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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kuS5nH5KUc

>tfw you get a personal shout out from Joey

>> No.6519474
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>tfw Ken won't give me a shoutout unless I donate a tax write-off to him

>> No.6519487

>>6519474
Kek

>> No.6519496

Ooh la laa

;-)

>> No.6519505

>>6519474
>>6519469
Are these faggots working together to spam now?

>> No.6519524
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>>6519505
No fuck, Ken. The tax dollars he gets out of paying to stuff his punchable face have to be filled in with my hard earned dollars.

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>tfw i've been a huge advocate of joey for over a year and didn't get a shoutout because of my deep hatred of ken and all of the anti-ken posts i've made on his videos.

>> No.6519544

How did Joey determine who to give shout outs to? Is it random? I didn't get one :( :(

>> No.6519560

>>6519542
same camp man, I love to post anti-Ken posts on Joey videos and it's even better when my posts always have like 10 or 15 likes, nice to know others hate Ken just as much as me. :^)

>> No.6519564

>>6519469
Joey didn't shout out a single well known broey. I hate to say it, I really do but.... I think we've lost him gyang. Let's remember the good times. ;_;

>> No.6519582
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>>6519560
Ken rules you are just jealous of his success

>> No.6519586

>>6519582
Successful people don't solicit petty cash from children off the Internet like an e-beggar.

>> No.6519599

>>6519586
by youre definition of success but im sure he goes to bed every night feeling accomplished knowing that he worked another good hard day for proper pay and isnt that what matters??

>> No.6519602

>>6519564
I'm OP and I got a shout out. I'm on every single one of his vids encouraging him along. Hell, my shout lasted than LadyTrayce but not longer than fuckface Ken

>> No.6519605

This video is so sweet.

Faggot mods better not delete this fucking thread.

>> No.6519610

>>6519605
It has nothing to do with food or cooking. Go back to /soc/.

>> No.6519615

>>6519542
Oh, no. I hope he mentions me. I was the one who thought up the Christmas card for him.

>> No.6519619

>>6519610
Joey has been a part of this board's culture for a long ass while. All boards have their off topic mascot threads.

>TFW when he shouted out Ken and LadyTrayce

>> No.6519634
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He isn't as pathetic as he used to be.

Not so long ago he used to end his videos on the verge of tears, stuttering and actually loosing his train of thought. Very pathetic and entertaining.

Still wish he would go to the Alinea or the French Laundry.

>> No.6519641

>>6519619
"Board culture" is a lame excuse for shitposting.

>> No.6519646

>>6519469
Joey looks rough--hang in there old chap!

>> No.6519649

>>6519619
You mean you (joe) have kept up a constant stream of spam for the past 3 months to promote your shitty vlog

>> No.6519656

I see this guy posted all the time here, but this was the first video I watched. How the hell do you people stand this guy? "IIiiiii'm BAACCK!"

I lasted 30 seconds and had to close it.

>> No.6519665

>>6519656
He's a silly, happy-go-lucky fatman. What's not to like?

>> No.6519679

>>6519656

you're supposed to watch his videos at x2 speed

>> No.6519690

>>6519665
> happy-go-lucky
He sounds like man both avoiding and attempting suicide with food.

>> No.6519707

>>6519469
Ken fucked Joey over royally. He told Joey to tone it down and not be himself. Joey doesn't seem to to see that Ken is trying to just steal his fans. Poor Joey sees Ken as a mentor, while Ken is just trying to ruin his competition. The downfall of Joey started with the first collaboration with Ken. Search your YouTube history, you know it to be true.

>> No.6519728

>>6519469
Joey is dead. Ken's got his claws DEEP. He even posted the nutritional information for the sandwich he reviewed on Sunday.

>> No.6519866

>2015
>Not being a J Kat cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5YC5TRZW3c

>> No.6520210

>>6519866
hey thats my video lol

>> No.6520668

>>6519586
Ken does.

He's a success. He makes money eating shit food in a van. Probably your dream job which is why you are so bitter.

Ken is a success. That makes your statement and you wrong.

>> No.6520849

>>6520668
yeah whores and drug dealers can be successes and have money too, but that doesn't make their profession commendable.

And I already have my dream job in engineering and make money the honest way without have to start multiple Kickstarters and Indiegogos.

If Ken didn't take people's money and get free tax write-offs on them and dupe people into funding vacations for him, I wouldn't give a shit about Ken's channel or what he does.

>> No.6520864

>>6520668
it's funny how defensive people get when you criticize the shitty youtube celebrities they like. most of them are greedy narcissists.

>> No.6520867

>>6520864
Ken is the ultimate greedy narcissist. It comes across in his videos where there's another person with him like his son. He gets all ansy and impatient when he's not the centre of attention.

>> No.6520957

>>6520867
Kek. What are other examples of this? I just saw the video of Ken's son unboxing his new computer, where Ken is filming his son talk about the computer then gradually starts commenting more and more and eventually turns the camera on himself and takes over

>> No.6521088

>>6520957
the cadbury cream egg mcflurry video he did with his son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMj0KOXT7qU

he doesn't give a shit his son will be late for work, kek

>> No.6521105

>>6521088
The best part is when Ken literally rolls his eyes at the fact of his son having a real job.

>> No.6521122

>>6519469
Joey pls go

>> No.6521139
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REVIEW HOT POCKETS

>> No.6521594

>>6520210
Why are you so scared of the cops?

>> No.6521783

>>6521088

oo la la

>> No.6521869

>>6520864
Of course they are greasy narcissists. Worse still, they think that what they are doing has any significance at all.

But like it or not, Ken is successful. So is Joey. Give these guys tine and somebody will it their shit on cable. The outdoor channel or MTV.

Success today means attracting and holding attention. It doesn't mean it's GOOD or WORTHWHILE.

Look at the whole storage locker wars franchise.

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>>6521783

>> No.6522143

>>6519866
I feel bad for this guy.
Ugly as fuck and talks like a retard.
He looks like Gary the Retard

>> No.6522287

>>6521088
>cadberry

>> No.6522394
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>>6519469

Ken gets sweet Asian pussy, unlike that hambeast Joey

>> No.6522416

>>6522394

He can be seen here receiving a handjob, wondering what it would be like to have M&M candies and vanilla soft serve licked off of his dick.

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>>6522394
It's really funny that a tiny Asian chick is laughing at the size of Kens penis or as he calls it "the tax credit making, don't care if she's faking" wonder worm.

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>>6522466

>Implying she isn't grinning because she's looking forward to getting the ol' 15 and a half Ken Domick Special

>> No.6522526

>>6522487
Look at this faggot

>> No.6522630

>>6522487

Not gonna lie, that's one of the lowest tier Asians chicks I've seen. 0/10, would question if it were even a boy in Bangkok

>> No.6522765 [DELETED] 

Remember to sage, report, and hide

>> No.6522807

>>6522765
Stop reporting threads you don't like you fucking faggot.

>> No.6522812

>>6519469
You know how all this started? Joey's wife called him a fat fuck and said he needed to get out of the house more.

He sure fooled her.

>> No.6522822

>>6522487
Implying anything else aside from Korea Japanese or Chinese isn't shit tier

>> No.6522932

>>6522812
I'm a bit new to Joey, but this fucker is married? How are women this easy?

>> No.6522946

>>6522932
Joey is an immaculate virgin. Jack is cu/ck/ master general. Ken is a fucking faggot lord.

>> No.6522951

>>6522932
Joey was once handsome and athletic. He married a babe. The babe us now a cougar and Joey is a fat fuck.

It happens.

>> No.6522957

>>6522946
Ken is a wonderful guy who donates money to charity. When was the last time YOU donated to charity? Letting bums pick through your trash for bottles does NOT count.

>> No.6522958

I thought that Joey would give me a shoutout because of the animation. Nope.

>> No.6522960

>>6522957
Hey I'll donate your money to charity, too. Just send me 200 and I'll donate half of it to charity! And I'll write it off as a personal donation and "income"!

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>>6522958
We still love you, Hoey.

>> No.6523016

>>6522958
That's a damn shame. I fear that Joey has forgotten the face of his father. Please don't let it discourage you from finishing the animation. I'm the anon that suggested the Ken dad. Please finish it.

>> No.6523018

>>6522962
>>6523016

I'll start on it again soon. I was taking a break from it for a bit but now I have nothing going on.

>> No.6523032

>>6523018
How much more are you planning to do? Just curious, I don't know if you're like half done or almost done.

>> No.6523035

>>6522630

yeah honestly if thats his wife then that explains why his son is a faggot but seriously, that chink is ugly. ive seen more fuckable traps. like bottom tier traps. but what do you expect from a "man" whose "job" entails making epic fast food montages in his fucking automobile?

>> No.6523041

>>6522958

ew thats honestly disgusting if i were you id just delete it. i really hate joey; ken was always bad but joey betrayed his fans and basically spat in their faces in this last "shoutout" vid. he can go review kadunks on a freeway and get rearended, i don't give a fuck.

He shouted out

LADY

TRAYCE

Cool. She's his fan.

Kill Fucking Joey.

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>>6523041

I don't understand who he was giving shout outs to. Where they the most active people commenting on his videos? What the fuck happened to the champ Albert Bill?

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>was about to change my google account name
>got a shout out
>can never change my account name ever again now

>> No.6523083

>>6523054
>Albert Bill

Believe it or not, I am albert bill.

>you tub of lard, Joey is OURs, broeys are HERE to stay and you and ken can FUCK off because JOEY IS TAKING OVER.

I deleted my account after the beef jerkey because I thought, fuck it if joey is going to ignore his fans then I have no reason to keep fighting with demarious bridgeworth and other trolls. I honestly gave up.

I was in email contact with joey, I posted my emails with him, and I asked him for a shout out before I deleted my account like 2 weeks ago.

NO shout out.

Good. You make an animation and get no shout out. I fucking get joey to do operation nacho cheese (with the help of my broeys) and no shoutout.

Good.

Kill. FUcking. JOey.

>> No.6523095

>>6523032

The one I posted is about half of it. In the second half, they go to France, and then they go to Brazil where Joey choked on a fry and dies. Then the boy jumps on his casket while it is being buried and he dies too. They go to the Home Depot Snack Shack in Heaven.

>> No.6523098

>>6523083

I'm not the animation person, but it was started a long time ago when Joey was cooler. The shout out stuff was pretty unnecessary, I feel like these Joey threads did allot in helping him with his success.

>> No.6523110

>>6523098
>feel like these Joey threads did allot in helping him with his success.

They did.

And what appreciation did joey give back?

Uh collaborating with Ken? Shouting out LadyTrayce? Pretending to give a fuck when he says "im back" now (if he even remembers to say it)?

Joeys too fucking stupid to do a retrospective and say yeah the fillet o fish zilla was funny, like monkey style, but im trying to go for a more mainstream Kennish audience.

If he said that, fine, peace and good luck.

But no. He just steathily changes shit to go like ken. I mean he recenty started posting youtube thumbs of him "crazy biting" the items (like ken has done all along). Fuck him.

>> No.6523112

Let's not all gorget he did shout out 4chan a couple times. I think he's too scared to come on here lol.

In the sense that some old Mexican ladies won't watch the Exorcist bc it's evil

>> No.6523117

>>6523110
You've got some problems, but you're a creative writer. Who are your favorite authors?

>> No.6523124

>>6523117

Lol... That got too real. R.A. Wilson, DH Lawrence, Ray Bradbury, Dostoyevsky and Tolstoy are my favorite novelists atm. Reading through Wordsworth and Milton for poetry atm.

>> No.6523131

>>6523035
That's not his wife. It's another YouTuber. Ken never shows his wife or daughter on camera. We should find a way to sic the SJWs on him for his obviously misogynistic ways.
>I'M TRIGGERED!!!! WHY IS KEN IGNORING HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER ON HIS SHOW?!?!?!?!?!?! SURE HIM AND HIS SON GET PLENTY OF SCREEN TIME! WHY DOES KEN TREAT FEMALE FAST-FOOD EMPLOYEES AS OBJECTS????? WHY IS THIS WHITE MALE OPPRESSIVE TO THE FEMALES IN HIS LIFE!!!! CIS SCUM SHITLORD!!!! SUPPORT MY PATREON TO END THIS PATRIARCHY!!!!


It might actually work, just saying.

>> No.6523132

>>6522958
wow I just made comments like "I wish they still sold google glass so Joey could make reviews from his POV" and I got a shout out.
Maybe if you make a whole season and get it on adult swim or something he'll give you a shout out.

>> No.6523140

Vote, you faggots. Mods can't take away our strawpolls
http://strawpoll.me/4405520

>> No.6523143

>>6523132

Heh it's my dream to work for Adult Swim. He'd probably get pissed off and try to be a voice on the show to get further publicity, or just sue me.

>> No.6523144

>>6523143
are you implying that you wouldn't want him to voice Joey?

>> No.6523153

>>6523144

It would be funny, I feel like he'd fuck up and forget his lines a lot and it would be very frustrating

>> No.6523156

>>6523153
>forget his lines
>animated show
If they can do it for Mike Tyson, they can do it for Joey.

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>>6523140
If you vote for anyone other then funny man Ken then you're a moron
>oo la la

>> No.6523168

>>6523156

Don't they have to have the lines somewhat memorized when they record, so it doesn't sound like they're reading off of a page? It would probably be pretty funny though, like he would be nervous and seriously overact his lines and then his heavy breathing would have to be somehow removed

>> No.6523185

>>6523124

oooh arent you special you're artsy but practice writing on an obese hispanic's youtube channel while festering in lore with 4channers who waste their what... tues or wednesdays? on eternal struggles between ken and joey?

good, im glad you deleted albert bill, you've internalized him. and no matter how hard you try to wipe away that thousand island dressing of depression a la joey style or throw the napkin in the bag (with bloopers at the end, just for you and just for you)... you know that the ghost of joey's love has been given up...

farewell, my love... my sweet... he who compared the pizza hut cheezy pizza to a good looking woman... we are both gone from one another... and together...

we


die.

*joey laugh*

hya HYAAAAAA!!!

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>>6523185

>> No.6523222

>>6523213
ive taken a liking to jack, so well played

>> No.6523238

>>6522960
You can't write off income. Do you even finances at all?

>> No.6523277

>>6523238
Take it up with Ken.

>> No.6523317 [DELETED] 

>>6523213
I honestly think this man finds solace in food because his wife cucks him so much.

>> No.6523320

>>6523213
The misery and emptiness in his eyes.

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>>6522958
Fuck Joey, what a fucking disgrace.

>> No.6523329

>>6523321
You fucking faggot. I wanted to sleep tonight.

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Joey has abandoned us. All hope is lost. We are lost children, looking for a safe burger island to climb aboard. Where go?

>> No.6523466

>>6523321
what the fuck. why are insects so fucking scary.

>> No.6523508

>>6523396
Joey's just a hallowed shell now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSf_8ZtlSJw

>> No.6523647

>>6523508
Hollow shell you cockbag.

>> No.6523744

>tfw Joey shows you the happiness lying dormant in your heart

>> No.6523795

>>6523213
Jack is by far a worse person than Ken, but whereas Ken actively tries to be the worst person he can be, Jack is so unaware that he actually thinks he's a good guy.

Jack will never die
But he will never be as good as Joey at his peak, Joey just flew too close to the sun.

>> No.6523813

I wonder when Joey will become homeless, reviewing meals given him by strangers as he sits on the sidewalk in a cardboard box. A bigger box each week as he grows... ever more obese.

>> No.6523846

>>6519469
I can't tell if Joey is losing weight or if he just looks terrible.

>> No.6524008

>>6523846

Ken gave him aids

Annoying internet donation stealeritis

>> No.6524263

>>6524008
It's so sad that this is true. Joey even called Ken a "mentor" so you know Ken is feeding him shitty advice.

Ken can get away with being an unfunny douche with dadjoke-tier gimmicks because he has production values at least.

Joey doesn't have the ability to have quality edited videos and fancy graphics, so now that his videos are just carbon copies of Ken they are just bland.

>> No.6524281

>>6524263
joey has never been good so this isn't a big change

>> No.6524338

>>6523813
Maybe he can move in with Teddy long and the boys down at the shelter.

>> No.6524349

>>6523636
That was fucking great!

>> No.6524588

>>6524338
What a great idea. They could do shelter reviews.

>> No.6524711

>>6523636

Lost it at the Ken part

>> No.6524736

>>6523636

That was awesome. You could be a video editor for Ghost Adventures.

>> No.6524834

>>6519564
Ken has most likely told Joey to stay away from 4chan coz they are nasty le people. Which really is a ruse for Joey to become hated and for Ken to spam CK with his vids instead.

>> No.6524838

>>6519610
Go back to /r/foodporn

>> No.6524845

>>6520668
Jesus Ken would you fuck off.

>> No.6524862

>>6523095
fucking kek

>> No.6524871

>>6523095
I think the fall of Joey is grounds for a rewrite

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>>6523636

>> No.6525047

>>6523636

Lol well done. Could you upload the mp3 of your version concrete blond's joey? I like it all overblown (??) like that

>> No.6525070

>>6525047

Oops thats the wrong song but pls 1) let me know what song dat is and 2) consider upping your version

>> No.6525174

>>6525070
It's this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7r7RGvq7vk

I just added "Wah wah" and lowered the pitch in Audacity.

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I legit want to go to Walmart and see if they have Jack's BBQ sauce. The website says there are a handful around me that carry it. Has anyone else tried it or would I be the first? I have money to waste and I'm wondering what shitty recipe I should do with it.

>> No.6525280

>>6525236
I'm pretty sure you'd be the first

>> No.6525299

I saw Joey Hernandez at a grocery store in San Jose yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person and congratulated him on a review he made last week, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “WOOWOO! WOOWOO! WOOWOO!” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Nutella jars in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be busy and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the Nutella jars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each jar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by farting really loudly.

>> No.6526167

>>6525299
You could be sued for slander anon. Even here you could.

>> No.6526172

Who else #hatejoeyhere?

>> No.6526177

>>6525174
Its embarassing to ask u but i dint know wtf audacity is could u just run the mp3 thru wutever shit u did and put it somewhere i could dl it?

>> No.6526184

>>6525174

Btw that 0:33 effect was awesome

>> No.6526196

>>6526177
I'll get a video of it up soon.

>> No.6526207

>>6526196

Thanks dude

>> No.6526212

>>6526207
>>6526177
Here you go dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS9qg1MYzpI

>> No.6526219

>>6526212

Thanks again man! Listening to it right now and enjoying it. Have an awesome night

>> No.6526242

>>6526219
No problem man.