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Guys recommend me some anti-diarrhea food. I shit like 5 times a day.
I have a business trip in 2 days, any food that will fix me up?

>> No.6470052

Eat some fiber dude.

>> No.6470057
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6470057

>this guy needs more fibre in his diet

>> No.6470063
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>> No.6470065

opiates

>> No.6470073

>>6470049

These three things put your poop chute on the fast track

>caffeine
>spicy food
>anal stimulation

Unfortunately OP I'm addicted to all three and haven't had a solid movement since I was 16

>> No.6470075
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6470075

I have a similar problem, whenever I get nervous I get diarrhea. I eat fibre corn flakes but it makes me shit more

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>>6470073
OP here. I'm killing myself with lots of coffee and half frozen oven pizzas. I also drink a lot of juice to lie to my stomach that I'm consuming proper food.

>> No.6470079

>>6470063
dont eat papaya tho, it will make you shit more

eat apples and bananas

>> No.6470081

you wont have diarrhea anymore if you kill yourself

>> No.6470088

>>6470078

Yeah that pretty much sums it up. Also it'll probably get worse on your business trip as you eat nothing but convenience food.

As an absolute last ditch effort you could try upping your protein in an attempt to harness the dark matter generator that kills 50% of potential /fit/izens who forget the fiber while GOingMAD

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>>6470088
kek

>> No.6470096

go to a legitimate pharmacy. Ask the pharmacist for parapectlin- an opiate dirivitive.. close to- never mind. You will have to sign for it, and pay, so don't show up drunk. and doesn't get you high numbs your guts. A very short term solution. and not kidding. getting it is like pulling wisdom teeth. parapectolin. but really constipates you,

>> No.6470100

>>6470049
chocolates and meth

>> No.6470156

>>6470096
nobody thinks about their guts until they stop working. I had an umbilical hernia and local Dr.s barely saved my life. they did not have much to work with. after about 9 months, he refered me to another MD who did it as a test The point is if you are having long term problems, go see a Dr. .And get a colonoscopy. Don't be ashamed or worried put you out, and they see assholes(like me) every day. I reckon yours is not too exceptional. might save your life.Seriously don't wait.wearing a bag is no fun. wearing three is a bitch. laugh. you didn't look that great in A swim suit anyways

>> No.6470159

Drink lots more water, OP. As strange as it may sound, your body is critically dehydrated most days. Drinking more water will allow your colon to work efficiently, which means the shits go away.

Also

>> No.6470167

Imodium. As someone who shits around 3 times a day no matter what I eat, Imodium is my answer to serious occasions. Or I just go take a shit. No one will care

>> No.6470169

plain rice

>> No.6470178

Just drink some Metamucil.

Or maybe a buttplug?


And if you live off shitty coffee and frozen pizza, what the fuck are you doing on /ck/?

I used 4 burners and the oven twice and set my fire alarm off 4 times cooking dinner for 1 tonight. Get on my level

>> No.6470181

>>6470078
try MRE's. That's army rations. They should constipate you at first. But when you do finally go, you will GO. The unholy matter that will come out of you is not of this world.

>> No.6470216

My roommate has the most disgusting shits in the world. I've never seen him eat anything that isn't chips or fast food (hes not as fast as he should be with his retarded diet) so he get like 0 fiber. I've been living with this fucking guy for 4 years and never once seen him eat a fruit or a vegetable. When he shits the whole house stinks. Sometimes shit will be wait above the water on the back of the bowl (like on the back of the rim of the bowl) and I don't even understand how that's physically possible. I think he's going to die soon.

Eat some fucking fiber.

>> No.6470222

Flagyl

>> No.6470224

>>6470216

Psyllium husk powder is a great source of high quality fiber.

>> No.6470254

>wake up to a butt plug you don't remember putting in
>pull it out only to find it's covered in shit

I'd recommend not drinking half a handle of bottom shelf vodka every night, because I'd be in a much better place if I could avoid it.

Honestly though, use common sense and don't consume half your calories in alcohol and you (or at least I) will be healthy as fuck.

>> No.6470255

>>6470216
rofl

>> No.6470258

>>6470254
you are lucky it didnt get stuck.

>> No.6470266

Just get some Imodium for your trip. If you don't eat well normally, you're definitely not going to want to try while traveling. I was on a liquid diet after a particularly vicious flu with horrible diarrhea, took an imodium a day, and didn't shit again until I had a perfect one a week later.

Metamucil and its ilk is good for the long term once you get back of course.

>> No.6470275

heard applesauce has pectin or w/e in it that sorta acts like a glue for your system and helps you out. Eat applesauce. But not that fructose loaded kind, get healthy applesauce

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>>6470258

I wasn't raped by a fucking pit bull, anon.

>> No.6470319

>>6470049
>some anti-diarrhea food.
BART
banana, apple(sauce), rice, tea or toast

I think you can do some meat, and just a little white rice. Bland food. Meat is binding. Just keep it simple, grilled steak or chicken. Take it easy on the fiber and bread. Minimal caffeine, even hydration.

Also, I'd do some Zantac complete, with the calcium factor, and proton pump inhibitor. Calms down the acid production and slows things down.

>> No.6470320

>>6470281
leaving stuff in your anus all night long doesn't seem safe though.

>> No.6470458

I have IBS, the doctor recommended lots of grains, rice, crackers, and things like that, sort of "dryer" food, you know? Also lots of fruits and vegetable, applesauce is pretty good too. Meat, eggs, and dairy might make you flare up, but I usually eat a fuckload of that shit too.

>> No.6470463

>>6470320

Why?

Don't be afraid of it sucking in, that's what the flanges are for. Don't worry any health either, if you buy a nice one you don't need to worry about chemicals

>> No.6470470

>>6470049
Lots of cheese and pearl barley. Put them in every meal. You'll be so constipated you'll miss the days of the squirts.

>> No.6470497

>>6470181

>ctrl-f-One result found.

This. Eat a bunch and you'll be stopped up for a good couple days. Just buy a stool softener for when you're done. I swear I had a prolapse one time outside green. Wasn't fucking pretty.

>> No.6470549

Get that Crohn's checked out, m8.

>> No.6470556

>>6470275
The applesauce I can eat is the home made kind. Mott's ruined store bought applesauce for me, but a teacher bringing in home made stuff restored my faith.

>> No.6470569

>>6470057
kpop a shit

>> No.6470848

>>6470049
Stop eating processed foods.

>> No.6470911

>>6470075
>whenever I get nervous I get diarrhea
Holy fuck this, why must you punish me, god
>need to go out in an hour
>shit 3 times in 15 minutes
To this day I'm wondering where all that shit comes from, really baffles my mind how much shit I can produce on the fly, because sure as hell I couldn't have eaten that much

>> No.6470951

>>6470911
I do that poop 3 times before I go out as well but I like it, it's like my body knows I'm going out and doesn't want to poop in a public toilet so it just goes ahead and does a mass evacuation.

>> No.6470957

>>6470951
yeah, well I usually shit as long as I don't exit my home, and sometimes even then I feel like I haven't shitted for a long time and should definetely drop the load

>> No.6470961

>>6470957
>>6470911
>>6470951
>tfw i have to piss before i leave anywhere no matter when i last pissed

even if i piss 5 minutes before we leave i have to go as soon as i get ready to head out the door. the worst thing is that if i skip it, i won't have to go anymore once i leave most of the time. i don't get my body.

>> No.6470963

drink some poppy seed tea. shit'll block you right up

>> No.6471015

Finely grate some carrots and let them simmer for 2-3 hours, then eat. Best and healthiest cure against diarrhea known to man. Found by a doctor in the 19th century and has saved thousands of kid's lives.

>> No.6471022

>>6470049
>>6470075
>>6470911
You guys probably have IBS, google it, there are many solutions. Try a soluble fibre supplement like metamucil.

>> No.6471101

>>6470911
I know how it is, and it really has no fixing
diet is fine, intake of fibers is fine, overall bathroom is fine, did already a shit ton of exams just to find nothing is wrong, but get me nervous/anxious I have to run to the nearest bathroom to explode in diarrhea

It is really annoying especially when you shit, you clean, you leave the bathroom and in 3 minutes you need to go again desperately

>> No.6471105

>>6471022
There's no real solution to IBS, IBS cannot be cured
I have it
you can try to get around it in many ways but in the end it just does not go away, no matter diet, no matter medicine

It's a pain that you just have to live with

>> No.6471130

>>6471105
i've cured my IBS through diet. it's really not complicated to do, it just takes discipline.

>> No.6471133

>>6471105
Smoking cigs now and again has been proven to help lots of people.

>> No.6471151

>>6470065
This guy knows whats up.

>> No.6471155

>>6471105
Get a fecal transplant

>> No.6471162

>>6470911
Please go see a doctor. I had the same problem as you and waited too long to see a doctor and things got much worse. Ended up having intense abdominal pain, threw up quite a lot and eventually became so fatigued I was bed bound. It turned out to be crohn's disease for me, just go get some professional advice in case it is something serious.

>> No.6471163

>>6470911
every human has several pounds of food in various stages of digestion in his guts at any given time. It just comes out all at once instead of spread out portions.

>> No.6471167

>>6471130
IBS is different for every person, you probably didn't have anything very strong
mine is anxiety related
diet does nothing

>> No.6471433

Applesauce, bananas, peanut butter, rice, and gatorade

>> No.6471562

>>6470470
Cheese works well for some people. For me, one of my favorite places for dinner serves a kung pao chicken that has almost nothing but meat -- a little sauce, a little garlic, some dried-up inedible chili husks, and some peanuts. Two days later I will shit a block of rabbit pellets.

Fuck, just went there and they'd already shut down their kitchen. (Recaptcha was down for me for about an hour.)

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>>6470075
>whenever I get nervous I get diarrhea
I either get diarrhea or constipation. IBS is a bitch.

>> No.6471900

>>6470049
Dried blueberries and plain rice. Trust me.

>> No.6472028

>>6471130
some people say it caused by stress which eats away at your stomach lining.

>> No.6472036

>>6470961
god,i piss all the time,i am sick of it.

>> No.6473369

MREs

>> No.6473375

Just eat an entire brick of velveeta cheese

>> No.6473392

5-6 times a day, on normal, is actually very bad for you and you need to see a doctor immediately. I learned this recently from a serious bout of stress shits.

If it only comes from stress, then that's a different story. It is not your usual routine.

I have shit/gas problems. Runs in the family. If you have gas as well, take Smithecone. It is an OTC gas relief (literally CVS sells it as Gas Relief) that has a very good chance of constipating you and eliminating bloating.

Just look for the active ingredient list to find Smithecone.

Foods I would say cheese. Copious amounts of cheese. Gummy like things, dairy, breads, a lot of rice, and things with cream consistencies. Just drink water and gatorade to make sure you stay hydrated no matter what.

Godspeed, pooper.

>> No.6474427

>>6473392
>Runs in the family
kek

>> No.6474444

Sounds like you have IBS-D while I have IBS-C. I would love to be able to poop 5 times a day instead of once every 5 days.

For your trip, I would suggest just immodium. Otherwise, you may need to see your doctor about a diet plan or medication. With IBS, diet is trial and error and may take a while to figure out what works for you. Best of luck.