail worker getting paid more than slave wages? I very much doubt you work harder than your average fast food cook.

[Anonymous No.6569948]

>>6569942
go fuck your mother, sjw

[Anonymous No.6569950]

>>6569948
Good rebuttal.

[Anonymous No.6569952]

>>6569942
Oh a hell of a lot less, it's gubmint jobs my man. I came from the retail world, was even in management, fuck that noise.

[Anonymous No.6569962]

>>6569952
But the government office worker experience isn't that difference from the corporate office worker experience. I'll never understand why nobody gives a shit when office drones get paid way more than what they're worth.

[Anonymous No.6569967]

>>6569962
Because those people developed a marketable skill. Anyone can do a retail job, or microwaving a burger.

[Anonymous No.6569969]

I could eat a dozen of them sons a bitches when im drunk and ready fer a meal, them and a big mess of chicken on a stick, few egg rolls damn that's tasty

[Anonymous No.6569972]

>>6569967
How is "sitting around, filing paperwork, and getting some occasional sunshine" a marketable skill?

[Anonymous No.6569980]

>>6569972
I was hired mostly for my customer service and management skills. Plus I met the right people in my old job. I wasn't necessarily speaking about myself though, just general, I know full well I got lucky and stumbled into this job.

[Anonymous No.6569985]

>>6569664
#SWAG

[Anonymous No.6570008]

>>6569980
At least you acknowledge how much luck has played into your success. I don't think people realize how much luck and chance are factors in whether or not someone succeeds or fails in life. I mean, half of it is what you do with opportunity, but the other half is still getting that opportunity in the first place.