/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6536168]

Mushroom thread.

Let's talk about these amazing shits, your favorite type and the best way to cook them.

[Anonymous No.6536242]

I like a nice grilled Portobello sandwich, with lettuce, tomato, red onion, red paper, fresh mozzeralla, aioli, salt and pepper and optional hot sauce.

My gf is a Celiac so sometimes when I grill a traditional beef burgie for myself, we make her salmon or crab patties and use roasted or grilled Portobellos as buns.

I also enjoy mushrooms in my spaghetti sauce, and fresh cold mushrooms in crudite or in my salad.

Sometimes I like them pan fried with some onion to put on my steak, but only if it's a strip cut.

I love mushrooms but for some reason cream of mushroom soup makes me sick. I do however have polish relatives who make this mushroom soup with just a thin broth and it's delicious especially with a side of kraut and fresh grilled kielbasa.

[Anonymous No.6536479]

I hate mushrooms. Its the only thing I've ever had problems keeping down. I can eat it on pizza. Psychedelics aren't a problem. Pretty good imo
But I wish I could appreciate them. I really want to like them. But I gag and vomit if I even get one in my mouth

[Anonymous No.6536485]

>>6536479
My dad is the same way. Something about the texture really, but he likes to tell people he won't eat "anything with a shhh sound" in the name.

[Anonymous No.6536529]

>>6536485
Fish, mushrooms, quiche, crème chantilly, shabu-shabu, pistachios, shrimp, shallots, shumai, shortcake of any variety, shortbread, milkshakes, shish kebabs/shashlik, shepherd's pie, sherbet, beef shank, shawarma, mushu, she-crab soup, shishito peppers, umeboshi, radishes, mashed potato and worcestershire sauce are all delicious.
Your father is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.6536534]

[Anonymous No.6536574]

>>6536529
Did you really take the time to list our ~20 different foods just to prove that you're superior on a Mexican ramen boiling forum

[Anonymous No.6536590]

Anyone who says anything other than Kennett Square white button mushrooms is a hipster faggot who enjoys having human penises shoved down their throats.

[Anonymous No.6536601]

>>6536529
My dad's actually a boss and loves everything except mushies and caulifolower, and it was a joke comparing mushrooms to "shit".

Cool autism though.

[Anonymous No.6536603]

>>6536529
Most autistic thing I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.6536608]

>>6536529
I love sharing a board like this with retards.

[Anonymous No.6536610]

>>6536601
But how does he feel about caulileader?

[Anonymous No.6536615]

>>6536610
He likes that! But only if it's glorious.

[Anonymous No.6536643]

>>6536615
>not grolious reader
Ya blew it.

[Anonymous No.6536664]

>>6536590
>Kennett Square
Following the horse show, Anon?
Also, I enjoy human penes (this is the correct plural form of penis) in my mouth as much as I do mushrooms.

[Anonymous No.6536668]

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1 (I wish there was a number lower than this but what can you do)
LAKERS

POWER GAP
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2. Celtics
3. Jazz
4. Kings
5. Spurs* (the real fans are always here dont even start)
6. Mavericks
7. Bulls
8. Warriors* (the real fans have been cheering since they were shit and as a Lakers fan watching Kobe shit on them I can confirm)
9. Wizards

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13. 76ers
14. Pistons
15. Timberwolves (this will drop to 20+ next year for sure)

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114. Pacers
115. Nets
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117. Cloppers
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119. Hornets

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[Anonymous No.6536701]

>>6536643
Is this where I commit Sudoku?

[Anonymous No.6536707]

>>6536701
No. You photograph your father eating any two of the foods in >>6536529. This will cleanse your soul of the impurity it acquired when you missed that opportunity.

[Anonymous No.6536723]

>>6536707
Ok I have to wait until tomorrow for our Memorial Day bbq. He has a big stash of pistaches and I'll bring some shrimp to grill up.

[Anonymous No.6536742]

Mushrooms genuinely upset me. It's mostly the gills, but also the concept of a fungus in general. Never trust a mycologist.

[Anonymous No.6536747]

>>6536668
>Lakers
>Least bandwagon fanbase
Pick one.

[Anonymous No.6536756]

>>6536742
I eat mushrooms everyday. Sort of.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mycophenolic_acid#Pharmacology

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mycophenolic_acid#Indications

[Anonymous No.6537257]

[Anonymous No.6538958]

le bump

[Anonymous No.6539032]

Black trumpets are goat. I was about to cook up some trumpet and egg to eat on an English muffin

[Anonymous No.6539054]

I wanna make chicken breast stuffed with mushrooms and mozzarella.

Do mushrooms go with mozzarella?

[Anonymous No.6539130]

[Anonymous No.6539167]

>>6539054
Yes, that sounds delicious.

Carry on anon.

[Anonymous No.6539186]

>pan fry a steak
>while resting, add chanterelles to pan, deglaze with cognac
>add black peppercorns and a touch of cream

Perfection

[Anonymous No.6539204]

>>6539130
Hey I want some of those.

It's raining all week. Should I wait until it ends or until it's rained once or twice??

[Anonymous No.6539210]

>>6539186
I picked some last year and made a chanterelle alfredo sauce. It does work really well.

[Anonymous No.6539216]

>>6539186
can you really eat peppercorns whole? they arent like crunchy little pieces of glass in your mouth?

[Anonymous No.6539248]

>>6536590
I grow my own Shitake, Reishi and Lions mane on pasteurized sawdust pellets in a city environment. I just LOVE this whole urban agriculture hype, dont you agree?

[Anonymous No.6540028]

Chanterelles and porcini, of course.

>>6539186
Don't forget a finely diced onion

[Anonymous No.6540043]

when's the best time to look for puffballs?
I remember finding a few in summer.

[Anonymous No.6540047]

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[Anonymous No.6540061]

>>6536534
i love her, who is she?

[Anonymous No.6540078]

[Anonymous No.6540096]

>>6540043
so good sliced and sauteed in butter.

[Anonymous No.6540156]

Bought a morel mushroom kit last year and got like 13 morels

Shitty thing is I planted it near a fence and the growth was spread out so my neighbor got like 9, but only found out later when they yelled at me and showed me these dried up ones that they thought were poisonous

[Anonymous No.6540164]

>>6540043
>>6540047
>>6540078
>>6540056
what the fuck do they even taste like?

[Anonymous No.6540175]

>>6539216
You're not supposed to bite into them They just impart flavour. But even if you do it's no biggie they're not that hard.

[Anonymous No.6540191]

>>6540164
its been awhile since i've had them but its a wonder on its own seeing one growing somewhere
you can pretty much cook it in any way
its kinda earthy, tastes great with butter and in soups

[Anonymous No.6540223]

So, I actually just picked up a box of Baby Portobello mushrooms from Publix a couple hours ago.

I made whatever mushroom it is that's meant to taste "meaty" once properly prepared, which obviously I can't remember the name of or I'd say it, but I don't think those were Portobello. Maybe they were. As you can see I'm not well versed when it comes to mushrooms.

But I'm willing to try again, and for some reason I trust the input of this board.

How best may I prepare these things, and what do they go well with?