Why is British food so disgusting?

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Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:24:06 2015 No.6459251 [Reply] [Original]

Why is British food so disgusting?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:25:42 2015 No.6459255 they hope that we will be so distracted by the food that we won't notice their teeth

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:26:34 2015 No.6459257
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My mother makes this every day for me for both breakfast and lunch. It is the only meal I have eaten for about 2 years now, and the only thing I care to. For dinner, I have the same thing minus the egg and tomato.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:28:10 2015 No.6459260 >>6459257 Your mom is a pure maiden and is a virgin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:29:26 2015 No.6459264 >>6459260 A maiden, she is. She is an amazing cook as well. But I'm PRETTY sure she had to have sex in order for me to be here.......

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:32:40 2015 No.6459270 File: 20 KB, 400x333, britishentrails.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] pig disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:34:52 2015 No.6459275 You should really eat more vegetables.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:35:38 2015 No.6459277 >>6459275 I eat the tomato in two of my meals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 02:38:01 2015 No.6459282 >>6459257 >>6459270 >>6459251 thx for the heart disease lads!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:18:06 2015 No.6459653 >>6459251 As a brit I have never eaten this nor seen anywhere in bong land which serves it But even then I think it would probably taste pretty good

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:31:59 2015 No.6459676 I just rewatched a few episodes of the British cooking show "Two Fat Ladies". Their fish pie episode was good fun to watch, but no, I won't be making it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:38:12 2015 No.6459682 >fish pie lmao why dont you just level up instead of stat boosting to get into the fishing guild

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:39:43 2015 No.6459685 >>6459264 Not necessarily

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 08:53:39 2015 No.6459701 >>6459682 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 09:05:39 2015 No.6459722 >>6459251 I'm from England and have literally never seen that in my life

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 11:20:59 2015 No.6459935 >>6459251 Well for a start you posted an Unbaked pie. Retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 13:41:50 2015 No.6460259 >>6459676 They were eccentric as fuck. Which was great..

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:16:15 2015 No.6460339 >>6459260 >>6459264 ...Maiden is another word for virgin. Specifically for girls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:38:55 2015 No.6460382 File: 62 KB, 800x533, fishheadpie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6459935 Here's a cooked one to defend yourself. MmmMMM!

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>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:46:45 2015 No.6460405 >>6459682 admiral pie insisted i boost to get into the guild

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:50:44 2015 No.6460420 [DELETED]

>>6459255
Not this shit again
Get a passport and go to England
Unless you're a complete retard you will quickly find good grocery stores with a wide selection of good quality ingredients. It's also easy to find good restaurants. Observe that people's teeth are not bad any more.

Jesus we don't expect niggers to climb trees and hunt with a bow and arrow so stop fucking expecting the English to be like they were after ww2

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:52:21 2015 No.6460424 >>6460420 Top lel, mean while you are calling Americans fat in another thread. Cry some more lock jaw

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:52:49 2015 No.6460426 >>6460382 Looks good. I have no idea what the pea dish on the right is though. Peas on noodles?

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 14:55:00 2015 No.6460432

>>6460420
>be like they were after ww2

It goes back way before then. I even made a thread about this a couple weeks ago:

I've been reading a copy of Mrs Beeton's, which is pretty much the bible of classic British cooking. Even back then--the 1860's--British cuisine had a reputation for being awful, and this is discussed in Mrs. Beeton's in several places. Clearly WWII and WWI had nothing to do with it as this reputation pre-dates both wars by several decades.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:05:40 2015 No.6460450 >>6460432 I'm related to Mrs.Beeton by marriage on my mothers side. Are there any good recipes in her book? I've got an old copy of it at home but I've never really looked at it properly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:07:49 2015 No.6460454 Most Northern European food doesn't have a great reputation. Check out Icelandic cuisine.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:11:05 2015 No.6460462

>>6460450

A lot of the recipes are excellent, but some are rather boring. And it's got its fair share of bastardized French (etc.) dishes. But then again it would be sort of silly to consult Beeton's for anything other than traditional English cooking and it's easy to tell the solid recipes from the crap.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:19:09 2015 No.6460484 >>6460462 I'll have to take a look at it the next time I'm home. This might be me showing my ignorance but are there many ingredients that are hard to come by nowadays that are used in the book?

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:22:54 2015 No.6460497

>>6460484
>This might be me showing my ignorance but are there many ingredients that are hard to come by nowadays that are used in the book?

Lol, no. It's the opposite. Stuff they describe as being hard to get you can find at any random supermarket.

The only stuff they talk about that's hard to get these days is not food related, like crap for polishing horse tack and medicinal products that nobody uses anymore.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:26:13 2015 No.6460509

>>6460497
>Medicinal Products

Funny you should say that, when we got the copy of the book it came with a notebook filled with hand written recipes, a lot of which were for medicinal things. Tinctures and ointments and whatnot. There were a few different recipes for tonic water as well if I remember correctly.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:27:38 2015 No.6460514 >>6460432 I remember that thread. Did anyone come up with a historical account about it or even just a plausible theory?

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:38:19 2015 No.6460541

>>6460514

I am not sure I read the whole thread before it died, but from what I saw there was no verifiable historical account.

The general consensus was that native British food was very bland compared to the foods prepared by their colonial possessions, so it appeared crappy by comparison. And the reason for that was largely climate: England has a pretty shitty climate for growing things and thus very few native spices. That's in contrast to their colonies all over the world--mostly in equatorial regions whose climate was much better for growing spices, etc.

But there was not (that I saw anyway) any sort of documentation or historical record that really answered the question without speculation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 15:45:29 2015 No.6460564 >>6460480 Mate....

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 16:18:38 2015 No.6460634 File: 56 KB, 440x400, recipe-image-legacy-id-1283452_9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6460382 StaryGazey pie is delicious, and if you read the story behind it you'd understand why when its made the heads and tails are kept on.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:13:47 2015 No.6460778 File: 2.93 MB, 852x480, 1422203337292.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6459251 Because they've been through some fucking harsh times since there's so many people in such a small space. They learned to eat fucking everything. Like Japan.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:17:55 2015 No.6460793 >>6460778 Eel is fucking delicious. I'd that long before having to avoid the fish heads sticking out of my pie..

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:19:13 2015 No.6460796 >>6460634 >if you read the story behind it link pl0x

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:19:43 2015 No.6460797 File: 1.79 MB, 350x250, 5-.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6460793 Okay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:21:42 2015 No.6460802 >>6460796 Jesus fuck, google it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:22:18 2015 No.6460803 File: 185 KB, 500x500, 1425282100013.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6460797 Funnily enough urchin is also fucking delicious and I'd that before avoiding fish heads in my pie too.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:23:36 2015 No.6460808 >>6460778 Damn son. I wonder if there's a noticeable difference in taste doing that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:23:48 2015 No.6460809 File: 136 KB, 629x348, ck makes coffee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6460803 >>6460793 Are you kidding? Fish heads are fucking delicious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 17:25:12 2015 No.6460815 >>6460809 On a larger fish, sure. There's plenty of tasty meat in there. Not to mention the eyes. But fucking pilchards? They're too small to be worth the hassle of picking the meat off, and they're too large to simply eat whole.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:47:55 2015 No.6461054 So you hate fish and chips?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:49:44 2015 No.6461057 >>6460803 Oh wow, haven't seen her since high school. >Mary-san really gets around...

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 18:52:21 2015 No.6461061

Yes, british people have everything inedible in pies and in America they have nothing but bacon, burgers, pizza in burgers, burgers in burgers and pizza in sandwiches just like china has nothing but pasta and rice and Mexicans eat nothing but tacos.

Get off your high horse

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>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:06:50 2015 No.6461093 >>6460802 Lazy Britbong, if you're going to make a reference something most people probably haven't heard of, you should include a link with info on the item. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargazy_pie

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:23:44 2015 No.6461140 >>6460426 England is fucking batshit obsessed with peas. They eat that shit on everything, probably even cereal.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:40:36 2015 No.6461184 >>6460778 Are those the lungs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:43:59 2015 No.6461196 >>6461140 > I once saw a picture of a British person eating some peas

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:44:46 2015 No.6461199 >>6461140 peas are delicious you cunt. and yes they make an excellent addition to cereal

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:49:23 2015 No.6461217

>>6461140
I'm Murrkan and I love peas. I wish mushy peas were more of a thing here. Your loss.

The only thing I don't like about British food is how horribly unhealthy it is. It's tasty but it'll kill you. But I grew up being fed by a Czech mother so I haven't got a leg to stand on there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:50:06 2015 No.6461220 >>6460509 Can you post some of them hell if it's still in good condition I might buy it from you (If your willing to sell)

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 19:51:58 2015 No.6461226

>>6459251
I wish I was from the United States and could lay claim to your ground breaking contributions to world cuisine such as:
Picking up food without having to get out of the car
Litre sized cups of sugary soft drink
"Hamburgers" - a ground meat sandwich with a sugary bun
"Fries" - potato chips cut extra small to get the fat on the largest possible surface area
"Pizza" - cheese on toast with a kg of cheese and no remnants of the healthy Mediterranean cuisine it came from
"ground meat with salsa and guacamole" your retarded interpretation of the diverse cuisine of Mexico
and of course American cheese, because why would cheese have to have any flavour at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 20:04:09 2015 No.6461253 >>6461226 Döner kebab. Your argument is invalid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 21:12:12 2015 No.6461392 >>6460339 I'm a maiden. =^.^=

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 21:33:36 2015 No.6461422 >>6461226 >american cheese is bad This meme needs to die. American cheese can be great, as long as you get it from the right places (like a deli)

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 21:57:28 2015 No.6461474 >>6459257 I need this in my life. What is it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:05:14 2015 No.6461495 >>6461474 Are you visually impaired?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:07:49 2015 No.6461503 >>6461495 Nevermind. Found what i was looking for. Some of this stuff is not common where i live.

Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:09:59 2015 No.6461509

>>6461422
American here, not really.

Pretty much the only decent American-style cheese is made by the Amish, or by Land-O-Lakes (their sharp American is fucking amazing). So either I drive out to Bumfuck Nowhere or go to a deli that orders Land-O-Lakes. Every other American cheese is shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 22:20:03 2015 No.6461535 >>6461422 cheese in america =/= american cheese

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 29 23:53:42 2015 No.6461780 File: 138 KB, 1208x1040, 1311609905142.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6460511 >toast sandwich gets me every time

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 11:22:51 2015 No.6462982 >>6460511 What the fuck is this? Who eats it?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 11:24:48 2015 No.6462986 >>6459251 Pretty sure that pie is specifically made to scare the devil away from cornwall...

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 11:25:38 2015 No.6462989 >>6462982 If you can't be arsed to google it then I can't be arsed to explain it to you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 11:27:39 2015 No.6462996 >>6462989 What the fuck is a rhetorical question?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 11:31:10 2015 No.6463007 >>6460426 yeah peas on vermicelli. >>6461140 no we aren't.

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 11:34:14 2015 No.6463012

>>6460420

>any more.

we never did have particularly bad teeth.

>>6460432

>Clearly WWII and WWI had nothing to do with it

i wouldn't say that. rationing did really fuck our shit up.

part of why our cuisine was seen as shitty was because *we* saw it as shitty and outsourced it to the french as much as possible.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 11:37:36 2015 No.6463021 >>6460424 Are you fucking dense? A third of the American population is obese according to the CDC. He's not smack talking, it's a fact. Similarly, the Brits have fewer filled and replaced teeth. Again, researched statistic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 11:37:50 2015 No.6463023 >>6463012 >rationing did really fuck our shit up. the point was that it had a very poor reputation even before rationing. You're right that rationing made it worse, but it certainly wasn't the source of the "british cuisine sucks" opinion.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 11:41:16 2015 No.6463033 >>6463021 >4chan shitposting >research >facts

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 11:44:36 2015 No.6463038

>>6463021
you just cant argue with Americans
if they see it on tv it must be true or from a politician
the shit they put in the water over there yes
it makes your teeth stronger but it also dumb's
you down, messes with your IQ makes you more docile
i've not seen half the shit on this thread before and the ones i have are poorly made/displayed
for every bad English meal there is two American ones
mac and cheese
chilli dogs
enough salt on everything to start a small sea

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 11:44:55 2015 No.6463039

>>6463023

i think had ww2 not happened the gastronomic revolution that's currently happening over here would've happened in the 40s and 50s. eating out of tins would not have been anywhere near as big a thing as it was for many years.

we had a reputation for simplicity and lack of finesse before the 20th century but i think the sheer austerity of working class food post war added a new dimension of shittiness.

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 11:50:38 2015 No.6463064

>>6463039
Agreed about your first point, but I don't agree with this:

>i think the sheer austerity of working class food post war added a new dimension of shittiness.

I'm not sure the austerity was really the problem. Look at places like India, Thailand, and Mexico, especially during the same period of time. The average person in those countries had far less income, on average, than working class British. Yet their food is much more vibrant and well-regarded. Poverty alone was not the determining factor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 11:53:34 2015 No.6463073 >>6463064 well it's poverty in combination with being an agriculturally deprived small island.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:03:31 2015 No.6463107 >>6463033 >greentexting buzzwords makes me look smart Sorry, our country is still full of fat, worthless fucks like you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:05:17 2015 No.6463115 >>6463107 >using "our country" on an anonymous board

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:18:51 2015 No.6463150
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Americans don't have the right to criticize any food in the world, they are the cancer of the culinary world with their fast food, everything for them must be fast because of their lifestyles i actually don't blame them... it doesn't matter if its shit tier if it have enough fat, salt and that thing the call "American cheese)
Now behold the rich food heritage that our proud Americans are going to left to the future:

Hamburgers (its uncertain if they are german though)
Mac and cheese
Chili
Simplified and bastardized Mexican, Chinesse ,Japanese and italian food (fast is better guyz!!)

Now please proceed to post your photos of your "upgraded" pizzas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:21:44 2015 No.6463160 >>6463150 >dat butthurt

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:25:01 2015 No.6463165

>>6463150
And? But honestly, you know, I'm an European, not an american, and opinions are Eurocentric, of course. And this board is filled with yank bullcrap by default at all times, so what is the problem? Surely I do not cut the yanks any slack if and when they are terrible but I do not put the yanks down for no reason at all.

As for anti-globalisation, do you have to have any bias or prejudices to have such point of view? This whole globalisation thing in the sense of I talk about it is not a natural state of being and it should not be understood as such. Gladly the inane 90s trend that this thing demonstrated is hindering these days.

Usually people seem to be more upset of the manner of my post than the content itself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:25:55 2015 No.6463167 >>6463150 bravo but you know your preaching to complete idiots save your breath let em die fat and retarded that's what give me a sly smile when i read their shit

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:30:09 2015 No.6463176

>>6463167
Supposedly some american that has been brought up to certain tastes thought that green peppers do go with everything.

I mean, yes, they do bring on the spiciness and do not have such taste that overly dominates all other flavours. But still, just because you can does not mean you should.

This is why, in my opinion, you should not really mix cuisines. What works in one does not go with the other. The attempt to localise everything by this type of thing is, well, sort of trashy.

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:44:42 2015 No.6463215
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>>6463176
>This is why, in my opinion, you should not really mix cuisines. What works in one does not go with the other. The attempt to localise everything by this type of thing is, well, sort of trashy.

Heresy! Where would we be without southern BBQ chicken and okra in collard green wraps?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 12:57:08 2015 No.6463255 >>6463176 >This is why, in my opinion, you should not really mix cuisines. You shouldn't try to force combinations sure but all the great cuisines are results of mixing cuisines.

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 13:01:09 2015 No.6463281

>>6463215
>>6463255
Jesus, such american stupidity. McDonald´s well-known for total awfulness in every aspect of its business.

No matter how you look at it, you see a multinational corporation cynically exploiting its economical power with no regard to environment, workforce, quality, culture, or any ethics what so ever, barely staying on the right side of law. When law cannot be altered by corruption and bribery, that is.

And then, with all of the super-unhealthy food produced by utterly terrible means, the company primarily targets children by massive ad campaigns.

This type of thing makes me genuinely upset. I do not tolerate fastfood on its own but this yank crap is something else.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 13:01:59 2015 No.6463283 >>6463281 >quotes previous post >replies with unrelated shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 13:08:57 2015 No.6463298 >>6463283 don't be laughable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 13:11:21 2015 No.6463303 >>6463298 dont be autistic you're obsessed with mcdonalds >joke post about okra sushi rolls >post about how combining cuisines has merit >reply to both with shit about mcdoands

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 13:12:08 2015 No.6463304 >>6463281 definition of shitposter

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 13:13:03 2015 No.6463306 >>6463303 Well, Europeans think that in yankeeland it is anything goes. And really, perhaps not many europeans care to pronounce it out loud but yanks are a tad stupider in the head,

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 13:15:42 2015 No.6463312 >>6463306 shitposting continues

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:06:46 2015 No.6463622 >>6459251 I don't see the issue, unless seeing that your meat comes from an animal instead of a plastic container freaks you out like a 12 year old girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:08:04 2015 No.6463626 >>6459676 The two fat ladies always was more of an entertainment thing rather than cooking.

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:11:46 2015 No.6463632

>>6460420
British teeth were always fine, it's just Americans had a weird view of what constitutes "healthy". To Americans teeth should look fake, like someone smashed up a toilet and shoved the pieces of porcelain in their mouths.

It's similar to how American dead dicks is what they consider to be normal and unmutilated dicks are weird there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:12:56 2015 No.6463635 >>6463632 >muh smegma

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:13:35 2015 No.6463637 >britain shitposting thread No.8239765 i fucking love these!! xD

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:14:31 2015 No.6463639 File: 1.74 MB, 1627x2111, McDonalds English Pub Burger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6460480

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:23:38 2015 No.6463651 >>6461226 None of those things are American and much better in the countries that actually created them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:24:44 2015 No.6463655 File: 14 KB, 250x238, American cheese.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461422

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:25:35 2015 No.6463659 >>6461509 >>6461226 >>6463655 Never had wisconsin cheese have you? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin_cheese

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:25:53 2015 No.6463661 >>6459251 >What kind of pie you want? >just fish my shit up

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:27:48 2015 No.6463664 File: 10 KB, 244x209, Brain dead.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6463038 But the freedom and the TV man with the freedom and the burgers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:29:34 2015 No.6463667 >>6463064 >Look at places like India, Thailand, and Mexico >Boil every rotting thing we can afford and mask it with loads of spices Wow, it's fucking nothing.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:30:09 2015 No.6463669 >>6463639 What the fuck is this shit?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:33:46 2015 No.6463679 >>6463635 Yeah, muricans and their dead dicks are pretty funny.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:34:54 2015 No.6463682 File: 35 KB, 608x380, Cheese in America.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6463659 I don't eat rubber, no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:34:57 2015 No.6463684 >>6463679 >implying dickcheese is not funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:36:38 2015 No.6463688 ITT: Buttblasted Britbongs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:38:12 2015 No.6463695 File: 159 KB, 750x918, 1375339125482.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6463688 >Start shitposting thread >Get btfo >Ameriblobs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:38:41 2015 No.6463697 >>6463682 Well then you should probably eat some wisconsin cheese

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:39:12 2015 No.6463699 >>6463684 I wouldn't know tbh. All I know is that I have a working dick that wasn't mutilated at birth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:39:12 2015 No.6463700 >>6463659 >muh wisconsin cheese As predictable and wrong as the day is long.

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:40:31 2015 No.6463706 [DELETED]

>>6463682
You're a dumb fag.
They serve that niggery cheese over in Afghan-Land, too. Ever heard of McDonalds or Burger King? What are you? A dirty nigger AND DUMB? That particular individually wrapped shit is pretty sad but if you ever get a chance to try the Kraft Deli Style American, you might actually confess to ENJOYING American cuisine. For a queer, you sure spend a lot of time shit-posting about things you hate SOOOOO BLOODY MUCH M8. Your jelly is spilling over those stupid European skinny jeans

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:41:08 2015 No.6463711 >>6463695 >thread slightly makes fun of british shit food >BUT AMERICHAAHAHHHH >being this predictable

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:43:14 2015 No.6463719 File: 17 KB, 265x400, American spray cheese.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6463697 I see, so Wisconsin cheese comes in spray form instead.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:44:25 2015 No.6463723 File: 41 KB, 600x448, Look at him, look at him and laugh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6463706 >Kraft

Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:45:13 2015 No.6463724 [DELETED]

>>6463711
Stop all this samefagging you shameful cunt. You don't know shit about American cuisine. I've never seen anyone eat a fucking jar of mayonnaise. I have seen some filthy nigger rag heads in Britbongland though. They smell worse than that sack of flabby American whore with the mayonnaise. And your food does suck. Just so ya know

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:47:28 2015 No.6463733 >>6463706 Boy, you sure is mad. I think all the American cheese in your system is raising your blood rubber level.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 15:54:22 2015 No.6463754 >>6463724 >I've never seen anyone eat a fucking jar of mayonnaise There's a picture of someone doing it right there, look >>6463695

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 22:45:52 2015 No.6464830 >>6463743 Nasty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 22:57:02 2015 No.6464853 >>6459251 I see someone is trying to get into the Fishing Guild early.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 30 23:07:58 2015 No.6464883 >>6463743 Are they actually proud of their artificial blueberries?

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Anonymous Fri May 1 02:08:31 2015 No.6465243
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>>6465222
This pissed me off in a way that can only be described as "tea" and "crumpets" with "jam" in front of a "Union Jack".
The only thing in the photo that is authentic is the mug, which is still ugly.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 03:43:31 2015 No.6465369 >>6460420 >Jesus we don't expect niggers to climb trees and hunt with a bow and arrow we don't?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 03:51:43 2015 No.6465378 >>6463682 no one actually eats this stuff and if they do they're from a part of the country that doesn't have a coastline.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 04:15:41 2015 No.6465397 >>6460420 >Observe that people's teeth are not bad any more. lol now that's some propaganda lies.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 04:20:16 2015 No.6465405 File: 229 KB, 1900x1263, Kenan & Kel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This is actually an American anglophile's breakfast. Notice the yellow USA egg yolk (British ones are more orange).

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 04:26:26 2015 No.6465413 File: 100 KB, 960x720, American fry-up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6465405 This is also an Americans attempt at a fry-up from a /brit/ thread on /int/.

Anonymous Fri May 1 04:58:16 2015 No.6465442

>>6460420
We expect people of recent African descent to get together in packs and run down prey for miles before beating it to death with rocks, at most. On average they wait for food from elsewhere in the world.

The idea of climbing, and rudimentary tools, is a bit advanced.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 04:59:31 2015 No.6465443 >>6460797 I am afraid.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 05:08:22 2015 No.6465461 >>6460808 Doing what? The fish is dead. Eel have crazy nerve systems. The body will still do this an hour after it was beheaded and gutted.

Anonymous Fri May 1 05:09:16 2015 No.6465463

>>6465405
>>6465413

I'm Canadian but I do a version of a fryer. I usually do 2 scrambled eggs, one piece of toast, another piece of toast with melted cheese, fried tomatoes and mushrooms, some giant baked beans in tomato sauce, 3 strips of crispy bacon, 1 sausage.

I prefer scrambled eggs over sunny side up, and I much prefer sausage over black pudding.

Anonymous Fri May 1 06:43:34 2015 No.6465581

>>6459251
It isn't.

It just gets a bad rep because its not as sophisticated as many other cuisines.

Lots of other cuisines use more exotic ingredients and more complex cooking methods. The food sort of becomes a cultural export - so many countries in the world eat Chinese or Italian food, for example.

The British cuisine is more about simple, earthy ingredients. In a lot of cases, the most complex thing in the cooking process is chucking it in the oven or onto the frying pan.
There's less emphasis on the food being fucking amazing to look at and tasting 'perfect', and more emphasis on it simply filling your stomach and warming you up, while being cheap and easy to cook.
Some of it is like more of a cultural import - Chicken tikka and many types of tea to name a couple. The empire allowed them to take a lot of things to England and adapt them into almost a different thing entirely. Kinda like Pizza in America.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 06:54:37 2015 No.6465592 >>6460420 Look at this butthurt britlard. Learn to take a joke, eurotrash.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 07:34:13 2015 No.6465631 File: 25 KB, 460x312, americans-overweight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 07:35:15 2015 No.6465633 File: 47 KB, 355x236, 22-american-fast-food-items.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 07:38:40 2015 No.6465636 File: 63 KB, 630x270, donut-cheesebgr-e1353107062605.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Fri May 1 07:40:55 2015 No.6465639
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we can all find shit food from each others country
the list could go on and on
the difference is we are not so deluded to think this shit is all there is to offer

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 07:56:32 2015 No.6465657 File: 215 KB, 1280x720, 214.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 08:00:09 2015 No.6465663 >>6465378 >no one actually eats this stuff like everyone in america eats american cheese reasonably regularly.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 08:01:10 2015 No.6465665 >>6465222 >chamomile mango fukkin haram m8

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 08:21:13 2015 No.6465700 >>6461184 >eels >lungs.

Anonymous Fri May 1 08:23:01 2015 No.6465705
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>>6465657
ye good example of a company failing in this country and venturing out to other shit food to keep up its revenue
fucking cheese balls in a tub really bet there not struggling in your obese country

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 08:28:10 2015 No.6465716 File: 251 KB, 640x479, meatloaf01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hmm looks delicious your American shit what's that with peas you know you'll go to hell if you eat vegetables the bible tell you so

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 08:32:01 2015 No.6465724 >>6465663 full retard

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 08:33:54 2015 No.6465726 >>6460541 >England has a pretty shitty climate for growing things All of my U wot m8

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 10:29:57 2015 No.6465901 >>6460420 Take a joke lad. It's all a laugh, I enjoy these threads the same as I enjoy slagging off the yanks in others. B A N T E R A N T E R

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 10:32:12 2015 No.6465906 >>6465901 at least its not a joey thread NAWIMSAIN

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 12:05:49 2015 No.6466047 >>6465413 How can you get a fry-up wrong? You literally just fry everything. Side note: I lived on Abbey Road. Full of tourists.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 12:12:33 2015 No.6466068 >>6463639 The fucking translations, holy shit this is so cringeworthy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 12:29:14 2015 No.6466100 File: 392 KB, 1689x1839, 1421025433491.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 12:50:27 2015 No.6466151 File: 92 KB, 724x960, 1429112475790.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6463150 >comparing the food of a 200 year old nation of mixed immigrants to the culinary traditions of countries going back thousands of years.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 12:55:43 2015 No.6466167 >>6465724 nah it's a huge part of fast food culture and you guys put it in other shit too

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 13:02:37 2015 No.6466184 >>6466167 >middle america

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 14:52:53 2015 No.6466463 >>6463733 >I think all the American cheese in your system is raising your blood rubber level. TOLD STATUS: [ ] NOT TOLD [ ] TOLD [x] Ultra mega giga nigga9000 TOLD

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 15:00:48 2015 No.6466479 >>6466463 REDDIT STATUS [ ] NOT A REDDITOR [ ] REDDITOR [X] REDPILL TRILBY MOD FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 15:02:56 2015 No.6466487 >>6466463 >being this fucking corny leave and never come back you nerdy fruit of the loom stain

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 15:03:10 2015 No.6466489 >>6466100 What is this?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 15:04:41 2015 No.6466494 >>6466479 >>6466487 lel based mods

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 15:06:17 2015 No.6466498 >>6466479 >>6466487 What did he say?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 15:07:27 2015 No.6466502 >>6466487 >fruit of the loom American brand of underwear sold at Walmart >stain Residue left behind in said underwear consisting of shit and/or piss

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 15:07:37 2015 No.6466504 >>6465705 Crisps and marmite are not failing you fuckwit.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 15:09:21 2015 No.6466506 >>6466498 He said some shit that was full-on 10 year old autistic retard. What does it matter?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 15:11:59 2015 No.6466512 >>6466506 I'm just curious. Has the post still transparent for you? Can you screencap it?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 15:17:30 2015 No.6466524 >>6466506 Sorry bro, on mobile. He said something like this: OH YOU GOT TOLD! [ ] regular told [ ] really really told [x] ultra mega 9000 told >please do not ban me mods, I am only sharing the deleted post with this anon

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 15:18:06 2015 No.6466526 >>6466463

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 15:22:55 2015 No.6466536 >>6466524 That is 2010 /v/ tier.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 15:29:28 2015 No.6466549 >>6466536 I agree. When a post is deleted by mods, does that also mean that the anon is banned? That shit post was ban worthy

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 15:31:46 2015 No.6466555 >>6466549 Depends how angry the mods are.

Anonymous Fri May 1 15:40:12 2015 No.6466578

>>6466555
For some reason this made me laugh aloud for at least 30 seconds. Just the idea of someone deliberately seeking out the ability to police 4chan and spending their time doing so, feeling varying degrees of rage depending on the day and type of infraction. Deciding people's punishment accordingly as the anger washes over them. Livin' life on the edge.

Anonymous Fri May 1 16:11:51 2015 No.6466662 [DELETED]

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>>6466479
>>6466487
>>6466494
>>6466506
Not banned faggots,only "warned"
I'm pleased however that my simple comment left your anal beads in a knot (That includes you Mr SpegMod/janitor),Getting mad at something this minute is to be expected of socially disconnected people.

>The quality of post is extremely important blablabla
What a load of bollocks,this whole thread is cancer in its finest form yet it isn't pruned,The janitor/mod is likely a fat,American autistic weaboo who actually gets ass pained when someone insults the most exquisite form of American "cuisine"; cheese analogue.Or American ingredients;grease,salt and high fructose corn syrup.

Oh yeah
[ ] NOT TOLD
[x]over9000girugameshW0wsuchtoldlefunnybananTOLD

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:28:51 2015 No.6466695 >>6466662 That post gave me cancer.

Anonymous Fri May 1 16:30:39 2015 No.6466701 [DELETED]

>>6466662
You sound like a real fag. Not a pretend fag, a real life cock worshipping fag. Why are you this gay? Do you think your little "told" posts are funny or cute? My 7 year old is like a white Richard Pryor and you, my friend, are worse than Robin Williams. Go back to sucking dick full time. Stay away from this board. We hate you, but for some reason, I get the feeling you're the type of Liberal gay rights activist that enjoys the hate

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:30:47 2015 No.6466702 >>6466662 >bollocks pls go its 9 bongs

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:33:42 2015 No.6466710 >>6466702 confirmed ugly brown toothed, shit and semen scented breath, Eurotrash

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:34:13 2015 No.6466714 File: 31 KB, 620x349, cheesy peas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6460426 Got cheese? Got peas? Eat CHEESY PEAS! They're a combination of cheese and peas to form Cheesy-Peas!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:34:46 2015 No.6466716 >>6466710 lel no u geordie shore trash

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 16:45:52 2015 No.6466736 >>6464883 Americans are scared of fruit and veg. Except pizza, which they believe is a vegetable.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 17:22:06 2015 No.6466795 >>6459653 It's a cornish thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 17:28:47 2015 No.6466803 >>6461217 >The only thing I don't like about British food is how horribly unhealthy it is. It's tasty but it'll kill you. It's a cuisine for doing hard, physical work in the cold and wet.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 17:29:48 2015 No.6466804 >>6462986 That's a pastie.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 17:42:52 2015 No.6466812 >>6466701 >Liberal gay rights activist that enjoys the hate nice projecting mate,you sure [X] told me >>6466710 >brown tooth You mean naturally coloured?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 17:43:08 2015 No.6466816 >>6466184 a lot of america is the middle of america.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 20:29:56 2015 No.6467193 >>6463639 >>6460480 Angus Beef >Scotland Hickory Smoked Bacon >Southern USA American Cheese >USA Dijon Mustard >France Sounds about right tbh lol

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 20:40:35 2015 No.6467214 >>6466662 HARROS NIGGERMODS BEING NIGGERSAND NIGGERING

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 20:43:08 2015 No.6467224 >>6466816 A LOT OF FASOLIZ AMIRIGHT

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 20:50:29 2015 No.6467250 >>6467224 what is with this fazolis shit

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 21:55:34 2015 No.6467428 >>6463743 I've had those before.they're alright with some syrup

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 21:56:58 2015 No.6467432 >>6467250 WHATS WITH YOUR SHIT d u even fazol

>>	Anonymous Fri May 1 21:59:03 2015 No.6467434 >>6467432 do you realise what you sound like

Anonymous Fri May 1 22:01:39 2015 No.6467441

There's some things in British cuisine that's great.

- Gloucester cheese is amazing
- Carroway Seed Cake is great with tea or coffee
- British chocolate is top-notch. Especially Quality Street
- Meat pies. I cannot stress how amazing they are. Especially a Melton Mowbray pork pie
- Cambridge sausages are delicious
- Cornish pasties are another plus
- Dundee cake is a treat during Christmas

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 10:28:20 2015 No.6468650 >>6467441 >- British chocolate is top-notch. Especially Quality Street I'd dispute that but I agree with most of the rest. I used to live in the same building as a bunch of French students who hated the food in Britain but still loved stilton cheese.

Anonymous Sat May 2 17:18:23 2015 No.6469666

>>6465663
>>6463682
>>6463655

You fucking idiots. That's not "American cheese" anywhere but America. They refer to them as "singles" in Britain. When other people make fun of our cheese, they're talking about the yellow colby we eat or some other similar shit. The processed cheese products we know as Kraft Singles are just that. And they're fine for putting on grilled cheese, eggs, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 17:19:42 2015 No.6469669 >>6465633 >>6465639 Are these supposed to be examples of disgusting American food? Because they're not. Sure, they're as unhealthy as it can possibly get, but htey don't look unappetizing.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 17:28:10 2015 No.6469686 >>6459251 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTpUVAcvWfU

Anonymous Sat May 2 18:00:05 2015 No.6469745
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>Britbong
>Visiting NY for a holiday soon (2 weeks)

No idea where im staying specifically but I want to try some fast food shit that we don't have here (Jack in the box, Wendys, Sonic etc.)

Any recommendations or have I named 3 shit restaurants?

Anonymous Sat May 2 18:09:53 2015 No.6469766
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>>6461226
>America
>Picking up food without having to get out of the car
Hey in the South, there is even drive-through liquor stores. In some amazing places, you can even get slushy-daiquiri or mudslides, frozen from slurpee machines by drive-through. Though it's illegal to drive with open containers in the car, somehow this freedom has remained open!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 18:11:55 2015 No.6469773 >>6461509 Geez, you live a sheltered life. Some of the best cheese in the world is from all over the US, and it's readily available everywhere. Everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 18:12:20 2015 No.6469774 >>6469745 >Jack in the Box shit, but cheap >Wendys ok, nothing special >Sonic food isn't spectacular but their drink specials are nice

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 18:13:22 2015 No.6469777 >>6467193 Scottish is British

Anonymous Sat May 2 18:29:29 2015 No.6469818

>>6469745
>Any recommendations or have I named 3 shit restaurants?
You have named 3 shiiiiiiiit fast-food joints (definitely not "restaurants"). That said, their food isn't worth it, but get a drink from Sonic. Wendy's might be the best fast-food food choice, so try one of their fun little burgers or something. Can't say much about Jack in the Box, but it's late night drunk food shit. You're better off going for tex-mex fast food or something you really don't have much of over there.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 18:32:18 2015 No.6469823 >>6469818 5 guys is better than Wendy's imho

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 19:28:38 2015 No.6469919 >>6469823 i miss 5guys before it was shit

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 19:48:55 2015 No.6469948 >>6466100 What the fuck is wrong with you England?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 20:01:58 2015 No.6469964 File: 188 KB, 500x375, Baked_stargazy_pie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6459251 heres the baked pie, its called stargazy pie, cos the fish are gazing at the stars

>>	Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN Sat May 2 20:03:38 2015 No.6469969 >>6469964 As a lifelong fisherman I think that looks delicious as hell. I'm just not sure where or how to start eating it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 20:24:27 2015 No.6470015 >>6460778 I don't feel so well. I feel eel.

Anonymous Sat May 2 20:33:08 2015 No.6470037

>>6469969
>I'm just not sure where or how to start eating it.
It's an issue with a lot of "pies" in british countries. They're double-starch kind of eaters anyway, with potatoes and crust and other starches making up 3-4 parts of a meal. Other parts of the world might make 50-75% of a meal vegetables, 25% protein, and yea. It's confusing, but it's tradition.

I've had caribbean/s.american roti where inside your wrap, you have to not choke on fish bones or chopped up chicken bones in the stew inside. It's the culture though, to include it. In the case of the pies though? I think it was simply the nature of ovens, to wrap up this little steam packet, using the crust as a sort of lid on the pot that was consumable, all things inside kept moist and deeply cooked. This particular pie, from what I understand contains chopped hardboiled eggs and other flavorings inside. Out on the plate, you'd eat your fish, and tear at the crust with your fork, I think to balance your bites. Beats me. I find the pork pie strange, too, a kind of stiff meatloaf inside of crust. Seems better eaten cold these things, like picnic food.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 20:41:35 2015 No.6470054 >>6469969 like >>6470037 said, use a fork, the fish are whole inside (gutted obviously) they are pilchards, just a grown up sardine, so the flesh comes off the bones easily enough, then get a forkful of egg, potato and pilchard and eat away

>>	Phil Ossiferz Stone !!esSirF6LRYN Sat May 2 20:46:47 2015 No.6470067 >>6470054 >pilchard Que?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 21:15:11 2015 No.6470109 File: 43 KB, 350x290, pilchardcans3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6470067 pilchard = sardine

>>	Anonymous Sat May 2 21:16:38 2015 No.6470112 >>6466100 >>6466489 A cafe in England known for handwritten aggressive rule signs

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 01:58:00 2015 No.6470492 File: 1.25 MB, 2304x1728, traditional british cuisine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 02:07:14 2015 No.6470508 >>6466100 So I take it their food is pretty good? Because most places can't afford to lose custom by being so demanding.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 02:24:47 2015 No.6470533 >>6463719 Everything about "cheese" in America seems horrific.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 02:28:24 2015 No.6470538 >>6465639 I think there is something wrong with American mouths. All of that salt, MSG, HFCS, hormones, bleached meat and god knows what else has to take a toll on their concept of taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:05:40 2015 No.6470589 >>6466498 He was an American sperging out, nothing unusual.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:07:22 2015 No.6470596 >>6466804 What the fuck are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:08:33 2015 No.6470600 >>6468650 Yeah but they were French, I don't even consider them human and would have told them to simply fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:10:18 2015 No.6470606 File: 42 KB, 388x439, Cheese so called by Americans.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6469666 >And they're fine Truly America is a void of taste and self respect.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:11:22 2015 No.6470610 >>6469669 You don't think a chocolate éclair with a hotdog in it is disgusting? What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

Anonymous Sun May 3 03:12:47 2015 No.6470614

>>6470037

My nanna used to do summer dinner which was a bowl of soup, half a chilled pork pie and salad.

I was always a bit iffy on pork pies, the aspic put me off, but I loved her cold dinners in the summer. she used to put unusual things in her salads, like nasturtiums, and try and open me and my brother up to eating plants that we didn't normally eat.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:14:12 2015 No.6470620 File: 24 KB, 390x285, Haha faggot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6469773 >Some of the best cheese in the world is from all over the US

Anonymous Sun May 3 03:14:42 2015 No.6470625

>>6470606
Truly you're shit smells just as bad as an American's. Get off your high chair, nigger. You are no better than anyone here, American or European. Grow some fucking balls man. Live and let live and shut the fuck up with all these stereotypes. If you met me in person we would have a fucking blast together. All this hate it such bullshit

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:16:12 2015 No.6470629 >>6469666 Did you just say Singles are fine for grilled cheese? No they're not. They blister and burn. Grilled cheese is supposed to melt over your toast.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:16:26 2015 No.6470631 >>6469777 Don't ever question an Americans geography, you will lose faith in humanity. To them England = Britain = The UK and Scotland is a neighbouring country ruled by Mel Gibson that EnglaBritaiUK is invading.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:18:55 2015 No.6470637 >>6470037 t. American chatting shit. If you are going to pretend to be British then at least don't use American spelling and terms only used in America, you dopey cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:19:28 2015 No.6470640 >>6459251 >British >food choose one

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:19:57 2015 No.6470643 >>6469948 What the fuck is wrong with you?

Anonymous Sun May 3 03:20:00 2015 No.6470644

>>6470625
>>6470606
There is absolutely nothing wrong with an American single. It serves it's purpose as a grilled cheese sandwich staple. Nothing more, nothing less. Why are you compelled to put it down as if it's the nigger cancer of the world. It makes you sound sad, lonely, and jealous. Any point you are trying to make is moot and you think it makes you edgy, but you are really just a fucking loser that nobody respects or finds interesting at all. Please an hero and post pics for us to finally get a fraction of entertainment from your shitty third world cultured posts

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:20:59 2015 No.6470651 >>6470508 >by being so demanding >Saying not to let your little shits run about or be a loud fucker is being "demanding" in America No wonder you are all so awful.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:21:59 2015 No.6470656 >>6470492 I love a good kibble on toast tbh lad.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:23:26 2015 No.6470661 >>6470640 lmfaowjmdimc >laughing my fucking ass off while jacking my dick in my chair Fuck you if you don't like my creative acronym

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:24:06 2015 No.6470664 >>6470644 Why did you spend seven sentences on being wrong? An American single is fine for quick shitty consumption, like a Mars Bar. It is terrible for grilled cheese.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:24:24 2015 No.6470666 File: 121 KB, 640x809, American fine dining.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6470625 Someones blood pressure is rising. Only America could start a shitposting thread, get BTFO and then cry victim. It's Vietnam all over again.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:26:28 2015 No.6470673 >>6470644 >This murican anal anguish Only an American could defend the yellow collection of rubber and chemicals and say others are "edgy" for calling it what it is. Your country is a joke.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:26:33 2015 No.6470675 >>6470666 >Vietnamese placed the cheese there >American fine dining What?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:27:44 2015 No.6470678 File: 84 KB, 516x598, But why.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6470666 >That picture

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:27:50 2015 No.6470679 >>6470666 >confirmed euro trailer trash trying to redeem itself as a human bean Nigga, I'll slap the shitty breath out yo mouth, you dumb fucking euro punk bitch

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:30:56 2015 No.6470686 >>6470679 Ironic an American talking about someone else being out of breath.

Anonymous Sun May 3 03:35:50 2015 No.6470703

>>6470673
>>6470673
>country is a joke
for simply defining it's purpose as an ingredient? why do you have to belittle an entire country based on a single fucking ingredient bro? why are you so biased against Americans? do you have any friends whatsoever and if so (one or maybe two most) are they in agreement with your stupid opinions which you so obviously are adamant enough about to confess your utter hatred toward something so meger as a slice of FUCKING cheese? what happened to you bro? were you raped by a big strong Kraft eating nigger as a child? No one is defending Kraft singles as the be-all definition of cheese. It's a fucking cheap ass shifty cheese and every American knows this? do you think you have some sort of super-intelligence on the matter as to where you have to put our country down as a whole based on a fucking opinion of a grilled cheese sandwich ingredient that butt hurts you to the pint of hating an entire nation? you are pure and utter ignorance. fuck you and the horse you rode in on. you are the reason we dislike euro shit. FUCK!

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:37:47 2015 No.6470708 >>6470686 >someone being out of breath I think anon was referring to the smell of shit that emanates from your mouths Mr. Dumb-As-Fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 03:41:26 2015 No.6470717 >>6470703 You are still calling American rubber cheese. This is how brain damaged you are.

Anonymous Sun May 3 10:29:21 2015 No.6471284

>>6470717
Here's my impression of an american acting like you, in the hopes you'll understand what an idiot you're being:

"Yo, I heard about this brit store called Tesco that sells horrible gutrot for 2 pounds 10 a liter and these cheeky brits have the GALL to call it wine! What the fuck britbongistan!? This is what every single brit thinks wine is supposed to be, and none of them have ever tasted anything that could properly be described as wine."

We know our cheeses, dude. You will never understand us, but I'll do my best to explain it. See, here in the US... and this goes for basically everything food related... we don't have to import quality goods like you do. We live in a huge country with varying climates and lots of room to grow things. People here who are interested in quality buy locally made goods that you've never even heard of. Every place here has an abundance of high quality locally made goods.

Up there, in dumbfuckistan where you live, there's not enough elbow room for hundreds and hundreds of local creameries. So, the highest quality foods are made by a handful of companies and then shipped all over europe. Over here, in master race america, nationwide and international brands (the things you've heard of) are all pretty shit-tier because smaller companies have totally dominated the market for quality. The only market for big companies to make money is pump out cheap shitty garbage.

Go to bed you grumpy chav.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 10:38:51 2015 No.6471300 >>6471284 I know you probably signed off this post feeling like you just poned a noob on the internet but words really can't describe how completely bereft of a fucking shred of common sense you are

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 10:45:49 2015 No.6471312 >>6471300 Go to bed you trashy gypsy scum.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 10:51:05 2015 No.6471323 File: 87 KB, 480x320, 1392302256347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6471284

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 10:51:29 2015 No.6471327 >>6470637 Huh? Talk about assumptions and reading comp issues. That big chip on your shoulder is making you delusional too.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 10:54:22 2015 No.6471333 >>6471327 Keep it up, maybe you can analyze my spelling to say where I' from, ya'll. You doped out rectal wart.

Anonymous Sun May 3 10:55:09 2015 No.6471335

>>6470673
>Only an American could defend the yellow collection of rubber and chemicals and say others are "edgy" for calling it what it is.
This is why Ramsey and Heston Blumenthal, both have episodes of their show where they make cheese slices through recipe deconstruction, so that they can make a perfect cheeseburger with slightly melty cheese slice on top.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 10:57:35 2015 No.6471338 >>6471323 I used to feed this to fish when snorkeling. Suspended nicely in the sea water to be gobbled up ball by ball as I handfed them.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 10:57:37 2015 No.6471339 >>6471323 So? Explain how that's different from your shitty processed spreads that nobody but fat poor people eat.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:00:05 2015 No.6471346 >>6471339 >your That cannister of shit is literally not available outside of clappystan. A human being wouldn't demean himself by putting that inside their body.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:06:49 2015 No.6471360 >>6471346 Are you retarded? Explain how Easy Cheese is in any way different than pic related. I mean, no self respecting person would eat it... and it's sold by your largest national grocery chain... so that means you all eat it all the time, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:07:57 2015 No.6471364 File: 41 KB, 540x540, IDShot_540x540.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6471360 forgot pic

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:17:04 2015 No.6471394 >>6471360 So a container of chemicals is comparable to beef pate? You Americans sure are fucking stupid. Also >your largest national grocery chain Guess again, faggot.

Anonymous Sun May 3 11:25:25 2015 No.6471420

>>6471394
Yeah, because I'm sure a shelf-stable bottle of cheap meat paste is 100% totally natural and not in any way treated with anything.

I know it makes you feel better to call it "pate", but it's meat puree loaded with preservatives. Calling it "pate" is like me trying to call Easy Cheese "cheese sauce"

British people are at least the best at one thing: hypocrisy and belligerent obtuseness

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:25:55 2015 No.6471422 everyone knows that Aussie food is better they improved american fast food, took the best things from Britain, and took Asian food too... stop fighting and come to strayyer

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:27:44 2015 No.6471426 File: 194 KB, 1600x1200, 12163042434591.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun May 3 11:30:39 2015 No.6471437

>>6471394
INGREDIENTS
Beef (36%), Chicken (33%), Water,
Soya Protein Concentrate,
Potato Starch, Beef Stock
(Beef Extract, Yeast Extract,
Water, Chicory Fibre, Salt, Sugar,
Cornflour, Onion, Spice), Rusk
(Wheat Flour, Water, Salt, Raising
Agent (E503)), Stabiliser (E472e),
Salt, Yeast Extract, Ground Mustard,
Barley Malt Extract, Ground White
Pepper, Nutmeg Extract

Aww yeah, nevermind... I guess you're right. That sounds totally unprocessed and free of "chemicals". What a healthful and non-fishy regional treat you have on your hands!

Anonymous Sun May 3 11:36:20 2015 No.6471448

>>6471420
>Yeah, because I'm sure a shelf-stable bottle of cheap meat paste is 100% totally natural and not in any way treated with anything.

Actually, it can be. Ever heard of canning food, or confit for that matter? The food isn't treated with chemical preservatives, it's preserved because it's sealed in a sterile environment.

There are no preservatives in most pates.

Mind you, I agree that Easy Cheese is shit. But you apparently don't know squat about pate.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:37:17 2015 No.6471451 File: 427 KB, 1000x663, 120154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:38:28 2015 No.6471454 File: 156 KB, 1600x1200, DSCN0685.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:39:10 2015 No.6471455 File: 76 KB, 1024x680, Maison-1024x680.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6471394 >beef pate? That's not pate. That's some kind of shit in a jar. Pic related is pate.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:39:50 2015 No.6471456 File: 456 KB, 2048x2003, 1043105298141.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:40:37 2015 No.6471460 >>6471455 That's not pate, that's brawn.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:40:55 2015 No.6471461 File: 785 KB, 1920x1280, gamepies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:41:07 2015 No.6471462 >>6471460 There's no jelly in it so clearly it's not brawn.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:41:57 2015 No.6471463 File: 362 KB, 988x742, 121400141225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:43:00 2015 No.6471467 File: 430 KB, 1024x768, 1284750275920.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:43:20 2015 No.6471469 >>6463639 I'm scottish and I'm still offended

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:44:16 2015 No.6471472 File: 504 KB, 1600x1154, pret.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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Anonymous Sun May 3 11:46:00 2015 No.6471476

>>6471455
Don't bother explaining it to a brit. They all have shit taste and think beef pate is 33% chicken and ?% soy protein. Also Stabiliser E472e is totally not a chemical and is totally not given a generic number instead of being named so to obfuscate exactly what those moron brits are eating.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:47:18 2015 No.6471482 >>6471474 Now I really want to go to Greggs. Thanks, cunt.

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>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:48:30 2015 No.6471485 File: 91 KB, 800x600, IMG_1130.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6471482

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:51:19 2015 No.6471493 >>6471485 Disgusting. It's all about the sausage roll deal.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:51:27 2015 No.6471495 >>6471462 It's solid and compressed in place using organ membrane, it's headcheese at the very minimum.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:52:40 2015 No.6471496 File: 51 KB, 616x462, American abortion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6471469 You don't even want to know what America did to the Cornish pasty.

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Anonymous Sun May 3 11:54:51 2015 No.6471502
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>>6471495
>It's solid and compressed in place using organ membrane, it's headcheese at the very minimum.

1) I thought "Brawn" was the British term for Headcheese. Are they not the same thing?

2) What I know as "headcheese" is not covered with a membrane. Instead it is set with jelly. Pic related is headcheese. Note the copious amounts of jelly.

that pic from earlier is pate, just a coarsely ground one.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:56:11 2015 No.6471505 File: 208 KB, 768x1024, kaya_scodelario.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:56:26 2015 No.6471508 >>6471437 >he actually think his copy pasta proved him right o boy, that shit is totally doing bad for your brain.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:57:40 2015 No.6471512 File: 27 KB, 403x403, 1389037483093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6471498

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:58:11 2015 No.6471515 File: 347 KB, 1600x1210, Lawrence_of_A_Labia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 11:59:13 2015 No.6471519 File: 118 KB, 1024x768, dscn4463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:01:00 2015 No.6471522 File: 79 KB, 1483x741, 1373630008417.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6471476

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:02:20 2015 No.6471524 File: 62 KB, 620x387, nigella_daughter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hot milf cook

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:05:14 2015 No.6471532 >>6471502 Yes, that's headcheese. The one posted before was a terrine = Brawn.

Anonymous Sun May 3 12:06:03 2015 No.6471534
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that's rather harsh. My Mom was from Bristol (England not Tennessee) and thought me many cooking and other things. an RAF nurse in war2..the list is long, although I could do without steak and kidney pie, orange marmalade or well nothing. God save the Queen. (hot water. you would think a nation that once conquered 40 % of the globe...) and.. never mind... My teeth are trash and learned never give in from her.

Anonymous Sun May 3 12:07:54 2015 No.6471540

>>6471508
>implying it didn't

I never said Easy Cheese wasn't terrible, but that meat paste is easily just as terrible. Here's Easy Cheese for comparison:

milk, water, whey protein concentrate, canola oil, milk protein concentrate, sodium citrate, sodium phosphate, calcium phosphate, lactic acid, sorbic acid, sodium alginate, apocarotenal, annatto, cheese culture, and enzymes.

It's got a few more chemicals in it, but it's essentially processed cheese. Kinda like how that other stuff is processed meat. Or did you think soy protein, diacetyltartaric and fatty acid esters of glycerol, and Ammonium carbonate were unprocessed, "not chemicals"?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:09:16 2015 No.6471542 >>6471524 >The mother looks better than the daughter

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:10:57 2015 No.6471549 File: 407 KB, 1000x1235, 1385139730206.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6471534 The eternal call of the American, "where ever I am, I must shitpost".

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:12:34 2015 No.6471553 >>6471540 One is pink slime with shit to bulk it out and is still technically meat. The other is a vat of chemicals and can;t even be legally called cheese. Comparing the two is as retarded as you.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:15:30 2015 No.6471560 >>6471542 The daughter is no Morena Baccarin, but if you think she's worse than the mother, your eyes are broken.

Anonymous Sun May 3 12:18:01 2015 No.6471564

>>6471553
>One is pink slime with shit to bulk it out and is still technically meat.

Only due to legal minutie. Both products are a shit version of the original. Easy Cheese contains some dairy products just the same as that meat paste in the jar contains some meat. But in both cases the product is filled with additives & acts as a cheap shitty replacement for the original food it is meant to mimic. I fail to see how one is better or worse than the other--they're both shit.

Anonymous Sun May 3 12:19:35 2015 No.6471568

>>6471553
>One is pink slime with shit to bulk it out and is still technically meat.

It's "beef" paste you could never legally call beef in the US because it doesn't have enough beef in it.

>The other is a vat of chemicals and can;t even be legally called cheese. Comparing the two is as retarded as you.

It's shitty cheese that's with shit to keep it liquid and is still technically cheese.

Pretending that our processed foods are somehow worse than yours is as retarded as you.

I know that believing the worst about us applies universally makes you feel better about your shitty country with its shitty food and shitty country, but srsly. Stop. Collaborate and listen.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:20:17 2015 No.6471570 >>6471560 The daughter looks like shit. She has an egg shaped head, a hook nose and airbags under her eyes. Not to mention the bitch resting face. Her mother is a real woman and looks significantly better.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:22:19 2015 No.6471574 >>6471532 Are you sure about that? Every source I have checked says that "Brawn" refers to headcheese specifically.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:22:41 2015 No.6471577 >>6471570 >worrying about the face when the mother is clearly in her 60s I really wonder if you have ever seen a woman naked before, outside of porn.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:22:48 2015 No.6471578 File: 19 KB, 350x287, 1396929861091.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6471568 American shitposts on internet, full story at 23:00.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:24:43 2015 No.6471588 File: 135 KB, 1280x1920, rachel-khoo-0020.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:25:40 2015 No.6471592 File: 327 KB, 636x1257, teletubbies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6471578 What, did you think that America had a monopoly on fatties or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:25:55 2015 No.6471594 File: 61 KB, 720x571, download (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6471578 Brits hypocritically apply the worst aspects of american society to the entire population, even though they're guilty of all the same things. More at 23:15.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:26:48 2015 No.6471597 >>6471592 guy looks like nick ferrari

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:29:45 2015 No.6471602 >>6471577 You're a pleb. Keep your little girls, I'll take a woman any day. If you can't see that Nigella is clearly the superior one then you are an idiot that has only seen photoshopped bimbos in porn.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:31:24 2015 No.6471605 File: 182 KB, 539x960, 1385849010205.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6471592 I don't know why you keep thinking I'm Bongistani when I said otherwise about an hour ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:34:11 2015 No.6471613 File: 77 KB, 960x720, 1388794646221.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6471594 I think it's sad that Americans can't go five minutes without being the childish shitposters the world expects of you.

Anonymous Sun May 3 12:35:34 2015 No.6471618

>>6471602
>a woman at the peak of her fertility in her early 20s
>a grandmother with a dried up uterus and breasts that hang down to her knees when they're not tied up in a bra

Right, I'm the one with a porno problem because I don't have mommy issues and I'd go for the one still capable of getting wet.

You would not be happy if you saw Nigella naked. I promise.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:36:24 2015 No.6471620 >>6470644 This is 'Anal Devastation: The Projection and the Post' Top kek.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:36:44 2015 No.6471621 File: 18 KB, 204x285, nigel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6471613 >implying you're not shitposting right now It's ok, Nigel. It will all be over soon.

Anonymous Sun May 3 12:37:52 2015 No.6471623
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>>6471605

I never said you were bongistani bro, nor do I care. I was just posting some non-american fatties.

>>6471613
Pot meet kettle. Your post is pretty shitty too.

Can't we get back to talking about food?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:39:38 2015 No.6471627 >>6464883 HA! NO, we're not. They have to put that because the 10% of us awesome Americans called them out on their BS.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:43:43 2015 No.6471631 >>6471618 >a grandmother with a dried up uterus and breasts that hang down to her knees when they're not tied up in a bra Found the 12 year old.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:46:26 2015 No.6471634 These threads are great, Brits and Americans being so insecure they have to try and bully each other. Just fuck and get it over with Anglos.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:47:21 2015 No.6471638 >>6471631 I'm 37. Answer me honestly: have you ever seen an older woman naked?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:48:21 2015 No.6471640 >>6471638 i doubt he's ever even seen a young woman.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:49:08 2015 No.6471641 >>6471634 Don't you have a day of mourning after your flip hero was beaten last night?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:49:09 2015 No.6471642 File: 915 KB, 245x175, 1430648606557.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6465243 Agreed, the jam is from France...

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:50:32 2015 No.6471646 File: 6 KB, 162x138, Ha ha ha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6471638 >>6471640 >The posts are one inute apart to the second >Samefagging this hard 12 year old confirmed. No wonder there was so much shitposting coming from the Americans.

Anonymous Sun May 3 12:50:47 2015 No.6471648
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>>6459251
I've been thinking about it a lot lately, and I think it's because they spend so much time being angry at everyone else for autistic reasons that they never get around to fully directing their heightened sense of criticism at themselves.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:51:20 2015 No.6471649 >>6471641 I have no idea what you are talking about? Boxing? I am from Taiwan so I have no interest.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:52:37 2015 No.6471655 File: 117 KB, 684x480, mommy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6471646 >dodging the question again Luckily you never will see her naked, so I guess you can keep on fapping over her 60 year old face.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:53:31 2015 No.6471656 >>6471496 Is that.... Fried?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 12:55:36 2015 No.6471660 >>6471655 >Photoshopping screenshots now You were caught out, accept it.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 13:00:33 2015 No.6471677 >>6471456 >>6471467 Hold the fuck up. This looks delicious. What is it, and how can I make it and serve it to an unsuspecting family?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 13:07:30 2015 No.6471689 >>6471623 No, seriously, where can I get something like this? It looks like it tastes like sex, the outside keeping the meat tender and juicy as it cooks, while absorbing some of the flavor and becoming something more than just bread/crust.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 13:07:49 2015 No.6471691 >>6471677 It's a beef wellington. Not rare or exotic by any means. If noone in your family has heard of it or is legit surprised consider mass suicide.

Anonymous Sun May 3 13:10:14 2015 No.6471701
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>>6471691
No, I've never heard of it. I'm trapped in the worst place in the US for any food that's not either fried, barbecued, or grilled. I fucking hate texas, and all the people who say texas is the greatest place in the world.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 13:18:57 2015 No.6471718 >>6471701 >>6471677 Beef Wellington. It's fucking nice but it's also fucking expensive. Need to use beef fillet for it. Given the expensive ingredients and the risk of it being soggy and nasty if not cooked properly, it's actually a luxury dish.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 14:20:26 2015 No.6471860 >>6465413 That was an Australian, not an American

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 14:24:19 2015 No.6471867 >>6471860 Then why did he sign with an American flag?

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 14:43:36 2015 No.6471898 Because they're not Spain.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 15:24:42 2015 No.6471988 File: 205 KB, 389x583, 1336737272866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6461081 :3

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 20:57:34 2015 No.6472818 >>6459257 black pudding is best pudding

>>	Anonymous Sun May 3 23:59:33 2015 No.6473212 >>6471656 Yes, it is. Probably in lard. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empanada

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