/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6504149]

This is what I imagine the average /ck/ poster looks like

[Edgar !!PWXmqbpPR/R No.6504154]

>>6504149
Yeah no, sorry. This is me.
No face because my employers wouldn't appreciate me posting on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.6504157]

>>6504154
>Tripfag
>Employed

[Anonymous No.6504161]

>>6504154
Does your employer know you're a self-aggrandising shitlord on an anonymous forum who can't stop mentioning how he sucks dicks?

[Anonymous No.6504164]

>>6504154
Saw this on the front page.

[Anonymous No.6504167]

>>6504154
TIMESTAMP
NOW

[Anonymous No.6504170]

>>6504149
me

[Anonymous No.6504173]

>>6504170
Ur alright. From some cold country?

[Anonymous No.6504196]

>tfw you would look like that if you didn't have a terminal disease that wrecks your digestive tract into being useless

[Anonymous No.6504214]

The Avergae /ck/ poster is
>American
>Overweight
>from a dull fly-over town
>mainly concerned with Soda, fast food and frozen meals
>Picky
>Not a very good cook

[Anonymous No.6504224]

>>6504173
Nah.
I'm a real people.
Just like you.

[Anonymous No.6504230]

>>6504224
you look utterly retarded

[Anonymous No.6504251]

>>6504224

Golden Neckbeard, get back to your containment board:

>>>/tg/

[Anonymous No.6504264]

>>6504224

[Anonymous No.6504279]

I'm normal which makes it even worse I spend time on /ck/.

[Anonymous No.6504282]

>>6504154
Haha faggot no timestamp, you probably look like shit

[Anonymous No.6504895]

It's a well known fact that /ck/ is mostly girls

[Anonymous No.6505123]

>>6504149
im austistic as shit but i look like a 160 lbs version of danial craig, just as muscular but a lot paler, even though i go camping/fishing/hunting all the time.

[Anonymous No.6505143]

never trust a skinny chef

[FoxTrotsky !Y2oQ/xnwmc No.6505153]

/fit/ as fu/ck/

[Anonymous No.6505158]

>>6505153
nice gyno

[Anonymous No.6505166]

>>6504149
A nigger poster jealous of a white person?
What's new now?

[Anonymous No.6505263]

>>6504154
>being this much of a fag

i dont know whether to laugh at you or cry for you tbh. probably laugh

[Anonymous No.6505268]

But anon, I'm 5'11 and hungry skeleton at 130 lbs

Why are you projecting this on me?

[Anonymous No.6505270]

>>6504251
I don't think you understand what a containment board is.

[Anonymous No.6505281]

>>6505153
Nice gyno m8

[Anonymous No.6505347]

>>6504224
so how was the development of minecraft?

[Anonymous No.6505365]

>>6505153
damn nigga u old as fuck

[Anonymous No.6505829]

>>6505158
EVEN ON /CK/

[Anonymous No.6505876]

Not me but this pretty much sums it up.

[Anonymous No.6505877]

>>6504149
That's what the average /ck/ shitposter looks like.

[Anonymous No.6505880]

>>6504224
Are you the Jesus candle guy?

[Anonymous No.6506005]

>>6505876
>snowballing

[Anonymous No.6506090]

>>6504149

[Anonymous No.6506933]

>>6504154
timestamp you cancerous tripfag shitlord. i hope you get raped by dragon dildos, but you'd probably like that wouldn't you?

[Anonymous No.6506941]

Me

[Anonymous No.6506966]

I'm pretty sure /ck/ is mostly bitchy young moms, hipster vegan girls, weebs, and drunks and bros who like talking about fast food

[Anonymous No.6506982]

>>6506941
Oh, but how young you are. You have the eyes of a 16 year old.

[Anonymous No.6507022]

>>6506941

[Anonymous No.6507093]

>>6504170
>>6504224
Me here.
I can't believe no one else has the grapes to post a pic.
The children are correct: /r9k/ rules this board.

[Anonymous No.6507188]

>>6505270

Who let you out of /soc/?

[Anonymous No.6507198]

Me.

[Anonymous No.6507206]

>>6507093
This aint /soc/, I don't come to /ck/ to camwhore. Besides, I don't like the way I look right now. Lately I've been obsessing over my extra skin from when I was fat and I feel gross.

[Anonymous No.6507217]

>>6507206
Probably because you are gross.

[Anonymous No.6507223]

>>6507217
Probably, but hey at least I'm not fat anymore.

[Anonymous No.6507228]

>>6507223
Whatever you say, anon.

[Anonymous No.6507247]

>>6504149
I'm actually a very cute girl.

Its fun that you dont know that though kek

[Anonymous No.6507254]

>>6507206
I was there, anon. There's financing available for tummy tucks and other cosmetic surgeries. Also, I knew a girl who got a free tummytuck. Insurance won't cover the procedure unless there's a medical reason for it. Just keep telling your doctor about how your extra skin is making you so fucking depressed, it keeps you up at night, you try everything you can to get rid of it but it won't go away, you went through all of that hard work for nothing, now you just want to look like other people, etc.

[Anonymous No.6507255]

>>6507247
post a pic

otherwise no one believes you

[Anonymous No.6507270]

Me

>inb4 Mexican jokes
>inb4 no women on the internet

[Anonymous No.6507279]

>>6507270
Please write meme sauce on your tits and cover yourself in Sriracha while reciting the alphabet backwards. Record this and upload it to vid.me and send me the link. Please.

[Anonymous No.6507282]

>>6507254
Fortunately I'm not actually that bad. I am kind of sick of surgery for the time being though.

[Anonymous No.6507283]

>>6507279
Okay.

[Anonymous No.6507294]

>>6507270

but you don't look Mexican in the slightest way?

>not brown
>not fat
>not indio

you look like a wop or a rican tbqh
>Would also accept colombian chilean or brazilian

>also why u in the backseat

[Anonymous No.6507306]

>>6507270
I like your hair.

[Anonymous No.6507307]

>>6507270
You look like your typical Long Island dark wop girl that gives good head.

[Anonymous No.6507309]

>>6507270
you posted yourself twice in a similar thread a few days ago

if you're going to accept being an attention whore with open arms then you should adopt a trip

[Anonymous No.6507320]

Can /ck/ guess which one I am?

[Anonymous No.6507326]

>>6506933
>>6504154
>>6504161
>>6507093
Samefagiing for attention how sad. Except that the last guy. He probably just fell for it.

[Anonymous No.6507328]

>>6507320
Left. Though they look like nearly the same person.

[Anonymous No.6507330]

>>6507320
You won't give me your Skype either way so I don't care.

[Anonymous No.6507331]

>>6507328
Oh shit they're not the same person? I thought it was just a retarded post. Like Like a where's Waldo picture made out of waldos.

[Anonymous No.6507334]

>>6507328
>>6507331
>being incapable of telling the difference between completely different people

[Anonymous No.6507337]

>>6507320
H-hi Sally...

[Anonymous No.6507341]

>>6507331
Their teeth, as far as that picture shows, are more or less identical. They're wearing different rings and seem to have slightly different fingers, though the pictures could have been taken at different times.

Lips are mostly the same. Facial structure as far as jaw and cheekbones appears slightly different. Hair "type" appears very slightly different, but could've just had something different done with it. Eyes I can't really tell, they seem different. Nose is similar, but can't tell.

Breasts and shoulders are different, but that could just be bra / posture differences. Body is similar but still has some differences.

I don't know. It's possible it's the same person, but I'm leaning heavily towards different.

[Anonymous No.6507348]

>>6507341
they don't look like the same person at allllll

[Anonymous No.6507356]

>>6507348
There's some similarities. I didn't think they were the same at first at all either, but the more I looked the more similarities began to stick out.

[Anonymous No.6507358]

>>6507341
>being this incredibly autistic
A hearty kek, my virgin friend.

[Anonymous No.6507359]

>>6507320
Based off of looks, I'd guess you were the one on the left.

Based off of the food on the plate, I'd guess you were the one on the right. I'm really torn about this...

[Anonymous No.6507363]

>>6504224
10/10

would bang.
but that's cause I'm a sucker for white boys with facial hair.

[Anonymous No.6507365]

>>6507341
This autism is too much.

[Anonymous No.6507366]

>>6507358
Yep. Because knowing how to break things down in a concrete sense instead of relying on your instinctual reaction based on how things immediately look on the surface, is autistic.

This is what we have become. Not just dim, but proud of it.

[Anonymous No.6507370]

>>6507320
Left is a solid 6/10.
Right is an 8/10.

You're probably the left.

[Anonymous No.6507372]

The Australians are out in force today. Judging by this thread.

[Anonymous No.6507379]

>>6507320
You're the fat one.

[Anonymous No.6507382]

R8 me /soc/

[Anonymous No.6507408]

>>6507341
They are clearly different people. The one on the left has at least a stone over the one on the right.

[Anonymous No.6507414]

>>6507365
I could not help but notice your png was not optimized anon.
I have optimized your png.
Your png is now optimized.

[Anonymous No.6507420]

>>6507414
Th-thanks you...

[Anonymous No.6507475]

>>6507270
>>6507320
LONDON

[Anonymous No.6507486]

>>6507365
that guy actually can pull off the fedora look

[Anonymous No.6507522]

[Anonymous No.6507558]

>>6507486
Because he's an old man and not a 20+ year old autist.

[Anonymous No.6507579]

>>6507320
I'm more attracted to the left one.....

[Anonymous No.6507593]

Been a regular on /ck/ since circa 2011. Absolute autistic shut-in but not a hamplanet anyway. Its guaranteed that nobody here knows me. Do your worst, co/ck/s.

>>6504224
J?

[Anonymous No.6507616]

>>6507593
Madam, you look positivley radiant ;-) Might I be so bold and ask what your favorite flower is? I would be more than willing to send a bunch (at my expensse, of course!) Reply to me with your contact details and make it happen ;-)

[Anonymous No.6507621]

>>6507593
What exactly drove you to /ck/? Was it natural born autism or were you just not popular in high school?

Either way you look like a girl from my class.

[Anonymous No.6507625]

>>6507593
LONDON

[Anonymous No.6507626]

>>6507363
ey bby

[Anonymous No.6507629]

>>6507593

Oh my, would you care to exchange emails? Perhaps I can take you out for a Kale sandwich one day.....

[Anonymous No.6507630]

>>>/soc/

All of you fuck off

[Anonymous No.6507653]

>>6507621
>What exactly drove you to /ck/? Was it natural born autism or were you just not popular in high school?
Both I guess. Spent one summer break watching a Good eats marathon because of it. Enjoyed food and cooking ever since.

>>6507616
S-stop, anon-kun.. You're making me blush.. Send the flowers to someone you know and make their day because you already made mine

>>6507629
I don't like kale

[Anonymous No.6507677]

>>6507475
>>6507625
No, like this

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

[Anonymous No.6507701]

>>6507653
There was a time when a gent could woo a m'lady with flowers and it would not be frowned upon :/ Would you rather I simply made a perverted comment instead like so many other douches here, madam?

[Anonymous No.6507703]

>>6507366
>Not just dim, but proud of it.
meathead got served nigga

[Anonymous No.6507711]

>>6507701
Hark, vagrant. I see that you are antagonizing my radiant moon gem. Please desist, that I may admire m'lady from afar and curse the fates that have placed the beautiful dewy petals of m'lady's most enticing smile outside of my grasp.

[Anonymous No.6507724]

>>6507711
*unsheathes katana*

[Anonymous No.6507734]

>>6507593
id def make you eat all of the eggs
after the date rape fucking part of course

[Anonymous No.6507736]

>>6507724
>katana
2edgy4me

[Anonymous No.6507747]

>>6507724
*Beats you to death with the saya which is my secret move and catches you off guard*
*laughs*
Teh. Nothin' personnel kid.

[Anonymous No.6507763]

>>6507747
Eh, as I reread this I see that I ruined it by tacking on the last part. I felt reluctant, and it seems I made the wrong choice.

I'm sorry everyone. I'll leave.

[Anonymous No.6507773]

>>6507763
Wot

[Anonymous No.6507776]

>>6507763
I enjoyed it, anon

[Anonymous No.6507792]

>>6507763
I thought it was a neat post.

[Anonymous No.6507793]

>>6507734
Oh man, my sides. Thanks for reminding me of this.

[Anonymous No.6507800]

>>6507320
You're the sign.

[Anonymous No.6507801]

>>6507294
u r blind niggs

[Anonymous No.6507825]

>>6507763
No! Don't go.. I.. thought it was incredibly badass :-) My favourite flowers are orchids, if it matters. And I'll think of you whenever they're around..

You're my hero forever, anon-kun~

[Anonymous No.6507902]

>>6507801

She's not in the backseat?

[Anonymous No.6507907]

>>6507320
you're on the left, your sister is on the right

[Anonymous No.6507915]

>>6507902
Correct. I am in the front seat.

[Anonymous No.6507938]

>>6507320
Your the black dude in the background.

[Anonymous No.6507968]

>>6507270

Is it really necessary to post your picture twice in one week?

>>6507328

This seems like a good solution.

[Anonymous No.6507995]

>>6505153
Gino,


Also filtered.

[Anonymous No.6508001]

>>6507522
I'm unsure what's going on in this picture.

[Anonymous No.6508007]

>>6504149
Needs a fedora, and you got what I see in my mind.

[Anonymous No.6508008]

>>6504170
Who knew there were muslim women in our midst.
>so brave

[Anonymous No.6508011]

>>6507270

[Anonymous No.6508026]

>>6508011
That bad skin says otherwise.

[Anonymous No.6508033]

>>6508011
Obviously not, since Sunday is burrito day,

[Anonymous No.6508038]

>>6508033
It's Taco Tuesdays bro.

[Anonymous No.6508072]

>>6508001
Not the original poster, but I think it was an art piece at the Wellcome Collection about a year or so ago. Exhibition was all about obesity and society's obsession with food. Something like that.

[Anonymous No.6508074]

>>6508072

It's one of the few art projects I can stand behind then.

[Anonymous No.6508079]

>>6508033
No. That's Thursday. Actually, you have a choice between Sloppy Joes or burritos in a bag.

[Anonymous No.6508086]

>>6507320
Please be the one on the right. I would gorilla tape 5 pounds of raw meat to my testicles and swim 200 miles through piranha infested waters using Rosie O'Donnell's queef as my only air supply just to smell the feces of a goat that once licked your hand at a petting zoo.

[Anonymous No.6508091]

>>6508086
Are you the same guy who e-stalked Rachel Riley?
He told her something like he'd drag his testicles through 200 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

[Anonymous No.6508098]

>>6508074
Actually, having looked it up, it turns out the exhibition (or this particular sculpture...thing...) is still on display. You can go see it. In real life.

Right now.

[Anonymous No.6508103]

>>6508098
I'm not from america, so that would be a very expensive museum trip indeed.

[Anonymous No.6508114]

>>6508103
the wellcome collection is in LONDON m80

[Anonymous No.6508117]

>>6508114
well fug, maybe this summer then.

[Anonymous No.6508119]

>>6508117
Do it tomorrow. If the exhibition hadn't already shut at 6pm, I'd say do it today.

[Anonymous No.6508121]

>>6507382
It's like all of the light has been gone from your eyes for a long time already

[Anonymous No.6508124]

>>6508119
I'm not a britbottle m8.

[Anonymous No.6508128]

>>6508011
On Friday my family would always eat tamales my grandma made for us.

Other than that it was tacos or hamburger helper every night

Best childhood ever

[Anonymous No.6508170]

>>6507341

christ, i didn't expect sperging this hard on /ck/, this is next level shit

[Anonymous No.6508176]

>>6508072
>>6508098

can confirm, i saw it last weekend

[Anonymous No.6508179]

>>6504224

What sludge metal band are you in? I wanna hear

[Anonymous No.6508187]

>ITT camwhore writefag weaboo shit
Get >>>/out/

[Anonymous No.6508219]

meh

[Anonymous No.6508242]

>>6508187
Seems more /soc/ to me. Why would you send a bunch of people clearly desperate for attention to a board where most of the people spend time alone outside?

[Anonymous No.6508246]

>>6505880
Jesus candles is black.

[TomatoGlazed No.6508257]

Been posting on this board for a couple years now, I've learnt so much from you guys and had some great laughs. The fuck is up with this captchas though eh?

[Anonymous No.6508264]

>>6508257

Y-y-you too

>captcha: burritos pictures

[Anonymous No.6508313]

>>6507382
You're not a grill m8

[Anonymous No.6508318]

>>6507616

>Madam, you look positively radiant

[Anonymous No.6508322]

>>6508011

You should since they're fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.6508339]

>>6508219
Wow, you're eyes are mesmerizing. What's your nationality?

[Anonymous No.6508348]

>>6508339
Dis nigga srs?

[Anonymous No.6508358]

>>6508242
>Why would you send a bunch of people clearly desperate for attention to a board where most of the people spend time alone outside?
Who cares where they go? Just as long as its not here

[Anonymous No.6508382]

>>6508358
You're so mad right now. Calm down.

[Anonymous No.6508390]

>>6508257
Nice jugs.

[Anonymous No.6508397]

>>6508382
>You're so gay right now. Choke on a dick.
Am I doing it right?

[Anonymous No.6508429]

>>6508257
Oh look, she's already laying down.

[Anonymous No.6508453]

>>6508429
jelly hamplanet detected

[Anonymous No.6508456]

>>6505153
you might want to get yourself checked for klinefelters

[Anonymous No.6508482]

>>6507593
PLEASE be in london

[Anonymous No.6508514]

>>6508339
chinese

[Anonymous No.6508525]

>>6508397
No.

[Anonymous No.6508542]

Note: no spoon or glasses.

[Anonymous No.6508545]

Webm related, me.

[Anonymous No.6508571]

>>6508545
i like you're style buddy

on a serious note, attentionwhore retards aside, i wonder why ck is the super-mature adulty adult board on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.6508574]

>>6508571
Because everyone has le haughty serious cooking persona.

[Anonymous No.6508585]

>>6508545
>>6508571
>>6508574

[Anonymous No.6508588]

>>6508091
It's really old pasta dude

[Anonymous No.6508591]

I want to post a picture of myself but I don't want to come off as a faggot.

[Anonymous No.6508592]

>>6508585
I'm just Jack and le haughty shitposter though.

[Anonymous No.6508593]

>>6508591
Too late.

[Anonymous No.6508595]

>>6508574
It's the deep and rich culture that we have.

Virtually no trolling, in depth, nuanced and respectful discussions we have. Plus, some legitimately almost world class post here all the time and give great advice/tips.

[Anonymous No.6508611]

>>6508545
How do you manage to make a webm that quality with only 2.84MB?

[Anonymous No.6508689]

>>6508318
If you disagree with that then you must be gay

[Anonymous No.6508710]

>>6508689

When somebody speaks like that I imagine somebody with down syndrome wearing a monocle and a top hat and no pants.

[Anonymous No.6508766]

This is me.

[Anonymous No.6508769]

>>6508766
how big is your penis?

[Anonymous No.6508777]

>>6508769
5.4" erect. 5.6" girth. It's very small and feminine.

[Anonymous No.6508803]

>>6508777
>that
>small
That's perfectly average.