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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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6500259 No.6500259 [Reply] [Original]

Okay I'll admit that growing up I have done some things I'm not proud of. For instance, when I was just going into puberty I was tempted... not having much experience with masturbation I didn't know what the best way to do it was so I used a warm banana peel. It didn't feel the best but it wasn't terrible. My cock could get into half the peel.

See, I'm OK with admitting something like that. I have also had real sex with food. Whipped cream, y'know? The usual except mine was a gay experience that I don't regret.

So now I'm asking if you have had your own experiences with being in the mood for sex and utilizing food. NSFW.

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>>6500259

I want to thank you for replacing me as the most hated tripfag on /ck/.

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6500273

http://youtu.be/hdHZ5hp45Fc

>> No.6500274

Used an apple once. Carved out the core, etc.

Felt quite nice, more of a soft wave like massage. I left a small smooth ridge that massaged my frenulum with every thrust, and after shaped the entrench properly foreskin didn't get hung up on it and smoothly glided through. Sensation was more like waves, not strong enough to reach orgasm on its own.

Only done such a thing once. Waste of an apple, really. Felt half dulled and slightly ashamed afterwards, burned the apple. Not sure if I'd recommend.

This is more novel than most threads on /ck/ right now besides.

>> No.6500299

I feel like I shouldn't admit this...

Anal insertion. Yeah, I know most of you will hate to hear about "gay stuff" but fuck right off. I've experiemented with carrots in my ass and it felt a lot better than the banana peel. Guess that's to be expected when a good prostate massage is easier to achieve than with the prostate.

>> No.6500347

>>6497141

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>>6500274
>burned the apple

>mfw imagining a fat sperg watching an apple burn in his backyard after trying to masturbate with it

>> No.6500479

>>6500367
>trying

>> No.6500488

>>>/r9k/

>> No.6500498

Has anyone tried using a grapefruit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdHZ5hp45Fc

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>>6500273

>when she just casually goes to town on that dildo

i was not ready

>> No.6500557

>>6500273
>CAAWWAWAAWAAWAAAAAWAWWAAAWAAA

Top keks. Every. Single. Time.

>> No.6500564

>>6500299
Have you ever been humiliated? Like, badly?

>> No.6500569

>>6500273
There is no way that doesn't burn like hell and possibly also give you a rash.

>> No.6500636

>>6500273
>dat feel when coulda been fucking a grapefruit all these years...