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6494847 No.6494847[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Hey guys

I just spent my last $200 to get my divorce papers notorized. I really need something to help down the taste of that crack addicts semen.

Will you cook me something?
Anything?

>just fuck my shit up

>> No.6494850

Why is divorce so expensive?


Because it's worth it.

>> No.6494856

YOU NEED 2 AM CHILI

>> No.6494863
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6494863

Here you go

A mans meal

>> No.6494867
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6494867

>You eat HOW MUCH sugar a day, anon?

>> No.6494881

JUST

>> No.6494883

>>6494867

just

>> No.6494884

FOR

>> No.6494886

LITTLE

>> No.6494888

WHITE

>> No.6494890

SCRATCH IT

>> No.6494897

HEY GANG HDJKFGJRDXVJAWRUNCSEYJVSK I'M BYAAAACK

>> No.6494908

WE

>> No.6494909

F

>> No.6494910

U

>> No.6494912

C

>> No.6494918

K

>> No.6494921

B

>> No.6494923

O

>> No.6494928

Y

>> No.6494940

>>6494847
You sound like a friend of mine from Pennsylvania, don't sweat the money just remember that your life is your own now.

Don't go crazy m8, do remember that you're free.

A friend of mine got his divorce papers done last month and sent to him, he was buggin' out happy.

Good times man!

>> No.6494945

>>6494850
Because lawyers and children.

>> No.6494973

>>6494909
>>6494910
>>6494912
>>6494918
>>6494921
>>6494923
>>6494928
Impressive.

>> No.6494988
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6494988

Sorry all I have 4. U is more semen

>> No.6495013

>>6494863
>milk steak and jelly beans
can attest, man meal

don't ruin it by nervously eating cheese first, though

>> No.6495069

>>6494973
On a slow moving board, no, not really.

>> No.6495085

>>6494988
>>6495013
Muh fist needz moar lube

>> No.6495115

>>6494847
>crack addict
Lawyer, ex, bbc, or all of the above?

>> No.6495217

>>6495069
Calm down, shitposter.

>> No.6495337
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6495337

JUST

>> No.6495339
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6495339

MEME

>> No.6495340
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6495340

MY

>> No.6495347
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6495347

SHIT

>> No.6495350
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6495350

UP

>> No.6495400

Why the fuck would you post onions but not nutella? Do you even meme, son?