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In five words or less, how would you describe your cooking style?

>> No.6483564

i cook meme food only

>> No.6483569

>>6483562

random things in a pot

>> No.6483574

weeaboo as fuck, my nigga

>> No.6483576

Experimental and spontaneous

>> No.6483578

>>6483564
Bacon avocado sriracha crockpot chicken

>> No.6483579

>>6483562
curry, chili, mainly one pot

>> No.6483582

experimental and lazy as fuck

>> No.6483585

It needs some more butter.

>> No.6483589

>>6483562
Lazy, easy and quick.

>> No.6483616

Fuck the recipe, let's go.

>> No.6483619

>>6483562

gimme gimmie gimmie gimmie tendies.

>> No.6483621

Tender with a cheeky twist.

>> No.6483625

I love sex with poop.

>> No.6483628

Meh, I'll make what i always make

>> No.6483630

Stomach turning colon cleansing farts

>> No.6483633

Good, real, honest food.

>> No.6483636

>>6483562
Lazy student. Occasional motivation, funds.

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6483645

>>6483562

>> No.6483649

>>6483645
That's 4 words you cuck

>> No.6483658

great wicked sick and awesome

>> No.6483663

Hot and fast

>> No.6483667

>>6483649
>five words or less

>> No.6483680

>>6483562
Natural, from scratch, bulk, experimental

>> No.6483686

One way ticket to flavortown

>> No.6483688

I'm lovin it.

>> No.6483700

>>6483562
Old recipes, tools , new methods.

>> No.6483710

>>6483700

i could not think of a faggier thing to say about yourself. that's like the kind of shit you see in an ad placed in the new yorker.

>> No.6483716

microwaveable

>> No.6483719

We're heading to Brown Town.

>> No.6483742

Takes hours longer than expected

>> No.6483765

Simple, modern, improvisation, muh presentation

>> No.6483771

>>6483716
my crow wave a bowl

>> No.6483773

>>6483621
>>6483625
>>6483700
>>6483719
Gay.

>> No.6483774

Predictable.
Husband likes me to cook the same thing about three times a week- chicken thighs, corn or green beans, potatoes or rice. It's very boring.

>> No.6483785

How would I describe my cooking? Three words. Hard-working. Alpha male food. Jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable.

>> No.6483787
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>>6483649
>>6483667
SHREKT

>> No.6483801

Simple but what I like.

>> No.6483803

Front page of reddit

>> No.6483869

frozen shit, I'm a child.

>> No.6483873

Gay

>> No.6483889

just fuck my shit up

>> No.6483893

>>6483562
bitch better have my money

>> No.6483912

>>6483562
Never look at a recipe

>> No.6483927

Functional and pragmatic.

>> No.6483935

Needs more wine

>> No.6483942

impressionist equatorial ethnic improv

>> No.6483956

>>6483562
Don't you mean "fewer"?

>> No.6483957

>>6483562
Well, it's edible at least.

>> No.6483958

eat clen tren hard

>> No.6483961
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6483961

Epic Meal Time with bacon

>> No.6483962

Nightshade is God.

>> No.6483965

Impatient and practical.

>> No.6483967

Kosher

>> No.6483971

>>6483562
FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE

>> No.6483988

Just breakfast shit and rice

>> No.6483990

I usually throw stuff together

>> No.6483993

>>6483562
all over the fucking place

>> No.6483996

>>6483962
You worship a poisonous flower?

>> No.6483998

Fuck, I really am broke

>> No.6483999

Iiiiiiits food!

>> No.6484029
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6484029

Cooking food or making art

>> No.6484035

Disregard others. My favorites only.

>> No.6484043

>>6484029
GAY

>> No.6484054

Simple Food with Whole Ingredients.

>> No.6484060

>>6483562
dank

>> No.6484063

Use most ingredients last moment

>> No.6484071

modernist cuisine is the best

>> No.6484080

Tears salt my rice, beans

>> No.6484113
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6484113

Amateur hour with asian food.

>> No.6484128

>>6484113

lol, why did whoever took the pic put the little side salad they give you in the bowl with the noodles?

>> No.6484134

>>6483562
rebellious, as it fucking should be.

>> No.6484156

>>6484128
ebin trololol :^)

>> No.6484159

>>6483562
I'm hungry, god dammit.

>> No.6484160

Chicken wings and activated almonds

>> No.6484166
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6484166

Stir fry everything fucking hell

>> No.6484173

>>6483562
Using the items on hand.

>> No.6484177

>>6483562

Fast and simple.

>> No.6484188

>>6483710
Well, how else am I suppose to describe that I use cast iron a gas stove that's over 100 years old and own a water oven?

Go fuck yourself, little snowflake if that concept triggers you.

>> No.6484191

More cheese goes with everything.

>> No.6484204

>>6484188

>gets dissed for being lame
>tries to play it off like the disser is overly sensitive

sensitive to what, lameness? like i have socks and sandals ptsd?

>> No.6484224

>>6484204
Apparently you do.

>> No.6484237

eat out ur mum fgt

>> No.6484243

>>6483562

Marie's Homemade Italian Tomato Sauce

>> No.6484287

too big many vegetable spicy

>> No.6484375

>>6483562
Macaroni Rice Beef That's it

>> No.6484666

Id dun make you vomit and it got em veg-geehz

>> No.6484689

Cheap cuts in a slowcooker.

>> No.6484709

"College kid with modicum of cooking ability can only afford scraps and hopes the shitty range doesn't burn the modest apartment down"

>> No.6484716

Nothing I cook is original.

>> No.6484724

>>6483562
"Fuck it why not?"

>> No.6484730

BAM! Welcome to flavortown, Bitch!

>> No.6484736

its fucked but im hungry

>> No.6484743

>>6483562
>Recipes are just suggestions

>> No.6484751

>>6484743
SCIENCE!

>> No.6484759
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6484759

Three double cheeseburgers makes sextuple

>> No.6484764

>>6483562
Still learning; often mediocre.

>> No.6484766

>>6483562
Leggo my eggo

>> No.6484768

Read recipe, fuck it up.

>> No.6484774

>applying the word "less" to a countable noun
I should be fewer bothered, but instead, I am many annoyed.

>> No.6484779

Tell mom what to cook.

>> No.6484790
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>>6484774

>> No.6484796

It's better than yours.

>> No.6484816
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6484816

>>6484790
>2015
>not understanding how countable and uncountable nouns work
Do they not cover grammar in American schools or something?

>> No.6484825

I'm not one for cooking.

>> No.6484838
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6484838

Whip that shit up honkey

>> No.6484839

get out of my kitchen

>> No.6484842

>>6484816
They do, people usually don't give a fuck, though. With smartphones and texting language, why bother?

>> No.6484865

>>6484816
>the inability to understand the dynamics of language

Ebin trololol :^)

>> No.6484930

>>6483562
G ross
R epititions
E gregious
A bominations
T umblr

>> No.6485161

starch drowning in coconut oil

>> No.6485573

Same exact shit every day

>> No.6485688

>>6483562
Situation Normal; All Fucked Up

>> No.6485781

Cheap, money-saving, standard, flavourless.

>> No.6485801

saltier than the dead sea

>> No.6485849

My body is a temple.

>> No.6485855

>>6484730
You sound like Maddox. What, are you gonna brag about how much hot sauce you can drink now?

>> No.6485857

Traditional, personal, fusion food

>> No.6485858

this >>6483569
or

I do enough to survive

>> No.6485861

Better than you motherfuckers.

>> No.6485864

Dammit, still not spicy enough.

>> No.6485868

>>6485864
is that the prequel to "my mouth is lava, help"?

>> No.6485874

I'd tip well for this.

>> No.6485875

It's called a garnish, mom.

>> No.6485876

Select all steak below. A sample image is on the right.

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>>6485875

>> No.6485886

Skinny rich guy food, twat

>> No.6485891

>>6483582
same here

>> No.6485905

That smoke alarm is loud!

>> No.6485910

I eat human beings daily.

>> No.6485934

>>6483562
Just fuck my food up.

>> No.6485949

>>6483562
Why does everyone else's suck?

>> No.6485978

I just follow the recipe.

>> No.6485995

Wait 'till /ck/ sees this!