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Fazolis?

>> No.6477783
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6477783

WA LA

>> No.6477790
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>>6477777
Nice get. Now go claim your midget gf.

>> No.6477823

Their bread sticks are the best.

>> No.6477831
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OP is a fazolis wizard

>> No.6477837

Looks like actually shit-tier food.

>not mixing pasta with sauce before serving

Literally the cardinal sin of pasta, and they're a fucking pasta restaurant.

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>>6477777
God damn that's some good fazolis

>> No.6477844

>>6477837
>can talk shit
>can't even get dubs

>> No.6477851

>>6477844
I take it back.

>> No.6477867

>>6477777
Nice Fazolis OP!
In celebration I'm going to Fazolis for lunch.
Hmmmm what should I get?

>> No.6477869
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>>6477867
forgot my pic

>> No.6477870

>>6477867
Bread sticks

>> No.6477896
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6477896

>>6477870
breadsticks you say?

>> No.6477905

>>6477896
MOAR FAZOLI'S PICS

>> No.6477926
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6477926

Lets start with the salad.

>> No.6477935

>>6477926
>salad
You had one goddamn job

>> No.6477949
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>>6477935
Oh don't worry there's more!
Time for the entrée! What could it be?

>> No.6477953

>>6477949
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5!!!!

>> No.6477958
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6477958

Why lasagna of course!

>> No.6477973

>>6477958
not goona lie i'd eat the shit out of that

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>>6477958
Never been to Fazoli's and this looks dope, cut it open please, show us what's inside.

>> No.6477982

>>6477958
do they give you any meat? It looks like theres a whole lot of tomato sauce there.

>> No.6477986
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6477986

Now wash it all down with an ice cold italian lemon ice.
10/10 would WA LA again!

>>6477978
Sorry already ate it.

>> No.6477992

>>6477982
It's a meat sauce. There's little bits of meat mixed in with the sauce.

>> No.6478015

How do we get Joey, Ken, or Reviewbrah to go to Fazoli's?

>> No.6478017

>>6477896
Something like breadsticks can't go wrong, would devour

>6477926
Jesus Christ that looks awful.

>>6477958
Doesn't look great, but its hard for lasagna not to taste half-decent

>>6477986
meh, probably okay


5/10, would eat if I didn't have much choice

>> No.6478148

>>6478015
The closest Fazolis to Joey is in LA. There are no Fazolis in NY. And fuck Ken.
We might have a chance at getting Robert Dyer to review it though.

>> No.6478158

>>6478015
Joey wouldn't get a look in, they would never let a shifty looking, obese drug dealing grease monkey like him through the door.
Joey can't go into junk food restaurants, he has to eat his food in the parking lot.
#segregation

>> No.6478284

>>6478158
He can easily order curbside pickup.

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>>6477777
Lain.

>> No.6478681

>>6478158
Fazolis has a drive thru

>> No.6478785

What happened to the days when we used to hit bump limit, brothers?

>> No.6478789

>>6478785
That was before the cuck days.

>> No.6478804

>>6478789
We've been cucked by the cuck meme.
Feels bad man.

>> No.6480471

WA LA FAZOLI RISE

>> No.6481223

WA LA
A

L
A

>> No.6481233

>>6477777
Everytime I go there it makes me go

WA LA

>> No.6481250

This is the mcdonalds of pseudo Italian cuisine. God why?

>> No.6481257

>>6477896
why did they serve you jizz in a cup

>> No.6481272

>>6477777
>tfw I never get fazolis

>> No.6481390

>>6481233
Nice breadsticks brother!

>> No.6481454
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>> No.6481458

NY fag here, what's fazoli's?

>> No.6481462

>>6481458
I'm from Seattle and we don't have them either. From what I can see - it's italian fast food. Drive through window tier shit, with like spaghetti and lasagna. Weird huh?

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>>6481454

>> No.6481828

>>6481468
What's funny is, the italian "Fagioli" (beans) is pronounced "Fazoli" - look it up. I think that's where they got the name.

>> No.6481851

fazoli's you say?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VTvOvm9hsK

>> No.6481867

>>6481828
But "gio" is pronounced like "joh". So even "fagio" would be fah-joh.

>> No.6483948

>>6481454
saved

>> No.6483973

>>6481867
I could see how some greasy immigrant wop with a heavy accent might sound like he is saying fah-zho to the untrained american ear.

>> No.6484245

>>6477777
oh SHITTTTT brother, nice Fazoli's!!!!! I've been meaning to make a trip over there after work one day, what do you brothers recommend? what would be the quintessential Fazoli assuming I only go once since its out of the way? that lasagna looks good and breadsticks are of course a must have.

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>>6484245
Get the sampler platter.
And yes, lots and lots of glorious free breadsticks.

>> No.6484752

>>6484628
What does that come with?

>> No.6484823

FAZWALS

>> No.6484896

There was one Fazolis in town and it went out of business only a year after I moved here after I was only able to go to it once. Pisses me off.

>> No.6485053

>>6484752
lasagna, spaghetti and fettuccine

>> No.6485059

Why is ck obsessed?

>> No.6485290

>>6485059
w u no obsessed
FAZOLIS rite hurr

>> No.6486072

>>6485290
>shitposting "ironically"

>> No.6486083

>>6486072
>complaining about shitposting on a fazolis thread
ok

>> No.6486464

>>6486072
>no fun allowed

>> No.6486929

You're going to love this. What you're seeing now? These are singles.

>> No.6486934

Now these? These are doubles.

>> No.6486936

>>6486934
HAH! Fail.

>> No.6486940

>>6486934
Kill yourself.

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improve

>> No.6487096

>>6477790
Fazolis is the blandness fast food I've ever eaten. I was disgusted that i had paid $ for something this aweful that could have been at least ok if they didn't insist on such huge margins.

>charge 10$ for food with $0.14 actual cost
>tastes like $0.21 worth
>$0.09 more put with it would have made it taste like $2 worth and it would be edible

>> No.6487247

>>6487096
Yeah it's pretty pricey now. I can remember when I first started going there like 4 or 5 years ago the spaghetti combo with breadsticks and a salad was under $5. Now it's like 7 something.

>> No.6487275

Y'all are dumber than all hell. It's fast food italian. Not god damn NY mafia hang out zone. You get what you get. If you expect a $50 pasta meal for fast food you are seriously retarded. Quit the retarded faggot ass shit posting. Every body knows you eat that shit. If you reply sayin HURRR DURRR NO I DONT I WONT LOWER MYSELF TO THAT then you live with mommy and she makes all your meals. Otherwise, once in a while you fucking eat out. Holy fucking shit. Lemme guess..if it isn't $185 a person you don't eat out..yeaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Why can't people just agree people eat fast food when they have to at times and at least have a proper discussion about it? You all are dumb as all fuck. Seriously.

>> No.6487303

>>6487275
Calm down precious child. I just wanted it to at least treat like $2 worth. I figured %1,000 markup was fair, but they insist on %2,000 at the expense of

>muh dignity

No one said anything about $50 plates or mobsters.

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>>6487275
>You get what you get.

>> No.6487311

>>6487303
lol I almost wanted to add an ending including tulips in a vase pronounced "Vos" or what ever. Just couldn't bring myself to it. Regardless I have a week off week after next and I will be travelling to Columbia, SC to get my Fazolis fix which I haven't had in like 10 years. Also be fishing at Lake Murray so the day is a win regardless if the food is that bad now or not.

>> No.6487312

>>6478804

It's like watching two guys made of fire try to fight but they both keep not getting burned because fire can't burn fire rollieollie

>> No.6489378

Bump.

>> No.6489383

Fazolis = wannabe Italian food via a drive thru at the cost of Applebee's if not higher.

>> No.6489395

>>6489383
>lying about that cost

>> No.6489422

>>6489395
Last time I went to Fazolis it was over $40 for a family of four. Those extra meatballs add up.

>> No.6489433

>>6489422
>complaining about the price of food after taking out a family of 4 to fazolis
Fazolis is the kind of place you go to on lunch by yourself because you're tired of eating burgers or subs.
Not a place you take your family out to dinner.

>> No.6489434

>>6489422
>being fat
>complaining about the extra cost for ordering MORE food to sate your monstrous hunger
Nice Fazoli's

>> No.6489448

>>6489434
I didn't place the order. I hate their food.

>> No.6489450

>>6489433
Yeah, tell that to my lazy mother.

>> No.6489464

>>6489450
dude pasta isn't even that hard to make. spaghetti is like one of the easiest dishes.
>boil some water
>throw some spaghetti in
>stir until shit sticks to the wall or whatever
>strain and put on a plate with some tomato sauce
>WA LA dinner is served
i'm lazy as fuck and I make that shit all the time

>> No.6489475

>>6489464
Sounds like you make some really shit spaghetti tho...

>> No.6489489

>>6489475
ok there mario tell me your "secrets" on how to make good spaghetti

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>>6489464

>not making your own pasta and pomarola

Gee I wonder who's behind this post

>> No.6490397

>>6489590
>making your own pasta
aint nobody got time for that

>> No.6490421

This restaurant is so fucking nostalgic for me but I remember nothing about the food (i mean like i only ordered off the kids menu since i was a babby at the time i went but still). I remember either a statue or a picture of the statue of liberty with the tomato logo on her torch. That really stood out to me for some reason.

I have no idea where the actual restaurant is. I'd like to go there and see if my nostalgia is justified.

>> No.6490454

>>6490421
dude hwat

>> No.6490455

>>6490421
follow your deams anon