Food Gore

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Food Gore Anonymous Sat May 9 17:41:39 2015 No.6489344 [Reply] [Original]

Post your Food Gore, the most terrible foods you've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 17:42:02 2015 No.6489347 File: 507 KB, 771x1024, hammousse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 17:43:21 2015 No.6489355 File: 55 KB, 640x480, eggshotdogjello.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 17:46:24 2015 No.6489363 File: 119 KB, 700x653, veggiemold.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The jello molds are the worst.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 17:47:44 2015 No.6489369 File: 747 KB, 707x1024, cheezwhizem.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is the last of the ones I have.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 17:55:59 2015 No.6489384 File: 79 KB, 500x338, ck hoops.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 18:05:39 2015 No.6489408 >>6489384 Would eat

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 18:08:38 2015 No.6489418 >>6489344 I love Miracle Whip! Just ... not on pears ...

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 18:10:30 2015 No.6489423 File: 862 KB, 792x694, PartyCheeseSalad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6489344 You aren't ready for this recipe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 18:19:53 2015 No.6489446 File: 64 KB, 160x120, MAXIMUM+OVER-RUSTLE+_337b583c4146775365db1132e2042576.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6489423

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 18:24:33 2015 No.6489458 >>6489423 I'd try it. Looks and sounds like a horrible thing, but fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 18:24:54 2015 No.6489459 >>6489423 I made that on a whim and it's actually good.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 18:37:13 2015 No.6489496 it looks like a cream pie

Anonymous Sat May 9 18:37:39 2015 No.6489497
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>>6489344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>6489423
Jesus Christ that is reaaaal fuckin disgusting
>tastes like a dessert!!
>is full of whipped cream, jello, and cream cheese
>fucking cunt

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 18:40:41 2015 No.6489508 File: 186 KB, 569x900, gg10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6489423 That looks like if heart disease wanted to improve on fruit cake.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 18:49:09 2015 No.6489530 File: 37 KB, 268x290, gg2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6489497 Oh hon' I feel so bad for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 18:51:43 2015 No.6489539 File: 147 KB, 423x317, 1391319382444.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6489497 >watch other videos from her >tfw "Oh, Honey, No. . . "

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 18:56:34 2015 No.6489551 >>6489458 do it!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:03:23 2015 No.6489568 >WA LA, the thread

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:10:41 2015 No.6489580 >>6489423 You could see him trying not to gag when he tastes it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:23:03 2015 No.6489605 >>6489363 if you tried to cut it then it would get destroyed and it looks vile. Are those Olives or expired peaches?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:27:38 2015 No.6489611 File: 60 KB, 540x540, american 'food'68.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:48:48 2015 No.6489669 File: 9 KB, 277x230, ▄█▀ █▬█ █ █ █ █ █ █ ▀█▀.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6489611

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 19:58:49 2015 No.6489702 File: 236 KB, 763x980, sackosauce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 20:08:57 2015 No.6489730 File: 187 KB, 1100x729, eulers number.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This looks truly...offal

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 20:17:58 2015 No.6489761 File: 139 KB, 600x1031, 39062c7240c93b61fcb536c62f39f124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 20:57:21 2015 No.6489851 >>6489730 That looks like a combination of all of the Artifacts from S.T.A.L.K.E.R

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 21:42:54 2015 No.6489942 >>6489761 This looks good, don't be a pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 21:59:48 2015 No.6489995 >>6489761 I'm french, beef tongue is a thing here and I swear to god that if cooked properly it's fucking delicious >>6489730 what the fuck is this

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:01:11 2015 No.6490002 >>6489851 A NUUU

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:02:08 2015 No.6490005 File: 72 KB, 250x144, picture-216-e1316725306125.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:10:49 2015 No.6490031 >>6489423 >american cheese is garbage >cool whip is garbage

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:31:46 2015 No.6490099 >>6489995 What is tongue like? Is it similar in texture and taste to regular beef meat? It's not really common in Australia, but I could probably find it if I looked hard enough. Do you recommend any recipes?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:33:07 2015 No.6490106 >>6490099 It tastes like beef, but it needs to be cooked a lot, good for stews etc. not something you just grill up or it will be really tough.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:43:54 2015 No.6490144 >>6490002 CHIKI

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:49:15 2015 No.6490157 >>6489730 Is that a tounge with different types of fungus growing off of it?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:57:16 2015 No.6490175 >>6490144 BREEKI

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 23:01:35 2015 No.6490183 >>6489995 Tripe, google it. Scary as fuck.

Anonymous Sat May 9 23:21:35 2015 No.6490227

>>6490099
When I was in Japan I stayed at a small inn where one of the owners was a French trained chef who cooked cow tongue one night. It was very good. I'm not entirely sure how it was cooked but I think it was boiled with a wine (and raisin?) sauce on top.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 23:52:44 2015 No.6490288 >>6490099 >its not really common in Australia Were your parents immigrants? Are you an immigrant?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 00:00:05 2015 No.6490310 >>6489761 tongue is literally the most tender cut, it's pretty delicious

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:03:35 2015 No.6490568 >>6490227 Seconding for good in Japan. They slice it almost paper thin and you fry it some sesame oil on grill at your table. The best marbling you can get on a throwaway cut of meat.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:08:25 2015 No.6490582 >>6489702 this is a good idea

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:09:38 2015 No.6490585 >>6489369 ever had a philly cheese steak? This doesn't seem too bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:10:27 2015 No.6490587 >>6489730 >This looks truly...offal xD dude

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:22:28 2015 No.6490602 >>6489605 Lol Malcolm in the Middle

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:27:41 2015 No.6490613 What were people in the 50's thinking with some of this shit? How can I throw together something quick so my husband doesn't beat me for not having dinner on the table?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:28:00 2015 No.6490615 >>6489369 ricos cheese on hotdogs that was always the leftover snack after a church function i have eaten that shit so many times

Anonymous Sun May 10 02:52:52 2015 No.6490642

>>6490613
Between the great depression and wartime rationing, by the 50s (protip: many people were still pretty damn poor for years after WWII because they couldn't all cash in their war bonds at once) an entire generation of middle-class and lower children had been largely raised on poverty foods and the women had learned how to cook said poverty foods from their mothers.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:54:14 2015 No.6490644 >>6489730 If I cut it, will it bleed? I can almost hear it screaming.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 02:56:00 2015 No.6490648 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8hnLuiOi_Y

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 03:04:03 2015 No.6490653 >>6490648 speaking of the past: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXOCuoZIpzI

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 03:25:55 2015 No.6490672 >>6489761 beef tongue is delicious meat.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 03:36:21 2015 No.6490686 >>6489369 this actually isn't bad at all, i havent had cheeze wiz on years but i seriously want to go buy some just for this its really good with hotdogs

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 03:38:10 2015 No.6490687 >>6490099 I'd compare it to roast beef as far as taste and texture go. Personally I like it with just a bit of salt and pepper then fried on the pan

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 03:38:16 2015 No.6490688 >>6489423 at least he is wary of it himself and is self-aware enough to know it sounds like absolute shit but seriously this sounds like absolute garbage

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 03:40:40 2015 No.6490690 >>6490099 the closest thing i would say is like the texture of oxtail or something but the beef taste is more mild it's actually really good

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 03:41:41 2015 No.6490691 >>6490648 >linking a buzzfeed video kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 04:33:43 2015 No.6490760 File: 1.43 MB, 500x287, JK6586X.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6490691 I like their food tasting videos.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 04:41:24 2015 No.6490768 File: 10 KB, 187x194, gg7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6490585 I guess I haven't because they all melted real cheese into it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 04:50:15 2015 No.6490784 >>6490760 I do too. I hate myself for watching them because I hate buzzfeed so fucking much.

Anonymous Sun May 10 04:51:49 2015 No.6490789
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>>6489344
Miracle Whip is pig disgusting and should be abolished. BUT, Pear Salad is fucking delicious and you shouldn't knock it till you've tried it. It's better made with fresh pears, but it's delicious nonetheless. NEVER made with Miracle Shit, though. Only homemade or Hellmanns, or Duke's, and some sharp cheddar.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 06:30:13 2015 No.6490875 >>6489497 >1 can of condensed milk >one cup of sugar >half a pot of mayonnaise >all those calories and fat measurements >does not serve in a plate, eats directly from bowl instead she's fat because of hormones please believe

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 06:33:32 2015 No.6490879 >>6490789 as salad as my pizza aparently

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 06:43:35 2015 No.6490894 >>6489423 what the fuck is wrong with americans

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 06:46:01 2015 No.6490897 >>6489344 I thought these were uteruses

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 06:50:55 2015 No.6490903 >>6490099 It tastes like really tender beef that absorbs flavor well. What I do is boil it for a while then peel the outer skin off, cut the meat and sautee it with some sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 07:02:55 2015 No.6490917 File: 1.07 MB, 1279x1920, tumblr_nho3j4NvI71rd8p0ro1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why was old timey american cuisine so fucking nasty and bizarre

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 07:05:04 2015 No.6490921 File: 17 KB, 258x315, 10256059746.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6489423 >It blows my mind that it's so sweet and desert like and has all those vegetables in it >all those vegetables

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 07:09:40 2015 No.6490926 >>6490921 *dessert

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 07:37:50 2015 No.6490960 >>6490917 >why was old timey american cuisine so fucking nasty and bizarre Boomers. It's always boomers.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 08:09:20 2015 No.6490999 >>6490879 Is your pizza cold and covered in fruit? Sounds like a pretty faggy ass pizza.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 08:10:41 2015 No.6491000 >>6490960 Oh you kids....you always think you know so much more than your elders.

>>	Anonymousse Sun May 10 08:28:56 2015 No.6491024 >>6490960 Most of the boomers were kids when this shit was being created. This stuff is from the 50s and early 60s. You can blame them for a lot, but not for this sort of thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 08:39:38 2015 No.6491038 File: 200 KB, 660x330, 1393916662249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] obligatory canned chicken

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 09:38:07 2015 No.6491154 >>6490768 It's actually more traditional to use processed cheese on a cheesesteak rather than real cheese. I live in Philadelphia.

Anonymous Sun May 10 09:38:25 2015 No.6491156

>>6490917
Combine two generations of women being in the workforce already, one generation's worth of Great Depression and Dust Bowl catastrophes fucking up absolutely everything, THEN four years of full involvement in World War II. Now add in huge companies trying to not go bankrupt by selling their millions of tons of canned wartime supplies on the free market, and the burgeoning demands of a newly-born generation (the Boomers) who would never know deprivation.

The moms were swamped, unskilled at cooking and commanded by their government to "go back" to a domesticity they had never known in the first place, all to make room in the workforce for the returning men, who were largely unemployed before the war.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 10:13:13 2015 No.6491209 >>6491156 Good points

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 11:42:53 2015 No.6491422 File: 2.43 MB, 3552x2000, WP_20140410_001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6489355 I have those same plates :D I make terrible food also :D

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 11:47:54 2015 No.6491438 >>6491154 Sounds like shit even if it is more traditional. I'm gonna continue using real cheese.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 12:16:53 2015 No.6491527 >>6491438 No problem. I prefer mine with real cheese too.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 12:24:21 2015 No.6491552 File: 1.18 MB, 209x180, ^_^.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6491527 Reasonable people on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 12:26:13 2015 No.6491558 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 12:51:07 2015 No.6491622 File: 995 KB, 3264x1952, 1399837441040.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 12:54:30 2015 No.6491635 >>6491622 Are...are those mushrooms?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 13:13:34 2015 No.6491680 >>6489423 american cooking everyone

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 13:18:32 2015 No.6491699 >>6491680 hahaah epic post bro XDDDD liked :)

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 13:23:43 2015 No.6491717 >>6489423 Even if it's somehow good, how the hell does someone come up with this mix of ingredients to make it the first time?

Anonymous Sun May 10 13:23:55 2015 No.6491718

>>6490917
newfound time, effort and money for meals

a national obsession with 'fine french dining'

corporations like kraft and betty crocker selling premade, processed foot items to a public who never had the luxury

imagine this scenario: "golly gee, i can make my husband a genuine 'terrine,' but all i have to do is buy some oscar mayer bologna, a packet of plain jell-o, a jar of pickles, and a can of peas! my husband will be ever so impressed AND it will be quick and easy!"

then she goes in the kitchen and make this frankenstein monster. the husband gets home and he is actually impressed because he grew up in poverty, ate rations in ww2, and spent the last 5 years working at the factory. he got shipped to france but wartime wasn't the time for trying new things, he never had a french meal. he doesn't know what terrine is but he heard of it once so it must be fancy and delicious. he also knows the alternative is overcooked beef with canned veggies and buttered sliced bread on the side so he is willing to try whatever.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 13:29:06 2015 No.6491734 >>6491622 this looks good i would not say no to a good steak and a fucking portabello mushroom cap full of cheddar cheese and breadcrumbs (?) throw some red onions in that mushroom and you've got a deal

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 13:29:41 2015 No.6491737 >>6491154 No, it's not. No, you don't.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 13:31:51 2015 No.6491747 File: 77 KB, 500x500, Thats_not_how_it_works.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6491737 Yes it is Yes I do

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 13:32:55 2015 No.6491748 >>6490784 Fucking hell, I'm in the same boat. It is my one guilty pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 13:34:45 2015 No.6491753 >>6489344 I am not a picky eater, and my tastes in food aren't exactly the best, but Jesus christ that shit makes me want to vomit, just at the thought of what half a pear filled with salad dressing would taste like.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 13:35:56 2015 No.6491756 >>6491737 If you go to a 5 star restaurant and order a cheesesteak then it will probably have real cheese, but every diner and food cart I've been to in Philly serves cheesesteaks with cheese sauce

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 13:39:29 2015 No.6491778 >>6489761 I've had beef tongue at a columbian place and it was like the softest steak I've ever had

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 13:45:28 2015 No.6491798 >>6490789 That looks just as disgusting, only better presented

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 14:05:05 2015 No.6491865 >>6491622 My dad used to put blue cheese in mushrooms. The cheese separates into oil and mold granules and it's disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 14:11:49 2015 No.6491894 >>6490175 IVE DAMKE

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 14:23:06 2015 No.6491917 >>6491766 at first i thought this was eggs. then i thought this was a mirabelle pancake and wondered what's so bad about it. then i realized it's a tomato omelette and now i get it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 14:25:23 2015 No.6491925 >>6491798 Lots of foods look bad but taste delicious. It's your loss if you're not adventurous enough to try them.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 15:03:59 2015 No.6492082 I might be about to produce some. Is it possible to make a pasta sauce with leftover canned tomatoes, some fresh ones, buckweath, canned corn and lamb's lettuce? I need to get rid of that lettuce so I thought mixing everything together will do.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 15:24:36 2015 No.6492143 >>6491917 >then i realized it's a tomato omelette and now i get it. No, it's a really bad store bought burger.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 15:39:44 2015 No.6492188 File: 195 KB, 291x260, 1430804760476.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6489851

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 16:20:38 2015 No.6492331 >>6489344 Has /ck/ seen this? its long but worth it. I couldn't take my eyes away. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM >Reads and collects all ingredients >doesn't read how to put them together >Tops plain ground beef with a stick of celery

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 16:41:35 2015 No.6492398 >>6492331 He's clearly fucking retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 16:52:52 2015 No.6492427 >>6492331 that's super squee don't link that fucking clickbait trash link ever again

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 16:58:45 2015 No.6492441 >>6489369 That burger looks pretty tasty

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 17:20:08 2015 No.6492493 >>6489730 I have yet to see a thread where someone actually knew what this this is. >that knife and fork off to the side like it ready to eat

Anonymous Sun May 10 17:25:30 2015 No.6492507

>>6489730
>>6492493
>what is google image search?
>hurr how do I internet?

>This is 5 lbs of frozen green beef tripe strips, the stomach of ruminating animals. This is not the bleached tripe seen in grocery stores. Green tripe stinks. It’s not like manure or dog poop, not like vomit or garbage. It’s like a dozen of the worst smells you can imagine, mixed together to rot, and then multiplied by 10. Just plain nasty, but the dogs absolutely love it and it has lots of health benefits for them.
http://queenofzoom.com/2014/02/28/raw-beef-products/

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 17:27:13 2015 No.6492511 >>6492493 I'm almost sure it's parts of beef stomach. you can make a soup with it. the meat surprisingly doesn't have any specific taste, it's rather bland.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 17:33:29 2015 No.6492536 File: 6 KB, 170x170, wololo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] love these videos. god bless old white people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6wogkFWoIo >"this is one of his trademark secrets" >slices the hot dog down the middle

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 18:39:15 2015 No.6492720 File: 189 KB, 600x600, 1369540753450.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6491038 Jesus Christ...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 18:42:02 2015 No.6492726 >>6491917 >tomato omelette I thought it was a tomato pancake

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 18:46:05 2015 No.6492734 File: 31 KB, 569x571, 1396920919756.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6492331 Fuck this autism and everything within a mile radius of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:11:07 2015 No.6492820 >>6492536 (NOT all the way though)

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:16:40 2015 No.6492845 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI2ANreTjsY i think its real :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:24:04 2015 No.6492862 >>6492845 This dude is trying way too hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:26:45 2015 No.6492869 >>6491717 well, he keeps acknowledging how unlikely those ingredients sound, could it be culinary genius? But also this >>6489423

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:27:40 2015 No.6492873 File: 1.68 MB, 2592x1936, IMG_2198 - Copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:28:45 2015 No.6492875 >>6492862 i think thats the point

Anonymous Sun May 10 19:32:40 2015 No.6492884

>>6489423
>I don't even know what utensil to use for this
I hate this guy.

Also, we need to euthanize old people before they pass this great depression salad garbage on to the next generation.
We can buy things that taste good together now. Let it die.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:33:12 2015 No.6492885 >>6492873 i winced immediately

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:33:16 2015 No.6492886 >>6492873 I can't even see what that is. It looks like it could quite possibly taste alright, even if it's presented and photographed terribly.

Anonymous Sun May 10 19:33:42 2015 No.6492887
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>>6489423
until he got to the jello stuff, it seemed kinda fine. The mix of bell pepper, cool whip, celery, pineapple and cheese reminds me of german Schichtsalat.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:35:29 2015 No.6492890 >>6492331 >half a second in >"welcome" >already kekking please tell me this is carefully orchestrated

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:37:07 2015 No.6492894 >>6492887 Cool whip doesn't exist in Europe.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:37:13 2015 No.6492895 File: 132 KB, 800x1067, chicken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:37:52 2015 No.6492901 File: 19 KB, 150x150, rocky_crookes_surprise.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6489344

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:37:58 2015 No.6492902 File: 98 KB, 600x600, 52100007380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6492884 But anon, who will be there to tell us about how parsley is the only necessary seasoning, topping, filling, ingredient, contraceptive, or daily vegetable serving?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:38:31 2015 No.6492903 >>6492886 "Currywurst" that was burnt and left out for a while with some brown bread that someone tried to spread butter on that hadn't been soft enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:39:16 2015 No.6492906 >>6492895 Wait, did they remove the wings and stuff everything else up the ass?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:40:01 2015 No.6492908 File: 17 KB, 306x308, ragev.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6492902 NO IT'S FUCKING NOT GRANDMA

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:40:17 2015 No.6492909 >>6492903 Eh fuck it, I've eaten worse when drunk.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:40:37 2015 No.6492911 File: 515 KB, 2592x1944, teratoma.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:41:51 2015 No.6492915 File: 91 KB, 600x800, 10097.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:41:57 2015 No.6492916 File: 32 KB, 288x366, M_4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:42:05 2015 No.6492917 File: 1.78 MB, 2592x1936, IMG_2476.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6491622 Actually had that before.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:42:15 2015 No.6492919 >>6492911 that looks fucking good

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:45:27 2015 No.6492929 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aueah-mOjDI Literally any video Ashens does of Poundland food fits this thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:45:29 2015 No.6492930 >>6492911 the contents look delicious though, and would eat if served individually, 50 feet apart from that accurate filename

Anonymous Sun May 10 19:46:40 2015 No.6492934

>>6491717
one time when I was high on lots of dissociatives I wanted to make a pie. I already had a pie, but I thought it was shitty. So I made a crust from cookie dough, took the filling out of the pie, mixed it with boiled pumpkin and sugar and maybe spices? probably not. I also mixed in 8 oz of cream cheese and put it in the oven for 40 minutes. The crust was burnt and everything tasted like shit because pumpkin pie isn't actually made of pumpkin and lesser pies. The pie never even set.

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:51:46 2015 No.6492942 File: 591 KB, 1200x800, feast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:52:52 2015 No.6492946 >>6492942 FUCK I wish I was rich and/or noble.

Anonymous Sun May 10 19:53:38 2015 No.6492949
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>>6492916
delicious

>>6492941
would eat, despite that they look like bee penises

>>6492909
>Eh fuck it, I've eaten worse when drunk.

/ck/ in a nutshell

The people who make fucked-up food on purpose, like jelly bean milk steak or that nasty powerade turkey, remind me of people who post videos where they destroy or pop the air bubbles on expensive nikes.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:53:59 2015 No.6492952 File: 37 KB, 1024x683, 143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't like the tongue texture

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 19:55:10 2015 No.6492957 File: 65 KB, 1300x975, Beef_tongue_preparation.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 20:02:11 2015 No.6492974 >>6492949 Milk steak was some sort of reference to a TV show and powerade turkey was from a photoshoot where a guy tried to make the worst Thanksgiving ever. I'd link it but >Buzzfeed

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 20:29:29 2015 No.6493065 >>6489995 tongue is better sliced really paper thin, grilled over charcoal a bit and then dipped in some lemon juice or yuzu or ponzu.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 20:33:56 2015 No.6493075 >>6492949 that's fucking hilarious considering how expensive and small japanese condoms actually are

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 20:37:08 2015 No.6493086 >>6489423 but why?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 20:47:57 2015 No.6493116 File: 333 KB, 1900x1425, IMG_2916.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 20:49:54 2015 No.6493124 File: 74 KB, 960x720, 1264063067722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:11:13 2015 No.6493197 >>6491717 obviously a recipe from the 50s not joking, thats nasty cheap 1950s mom cooking

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 21:26:03 2015 No.6493239 >>6492949 thats not BPA free enjoy your condomcancer

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 22:18:27 2015 No.6493371 File: 144 KB, 520x500, 1429575012153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6489423 >all that cream cheese and cool whip

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 22:23:28 2015 No.6493376 File: 127 KB, 1284x722, 1410911096328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 22:25:51 2015 No.6493384 File: 357 KB, 798x1024, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6489369

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 22:26:54 2015 No.6493390 File: 325 KB, 625x775, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6493384

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 22:29:46 2015 No.6493398 File: 88 KB, 250x605, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6493390

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 22:37:44 2015 No.6493422 File: 46 KB, 350x295, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6493398

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 23:46:09 2015 No.6493628 File: 50 KB, 432x346, 1362020557378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6492902 God dammit, I hate parsley.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 23:55:02 2015 No.6493644 >>6489730 i don't care how much I agree this snout to tail eating shit. This was not meant to be eaten.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 23:57:58 2015 No.6493653 >>6489423 why the hell does it look like a giant omelette?????

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 00:06:24 2015 No.6493666 >>6492845 >dashie >>>/mlp/

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 00:11:40 2015 No.6493672 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nieSLTbZxV4 Fuck the 50's and their elegant names for simple shit. Also >taste surprise lel

Anonymous Mon May 11 00:32:35 2015 No.6493713

>>6493628
I used to hate parsley but as I've gotten older I've come to regard it as any other food with its own unique taste and applications. I use it now and again. I'm not sure I even have likes or dislikes at this point, though I fucking love onions.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 00:39:11 2015 No.6493727 >>6491917 I thought it was a pancake with gooseberries.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 01:30:20 2015 No.6493832 >>6493672 So, it's just tuna and butter boiled into mush? Gotta love those imprecise measurements. Sally a qt.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 02:13:03 2015 No.6493915 Someone post the ramen sundae pls

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 02:15:25 2015 No.6493917 >>6489995 cow stomach makes for god-tier soups, but not much else got to be anal about cleaning it first, too

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 02:22:49 2015 No.6493930 >>6493917 >makes for god-tier soups, but not much else andouillettes and tripes are good.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 02:32:39 2015 No.6493952 >>6492934 > pumpkin pie isn't actually made of pumpkin and lesser pies Oblivion crafting system ruins another meal

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 02:36:21 2015 No.6493962 >>6493930 > andouillettes eat shit oh, wait, you already do

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 02:38:23 2015 No.6493965 File: 717 KB, 1336x4460, 1411280347847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6489730 I can smell that through my screen. >>6493915

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 02:58:07 2015 No.6493993 >>6493965 >Over 20 lbs of flavor My sides will never recover. Tell my wife and kids I love them.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 03:01:49 2015 No.6494001 >>6493672 >parsley REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 03:11:37 2015 No.6494012 >>6493672 >1:35 - 1:40 What the fuck? What a creepy forced smile.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 03:14:49 2015 No.6494018 File: 21 KB, 493x319, 1383226018666.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6493672 >Wooden spoon to avoid discoloration of the mixture. Someone please explain.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 03:21:56 2015 No.6494028 >>6489730 This looks like some hell creature composed of ugly vaginas

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 03:40:01 2015 No.6494069 >>6493672 >Fuck the 50's Welsh rarebit was invented in the 18th century (at latest) by the Welsh, you fucking mongrel. And yeah, it is pretty simple. It's fucking cheese sauce on toast.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 03:46:28 2015 No.6494084 >>6494018 their 50s utensils probably leached heavy metals and all kinds of shit into whatever they were cooking

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 03:52:46 2015 No.6494103 >>6494069 >Welsh rarebit Wow, what a fancy way of saying "shit on a shingle". Also 30 years before 1950, or as you said "the 18th century", is just being pedantic.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 03:56:45 2015 No.6494112 File: 30 KB, 290x275, 1398727104446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6493124 FUCKING CHRIST IT'S LIKE AN EMBALMED BREAKFAST MUMMY

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 04:00:46 2015 No.6494119 >>6494103 >Also 30 years before 1950, or as you said "the 18th century", is just being pedantic A M E R I C A

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 04:01:55 2015 No.6494120 >>6494112 This artist's stuff always gets me. Some say it's the work of a deranged mind, I'd say they're among the sanest.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 04:05:38 2015 No.6494123 >>6491154 I've heard this elsewhere before. It's pretty fucked up.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 04:13:26 2015 No.6494133 File: 148 KB, 500x708, tumblr_mp7zjiOMbY1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6494120 It's all pretty funny, but some of it is fucking genius.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 04:14:36 2015 No.6494136 File: 42 KB, 300x161, The+is+going+on+_dff9067d809d54e05407d83733291d83.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6493116

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 04:15:27 2015 No.6494139 >>6493672 Why in the ever loving fuck would you add Tabasco for a "taste surprise"? What the fuck does that even mean? >"oh goodness Mabel, I sure wasn't expecting that hot sauce! wowzers!"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 04:23:20 2015 No.6494152 >>6494133 I don't get this one, but I'm laughing.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 04:34:15 2015 No.6494165 >>6492082 Looks like we're gonna find out, uncle anon

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 04:39:41 2015 No.6494172 File: 99 KB, 595x842, marupakan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6494133

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 04:50:53 2015 No.6494178 >>6489423 It's like a white trash Flan.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 04:51:35 2015 No.6494179 >>6494172 That one always cracks me up.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 05:23:22 2015 No.6494223 >>6494178 Now that I think of it my Mom always makes "White Trash Fruit Salad" for family get togethers. Contains: Mayo Honey Chopped nuts Grapes Pineapple Apples Celery So not that different really.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 05:27:12 2015 No.6494227 >>6494018 Utensils often used to be made out of or coated with reactive materials, like nickel and aluminum, and these would discolor many foods.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 05:49:08 2015 No.6494260 >>6489423 oh well thats just really fucking disgusting especially combined with his smug face aftter tasting this PoS.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 05:51:13 2015 No.6494263 >>6489611 Is that a fucking lobster tail? hnnggg

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 05:54:06 2015 No.6494270 >>6493124 I had one of these abominations while on vacation in the UK and those taste exactly like you would expect

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 06:10:08 2015 No.6494288 >>6490789 >Duke's I grew up with this mayo and it's the only one I ever liked. But I still never liked mayo on my pear salad. I just ate pears with sharp cheddar instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 07:52:06 2015 No.6494405 File: 18 KB, 425x641, BOK BOK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6492895

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 08:10:31 2015 No.6494427 >>6491024 So they didn't invent it, but they WERE fucked up by it. >>6491000 Statistics say that we do, grandpa. Best educated generation in history; suck it.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 08:27:01 2015 No.6494455 >>6492909 Why do people get drunk again?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 10:17:44 2015 No.6494642 >>6493644 It's dog food, you twat. Feeding your dog raw food is considered the most healthy sort of diet you can put it on.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 10:23:11 2015 No.6494654 File: 458 KB, 1936x1288, orbitz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 10:29:44 2015 No.6494664 File: 324 KB, 1920x1328, n-dimensional oriented closed manifold.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 10:35:58 2015 No.6494670 File: 32 KB, 580x325, cow-lips.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cow Lip Tacos anyone

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 10:36:23 2015 No.6494671 >>6494664 oh fuck trypophobia triggered

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 10:36:28 2015 No.6494672 File: 1.03 MB, 228x181, 1373486353750.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6493965

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 10:45:37 2015 No.6494688 File: 193 KB, 800x507, Casu-Marzu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] CASU MARZU anyone

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 11:00:21 2015 No.6494718 >>6494664 Tastes too sour.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 11:00:39 2015 No.6494720 >>6494664 I feel like it's going to jump onto my chest and when I try to pull it off it will be stuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 11:19:59 2015 No.6494780 >>6494103 I fucking love shit on a shingle. Eggs and potatoes with soem ketchup is good too

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 11:32:39 2015 No.6494814 >>6494688 I don't see how that's gross, I always thought it looked good

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 11:38:21 2015 No.6494822 >>6494814 Most people find maggot infested food unfit for consumption.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 11:44:10 2015 No.6494837 >>6494670 "omg offal is sooo totally icky, I'd NEVER eat it! Are other countries, like, uncivilised or something?" All the other shit in this thread is really gross, but you, kid, should go to bed. There's school tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 11:45:56 2015 No.6494840 >>6494654 What's the problem with this? If this is what it looks like (fruit drink with fruit pieces or bobas) I bet it's fucking delicious.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 11:49:10 2015 No.6494853 File: 147 KB, 1920x1280, img_5328.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6494670

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 11:50:16 2015 No.6494857 >>6492911 Shit nigga, is that a stuffed morel cap? Man that looks delicious.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 11:51:44 2015 No.6494859 >>6494840 I loved those things, but the texture of the little balls freaked some people out. >>6494857 Morel cap? No. It's tripe.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 11:52:40 2015 No.6494862 File: 347 KB, 1024x685, 4005434191_18e98f7597_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6494853 Tongue is delicious, you uncultured swine.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 11:55:27 2015 No.6494870 File: 417 KB, 1280x960, 1408668405123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6492911

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 11:55:48 2015 No.6494871 >>6489761 I've had la lengua in a taco place once. the flavore was different from beef (I didn't like the flavor) but the texture and tenderness made it worthwhile

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 11:56:03 2015 No.6494872 File: 47 KB, 650x433, plat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6494853 From the thumbnail I thought this was platypus meat

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 11:57:52 2015 No.6494875 >>6489423 Why dose he keep on saying it's beautiful? I can see it. I know he's lying. I can clearly see that it gross as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 12:00:00 2015 No.6494879 File: 383 KB, 1920x1280, Natural-Antibacterial-Soap-3692(1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 12:21:23 2015 No.6494922 >>6493672 Sally is a major cutie

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 12:26:09 2015 No.6494932 >>6493672 Can a sandwich really be considered an institution?

Anonymous Mon May 11 12:56:14 2015 No.6494991

>>6492331
DoubleSwee is obviously an actual autist and posting him here just shows ignorance really.
You probably think Henry's Kitchen is a real cooking show too, yeah?

At least give the creator of the video the views instead of some asshole reblogger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 12:59:33 2015 No.6494999 >>6494879 how's it being part of the population that is defective and can't taste the true delicious herbal flavour of cilantro?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:00:48 2015 No.6495001 >>6489730 Used to feed this to our old dog. He loved that shit but the smell... goddamn. The one we have now mainly gets dry dog food.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:02:15 2015 No.6495005 >>6494999 I've always thought it was wierd how certain foods can taste good to some, but absolutley vile to others. I'm cool with cilantro, but olives make me gag.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:07:39 2015 No.6495015 >>6492949 I've thought of doing something like this with latex gloves so I could have hand-shaped bangers. I was wondering if they could handle the heat and I feel this pic confirms that they can.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:10:25 2015 No.6495025 >>6495005 Same, can;t stand olives except if they're on pizza or something.

Anonymous Mon May 11 13:10:53 2015 No.6495026

>>6489344
>miracle whip
>mayonnaise replacement
>OP doesn't know that mayonnaise is a basic french sauce
>OP doesn't know that mayonnaise is a basic salad dressing, like oil and vinegar (basically IS oil and vinegar plus emulsified egg yolks)
>OP thinks a basic pear salad with basic dressing is food gore

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:12:05 2015 No.6495029 File: 196 KB, 1280x960, 1411764926734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You will now check your burger patty every time you buy a burger at a restaurant.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:16:06 2015 No.6495047 >>6489369 Cheese whiz is essentially a basic cheese sauce (hence why you can aerosol it). I don't put cheese sauce on burgers because it's messy, but would probably taste wonderful. I always put cheese sauce on my hot dogs.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:18:17 2015 No.6495055 >>6489702 That's a great idea. It's translated over pretty well, too, considering we have freeze dried food with sauce packets all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:18:40 2015 No.6495057 >>6495026 Make it and eat it then, fucknuts. I'll bet it tastes great

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:20:30 2015 No.6495065 >>6495057 >fucknuts So you're arguing that what I said is false somehow?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:24:13 2015 No.6495072 File: 99 KB, 540x523, 1428421676552.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6494172 My sides.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:26:36 2015 No.6495082 >>6494018 I imagine it's the stirring rather than the wood that combats discolouration.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:28:04 2015 No.6495090 >>6492536 This guy hate his wife.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:28:49 2015 No.6495094 >>6495029 That actually looks more like a school lunch burger than a fast food one.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:29:26 2015 No.6495098 >>6492820 haha right, which he then does instantly, with the next one.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 13:34:55 2015 No.6495116 >>6491154 I live right outside of Philly and I've always been told that wiz is for tourists

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 14:14:48 2015 No.6495261 >>6494872 Kinda want to taste that now.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 14:34:10 2015 No.6495321 >>6493672 >sally will never feed you tuna rarebit after going to the movies together why live

Anonymous Mon May 11 15:03:58 2015 No.6495406
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>>6495065
>"Here's a recipe for tomato based fruit salad"
>"That sounds disgusting"
>"It's like you don't even know that tomato is a fruit, dumbass"
>"Alright, go make the tomato fruit salad"
>"Lol you don't even have any arguments"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 15:50:56 2015 No.6495507 >>6491734 >>6492917 Guys, I think that's liver. I hope it's liver. Or else it's a steak dried into oblivion.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 16:18:14 2015 No.6495587 >>6494405 a literal cock

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 16:35:08 2015 No.6495639 File: 32 KB, 346x346, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6491000 > Retardtrips

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 21:56:11 2015 No.6496453 File: 61 KB, 736x600, 20120921_American Lotus_Joan Chasan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6494671 Immediately what I thought too...

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 22:07:39 2015 No.6496486 >>6492082 You might end up with something like Okonomiyaki if you use some flour to make a pancake with the lettuce. Post pics once you're done!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 22:21:44 2015 No.6496515 File: 350 KB, 564x645, Screen Shot 2015-05-11 at 9.20.33 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6494664 probably tastes like floorboards too

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 22:54:37 2015 No.6496633 >>6493965 Oh for the love of god who would even?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 22:59:37 2015 No.6496640 >>6493672 I've found Nazi propaganda less offensive than this

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 23:03:19 2015 No.6496646 >>6489384 >>6489408 i'm trying not to heave at the thought of people eating that.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 23:20:44 2015 No.6496687 File: 360 KB, 680x846, 1397274531146.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6493672 >mother is a great believer in the aesthetic value of parsley

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 23:26:21 2015 No.6496703 >>6495639 No, YOU don't understand...."nigga" Grow the fuck up, bitch.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 23:43:13 2015 No.6496761 >>6490615 fuckin this. worked at a theater and if I was trapped there, I made many a dinner of a shitty theater hot dog and some rico's from our dispenser

>>	Anonymous Mon May 11 23:53:19 2015 No.6496799 >>6489423 This looks like green jello salad done completely wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 00:00:20 2015 No.6496835 >>6493116 those are squid ink crackers apparently

Anonymous Tue May 12 00:16:05 2015 No.6496881
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I fuck this mom who used to be married to (semi) known chef who won on chopped a few times, she sucked the d and balls and let me cum all over her and it made me thing, damn what wouldn't she eat?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 01:04:54 2015 No.6497009 File: 38 KB, 590x442, 1395863521921.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6493672 >Square inch of butter

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 05:39:12 2015 No.6497528 >>6495406 Oh yeah? I don't have any pears or mayonnaise in my frat house but when I go home for the weekend I'll make it and post myself eating it. Just you wait.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 05:41:45 2015 No.6497530 >>6494671 >>6496453 How low have we sunk as a civilisation when hipsters have to resort to making up stupid new phobias in order to show everyone what special snowflakes they are? You're not special, and trypophobia doesn't exist.

Anonymous Tue May 12 05:54:01 2015 No.6497544

>>6497530

you're a fucking faggot. the lotus seed shoops were widely reviled by virtually everyone. trypophobia simply came about as a way to put words to the reaction it caused. if you think trypophobia is bullshit, then I guess no one was ever creeped out by one of the most infamous and reposted gross shoops ever

nigger fucking ignorant faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 05:55:54 2015 No.6497548 >>6497544 >the lotus seed shoops were widely reviled by virtually everyone i never understood that.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 05:58:01 2015 No.6497551 >>6489497 jesus christ i cant fuckin handle her breathing its fucking gross opening a bag of carrots seem to exhaust that whale

Anonymous Tue May 12 05:59:37 2015 No.6497556
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>>6497544
pho·bi·a (fō′bē-ə)
n.
1. A persistent, abnormal, and irrational fear of a specific thing or situation that compels one to avoid it, despite the awareness and reassurance that it is not dangerous.

What you don't seem to understand is that being creeped by something is in no way equivalent to a phobia. I get creeped out by finding ants on my food. Does that mean I have a phobia of ants on food? That I physically can't function if something like that happens? No, it doesn't, because I don't need special little labels to separate me from the rest of the population.

But sure, go ahead and call me a nigger faggot again, and again, until you feel better. Won't change the fact that you're wrong and I'm right.

Anonymous Tue May 12 06:07:36 2015 No.6497578

>>6497556

1. you said trypophobia doesn't exist, not that the term is being misused. it exists, which, regardless of the definition of "phobia," makes you wrong

2. really? you think people's reactions to lotus seed type images don't commonly fall under the definition that you yourself chose?

ps: you'll find that certain words are used in ways outside of their strict definitions, like "homophobic" and "agoraphobic"

you filthy prescriptivist faggot

Anonymous Tue May 12 06:13:47 2015 No.6497585
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>>6497578
No, they don't. The key word is "ABNORMAL". If 98% of the people who saw those images had an extreme adverse reaction to them, as you yourself so kindly pointed out, then where's the "abnormal"? My problem with the term is not that it's being misused, it's just that it's basically a universal human thing to find those pictures creepy, and yet some retards have to elevate themselves above everyone else with their "omg I have trypophobia you're triggering meh :(" bullshit.

And with this, I'll be the better man and get back to work.

PS. you sure love the word "faggot". Sure you aren't projecting, buddy?

Anonymous Tue May 12 06:16:39 2015 No.6497591

>>6497585
>extreme
saying "o yeww" on facebook is hardly extreme. A phobia is literally crippling. that's something that wouldn't allow you to stay in the room and post a comment about it.It's a serious condition. Not some memetic label you can put on everything you dislike to not have to justify yourself.

Anonymous Tue May 12 06:22:21 2015 No.6497599

>>6497591
Why are you arguing with me for? What you said is exactly what I've been saying this whole time.

You might have an "extreme" reaction to seeing a spider, but that doesn't mean you have a phobia of spiders, since a) most of the population finds spiders creepy and b) it doesn't interfere with your life, you can walk away from that spider and laugh about it. Same for this lotus crap. That's my entire point.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 06:27:53 2015 No.6497604 >>6497599 You're not saying the same thing as him at all.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 07:07:10 2015 No.6497658 File: 59 KB, 704x396, 76944325_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6494664 that's injera brahs

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 08:40:56 2015 No.6497789 >>6492941 mmmmm cockles

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 09:12:34 2015 No.6497861 >>6497789 A favorite of OPs everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 09:37:34 2015 No.6497905 File: 90 KB, 960x720, sunflower jello.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 09:53:54 2015 No.6497925 >>6497905 This is actually pretty cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 10:24:03 2015 No.6497988 File: 117 KB, 500x375, disgusting jello.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6497925 Yeah, I posted the wrong one.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 11:07:43 2015 No.6498071 >>6495029 what am I looking at?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 11:20:15 2015 No.6498101 >>6489459 do you have any photos

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 11:49:19 2015 No.6498182 >>6492536 what the fuck is celery salt

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 12:07:31 2015 No.6498241 File: 188 KB, 988x742, shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 12:28:31 2015 No.6498301 >>6490099 Tongue is common in Australia you mong.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 12:42:41 2015 No.6498346 >>6494853 >>6494670 >my sunday mornings thank you based barbacoa

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 12:46:12 2015 No.6498354 >>6498182 ground up celery seeds and salt mixed together

Anonymous Tue May 12 14:39:08 2015 No.6498676

No pics but here's a #wifeymaterial story
>waiting to go somewhere with friend
>he's going to be late and tells me to just come over
>tells me that his boyfriend is cooking
>his bf is a vegan so it's probably some meme food
>turns out he's making miso onigiri so I was right
>he's frying the balls on olive oil too high and the place fucking stinks
>the balls don't even form properly, just kind of big clumps of rice
>he takes a picture of it proudly and shares it to social media
>being proud of making rice with burnt miso paste and some sesame seeds, a literal non food

Anonymous Tue May 12 14:45:46 2015 No.6498691

>>6497556
>>6497585
wow, get a load of this faggot.

I don't live in fear of that shit, it just provokes a sort of mild repulsiveness. and since trypophobia is really the only official term associated with this response, I used it instead of "little tightly-spaced holes on a plane give me the heebies."
Go get worked up over more trivial shit, goober.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 14:52:04 2015 No.6498713 >>6489423 tldl Got as far as the ingredients. God. . .

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 15:27:07 2015 No.6498802 >>6492331 guy is cute as fuck with the lil tie

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 15:52:03 2015 No.6498886 >>6492873 >tfw immedeatly recognized burnt currywurst i feel truly proud in this moment

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 15:56:06 2015 No.6498899 >>6493116 looks amazing, would devour

Anonymous Tue May 12 16:04:42 2015 No.6498928

>>6497544
>biological, instinctual revulsion seated in our primitive brains
>needs to be defined as a phobia

you absolute double nigger the revulsion of holes is an instinctual response to keep our retarded species from sticking our hands into insect hives

stop acting like you're special, most people have bad reactions to the smell of rotting flesh but they don't go around saying they have abcessphobia or some other stupid made-up word

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 16:18:26 2015 No.6498966 >>6498241 We said food gore, not food POOR.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 16:54:46 2015 No.6499078 >>6498241 Can't you fucking spoiler that shit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 17:10:23 2015 No.6499131 >>6489995 > french and not knowing what "tripes" is... jamais mangé des "Tripes a la mode de Caen" ?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 17:31:14 2015 No.6499200 >>6489497 Jesus fucking why. Sweetened condensed milk is, like, disgustingly sweet. You don't need to add any more fucking sugar ughhhhhhhhhhh.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 17:35:16 2015 No.6499222 >>6491154 No you idiot, that's provolone.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 17:43:41 2015 No.6499244 >>6492331 I.....I actually find him kind of cute, mainly because he looks like he's 12 and probably has mental disabilities.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 19:20:14 2015 No.6499498 File: 706 KB, 400x225, E3EpuH8.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6499244

Anonymous Tue May 12 19:42:39 2015 No.6499567

>>6492894
Yeah, in Europe it's just regular cream whipped until the texture is foamy.
I cannot fucking understand how there can be every fucking thing premade in USA. Canned burgers, canned chickens, canned potatoes, premade whipped cream, why don't they also eat the food for you so Americans don't have to?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 19:51:42 2015 No.6499600 >>6499567 canned meat was popularized long ago during the war effort. it's not really that popular now cool whip is the result of decades of propaganda to convince people to actually eat cottonseed oil and pretend it tastes good

Anonymous Tue May 12 19:54:02 2015 No.6499611

>>6495029
what
why
how
This is literally the worst picture I have ever seen on this site and I have been browsing like 8 years. What the fuck. What are those holes and bubbles and jesus I think I have already swallowed like 20 times while writing this, makes me fucking nauseous

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 19:55:48 2015 No.6499618 >>6495029 looks like tiny ears...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 21:18:29 2015 No.6499872 >>6489611 I just threw up a little.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 21:24:08 2015 No.6499886 >>6489355 That looks like it was made recently... Who would do this.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 12 23:17:25 2015 No.6500220 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX9E6pP4T_Q

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