/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.6485553]

Will someone tell this new captcha system that CUPCAKES ARE NOT FUCKING ICE CREAM!

[Anonymous No.6485559]

>>6485553
>Anon actually thinks two blatantly non-identical things aren't identical
>lol

[Anonymous No.6485564]

Waiter, I got too much cupcake with my frosting.

TAKE IT BACK!

[Anonymous No.6485589]

>>6485559
>>6485564
>Euroshits call ketchup "tomato sauce"

[Anonymous No.6485590]

>>6485559
What are you even trying to say here, seems you're confused.

[Anonymous No.6485695]

Or that ribs aren't steak

[Anonymous No.6487131]

And that burgers ARE sandwiches

[Anonymous No.6487142]

>>6485553

I was just thinking the same thing.

Another thing is that every single captcha I've gotten has been food related except for the occasional guinea pig. Not to say I wouldn't eat a guinea pig, but it's weird.

Sushi, cupcakes, ice cream, hamburgers, sandwiches, guinea pig, pizza.

I wouldn't be shocked if some co/ck/s got pissed at the captcha for not sticking to "authentic" pizza.

[Anonymous No.6487148]

>>6487131
But chicken sandwiches aren't burgers.

[Anonymous No.6487158]

I'm almost certain that the captcha "fuckup"is an intentional troll to piss off sperglords but whatever

[Anonymous No.6487168]

>>6487158
No, it's to train neural networks to recognize similar images using human input Google does that sort of things all the time.

[Anonymous No.6487171]

[Anonymous No.6487175]

Lately it wants 3 incorrect food items, not two.
I blame Ken's Krew,

[Anonymous No.6487177]

[Anonymous No.6487410]

every time the captcha wants me to to pick something, i make sure to pick 2 extra wrong answers just to fuck it up.

[Anonymous No.6487419]

>>6487410
always fuck over the captcha

[Anonymous No.6487426]

>>6485553
Is frozen yoghurt ice cream? What about Cok floats?

[Anonymous No.6487532]

Infuriating captcha time?

[Anonymous No.6487552]

>>6487532
>not just selecting the round things
Anon we have the perfect opportunity to not only witness the birth of AI, but impede its progress in any way we can

[Anonymous No.6487617]

>>6487532
it wants the topright and top left.
Top left - round thing
top right - small things displayed on dark place
it think's its sushi

also once i selected a bowl of noodles for sushi and it accepted

[Anonymous No.6487833]

>>6487426
You are not the one who gets to decide that, it is the captcha that speaks of matters, that teaches us about matters

[Anonymous No.6487896]

>>6487552
Yes, please this. Whatever happened to the people typing nigger? That made me laugh pretty hard several times just imagining some old book having nigger in the middle of it.

[Anonymous No.6487903]

>>6487552
This comment almost makes the countless hours I spend on here getting triggered worth it. Too bad I'll probably forget about it in a week at most.

[Anonymous No.6488188]

I JUST GOT THIS AND IT FUCKING WORKED
PIZZA ROLLS ARE NOT PIZZA, FUCK YOU GOODLE
I'M BEING TRIGGERED

[Anonymous No.6488196]

>>6485553
You know what image based captchas are for, right? They're to help Google's image recognition system. Even failures help Google collate data on what is what. The more you sincerely help these things out, the closer we come to a tyrannical AI.

[Anonymous No.6488611]

>>6488188

Even the pie would have worked

[Anonymous No.6488879]

>>6485589
No we don't.
You're making the classic american mistake of thinking europe is a country.

[Anonymous No.6488914]

>Sushi captchas

[Anonymous No.6488919]

>when the sample is a glass of wine and you have to pick a bottle of wine

fuck you

[Anonymous No.6488921]

>>6488919
Then the sample doesn't represent a glass of wine. it represents wine.
Are you actually retarded?

[Anonymous No.6488922]

>>6488919
Always pick two right things and a wrong thing.

>>6488914
Did you say sushi?

[Anonymous No.6488923]

>>6488921
it just takes me a second longer to find it ;_;

[Anonymous No.6489089]

It's pretty lame, but always do actual +1 checks to give google a hard time that is, a false positive since they're real faggots and using this for their image recognition crap.

It'd be nice if 4chan would do their own captcha so as not to go make their anons go through the google snooping process.

Plus the shit doesn't fit the screen, google can spend time to snoop on people but not enough time to size the captcha screen to fit the available window space when a DPI over 100% is used, and this is with Firefox.

[Anonymous No.6489167]

>>6485553
I'm getting tons of false positives with this new system. It is skewing too far from correct.

[Anonymous No.6489185]

What do?

[Anonymous No.6489189]

>>6489185
Those fuckin armadillos though.

[Anonymous No.6489195]

Am I being trolled?

[Anonymous No.6489492]

What the fuck is that thing in the middle square?

[Anonymous No.6489513]

It really defeats the point of being anon if google gets to see everything, you know they can tie it to timestamps and IPs, that's their business, it's how they make their money. 4chan should remember that, it's something that they've forgotten.

[Anonymous No.6489536]

>>6489492
Ice cream with what appears to be a cookie cone.

[Anonymous No.6489560]

I hate this image captcha shit. There's an option for an audio test and it's hard as fuck.

[Anonymous No.6489564]

>>6489195
The ones that say Happy Birthday you dolt

[Anonymous No.6489576]

>Too few images selected.

Uhhhh......ummmmm......

I picked the burger and it worked.

[Anonymous No.6489579]

>>6489560
It's time consuming and irritating. It's hard to parse in general and certainly not "easier for humans", their idea of object recognition and conceptualization is garbage and not intended for such consistent use. Why 4chan switched to this nonsense, I have no idea. There was no spam problem to begin with, it improved nothing, and all it adds is preverification for file uploads.

When this first came around people kept telling me such shit like "oh you can just refresh until you get a traditional text one". It was obvious they were in the process of phasing those out and would eventually ditch it.

[Anonymous No.6489593]

>>6487177
Too many cooks.

[Anonymous No.6489600]

>>6489576
>burger
???????

[Anonymous No.6489618]

>>6488919
>when the sample is a glass of champagne and google thinks it's a glass of wine

[Anonymous No.6489628]

>>6489579
Last time when the captchas went full retard, moot told us that it was only Google's decision which captcha they sent. Because lots of people had complained it was to promote 4chan passes. However, moot denied that. But this time, they seem to enforce 4chan passes on us again.
>blablabla yaddayaddayadda were so proud now we have new captchas so easy and advanced that you dont even have to solve them

[Anonymous No.6489638]

>>6489628
At least they pulled the street sign captchas pretty fast. I still remember the special Valentine's captchas from last year, though. Those were cute.

[Anonymous No.6489655]

>>6489638
I dont see why street signs weren't any better than food items

[Anonymous No.6489656]

>>6489600
According to the captcha, that hardee's thing is a burger.

[Anonymous No.6489668]

>>6489656
>Hardee's

[Anonymous No.6489675]

>>6489628
I don't really follow what you're trying to say. I'm split between a genuine statement and sarcasm meant to make fun of me.

Cannot tell. Please confirm.

[Anonymous No.6489679]

>>6489656
>Hardee's
??????????????????????

[Anonymous No.6489723]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw_c3F2FXrI

[Anonymous No.6489732]

>>6489675
I can't even remember what it was now, but the food captchas aren't the first time Google tried something new because they were running out of words. I think it was the number captchas and they had a really high failure rate for some fucking reason so everyone thought it was because moot wanted people to shell out for a 4chan pass.

[Anonymous No.6489748]

>>6489732
Oh. Yeah, people tend to be pretty instinctual. Shoot the messenger, etc, even if they've got nothin' to do with it beyond being the guy right in front of you who's indirectly related.

[Anonymous No.6489752]

>>6489675
No I'm totally d'accord with you. The image captchas suck hairy ass pimples. And the time-consuming thing is most true. Also it's so blatant and not discreet. Meant as sarcasm was only the greentext, because that's really what they said some months ago when they introduced the easier captchas, those that we had before the shitty burgerbingo. Tbh what the other anon said in >>6489513 worries me a bit now. Can't someone email moot about it or anyone else who runs the boards now and tell them to stop those captchas?

[Anonymous No.6489782]

>>6489752
I'm the "other anon" I emailed him a long time ago about google stuff, and he pretty much said last year that it wasn't in his hands anymore. Google controls that, which is why I think 4chan should do their own captchas, but maybe google pays 4chan for it.

Apparently moot has nothing to do with this anymore.

>>6489732
I tried to get a pass once, and their payment method wasn't accepted by my bank, which is good, they're looking our for their customers. I asked moot about it and he said not to sweat it. He wasn't pushing anything.

[Anonymous No.6489783]

>>6489752
Moot doesn't run 4chan anymore, he stepped down. I highly doubt whoever is running it now cares. Hell, no one even knows who IS running the show now. I get that it's part of the whole Anonymous thing the site has going on, but not knowing who's running the website I use on a nearly daily basis is kind of ominous. I mean, he could've sold the site to Google for all we know.

[Anonymous No.6489794]

>>6489732
>they were running out of words.
lel how is that even possible?

[Anonymous No.6489840]

>>6489794
I sometimes wonder if humans thought up infinity.

[Anonymous No.6489906]

Google thinks that stuffed peppers is sushi.

[Anonymous No.6489975]

>>6488879
>Europe isn't a country.

True enough. Europe is however a conglomeration of whiny cunts who feel themselves very superior.

Without justification.

[Anonymous No.6489993]

>>6489975
>Europe is however a conglomeration
Again, wrong.
You're thinking of the EU. Not europe.

[Anonymous No.6490001]

>>6489975
>whiny cunts who feel themselves very superior
>without justification
That's funny coming from what is presumably an american.

[Anonymous No.6490004]

>>6489975
if someone took your gun away, would you be sad? and would you then like a chocolate?

[Anonymous No.6490103]

>>6490004
What's that part with the chocolate about?

[Anonymous No.6490164]

>>6490103
when I typed it, I realized that you would be so heavily sad, that I felt a bit sad myself, so I wanted to solace you. with chocolate. like a kid. which you are. which is fine.

[Anonymous No.6490217]

>>6490164
No, I understood what you meant. I just don't understand why you think your perception of chocolate or its consumption is correct.

[Anonymous No.6490995]

Burgers are not sandwiches either.

[Anonymous No.6491853]

>>6489668
>>6489679

Carl's Jr.

[Anonymous No.6492038]

>>6491853
That's clearly a Dunkin Donuts cup.

[Anonymous No.6492042]

>>6492038
You're clearly a Dunkin' Donuts cup.

[Anonymous No.6492619]

>>6492038
Wrong picture, tard.

[Anonymous No.6493010]

>>6489975
Europe > usa
sooo GTFO burgers

[Anonymous No.6493016]

>>6493010
>Someone was actually butthurt enough to put all of those cherrypicked images together

[Anonymous No.6493093]

>This thread.

[Anonymous No.6493119]

>>6493093
They're doing it on purpose. They have to be, right?

[Anonymous No.6493162]

>>6493119
Are those pretty patties?

[Anonymous No.6493176]

>>6485553
>Burrito
>click 1 burrito
>nothing else to click
>click crepe
>works
CREPE IS NOT OF BURRITO

[Anonymous No.6493190]

>>6493162
Yes, yes they are.

>>6493176
Captcha won't stop triggering me. I'm going to file a fucking complaint soon.

[Anonymous No.6493233]

can someone tell me what the top middle dish is. that was the answer

[Anonymous No.6493241]

>>6493233
those are tacos

[Anonymous No.6493244]

>>6493241

thats what i thought as well, but oh well.

[Anonymous No.6493251]

>>6487177
Niceme.me

[Anonymous No.6493259]

>>6493233
Pasta, according to Google.