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ITT Things that people think are food but are actually inedible and disgusting

>> No.6488468
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>> No.6488475

/ck/ - The place where blue cheese and cilantro are disgusting. Meanwhile raw fish butchered by gooks and chinese piss eggs are the pinnacle of delicious food.

>> No.6488478

Stop same-fagging

>> No.6488483
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>>6488456

i liek bleu cheese
i'm what you might call a bleu cheese nut

i hate mudkips

>> No.6488485

>>6488478
You are numb in the head

>> No.6488497

>>6488475
Blue cheese is literally mold-ridden rotten milk.

You only like it because it's a meme food.

>> No.6488503

>>6488497
Meme foods don't exist

>> No.6488505

>>6488497
>meme food

>> No.6488506

>>6488503
Century Egg

>> No.6488510

>>6488497
>Blue cheese is literally mold-ridden rotten milk.
This is true for most cheeses.

>> No.6488538

>>6488497
>Blue cheese is literally mold-ridden rotten milk.
Bacon is literally flesh carved out of a filthy pig's corpse
Apples are literally the reproductive parts of a plant that grows in mud
Water is literally a chemical compound
Vegetable Stew is literally a bunch of stuff pulled out of mud and mashed together
Eggs are literally bird ovums
Chicken Drumsticks are literally the legs pulled off a dead bird
Red Food Dye is literally mashed up cochineal insects
Alcohol is literally paint thinner
Beefburgers are literally mashed up dead animals

>> No.6488547

>>6488538
All of those are fine.

Blue cheese is poison.

>> No.6488550

>>6488538
Your mom's vag is literally a mold-ridden roast beef sandwich.

>> No.6488563

>>6488550
Look up the word "literally" and try again.

>> No.6488566

>>6488563
No no he's using it right, you were born via a roast beef sandwich that was filled with mold. I'm very sorry to say but you are in all reality not a human being, but rather an awful foodvirus given sentience.

>> No.6488567

>>6488547
Alcohol by definition is poison
Blue cheese is not you retard

>> No.6488570

>>6488456
How's puberty?

>> No.6488572

>>6488570
>I eat literal shit look how mature and grown up I am

ok

>> No.6488582
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>>6488572
I eat literal vomit look how mature and grown up I am.

>> No.6488587

>>6488582
Vomit's better than shit, m8

>> No.6488590

>>6488587
it's not literal shit, it's just moldy milk. Is milk cow-diarrhea? No? Shut your god damn mouth then.

>> No.6488598

>>6488590
Rotten milk is

>> No.6488599

>>6488497
Most cheeses are rotten milk.
Blue cheese is perfectly safe and edible, it is an acquired taste sure but as far as foods go it isn't that shocking.

>> No.6488753

>>6488497
This "meme" meme needs to end.

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>>6488753

>> No.6488929

>>6488483
>not "haet"
Why did you even post?

>> No.6488983

>>6488468
people think they're so chic for usingthis shit

>> No.6489002
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6489002

>eating fungus

Fucking disgusting

>> No.6489007
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6489007

Blue cheese is HEAVEN. Oh my god it's amazing. I find myself sometimes slicing a little chunk off it and just rolling it around in my mouth letting it melt. fuuucckkkk it's tooo good.

>> No.6489037

>>6488547
Blue cheese is medicine, not poison. It's penicillin.

>> No.6489040
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Truffles are disgusting and taste like gasoline and hate. There's a reason why they look like little poops and nature hides them so well.

>> No.6489055

Tomatoes.
FUCK tomatoes.

It's a fruit that naturally has the flavor and consistency of something that has spoiled. Why would you EAT that? Fuck.

>> No.6489076

>>6488572
Lol bleu cheese tastes good why did you even make this thread ? You don't see me blasting you for loving yu gi oh even though your in middle school now and should probably give it up

>> No.6489080
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This unholy eating matter. It tastes like the insides of a pig should taste. But it is oh so genuine and rustic.

>> No.6489084

>>6489076
There are certain bleu cheese varieties which taste like visiting a cow shed. Therefore depends.

>> No.6489100

>>6488468
>>6488983
Maybe if you're white.
But asians and mexicans use it all the time and it's not ironic or whatever you turds slap on it.

Why can't food just be food?

>> No.6489108

>>6488538
>mfw i'm a chemical compound

>> No.6489152
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If you want to eat something that tastes like fish and salt, just eat some fucking anchovies for LITERALLY one hundredth of the price.

>> No.6489156
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This is the worst. Guess what? It's a fucking metal.

IT HAS NO FUCKING FLAVOR WHATSOEVER

Only rich people eat this shit while they jerk off with their money.

>> No.6489193

>>6488456
Cheese. I have no idea how people actually like Cheese.

>> No.6489214
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Cheese hater eh? don't like bacteria,yeastie besties or the fungusamong us Well, welcome to a large club.Some people don't some things.fact for me it's carrots and raw oysters and excess garlic.Even G.H.Bush,former pres, decorated war2 vet said"I don't like broccoli( (for me another is rare duck or any poultry.and really don't give a shit what anyone eats Mayhap I'am wrong, but I don't think our after life depends on our diet. well,unless canibal lighten up ck Even that is OK, last extemity

>> No.6489269
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>>6489007
Then you may be interested in...

>> No.6489460

>>6489193
How do you live in Western Society?

Who, besides East Asians, doesn't like cheese?

Fucking faggot.

>> No.6489477
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>>6489214

>> No.6489495

>>6489214
Are you the potato in the picture?

>> No.6489498

>>6489269
>God tier food shoved into a shit tier food

>> No.6489500
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>>6489214

>> No.6489516

>>6489477
>>6489500
That guy leaves posts like that scattered throughout /ck/. I think there are a couple of his posts in some of the current wine threads. Not like he has a trip or something but you can tell it is the same person.

>> No.6489556

>>6488456
you fuckin kidding right? Bleu cheese is god tier.

>> No.6489563
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>>6488538
>Bacon is literally flesh carved out of a filthy pig's corpse

Metal as fuck

>> No.6489633

>>6488468
It is essentially poisonous to some people.

>> No.6489637

>>6489633
So are peanuts.

>> No.6489642

>>6489556
He is literally kidding.

As in 12 yrs. old "kidding".

>> No.6489648

>>6488567
your point? Everything has an LD50

>> No.6490151

>>6489648
Except for the fact that no one is going to engorge on cheese until they die in addition to the fact that plenty of people die to alcohol related issues each year

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>>6489152
>>6489156

>> No.6490171

>>6488475
/ck/ does for cooking what the showers at Auschwitz did for personal hygiene.

>> No.6490199

>>6489460
Africans
Native Americans
Amerindians/Native Central and South Americans
Pacific Islanders
Aboriginal Australians
Anyone who isn't European/Middle Eastern/South Asian

>> No.6490213

>>6490199
None of these people had any sort of cuisine that didn't come out of a moist hole in the ground or the hind end of an antelope.

>> No.6490886
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>>6489460
>tfw East Asian
>fukn love cheese
>Can't fucking stand how everyone boils everything and dunks half a dozen sauces on everything
>mfw Chinese New Year dinners only eat 3-4 dishes

Good god, I'm a westaboo.

>> No.6491170

>>6489002
fungus will eat you one day, might as well do the same to them while you have the chance

>> No.6491215
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>>6491170
Kek

>> No.6491221
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6491221

>>6488456
Fucking insects, the vegans apparently love them, but they're mental cases and I don't give a fuck what they feel, fucking cunt San Diego cultists.

Good times with this one, you too can be a vegan treehugging faggot.

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GOOD TIMES, for a fucking savage!

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>> No.6491252

>>6491221

Vegans dont eat living things you dork, go back to school

>> No.6491265

>>6491221
Jesus Christ.. id eat a lot of things that most people wont, but insects are just too creepy looking to put in your mouth.

>> No.6491278

>>6491252
>vegans don't eat plants

Plants have lives. Plants are people too. If you can't survive on the energy of the universe you're hurting living things.

Let's see though... the grossness... Umami. Sea urchin. Gross, couldn't keep it down. Alien brain hemorrhage, also gross and impossible to drink. Anything made of turtles or frogs. Snake is pretty good, turtles and frogs are the devil.

>> No.6491292

>>6491278
Uni, my bad.

>> No.6493452

>>6491265
The truth is, they're nothing special. I've had crickets and mealworms before, and they just taste like slightly bitter walnuts.

>> No.6493508
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You wouldn't eat food that grew out of over a decades worth of shit.

Yes you do.

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pic very related

>> No.6493530
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heart

>> No.6493533
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liver

>> No.6493601

>>6488598
This knows what he is talking about...

>> No.6493615

>>6490171
That should be a sticky...

>> No.6493616

I hate blue cheese, but blue cheese sauce is the best with wings.

>> No.6493643

You have to be 18 to post on 4chan.

>> No.6493754

>>6489108
>mfw chemical compounds have no face

>> No.6494004

>>6488468
>>6488983

Are you fucking kidding me? It's a standard part of any herb garden, are you one of those defects that has retarded taste buds and can't taste it right?
Using cilantro is "chick", lel, why does half our traditional dishes have it then, don't assume everybody has a fucked up tongue like you.

>> No.6494006

>>6494004
this is /ck/ not /slimyMeatballEurocuck/

>> No.6494008

>>6494006
>this jelly I can still taste food as I didn't have my tongue ravaged by Cheetos and Mountain Dew from early childhood
sad really

>> No.6494467
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>>6490199
>Aboriginal Australians
>not liking cheese
they have their own special brand named after them

>> No.6495111

>>6491278
>frog
>bad

Get off my planet.

>> No.6495123
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>>6494467
Tippetty-Toppetty-Kek!