/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6526200]

What's the general consensus on the heart attack grill?

yay or nay?

[Anonymous No.6526201]

My jaw would break if I tried to eat it.

[Anonymous No.6526202]

It's a rather stupid marketing idea. Particularly so when the spokes - fat died of fatness.

[Anonymous No.6526203]

disguting.

[Anonymous No.6526210]

>>6526202
Strike that. A spokes - fat and a spokes - thin both died of heart attacks.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2277596/John-Alleman-Mascot-Las-Vegas-Heart-Attack-Grill-serves-taste-worth-dying-dies-heart-attack.html

[Anonymous No.6526211]

>"Vegetarians are so annoying! How can I get back at them?"
>Savvy businessperson: "stuff your face full of expensive fat and grease as a statement, then get a heart attack and die at 30. That'll show 'em."
>Yeah, that'll show 'em!"

[Anonymous No.6526224]

>>6526200
a crackhouse for fatties

[Anonymous No.6526225]

their burgers don't even look appetizing.

[Anonymous No.6526227]

>>6526225
Guy who hasn't eaten in ~56 hours here. Can confirm the truth in this statement, it really doesn't.

[Anonymous No.6526228]

>>6526211
>Vegetarian so butthurt that they think everything is about themselves

[Anonymous No.6526230]

>>6526202
That's a brilliant idea in America though. American culture is predicated upon overindulgence and challenge, and having food that's so overindulgent it might kill you fits that culture perfectly.

[Anonymous No.6526234]

>>6526200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-DDbXh1MYc
I love that crazy fuck

[Anonymous No.6526236]

>>6526227

stop posting on 4chan and go eat nigga

[Anonymous No.6526241]

>>6526200
Its a theme restaurant. Its an activity you can do in Las Vegas. You have to wear a gown and if you don't eat all of your food you get spanked.

Its not supposed to be a normal restaurant

[Anonymous No.6526243]

>>6526241
>You have to wear a gown and if you don't eat all of your food you get spanked.
What?

[Anonymous No.6526250]

would eat but it's really gimmicky.

the best multi-patty burgers are in-n-out

[Anonymous No.6526267]

As someone who doesn't eat that much I am feeling full just looking at OP's picture.

That could probably last me two days.

[Anonymous No.6526278]

If it is supposed to give you heart attacks, why does it have vegetables, why not add something like bacon and eggs?

[Anonymous No.6526279]

>>6526267
Way longer than that. One of their burgers they sell is 20,000 calories--that's 10 days of calories

[Anonymous No.6526284]

A really pathetic joke restaurant thats an embarrassment to my country

Gluttony is truly one of the most vile things in the world, damn shame that I live in the epicenter of it

[Anonymous No.6526287]

>>6526284
>boy I really wish I lived in best korea, rural china, or the southern half of africa
said no one EVER

[Anonymous No.6526293]

>>6526287
How was that relevant to his statement.

[Anonymous No.6526294]

>>6526287
But best Korea invented hamburgers.

[Anonymous No.6526314]

>>6526294
No they didn't.

[Anonymous No.6526316]

>>6526284

Why are you pretending to be an American? Everyone here finds the place funny and novelty.

Either your fedora is on too tight or you are an autist.

[Anonymous No.6526322]

>>6526200
Just a gimmick. If you're in vegas and you want to drop a sawbuck on a burger, there are better places to do it.

[Anonymous No.6526425]

>>6526225
but that looks fucking glorious. Just the mass quantity of meat shown there makes it look amazing.

[Anonymous No.6526432]

Tired it. Fairly good, but a little much at times.

[Anonymous No.6526434]

If I'm ever in Vegas I'd try it once just for the novelty of it all.

[Anonymous No.6526454]

>>6526243
What's wrong anon, you don't want to get spanked by these qts?

[Anonymous No.6526457]

>>6526279
If you're a middle-aged average woman. I believe young men require a little more.

[Anonymous No.6526459]

>>6526454
The nurse outfit can only be pulled off with a certain figure. They don't really have it.

[Anonymous No.6526488]

>>6526234
dat midget

[Anonymous No.6526509]

>>6526200
I would eat that burger, but then I probably won't have to eat for the rest of the day and probably the next day.

[Anonymous No.6526515]

>>6526200
as a big fan of burgers, I would eat the shit out of it.

[Anonymous No.6526666]

>>6526202
Comments like this betray your ineptitude at marketing

[Anonymous No.6526676]

>>6526228
>carnist so insecure he can't take a simple joke.

[Anonymous No.6526682]

Fuck it, if I was in Vegas, really stoned and knew I'd only do it once, I'd do it, get the biggest one and fucking pig out.

[Anonymous No.6526685]

[Anonymous No.6526689]

>>6526685
Oh fuck. All three people there are fat shits. This is gold.

[Anonymous No.6526709]

>>6526459
confirmed for gay

[Anonymous No.6526711]

>>6526200
Pretty cool
I hope I get to visit one if I ever go to the US

People bitching about how its morally wrong are retarded. You don't have to eat it if you don't like it

[Anonymous No.6526717]

The whole point of it is to be honest and let people know this food they eat kills them. Yes he uses people who die of heart attacks or have heart attacks there as advertising. Yes he is crazy. Yes he carries his fat dead friend around in a bag full of ashes. But he tells the truth. The shit will kill you. People still want it and think it's great and he gets rich off it, so what? People can be blatantly told THIS SHIT IS KILLING YOU and they sign up for the largest one. It's sad, really.

[Anonymous No.6526719]

>>6526425
And the meat looks dry and shitty. I'll pass

[Anonymous No.6526724]

>>6526284
Agree with this post. The amount of food wasted on shit like this, eating challenges, or simply thrown away here is fucking shameful

[Anonymous No.6526775]

>>6526709
Nah.

[Anonymous No.6526783]

The waitresses spank you hard if you dont eat your food

[Anonymous No.6526785]

>>6526200
>M E M E

[Anonymous No.6526796]

>>6526225
She's got dead eyes.

[Anonymous No.6526808]

>>6526459
You're right but they still look good.

[Anonymous No.6526813]

>>6526796
Dead eyes are hot. I want an unwilling waifu to just lie there like a dead fish while I do things to her. Not a single word from her mouth, as I grind out my frustrations on her catatonic body, doing things that might hurt her a great deal but it is no business of mine and no reaction would be seen, not even a flinch or a single tear. As I did these things I would look into those dead eyes occasionally and, reassuringly, there would be no spark of life, none whatsoever.

Then when done I would throw her into a cold shower, turn on the water, and leave her alone in there. She'd come out and clean herself up, get dressed, and seem totally happy and content. We would of course never speak of it. She'd be like a childhood friend - totally familiar, totally trusting, no sex drive whatsoever. More like a sister than a waifu. In restaurants the staff would ask how far apart we are in age, as if they think we are brother and sister and she is not my waifu. It would be like that, until I start to go at her at my own whim, likely in the privacy of our home, which would be like a cue for her to go dead inside and regress into the nightmare place that is known only to her, until the cold shower again.

Thank you for reading this.

Sincerely,

/ck/

[Anonymous No.6526851]

>>6526813

TFW when i recently had sex like this. GF is on the pill for the first time and its pretty much nuked her libido. Asked me angry fuck her and i got pretty into it. Could tell it was uncomfortable for her cus she was drier than the mojave dessert, but she powered through it for me and i got some weird mental satisfaction out of fucking her like that not gonna lie. Overall i'd rate 7/10. Would want occasionally but i miss making her come

[Anonymous No.6526926]

>>6526200
I still don't understand the point of a burger that's so tall that you have to take it apart to eat it anyways

[Anonymous No.6526933]

>>6526926
>>6526927

Fuck

[Anonymous No.6526963]

If and when I ever make a trip to Vegas, it's definitely a place I'd like to check out just to say I've been there, but I wouldn't really have high hopes for the food.

[Anonymous No.6526968]

I don't see the problem with it. The doctor outfits and stuff seems kinda lame but it's ultimately more honest than all the other fast food joints. You got McDonalds and Burger King trying to convince you they're giving you quality food, when everybody knows they're not. At least here they don't try to tell you you're not clogging your arteries bite by bite. If I go to Las Vegas I will go there.

[Anonymous No.6526984]

Can you get just like a normal double cheeseburger that doesn't weigh 8 pounds? Or do you have to eat some monstrosity type deal?

[Anonymous No.6526985]

nay, if eaten in moderation. Obviously if you eat fast food every day, 3 meals a day, you're going to have problems.Personally i think all that cholesterol is good AS LONG AS you live a incredible active life,get all your nutrients(from natural sources) and water.

[Anonymous No.6526991]

>>6526666
Comments like this betray a complete misunderstanding of the thread.

[Anonymous No.6526994]

>>6526711
This.

This is all you need to know.

[Anonymous No.6527053]

>>6526202
That's the point, the message of the restaurant is that eating like this will kill you.

[Anonymous No.6527060]

>>6526783
What if you get a boner? What then?

[Anonymous No.6527075]

>>6527060
hit it and quit it

[Anonymous No.6527096]

>>6527075
Anon, I am having a difficult time believing that what you propose is a viable option in that setting. However, as I have never been to Las Vegas, I am unaware of the social norms and accepted customs of the area. Thus, I am unable to say for certain whether or not this would be possible or not, I can only assume it would be the latter. Even if it were the case, I have serious doubts as to the females consensual agreement to the act. I shall not wish to foist myself upon her for fear of an adverse reaction, not only from her, the other patrons of the establishment, and the owner. I am sure there are a few places around this area where such acts would be much desired, for the right price, I just doubt this would be one of them.
Regards,
Anon

[Anonymous No.6527116]

>>6526200
I would eat that once or twice a year.

[Anonymous No.6527221]

>>6526211
>Vegetarians ruining everything again.
Jon Basso was the a nutritionist and the owner of a place called In and Out workout studio. However, 2 things happened.
1. In and Out went after him and tried to take everything he had.
2. His primary customer base was fat people and they would give up after a few days.

Jon realized that working out just wasn't... working out. So, he opened a new venture, a blatant black satire location called the Heart Attack Grill. The goal of the restaurant was to serve the most unhealthy objects imaginable. He hired an 800lb man as his spokes person and let him eat as much as he wanted, for free.

Jon Basso's mission is to teach fat people that if they continue their eating habits, they will die. After the death of his first spokesperson, he was forced out of Phoenix and moved to Vegas, where he got another spokesperson killed. Basso now keeps the remains of his former partner in a plastic bag which he proudly displays.

When you walk into Heart Attack Grill, you are allowed to stand on a cattle scale. If you are over 450lbs, you eat for free. The goal, Basso says, is that these customers may be happy at first, they see people clapping for them, they eat for free, and they feel good when they leave. Then they go home and the harsh reality sets in. They were being applauded because they are the equivalent of a freak show. At that moment they realize that if they continue to eat like this, they're going to die.

Basso's food has killed at least 3 people and yet his business only gets bigger. He hates fat people, he hates their habits, he hates their inability to learn, and he hates the way his message is portrayed in the media. Even when he gets on TV once a year and explains his message, it is still understood and he continues to enjoy a comfortable living. He says that his wife hates his business and doesn't understand the joke, he says she doesn't get it because she's foreign.

[Anonymous No.6527247]

>>6527221
Is this true?
I hope this is true. The world lacks such undilutedly pure yet twisted endeavors. Such is a thing of almost unreal beauty.

[Anonymous No.6527260]

>>6527221
This makes me feel better about the place existing. I know the place was more of a novelty, but I didn't expect this.

[Anonymous No.6527305]

>>6526202
>the spokesfat

[Anonymous No.6527308]

I actually went to HAG last month, just for the novelty of it. Honestly, the food was pretty bland. They don't use many spices in the burgers, the lard is basically the only flavoring. The patties are huge, I had just a regular burger and was full for 6 hours, I can imagine eating a double if I was really stoned, but anything more than that seems crazy to me. I'm in decent shape, and the burger and fries really slowed me down.

The milkshakes also come with a slice of butter on top as garnish. Apparently it used to be a full stick, but no one was going to eat a whole stick of raw butter.

Yes, the waitress' actually spank you with a paddle if you don't finish your meal (my cousin didn't), and most of them hit HARD. Especially the midget.

>>6527221 is right based on what I already know, there's a bunch of TVs playing news reports about the deaths of the spokespeople all the time.

Overall, fun to go to with a group of friends, but I don't see a reason to go back.

[Anonymous No.6527814]

>>6526984
blink 182?


confirmed for homosexual

[Anonymous No.6527922]

>>6527308
>he milkshakes also come with a slice of butter on top as garnish.
how was it? i dont understand what a 'pure butterfat' ice cream tastes like. I made whipped cream from heavy cream one time and it was disgusting. is that basically what it was?

[Anonymous No.6528231]

>>6527922
I think it's just thicker and creamier, not much sweeter. I thought it was pretty good.

[Anonymous No.6528287]

Do females get spanked too?

[Anonymous No.6528348]

>>6527221
I only knew some of the story, but after reading it all this makes me only respect the guy more.

He's the answer to all the HAES, fat activist movement bullshit that exists.

Go ahead, eat 8,000+ calories worth of food daily, but remember it will lead you to an early grave.

He's the hero we deserve.

[Anonymous No.6528388]

have eaten the double bypass burger, was very fucking average

[Anonymous No.6528978]

>>6528388
i assumed with the amount meat they have to supplely it would taste bland

[Anonymous No.6530214]

>>6527221
Hey Anon, you should be flattered, someone started a thread using your post on /fit/

[Anonymous No.6531130]

>>6526984

>MSN messenger
>McAfee
>Adblock plus
>Windows XP

Are you forty years old?

[Anonymous No.6531471]

>>6527247
yes it is
watch his videos, he's 100% upfront about his message

[Anonymous No.6531542]

>>6531130
Are you sixteen? A forty year old wouldn't be running XP, because he's in the workforce, and XP is not supported. A retiree might, because he's not, and he might not notice.

It might seem like forty is grandpa age, but it's a few decades out.

[Anonymous No.6531561]

>>6527221
>forced out of Phoenix
Wait, what? I find that hard to believe.

[Anonymous No.6531782]

>>6527221
I didn't believe what I just read and actually found an interview of him.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/videos/b/889a2a96-078e-438f-977f-e3a045bc0e84

>carries around cremated remains of a customer
Just wow.

[Anonymous No.6531946]

>>6531542
Many businesses still use Windows XP.

[Anonymous No.6532129]

>>6527308

>most of them hit HARD. Especially the midget

Hah, fucking what?

[Anonymous No.6532153]

I love the guy.
I think he loathes fat people, and he's slowly killing them one by one, assisted suicide style, burger by burger.
At the same time, the entire restaurant is basically telling you, blatantly, right to your fucking face
>This shit is going to kill you. Literally. You're going to die if you keep coming here.
..but people keep eating there anyway.
I'd love to see his restaurants become more widespread, just to see more of an outrage against him, and more of him not giving a single fuck about it.

It'd spark a pretty interesting national argument about how people may need to be.. just possibly.. a little more responsible for thier own life choices.

[Anonymous No.6532154]

I spent a week in vegas once, and I ate there every single day. Now, the food was okay, I'm not into fastfood and greasy things but it was edible, but I was not there for the food. You see, I have a spanking fetish, and hiring someone to spank me is too expensive, and I have no hope of ever finding a girl to do it for free, so that place was perfect for me. I ordered something, didn't finish on purpose and they spanked me, giving me enough fap material for the day.

They started suspecting something was fishy by day 3, and the girl delivering the spanking was visibly uncomfortable, but it was a nice week still.

[Anonymous No.6532168]

>>6526459

they look fine you fucking nerd

[Anonymous No.6532177]

>>6531782
that's just so fucking metal

[Anonymous No.6532180]

what are those dry ass burgers made of monkey meat? how is this appealing?

[Anonymous No.6532225]

I fucking love America.

Kali Yuga 5 lyfe.

[Anonymous No.6532278]

>>6526459

[Anonymous No.6532283]

>>6531946
No not really. Maybe your local church or pawn shop.