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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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is this the official frozen pizza brand of /ck/?

>> No.6533521

no

/ck/ only knows how to make ellio's individual slices and even then they burn them

>> No.6533526

opening mouth during eating is a bad manner

>> No.6533545
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>>6533526
in some countries it's considered a compliment

>> No.6533547

It's actually pretty good.

>> No.6533548

>>6533545
Yeah, well this isn't Botswana or even the US.

>> No.6533570

>Buy one
>Toppings are absolutely delicious, premium made shit
>dough, sauce and cheese are all mediocre

>> No.6533652

>>6533519

These are actually really good

Huge hunks of meat and cheese, good sauce, decent crust (on the crunchy side even with a pan)

Same price as a digorjo and about the same quality, just a different kind of pizza

>> No.6533741

>>6533526
inb4 "hey faggot, how the fuck do you take a bite out of something with your mouth closed?"

>> No.6533744

>moustache
no it's the official frozen pizza of reddit

>> No.6533749

>>6533519
Best frozen pizza I've ever had

>> No.6533771

>>6533741
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>> No.6533780
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>>6533519
no that's pic related

>> No.6533811

>>6533744

Hello, while you might not be older than reddit yourself you may be surprised to know the mustachioed Italian stereotype is in fact centuries old! Feel free to ruminate over this whole waiting out your underage ban.

>> No.6533839

It's good but $10 for a frozen pizza? Fuck off.

>> No.6533852
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>>6533811
that packaging screams reddit

>> No.6533860

>>6533852
What the fuck does that even mean?

>> No.6533862

>>6533860
It means his secret club is a safe haven from the socialist justice wars that plague the nonsecret club which censors his free speech, which is why he comes here to shitpost same with the rest of us.

Not sure what it has to do with beer, actually.

>> No.6533864

>>6533860
it is euphoric

>> No.6533865

>>6533852
ugh

>> No.6533868

>>6533862
Le rule 37 triforce :^)

>> No.6533875

>>6533864
You wouldn't know what that word meant without googling it. Get off the internet. You lost your priveleges

>> No.6533876

>>6533852
I'd like to see someone in real life drinking this beer smugly so I could laugh at them, but I bet that in real life nobody bothers to read that thing or cares.

>> No.6533894

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lgztHmWwok

5:50

>> No.6534032

>>6533876

>hawkeye the hipster hating anon was having a good night at the bar until he saw across the room through the fingers of the hand on the bottle some sarcastic text and worst of all: another man enjoying himself

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6534177

Comes with a free mustache too

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>>6534177

now i can feel like a predator.

>> No.6534227
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6534227

This one is /ck/ pizza. Comes with a free DIY hand job, old lady not included. Bonus point if you cum on the pic of Celestes face before your pizza is done cooking. You have 4 minutes, its one of life's great obstacles.

>> No.6534233

>>6533852
/ck/ - the beer

>> No.6534382

>>6533875
Read a book

>> No.6534949

>>6534177
fucking meme pizza.

Only lame ass "le mustache" girls and faggots that can't grow facial hair will buy this,

>> No.6535067

>>6534177
do the knobs on top go into your nostrils to secure the mustache in place???

>> No.6535073

>>6535067

You got it

>>6534949

Yeah either that or regular people with friends or a sense of humor. Don't worry about it anyway, your mom knows to stick to the tendies and fish sticks

>> No.6535075

>>6533852
I have to say that this is the first time in my life that I've seen a label that reads like pasta.

>> No.6535083
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>>6535073
Ah yes, there's nothing funnier in the world than the played out mustachioed Italian pizza guy cliche. I liked it better when Chuck E. Cheese's did it.

>> No.6535084

>>6533519
pete rubish no neck approved

>> No.6535093

>>6533519
>2.03 mb
Welcome to the internet grandma.

>> No.6535102

>>6535093
What is "the internet grandma"

Is the like everyone's grandma on the internet?

>> No.6535172

>>6533780

Even just seeing the box gives me this overwhelming feeling of sadness

>> No.6535180

>>6534177


It's not free if you have to pay for it, you daft cunt.

>> No.6535186

>>6535102
She's Jon Postel's mother.

>> No.6535193 [DELETED] 

>>6534227
underrated post

>> No.6535498

>>6533852
The "Quite Doubtful" paragraph and the "Mass Marketed" paragraph is exactly beat for beat what a smug pseudo-intellectual redditor would write.

>> No.6535531
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6535531

what about this? super good cheese.

>> No.6535572

>>6533852
>that label
That's probably the Stone/Brewdog colab beer.

>> No.6537182

>>6535093

That's the standard size image a cell phone produces

>> No.6537207

>>6537182
theres no standard size for a cellphone camera and there is no standard size for a cell phone picture

>> No.6537224

>>6537182
>standard size
i didn't realize image sizes were standardized

>> No.6537250

>>6535531
its the buttery crust that makes home run inn pizza good. It does well on the cheese too.

>> No.6537254

>>6533519
Must have been one supreme meme

>> No.6537271

>>6533519
>$8 for a frozen pizza
>Publix has it for $2 off
>decide to try one
>it tastes like someone put fresh cut sausage on a below average cheese pizza
>I ended up just picking the sausage off and throwing out the rest of the pizza

3/10, would not recommend.

>> No.6537295

>>6535531

home run inn is the worst of the god damn frozen pizzas

>> No.6537299

>>6537295
Nah, Home Run Inn has a unique taste, but it's pretty damn good. Nothing is below Totino's.

>> No.6537310

>>6537299

shit isn't a unique taste

>> No.6537321
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6537321

i like dr oetker

>> No.6537337

>>6537321
those are delicious, same with dr. oetker casa di mama pizzas.

>> No.6537766
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>> No.6537771

THERES NO FUCKING REASON TO BUY FROZEN PIZZAS WHEN THERES 5 DOLLAR LARGE PIZZA AT THE LITTLE CAESARS

>> No.6537781

>>6537771
Little Caesar's is only slightly less shitty than frozen pizzas though. Their "deep dish" is okay, I guess, better than their regular pizzas at least.

>> No.6537802

>>6537321
I live in the city where Dr Oetker has their company headquarters.
Their pizza is too expensive.

>> No.6537830

>>6533519
READY YOUR FORKLIFT

>> No.6538440

>TFW people making a joke out of italian people's mustaches
You're triggeringa me.

>> No.6538466

>>6533519
>710g
How would you eat that alone?

>> No.6538471

I think the problem is we have become far removed from what pizza is and what it tastes like.
Culturally we are in a drought where this sort imitation food is the norm.

>> No.6538475
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>>6533852
Absolutely Euphoric.

>> No.6538604

No. That's shitty pizza. The toppings are on point but the entire base is garbage.

Red barron is cheaper and better tasting.

>> No.6538611
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6538611

Anything but this is garbage

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>>6533780

>> No.6538696
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>>6533852
Why does that label say "assertive beer" and this one says "aggressive beer?'

>> No.6538704

>>6533852
jesus christ

>> No.6538719

>>6538696
Because you're a faggot

>> No.6538829

>>6538719
well summer is officially here

>> No.6538936

>>6537771
little ceasars gives me the shits

>> No.6538945

>>6537771
its $5 for a reason. Its total shit. I'll take a frozen pizza over that crap. At least with a frozen one there are some good ones like
>>6537766
>>6538611

>> No.6539103

>>6535531
>chicago
>pizza

pick one.

>> No.6539109

>>6533519

It's tostinos nigga

>> No.6539114

>>6533526

hey faggot, how the fuck do you take a bite out of something with your mouth closed?

>> No.6539528
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6539528

Would /ck/ eat this pizza?

For my American friends, popping candy is pop rocks.

>> No.6539557

>>6539528
Finest Pizza's are usually pretty good. Though I wish this popping candy fad would end.