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I've never had pepperoni !!mwTIOPZOWEq Mon Jun 1 20:53:09 2015 No.6559603 [Reply] [Original]

Ask someone who has never had pepperoni anything

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 20:57:08 2015 No.6559606 File: 33 KB, 580x437, peperoni spaventosi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Have you had green peperoni?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 20:58:09 2015 No.6559608 do you suck dicks?

>>	I've never had pepperoni !!mwTIOPZOWEq Mon Jun 1 20:58:48 2015 No.6559610 >>6559606 I didn't know it existed >>6559608 No. Sorry

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:00:25 2015 No.6559614 File: 12 KB, 250x250, peperone spaventato.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6559610 What about red ones?

>>	I've never had pepperoni !!mwTIOPZOWEq Mon Jun 1 21:01:04 2015 No.6559617 >>6559614 No I haven't had any pepperoni at all I have had peppers though, is that what you are talking about?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:01:06 2015 No.6559618 >>6559606 >>6559614 This isn't funny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:03:01 2015 No.6559622 >>6559617 Those are peperoni. >>6559618 Neither is cancer, but you're still here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:07:28 2015 No.6559627 >>6559622 No need to get buttblasted, shitposter.

>>	I've never had pepperoni !!mwTIOPZOWEq Mon Jun 1 21:08:20 2015 No.6559628 >>6559622 Oh I get it it means pepper in Italian. I didn't know that, pretty funny. You know I didn't mean that though. Do you have any other questions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:10:56 2015 No.6559633 I tried it for the first time this year (raised vegetarian). It's really good, definitely my go-to pizza topping now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:12:58 2015 No.6559640 >>6559627 Abloobloobloo. >>6559628 Do you like cantaloupes?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:13:04 2015 No.6559642 File: 146 KB, 800x600, Jalapeno-Bottle-Caps-Batter2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not even jalapepperonios?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:13:05 2015 No.6559643 >>6559628 Does your mother know you're gay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:13:17 2015 No.6559645 >>6559603 Have you had soppressata? Or spicy salami?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:17:56 2015 No.6559663 Would you help Twilight win the crown?

I've never had pepperoni !!mwTIOPZOWEq Mon Jun 1 21:19:44 2015 No.6559668

shit sorry
>>6559633
Yeah?
>>6559640
I'm actually not too crazy about cantaloupes. The texture is a bit weird for my tastes and I hate eating them with a spoon because biting the fork makes my teeth feel weird. Is it possible to cut cantaloupe like water melon slices? I think it would make my experience much better.
>>6559642
ha
>>6559643
I'm not gay
>>6559645
Actually yes I have had soppressata once in an antipasta. It was pretty good.

>>	I've never had pepperoni !!mwTIOPZOWEq Mon Jun 1 21:20:50 2015 No.6559675 >>6559663 I don't get the joke

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:21:46 2015 No.6559678 File: 100 KB, 500x474, Terran Strategic Policy on Indar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6559663 DID SOMEBODY SAY CROWN??

Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:22:57 2015 No.6559681

>>6559668
>I hate eating them with a spoon because biting the fork makes my teeth feel weird.
>spoon
>biting the fork
What fucking wizardry is this shit?

> Is it possible to cut cantaloupe like water melon slices?
Yes. That's the only way I eat them. I don't generally buy pre-cut melons of any sort, especially not watermelon because watermelon rinds make fantastic fucking pickles. Goddamn, I love pickled watermelon rinds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:24:39 2015 No.6559687 In yo' opinion, can ya cook?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:25:09 2015 No.6559691 >>6559603 why not? do you understand how good it is? >recommend anything east or north of delaware, Hormel a shit, Applegate Farms a dogfuckingshit >Carando or bust

I've never had pepperoni !!mwTIOPZOWEq Mon Jun 1 21:25:51 2015 No.6559694

>>6559687
I'm fine. Can't cook cook but I can throw together any recipe I find it seems. Not making anything to fancy
>>6559681
Sorry messed up the first thing.

Cool I will try that next time I have a canteloupe. I learned the method from my parents and didn't know there was another way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:29:25 2015 No.6559708 Why the fuck did you make this gay ass thread?

>>	I've never had pepperoni !!mwTIOPZOWEq Mon Jun 1 21:32:15 2015 No.6559722 >>6559708 Just thought people were curious

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:43:06 2015 No.6559755 >>6559668 What about pepperocinnis?

>>	I've never had pepperoni !!mwTIOPZOWEq Mon Jun 1 21:43:58 2015 No.6559761 >>6559755 Yeah they were in the antipasta I was talking about earlier I believe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:45:40 2015 No.6559764 >>6559668 >i'm not gay dude, this is a safe space, you can be honest with us.

I've never had pepperoni !!mwTIOPZOWEq Mon Jun 1 21:50:27 2015 No.6559779

>>6559764
Alright.
This entire thread was one big lie. I have actually had pepperoni probably thousands of times throughout my life. I live on Long Island and there is a pizzeria every 5 feet. I think I had my first slice around age 2 or so, probably as early as I could chew.

I just wanted you all to like me. That's all I ever wanted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:51:28 2015 No.6559783 >>6559779 News Flash: we don't like you

>>	I've never had pepperoni !!mwTIOPZOWEq Mon Jun 1 21:52:00 2015 No.6559784 >>6559783 I know. :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:52:25 2015 No.6559786 >>6559779 >I live on Long Island So you've had pepperoni, but not real pizza?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:57:38 2015 No.6559797 >>6559779 My former brother-in-law's family is from Great River. Are you from anywhere near there or are you poor?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:56:23 2015 No.6560231 >>6559603 Have you ever fucked a sibling?

Anonymous Tue Jun 2 01:12:48 2015 No.6560262

>>6559668
You don't have to bite utensils to remove food from them. You close your lips over them while leaving your jaw apart. The food will fall into your mouth while the utensil comes out.

Seriously, don't bite forks and spoons. I don't know why some people do that. It's disturbing to watch.

>>	Guy Fieri's Frosted Tips !!KGcZQDFWjPM Tue Jun 2 01:32:09 2015 No.6560301 Why did you decide to trip?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 01:37:03 2015 No.6560319 >>6559603 Is there more to life than just sitting at home alone drinking cheap scotch and masturbating to pictures of people I knew in high school?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 01:40:31 2015 No.6560327 File: 680 KB, 3300x2553, 45738012_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6560319 There is if you think there is, there's not if you don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 01:45:19 2015 No.6560332 >>6560327 You're right, looks like I'll be jumping off a bridge in the near future then. Thanks for all the good times /ck/.

Anonymous Tue Jun 2 01:52:32 2015 No.6560339

>>6560332
Strange. I had decided on the bridge method early this year. I knew the impact wouldn't likely do me in, so the subzero water and getting sucked under the ice would have little chance of failure.

It is summer now. If I have some strange event where I rapidly spiral into having "the answer", I'll likely go out deep in the woods, sever both femoral arteries, and then the pulse at the source.

I don't know you. I don't know why you want to go. I do know life has an inherent ratio of good and bad, and I hope you find some way to have it feel like it truly is worth continuing, maybe even a place where there isn't necessarily more good than bad, but some good that matters. Good luck Anon, whatever happens.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 01:52:50 2015 No.6560341 >>6559603 What do you think pepperonis taste like

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 01:58:14 2015 No.6560358 >>6560339 How do you intend to sever your femoral arteries. Do you know a "sweet spot"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 02:03:09 2015 No.6560372 >>6560339 >>6560332 Shotgun to head >>>> nitrogen bag = charcoal burning >>>>> jump from bridge = cutting blood vessels

>>	Guy Fieri's Frosted Tips !!KGcZQDFWjPM Tue Jun 2 02:05:54 2015 No.6560379 >>6560332 Bye anon. Stay safe.

Anonymous Tue Jun 2 02:07:40 2015 No.6560383

>>6560358
I know how to properly administer an injection in the general area. Figured I'd just make it work, on the off chance it didn't yield the desired effect I'd try another way. It's not that good a way to go about it ultimately, there's a lot of muscle in the way and no region where what you want is very close to the surface. Figured that method for a reason however.

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