Shit alpha males eat thread, just because there isn't one

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Anonymous Fri May 29 15:56:29 2015 No.6550142 [Reply] [Original]

Shit alpha males eat thread, just because there isn't one

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:01:39 2015 No.6550157 >>6550142 If alpha males eat that in the OP regularly, they won't be alpha for long. They will become fatpha males. And will be scorned, -mocked and ridiculed. Like Joey.

Anonymous Fri May 29 16:16:25 2015 No.6550190
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>>6550142
that shit is amerifat blue collar uneducated omega tier. people who literally own the lives of simpletons who eat shit like that eat pic related stuff. I worked in the kitchen of Goldman Sachs for two years

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:19:28 2015 No.6550198 >>6550190 That's nice. Mozzarella, spinach and beef.. yes? What dressing if any please?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:19:31 2015 No.6550199 >>6550190 >steak salad OK there, fuckboy my dad owns a funeral home that houses a lot of wealthy individuals, bankers etc and all of them died late 50s early 60s from shit diets of fatty garbage. even mitt romeny eats at hardee's

Anonymous Fri May 29 16:23:23 2015 No.6550213

>>6550199
I'm sure they were all rags-to-riches success stories that took place in the second half of the XX century.
Contemporary financial culture is absurdly obsessed with health, Mittens eat at that shithole to appear more relatable to the shit munchers who vote for new overlords

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:28:35 2015 No.6550230 >>6550198 Looks like chimichurri

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:31:40 2015 No.6550239 more like alpha faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:34:35 2015 No.6550244 >>6550230 I ask because Atkins diet, because am fat. And I'm trying to stuff as much greenery in as possible. I calorie count too, so drinking fat is out and this looks delicious, seems good for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:42:26 2015 No.6550263 >>6550244 Chimichurri has an oil base, but I'm sure it's not bad calorie-wise

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:57:24 2015 No.6550301 File: 41 KB, 800x479, 322344342323432.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6550288 >Alpha males

Anonymous Fri May 29 16:59:03 2015 No.6550308
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>>6550142
that looks breddy good. About what I order at waffle house. Maybe 3-4 times a year.
>>6550190
That's really something to be proud of.Goldman Sachs. churn and burn. One of the most despised and predatory firms in America.Also,you worked in the kitchen, not the board room. Probably washing dishes. What happened? You get a better offer from a Panda Express in a strip mall next to an Edward Jones office?

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Anonymous Fri May 29 17:04:42 2015 No.6550324

>>6550308
I'm not particularly proud about working for Goldman Sachs, I'm just saying I worked in the kitchen that fed everyday one of the most powerful groups of executives in the world, AKA whatever the aspirational 4chan obsession with power could call "alpha". I left because I didn't like how constrained it was and moved to a bistro in Brooklyn.
Please don't be mad.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:05:28 2015 No.6550327 File: 3.32 MB, 1768x1188, proper slop.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is alpha shit

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:08:32 2015 No.6550336 >>6550157 Unless they work in construction every day, like an alpha. Most faggots on 4chan do not though, you you are kinda right.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:08:35 2015 No.6550337 Alpha male here, I eat ass.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:09:30 2015 No.6550341 >>6550336 >construction Never gonna make it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:11:43 2015 No.6550348 >>6550220 fuck yeah

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:12:15 2015 No.6550352 >>6550341 I don't care about making it I care about supporting my family and staying in shape. You beta.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:13:20 2015 No.6550358 >>6550327 Chelsea.......ha

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:13:48 2015 No.6550362 >>6550352 >Semi skilled labor >Alpha >Construction >Staying in shape Least /fit/ post of all time.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:15:46 2015 No.6550372 >>6550358 champions. alpha as fuck

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:21:36 2015 No.6550395 >>6550362 Master plumber but okay. Whatever makes you feel less beta.

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:23:24 2015 No.6550404 File: 56 KB, 620x387, VC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6550142 Ask this guy what he eats for breakfast and you will have your answer.

Anonymous Fri May 29 17:23:56 2015 No.6550407 [DELETED]

>>6550142
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>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:24:09 2015 No.6550408 Alphaggot general?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:28:28 2015 No.6550421 Alphas don't post on the cooking board of a website for autists and weeaboos. This board is for discussing McDonalds and vegan mayonnaise.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:29:40 2015 No.6550424 >>6550421 and bitter eggs. Don't forget bitter eggs

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:35:51 2015 No.6550452 >>6550142 alphamales eat shit tier food? oh ok

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:36:01 2015 No.6550455 File: 97 KB, 540x720, 1403477717125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6550393 That chef's face says it all.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:43:06 2015 No.6550489 File: 84 KB, 960x720, meat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6550142

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:43:55 2015 No.6550492 >>6550393 wot the shit man

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:44:33 2015 No.6550494 File: 292 KB, 180x200, hmmmmm.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:46:12 2015 No.6550499 >>6550404 are you gay?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:47:13 2015 No.6550504 >>6550404 His superiors turds?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:49:50 2015 No.6550509 >>6550494 Almost threw up

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 17:54:27 2015 No.6550520 >>6550494 Have you ever tried eating it? It's actually taste like feta cheese not bad

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:01:16 2015 No.6550539 File: 745 KB, 1920x1080, free-dolphin-wallpaper_105606717_49.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6550217 You are an annoying twat, you know that right?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:01:36 2015 No.6550540 >>6550324 What is your favorite meal to cook? And why? And if you like, what do you enjoy preparing least?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:02:31 2015 No.6550544 File: 745 KB, 777x1030, oef_pm_hero.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6550142

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:05:32 2015 No.6550551 >>6550327 I've seen you post your slop before. I'd eat it.

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:23:59 2015 No.6550596 >>6550157 Are you fucking retarded? It's fucking steak and two eggs. God damn I hate mouth breathers who know jack shit about calories. Just get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:27:19 2015 No.6550601 >>6550596 Are YOU fucking retarded? It's steak, THREE eggs, and some sort of baked grits? Baked bread thing? IDK what that other thing is, but it's fucking not just "steak and two eggs", fatty.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:27:23 2015 No.6550602 >>6550157 thats less than 1000 calories faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:28:06 2015 No.6550604 >>6550596 3 Eggs 1 Steak 1 Flapjack (Very high in fat, cholesterol and calories).

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:29:35 2015 No.6550607 >>6550601 Oh fuck 100 more kcal in that extra egg. Fucking retard. Go eat your salad at McDonalds you fucking faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:35:31 2015 No.6550620 >>6550607 How fucking convenient for you that you overlooked the fatty mcfatfat baked good on that plate, you fatty fat fat faggot.

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:37:56 2015 No.6550628 Theres a Punisher comic where he eats what one could only assume was a salsbury steak tv dinner. Ever since I read it I've been eating those.

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:40:13 2015 No.6550634 >>6550601 You know, some people are taller than 5 foot and weigh more than 90 lbs without being "fat" A pitbull requires a lot more food than a westie, it's basically a matter of math...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:41:15 2015 No.6550636 >/fit/izens think because they eat and drink like women they're alpha Your father ate, drank, fucked, and fought like a king. He was an alpha. You try too hard

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:42:58 2015 No.6550641 >>6550322 >hipster faggots >alpha

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:44:20 2015 No.6550644 >>6550634 I'm >>6550634 6'2 and weigh around 180, and swim a mile a day, everyday, plus weights three times a week, and I don't eat like that. You're fat. Fatty.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:45:20 2015 No.6550649 >>6550644 Goddamn it. I'm not >>6550634 I'm REPLYING to you, you fat motherfucker.

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:47:48 2015 No.6550658 >>6550644 Well if you really do all that, you certainly COULD eat like that and still not be very fat. It's up to you to deny yourself the pleasure.

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:50:54 2015 No.6550667 File: 1.67 MB, 1280x720, 1427034984448.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6550142 Wild hog spitroast

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 18:52:31 2015 No.6550671 >>6550667 Obelix!?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:03:46 2015 No.6550698 >>6550658 I do eat big meals every so often, but that's like...maybe once or twice a month or so. And holidays dinners and things like that. But I would never eat like that every day or even once a week. Nope.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:06:18 2015 No.6550704 >>6550667 I feel bad for the little one that gets caught halfway under it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:13:52 2015 No.6550723 >>6550396 oh I get it joey

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Anonymous Fri May 29 19:27:46 2015 No.6550757
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>>6550601
It's what looks like a 6-7 oz strip steak, a small portion of hash browns, and three eggs (cooked perfectly by the way, scrumpy edges, whites done, yolks runny for dipping pieces of steak). Whole thing is maybe 750-800 cal. Feel free to return to your bowl of puffed quinoa with stevia and soy milk and glass of wheatgrass juice. fuckwit.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:29:28 2015 No.6550764 File: 263 KB, 1258x943, winterfell gulasch19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Meat soup

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:33:16 2015 No.6550780 >>6550157 that meal is less calories than 2 tiny ass cheeseburgers while keeping you full for a really long time nice try fatty

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:34:16 2015 No.6550783 >>6550628 Now I'm curious and want to find this.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:36:20 2015 No.6550791 >>6550393 I'm not quite sure I understand

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:37:02 2015 No.6550793 >>6550704 I don't. Wild hogs would eat you if they could. That's why you carry a side arm when hunting them. In case they run you up a tree.

Anonymous Fri May 29 19:43:19 2015 No.6550808

>>6550757
Those ain't hashbrowns, buddy, and if they are, they're in casserole form. Also, the amount of oil need to produce hashbrowns EASILY pushes your 750-800 calories over the top.

7 ounce strip steak - 357 calories
3 fried eggs - 277 calories
4 ounces hash brown casserole - 360
=994 calories

Very few people have a good enough reason to eat a 1000 calorie breakfast. Or even an 800 calorie breakfast. Unless you're going out to do some hard labor or hard exercise.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:43:48 2015 No.6550811 >>6550667 >the retarded one that falls down

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:44:19 2015 No.6550813 >ITT: shit lots of people eat, plus /fit/posting

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:44:24 2015 No.6550817 >>6550793 Domestic hogs will eat you if they can, too. I've seen it. I hate pigs.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:47:10 2015 No.6550827 >>6550142 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCJ-Ps8LAmo

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:47:58 2015 No.6550829 >>6550812 Genuine question: Can you use meat grease to oil a firearm?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:48:36 2015 No.6550831 >>6550492 Roast ostrich

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:53:51 2015 No.6550844 >>6550829 Genuine answer: you're retarded.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:56:42 2015 No.6550856 File: 130 KB, 600x855, 11944158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6550817 Wilbur would be so disappointed to hear you say that.

Anonymous Fri May 29 19:57:31 2015 No.6550862
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>>6550783

You know, now that I'm looking at it again I'm not entirely sure WHAT it is but looks like peas and mashed potatoes and its red, so I assume it's meat and when I think of meat tv dinners salsbury steak is the most common one.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 19:57:49 2015 No.6550865 >>6550856 Wilbur will eat your face off.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:01:13 2015 No.6550878 File: 2.85 MB, 221x166, 1419367678047.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:04:54 2015 No.6550889 >$9 worth of supermarket products >'Alpha'

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:28:46 2015 No.6550948 >>6550651 >filename kek

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:35:16 2015 No.6550968 >>6550288 >wherein brits try to emulate american masculinity and fail miserably

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:39:52 2015 No.6550975 >>6550562 This guy's got it right. Alpha can be civilized. >>6550570 this guy too

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:52:49 2015 No.6550995 >>6550878 mmm egg brick

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 20:58:33 2015 No.6551002 >>6550407 Must be pretty hardcore to eat a hat.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:03:47 2015 No.6551007 >>6550865 yeah, and not that fond of 'pyders either. As a kid, the whole book was kinda creepy to me. Some pig indeed.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:19:51 2015 No.6551029 >>6550975 Alphas don't concern themselves with such insecurities like needing to feel "civilized" because they can kick any hoity toity frenchmens butt if they crack wise.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 21:23:47 2015 No.6551038 >>6550489 Cook your own steak, beta shit

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 23:50:05 2015 No.6551286 >>6550540 Ceviche, it's all about balance and bringing forth the quality of ingridients. I don't really dislike to cook any meal if I can make it my own, but cooking for a cheap buffet was not pleasant.

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