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6563235 No.6563235[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I hate this fucking guy.

Saw you dickheads making fun of him and now I can't stop watching his shit. It's like a car wreck.

Fav Jack videos guys?

>> No.6563250

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q38l5ORtOWc

mutilated turkey

>> No.6563259

In b4 OP gets b& for shilling

>ishiggydiggy

>> No.6563261

>>6563235
what kind of flyover scum has a washer and dryer in their kitchen?

>> No.6563274
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>>6563235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5VNfVONybc

>> No.6563297

>>6563250
....................that poor fucking turkey.

>> No.6563299

>>6563235
How do I get a body like King Jack?

>> No.6563306

Joey cooks like a guy who thinks he's good but nobody had the balls to tell him he sucks. So he never tried to improve his technique or knowledge. Joey is pretty shit.

>> No.6563307

>>6563261
Poor people.

>> No.6563309
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6563309

>>6563274
He says ironically a lot and he doesn't know what it means.

>> No.6563324

>>6563274
'You might want to add seasoning. a little salt and pepper.'

Yeah because you fucking forgot to you moron. Loling.

>> No.6563353

>>6563274
Flyover cuisine at its finest.

>> No.6563359

>>6563309
>ironically had little water

Yeah, that shits just a sign of the average high school education.

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>>6563359
W-what are you saying, anon? The King is a genius of the culinary arts. Why, no one can undercook frozen pizzas as consistently or produce pink, "juicy" chicken.

>> No.6563394

Is vacuum-packed ground beef a thing in your country?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9McgBRroF9Q

>> No.6563396

>>6563394
All his videos are five or so minutes longer than they need to be. He's the king of content over substance.

>> No.6563403

>>6563394
It is, but I've never bought that. My mother used to tell me how that stuff is utter trash.

>> No.6563406

>>6563394
It's not really vacuum packed, it's pumped into a plastic wrapping like sausage into a casing. But all the hamburger meat packed like that is shit and jack is a moron. Most of the time people buy their burger like this it's because they buy it in bulk and are going to freeze it, like soccer moms.

>> No.6563407

>>6563394
Yes, but I mainly see it with bison. It keeps longer and the quality is dependent on the source like all things.

>> No.6563410

>>6563403
It is, don't use it.

>> No.6563412

>>6563394
>jew ree

Jesus that sauce he added is gelatinous, how much bull semen does he put into that shit?

>> No.6563415

>>6563394
>>6563412

Also, why the hell does he punch eggs to open them? I've never seen anyone do it like that.

>> No.6563417

>>6563394
I like when he's done frying that burger and he says, 'I like it rare, you guys might not like it rare.'

Black on the top, brown all the way through. Rare as fuck.

>> No.6563419

>>6563394
Fuck. This is the worst infomercial meatloaf recipe I've ever seen. Jesus.

>> No.6563420
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>>6563417
>>6563394
>"rare" burger made of canning-grade meat

>> No.6563422
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6563422

>>6563403
>>6563410
>>6563406
Stuff that comes in packages like this tend to be pretty good quality, my anons. Tube stuff should be avoided.

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6563423

Ya'll better lay off the King.

>> No.6563426

>>6563422
You better not be trolling me cause I'm going to try it eventually.

>> No.6563427

>>6563426
I'm not joking. It keeps longer too, not that I have an issue using up my ground beef.

>> No.6563436

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfFr5IBtEWw

He made beef stew into a huge fucking mess just for the sake of using his pressure cooker. Why would you make it so hard? Also his meat was about to turn and he just doesn't know how to cook anything. Fuck me.

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6563443

>>6563423

The King was once a pure and fair maiden

>> No.6563446

>>6563423
The king of being bad at cooking?

>> No.6563448

On the topic of /ck/ meme youtube channels..

Why the fuck would anyone possibly prefer Ken over Daym? Ken is so fucking dumb and don't even get me started on Joey, he belongs in a goddamn mental house or autism facility.

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>>6563446
>>6563443
>>6563423

>> No.6563463
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6563463

>>6563448
Shh, we do not speak of the Others here.

>> No.6563476
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6563476

1. Party cheese salad
2. The valentines dinner alone
3. Anything with salsa

>> No.6563480

>>6563463
I read his apron as saying "Curly's Cuckwagon" at first glance.

>> No.6563482
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>>6563476
those fucking pictures. rofl

>> No.6563485
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>>6563480
Man I didn't think of that, I'll have to try to shop it later.

>>6563476
I'm glad to see this has grown

>> No.6563486

>>6563476
That salsa thing pisses me off the worst. Jack has a huge problem where he will ignore basic instructions and them blame the product rather than himself.

Here he used incorrect ingredients. His attitude was like "well, it will probably be okay". And he was surprised when his salsa turned into orange paste.
On his waffle maker video he ignored the instructions to preheat it and complained when the machine didn't work.

>> No.6563487
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6563487

Who's the most skilled, Lisa or Jack ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5T5sw0238

>> No.6563489

>>6563476
Can I ask what that giant jar of brown goo with stuff at the bottom is?

>> No.6563491

>>6563489
Pickles.
Yes, pickles.

However jack didn't use vinegar.

>> No.6563493

>>6563491
w....what the fuck did he use

>> No.6563494

>>6563487
Fuck me.. who adds milk to enchiladas like that?! Well those aren't really enchiladas but still...

>> No.6563496

>>6563493
Gravy?

>> No.6563499

>>6563235
He's a curious one. You can tell however, what he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in manipulative tendencies. This was how his ancestors likely remained viable, and how he learned to exist as well.

I'm split on whether he's the kind of guy that acts more dumb and insecure than they really are, and is apt to surprise you. Don't know. You see something in his eye occasionally.

>> No.6563501

>>6563493
Salt.

>> No.6563505

>>6563476
What the fuck is going on with that trashcan?

>> No.6563506

>>6563493
The Best Ass Juice You'll Ever Taste

>> No.6563508

>>6563487
holy fuck. when she started just dumping shit in with the chips, I had this horrified look on my face. it all escalated so quickly.

>> No.6563510

Out of jacks several hundred videos, is there one recipe that he did that actually looks presentable?

>> No.6563511

>>6563499
>something in his eye

Bull semen will hit it occasionally. But now his wife makes him watch from the corner.

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>>6563506

>> No.6563522

>>6563510
He made a beef stew once. It was okay.

No whipped cream, no salsa. no over-seasoning. Just a normal beef stew.

>> No.6563529

>>6563493
If I recall he tried to make pickles by dumping like 4x the correct amount of some pickle seasoning stuff he got at the farmers market into a gallon or so of water and tossing in a few cucumbers and leaving it overnight.

He blamed the result on not liking the taste of the seasoning. Of course.

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>>6563522
I'm sure he added enough salt to kill a herd of goats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84up8cflkT8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RWJEOScToE

>> No.6563541

>>6563534
Are those goatkin dead yet? Wasn't one of them in critical condition a while ago?

>> No.6563545
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>>6563476
This image could be 5x that size and still not encompass all his buffoonery.

>> No.6563546

>>6563436
>stock
>kosher salt
>bouillon cubes
>oh i forgot the salt
95% of the lethal dose, this guy is literally bender

>> No.6563550
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>>6563546
He looks like Homer Simpson in his "Jack U" (seriously) series.

>> No.6563551

>>6563546
I'm sure it was edible, but he could have done it so much easier and made it so much better.

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>>6563534
The one with the big forehead is frequently hospitalised apparently.
She just had a pneumonia and was on life support but I'm not sure she's dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T9z798dxTI

>> No.6563558

>>6563534
>using 86 quarts of oil to brown his meat
>greasy as fuck veggies

what the fuck is this

>> No.6563562

>>6563551
edible perhaps, healthy, i would doubt.

I'd love to see a video where gordon ramsay paid this guy a visit.

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6563567

>>6563554
Meant to quote >>6563541

>>6563558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s9QvStB3oU

>> No.6563568

>>6563562
OOOOH GEEZUS CHRIST, WA ARE YOU DOINGGG? FUCK ME. YOU FUCKIN WANKA, YOU DON'T GARNISH THE SPAGHETTI WITH WHIPPED CREAM YOU FAT FUCK

>> No.6563577

>>6563567
nice. if there's anything I like in my cole slaw, it's baseball sized hunks of onion. fuck me he can't do anything right. big bowl of oil and cabbage. LOVE IT JACK GOOD WORK.

>> No.6563583

>>6563568
IT'S FOOKING RAW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxy1d0g2GcQ

>> No.6563589

>>6563307
Wait what?
Poor people can't afford a dishwasher and tumble dryer and I'm speaking from experience

>> No.6563591

>>6563583
The more times I watch this the funnier it gets.

>> No.6563593

>>6563261
He used to live in cali.

>> No.6563602

>>6563274
Aunt Myrna is a sleeper agent and Catholic time terrorist.

>> No.6563607
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>>6563591
>>6563583

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J47pL_BW8TQ

>> No.6563610
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6563610

>>6563607
>>6563583

Behold the King's masterpiece: a bison tartar burger.

>> No.6563612
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BEEAAAUTIFUL

>> No.6563614

>>6563567
holy fuck he cant even cut a fucking onion its just a goddam trainwreck

>> No.6563616
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6563616

mmmMMMMM beautiful

>> No.6563618

>>6563616
I wish he still made videos where he eye raped you while eating and groaning. Has Jack lost it?

>> No.6563620

>>6563607
He communicates to the viewer like they're a child, or like he's scared.

>> No.6563623
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6563623

Explain

>> No.6563625

>>6563623
Actually, wasn't he like 11 or 12 during that video? I think he is 14 now. Jack "Reading sucks" Scalfani is dumber than a middle schooler.

>> No.6563626

>>6563607
>he was genuinely expecting a Food Network deal

>> No.6563628
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>>6563607
>>6563610
Doesn't look that bad next to what he usually does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM

>> No.6563631

>>6563614
it's hilarious isn't it? the way he tries to cut it after he already cut it too big

>> No.6563659
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>>6563628
I don't know what's worse--salads that are 75% mayonnaise or raw ground bison burger. The burger may actually make you sick so there's that...

>> No.6563672
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Jakatak comin through!

>> No.6563678

>>6563628
pork and beans and mayo. bean salad.

wow. just...incredible.

>> No.6563760

>>6563607
Those tacos still look pink, I've never had Bison but damn.

>> No.6563806

>>6563577
dont forget the small sugar plantation he dumped in there

>> No.6563817

>>6563607
>goes to mix his burger meat together
>wearing a great big dirty sovreign ring

food hygene kids

>> No.6563823

>>6563678
does he ever actually cook anything from scratch, ive been watching all the vids in these threads and he just seems to use premade branded stuff out of bottles cans and jars and 'dump' it all together into a bowl.