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Is it true the Greeks used to jerk off with Olive Oil? And Olive Oil isn't worth the cost now a days?

>> No.6477806

I doubt it's true. I tried it once and it burnt a little. Which makes sense, because I've since found out it's slightly acid. I don't think it would be smart to do it a lot.

>> No.6477810
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6477810

>there are probably people out there who have studied what ancient civilisations used to jerk off with

>> No.6477812

>>6477810
I actually remember seeing it posted on here that they used to.

>> No.6477836

>>6477799
Use coconut oil. Not trolling.

you're welcome

>> No.6477863

>tfw cut
>tfw never use oil or anything else to masturbate
>tfw never chafed or sore
Jesus Christ what is wrong with some peoples' skin?

>> No.6477885

>>6477863

Well, when you're cut the skin cornifies. Same process as corns on your feet. The skin gets harder and loses sensation so it's hardly surprising that you don't feel sore or chafed--your tool got chafed to hell and back when you were a baby, and now you can't feel as much anymore.

>> No.6477902

>>6477885
But I'm not cut and don't need lube because the foreskin acts as a protective blanket.

>> No.6477918
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>>6477799
Use extra virgin, OP. Nothing your dick ain't already used to

>> No.6477925

>>6477799
Coconut oil is the best lube.

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>>6477863
and another thread devolves into cut vs uncut nonsense

>> No.6477955

>Is it true the Greeks used to jerk off with Olive Oil?

Probably. And there's no reason for people not to use it now.

>And Olive Oil isn't worth the cost now a days?

I think it's worth it. I like olive oil.

>> No.6477976

>>6477885
My dingle is moist and smooth as hell so keep telling yourself that cut men are inferior just because you get fat grease and smegma loaded under your foreskin even though you regularly clean it. Your advantages are shit compared to a perfect circumcision performed by an actual surgeon who didn't feel the need to suck on it.

>> No.6478034

Never jerked off with it but I used it as lube for anal when I was super hammered, don't think she noticed

>> No.6478465

yeah i used it once, it was pretty messy though

>> No.6478489

Ancient Greek women used to make dildos out of leftover scraps of bread dough and lubed by olive oil.

>> No.6478519

>>6478034
/ck/ ladies and gentlemen

>> No.6478526

its ok for anal but honestly crisco or butter are better. OO is not as slippery as all that

>> No.6478530

>>6478034
>she

now everyone knows your lying.

>> No.6478734

>>6477976
>Your advantages are shit compared to a perfect circumcision performed by an actual surgeon who didn't feel the need to suck on it.
>LOOK EVERYONE I'M RATIONALIZING
Nigga, a cut dick is never going to be as good as the one you were born with. It's just not physically possible that yours is as smooth and moist as someone with a foreskin.

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>>6477799
>Is it true the Greeks used to jerk off with Olive Oil?
Are most greeks circumcised?
Because (and I dont wanna open up that can of bees now) you really don't need any l00b to masturbate if you're not circumcised

>> No.6478770

>>6477918
fuck off Carlos

>> No.6478783

>>6477918
holy hell 10/10
>tfw spaghetti capcha

>> No.6478841

>>6478734
Hard to be as smooth and moist when I don't have fat deposits constantly dropping shit all over my glans.

>> No.6478861

I use coconut oil. No residue, no burning, and it doesn't gum up or anything with extended use.

I have some organic pure whatever shit. I don't know if using a cheaper grade would be 'dangerous' or not. I can only vouch for the good stuff.

>> No.6478871

>>6477902
Seriously man who needs lube when you're going on a pant rummage? Foreskin is the best it's like I have my own fleshlight.

Problem with olive oil these days is everyone thinks you need extra Virgin for everything. If you're cooking, just buy a jug of regular olive oil. You only need extra Virgin if you're dipping bread in it or tossing olives or mozzarella or fish or something in it.

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>>6477812
>4chan is your source for historical facts