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>he orders meat toppings exclusively
You people are the worst. Especially when the number of toppings are limited. You sausage and pepperoni faggots are terrible and no one likes you.

>> No.6452411

>IM GOING TO MAKE EVERYONE EAT PINEAPPLE ON THEIR PIZZA BECAUSE I LACK SOCIAL SKILLS

>> No.6452919

>>6452411
Fuck you faggot. I don't want to be overpowered with sausage and shit. I'd prefer plain old CP over the far too common Pepperoni/Sausage combo.

If you don't have onion on your pizza you're a fucking pleb

>> No.6452924

>>6452402
peps
hamburgs
mushys

>> No.6452925

>I hate people who don't like what I like

Grow up

>> No.6452932

>>6452919
I've never seen anyone order sausage/pepperoni, and I used to eat pizza literally 5 days a week. I've seen like, "meat lovers pziza" but that's more for the "hurr durr I don't like vegetables" crowd rather than because anyone actually enjoys the taste.

>> No.6452934

Low quality bait.

>> No.6452936

>>6452919
Double posting to tell you that onion on pizza is an objectively shitty choice. Mushroom > any other standard topping > actual feces > onion

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6453452

>>6452402
just popping by to tell you I eat sausage and pepperoni pizza mainly, and every now and then I'll have a sausage, pepperoni, and onion pizza.

>> No.6454327

>>6452402
I bet you like tomatoes on your pizza, don't you faggot?

>> No.6454351

>>6452919
>onion on pizza

maximum shit taste

the only veggies that belong on pizza are peppers, and tomato if there is no sauce

>> No.6454355 [DELETED] 

>>6452919
>CP
>>>/b/

>> No.6454356

>>6452402
I order my pizza with mushrooms

>> No.6454380

Italian sausage
pepperoni
salami
ham
and loads of garlic

Fight me.

>> No.6454385

>>6452402
My favourite topping is BBQ Meat Lovers. BBQ sauce is the best.

>> No.6454415

more for me then.

>> No.6454956

>>6454415
>being this much of an amerilard
Can't wait until the heart disease puts your meme population down

>> No.6454961

>>6454956
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS.

>> No.6454962

>>6452411
>IM NEVER GOING TO GET PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA BECAUSE PIZZA ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE SWEET THATS JUST WEIRD LOL

>> No.6454964
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6454964

>>6454956

>> No.6454979

>>6454964
It actually is a disability, but it's a disability that one consciously afflicts one's self with over a long period of time, so a special distinction should be made.

I think it would help society as a whole to help some of the hopelessly fat people get over their fatness. Like maybe give them the equivalent of food stamps that can only be used to hire a personal trainer or a nutritionist or something. Then if they don't make adequate progress with that in a certain amount of time they're cut off and deemed beyond help.

>> No.6454981

>>6452919
>I don't want to be overpowered with sausage
Kek

>> No.6454982

>>6454979
>muh genetics
Stop being a fat apologist.

>> No.6454988

>>6454982
Holy shit how did you even get that from my post, you illiteramus.

Just to clear things up: to be safe I assume any fatty who plays the genetics card is full of shit until they show me what they eat and how much they exercise. So far of the one person I know personally who tried to pull that, she was, in fact, full of shit.

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6454992

>>6454988

>> No.6454998

not ordering the god tier mushroom, pineapple, and grilled chicken pizza

what the fuck

>> No.6455004

I've been branching out a little lately, but I went on a big pineapple + anchovy spree for a year or so. That sweet + salt mmm belisima

>> No.6455005
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6455005

"EVERYTHING"

>> No.6455006

>Not ordering chicken with artichoke hearts

>> No.6455012
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6455012

>>6455005

>> No.6455013

>>6455005
This is a pizza thread
What you posted is some sort of a shitty pie apparently, not a pizza.
No need to thank me friend, just pay more attention in the future!

>> No.6455016

>>6452919
>onion on pizza
Every now and then I don't dislike myself an onion/tuna pizza, but enjoy your stinky breath for the rest of the night.

>> No.6455029
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6455029

u can kis my fat ass lols
>>6455013post food image or gtfo back to /b/ with ur fail trols

>> No.6455044
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6455044

I get the chef special from the Pizza Research Institute. It's Vegan because it's healthier, and it sure is tasty too ;)

>> No.6455045

>>6452402
I have 4 pizza's in my fridge, all of them are salami ( or pepperoni)

>> No.6455048 [DELETED] 

>>6455044
threw up in my mouth
thanks anon
dick

>> No.6455051

>>6455044
That looks fuckin' nice, but broccoli can be a little annoying sometimes. maybe if they used smaller pieces and avoided stems.

>> No.6455052

>>6454351
>peppers

They literally ruin every CP they're on.

>> No.6455061

>>6455048
The vegan ricotta is really good though, probably better than cow sweat cheese. I wouldn't know that though since I don't touch the stuff.

>> No.6455066 [DELETED] 

>>6455061
>The vegan ricotta is really good
lel no

>> No.6455071

>>6455061
>vegan cheese

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6455076

>>6452919
>I don't want to be overpowered with sausage and shit
>If you don't have onion on your pizza you're a fucking pleb

>> No.6455079

>>6455044
That looks real fucking good. But it'd be a stretch to call it a pizza.

>> No.6455082

>>6455076
Onion gets caramelized during the bake. Caramelized or even sauteed onions are not overpowering.

>> No.6455087

>>6455082
Actually no. Usually the onion only gets even partially done.

>> No.6455088

>>6452919
onion a shit

green pepper master race

>> No.6455097

>2015
>not ordering blue cheese on your pizza

>> No.6455104

>>6452919
I rarely see a mass ordering of pizza where there isn't at least one cheese pizza. Maybe you need to associate with better people op.

>> No.6455116
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6455116

Meat is love, meat is life.

>> No.6455130

>LE MEAT

>> No.6455305

>>6455130
The faggots here who unironically get meat only pizza re just amerifats who need to go back to baconiing on Reddit

>> No.6455956

Pizza should have the following

>ham
>bell peppers
>mushrooms
and maybe onions. fight me, fags

>> No.6457285

>>6455956
you are right, specially with the (fresh) mushrooms
However, the topping in pizzas is always overestimated
God-tier homemade tomato sauce can make wonders

>> No.6457377

Sauerkraut and sausage > all

Prove me wrong. Oh, wait. You can't. Because you're a pussy and/or have shit taste.

>> No.6457395

>Veggie fags calling others unlikable

Oh the irony

>> No.6457491

>>6452919
>>6455082
>liking onion on pizza

the faggotry is overwhelming

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6457495

>order 3 topping pizzas with friends
>what do you guys want?
>triple pepperoni
>fuck no that's disgusting
>double pepperoni and extra cheese
>fuck's sake

>> No.6457524

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AZhjhbxf8

>> No.6457527

>>6457491
Why do people seem to hate onion so much?

>> No.6457532
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6457532

>>6452411
Nice try

>> No.6457538
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6457538

>>6455006
On a pizza?
That sounds...dope as fuck

>> No.6457544
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6457544

>>6455082
Fuck you - onions on pizza are shit - they taste like slugs and the flavor adds nothing to whatever they're paired with. I like onions, but not on pizza.

>> No.6457606

Itt people who have only had little caesars

>> No.6457608
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6457608

Oh you poor misguided people. Until you put kebab on your pizza, you will never reach true culinary nirvana.

>> No.6457725

>>6457608
>lettuce
I tried it once and was pleasantly surprised.

>> No.6457737

>>6457725
My friend used to work at this mom and pop pizza place, they made a big-mac pizza, thought it was gonna be awful. It was delicious as fuck.

>> No.6457748

I recently got into pepperoni pizza. It's definitely not in my top 10 but I'll always be down for that

>> No.6457858
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6457858

In fairness I usually go for the "meat lovers" pizza, but there's no reason to have that meat without mushrooms, onions, olives, peppers, etc unless one doesn't eat those things, a prevalent characteristic among manchildren

>> No.6457874

>>6452919
Ay bae, wanna let me overpower your with my sausage?

>> No.6457894

>>6457608

Are you Danish by any chance?

>> No.6457909

>>6457737
I've made pizza couple of times as accordingly myself:
>make a regular ass pizza
>make a salad
>toss the salad on the pizza
>fold pizza in half
>enjoy
The key is to not go over the top with pizza toppings and salad ingredients. It's pretty good and nice change of pace.

>> No.6458146

>>6452402
You're right. I should order what you like instead of what I like. Thanks for the thread.

Jackass.

>> No.6458149

>>6458146
>implying you're chipping into the cost
I have to try my best to find a compromise with you insufferable cunts.

At least the cheese pizza faggots will just pick off the toppings. But no, you guys need to shove as much pepperoni and sausage down your gullet as possible.

>> No.6458152

Friendly reminder that mushrooms is literally the shittiest topping, exclusively chosen by faggots.

>> No.6458154

>>6458149
So what the fuck do you care what other people eat? You'd accomplish more by fucking yourself with barbed wire.

>> No.6458254
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6458254

Like anyone wouldn't let a pack of Baltimore's rioters gang rape their grandmother for this pizza.

>> No.6458369

>>6458254
I admit, that commercial has been tempting me. But, I gotta wonder how the bread is. I worry that it might be too doughy or something.

>> No.6458397

>>6458152
shiitake mushrooms are ok

>> No.6458420

>>6458152
Fuck off and die

>> No.6458961

>>6452919
>onion on pizza
Kill yourself pls :^)

>> No.6459013

I agree mostly. I mean like, let people order what they want and don't sperg out, but all the meat toppings are just complimented by veggies. Tomatoes and onions especially.

>> No.6459160
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6459160

>its 2015 and people still put pepperoni on their pizza instead of salami

>> No.6459267
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6459267

I love meat, but i find that meat toppings like ham and sausage often taste like utter shit.

I think pizzas with ingredients like spinach, fresh tomato, basil and mushrooms with a little bit of meat is nicest.

I think the best meat topping I have ever had was venison sausage from a place called HELLS in new zealand. They have some interesting pizza toppings like camembert cheese, pine nuts and other 'gourmet' ingredients.

Also tried pic related. It was a very difficult pizza to eat and a very painful experience.

>> No.6459445

>>6452402
>Being so autistic that you get mad that people like what you don't
Its time to grow up. Go outside and get a grip.

>> No.6460209

>>6452936
>>6454351
>>6455016
>>6455088
>>6457491
>>6458961

B-but I like onion on pizza...
Does this mean I'm a faggot too?

>> No.6460260
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6460260

anchovies are the ultimate pizza topping

>ordering pizza

make your own pizza, it's dead simple

>> No.6460276

TWO WORDS TO SPICE UP YOUR PIZZA

BANANA
PEPPERS

>> No.6460278

>>6452411
This.

I have a great friend that is like a brother to me, but I refuse to split the bill on pizza with him. He always gets pineapple, even knowing I can't fucking stand it. One time we were partying and it was time to order the pizza, so I go outside to smoke and he orders the pizzas, there were 8 of us there hanging out so he ordered 5 pizzas, put pineapple on every god damn one of them. The party was being hosted by me and him, so we were gonna split the bill. Pizza dude shows up and the bill is around $80, $40 split so eh not bad. I'm high as fuck now and getting munchies, go to get pizza, open it up. PINEAPPLE. PINEAPPLE every where. There were only one other dude there that liked pineapple, so the rest of us had to order something else.

He's done this several times and always just says "oops i forgot" once the pizza gets there. I learned my lesson and order it myself now, with a separate pizza for him or watch him order so he doesn't sneak it in. This is the only thing he is really a dick about, food.

>> No.6460315
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6460315

>pepperoni, bacon, and jalapeno pizza

No fun allowed fags come at me, your tears are the perfect beverage

>> No.6460324

>>6460260
>it's simple
Try not to fall off that high horse

>> No.6460328

Why the fuck would you need anything aside from basil and maybe mushrooms/pep? It's supposed to be about the dough cheese and sauce first.

>> No.6460362

>>6452411
>>IM GOING TO MAKE EVERYONE EAT PINEAPPLE ON THEIR PIZZA BECAUSE I LACK SOCIAL SKILLS


FUCK YOU PINEAPPLE IS GOOD

>> No.6460368

>>6460362
For you. Just don't be a dick and order a pizza with pineapple if you're in a group. At least ask first or order a personal with pineapple. It's called being a decent human.

>> No.6460369

>>6460315


>see reflection in the wee daggie's eyes
>man with fedora
>why

>> No.6460392

>>6452932
I work at a pizza place, this is a pretty common order.

I just hate hamplanets that come in 2 minutes before close and order an extra large half (specialty) half (other specialty with completely different toppings and sauce). I then have to manually take out each topping form the cabinets since they are all put away, rewash the sauce brushes, and then listen to them complain because their pizza shouldn't take so long because no one else is ordering.

>> No.6460407 [DELETED] 

>>6460369
aw damn now i feel bad for that dog having to put up with fedora bullshit all day

>> No.6460460
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6460460

>>6452402
>Not eating glorious shawarma pizza with mushrooms

stay mad.

>> No.6460483

>>6460460
Shut up hipster.

>> No.6460496

>>6460483
>waaah everyone who disagrees with me is a hipster

like I said, stay mad.

>> No.6460499

Pepperoni and Olive is the best topping combination.

>> No.6460500

>>6460496
Shut up hipster.

>> No.6460505

>>6460500
Why are you so rustled bro?

>> No.6460507

>>6460500
;^)

>> No.6460645

>>6452402
rip in peperony

>> No.6460649

>>6457608
holy shit i have that every week and its one of the best things ever

>> No.6460651

>>6458152
Basic ass button mushrooms yeah
Try some other mushrooms though, chanterelles are absolute fucking god tier on pizza

>> No.6460664

>>6458254
>Bacon wrapped deep dish pizza
Stop, that's a bit excessive. We really should have stopped at bacon wrapped steak.

>> No.6460669

>>6452919
>onions
>not pepers
really nigga
really.

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6460996

>>6454351
>>6455956
>>6460276
>>6460315
>>6460669
Fuck, pepper fags are even worse than meatheads and onioniggers. Not everything needs to be spicy, losers.

I bet you put meme sauce on your pizza too, huh retards?
>pic related, it's you cumguzzlers

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6461016

>toppings

Get a cheese pizza and sprinkle spices and herbs on that mother. Basil + oregano

>> No.6461725

>>6461016
you guys are pretty bad too. I agree that herbs and spices are neglected, but there's no reason ttheyy can't improve toppings

>> No.6462140

R my pizza
Italian sausage, pepperoni, green peppers, onions

>> No.6462147

dude shut the fuck up. i can put whatever shit i want on my pizza and you can go lick your moms anus for all i care.

>waaaah my tastes are superior. stop being eccentric with your meat

it's not my fault you get flashbacks of massive sausages going in and out of your anus, bitch.

b8 or not you're a fag

>> No.6462227

Oh you pizza faggots always get riled up over nothing. I bet none of you even had a real pizza.

>> No.6462234

>>6462227

Yeah the only real pizza is made from the fabric of used fedoras and topped with the dandruff of a euphoric gentleman

>> No.6462236

What were there topping on?

>> No.6462242 [DELETED] 

>>6462236
Aren't you like 15? It's past your bedtime bub.

>> No.6462254

>Onion
>Capsicum
>Mushrooms
>Olives
>Pineapple
>Anchovies
>Sundried tomato

Best.

>> No.6462255

Bell peppers, banana peppers, jalapeno peppers, black olives, pepperoni, bacon

rate my favorite pizza toppings (6 max)

>> No.6462263

You're all idiots. Some places make excellent pizzas with certain toppings. Others you have to get different toppings or it's disgusting. Some places use good pepperoni, some places have greasy little wafers of crusty meat.

You have to be willing to vary your order based on where you're ordering from. No single pizza joint does everything well.

If I'm ordering from one place, I'll get the chicken bacon pineapple bbq pizza. If I'm ordering from another, I'll get beef, artichoke hearts, onion, mushroom and pepperjack cheese. If I'm ordering from yet another place I'll get their margarita pizza or their vegetarian, because they're the best things they offer.

>> No.6462425

>>6462255
replace pepperoni with onions and 10/10

>> No.6463141

>>6462263
>vegetarian
>pizza
Fuck off vegfag

>> No.6463148

meat, onions, and banana peppers

>> No.6463151

>>6462255
bell peppers are the most pointless filler topping. They aren't bad, they just add nothing and waste a topping

>> No.6463365

>>6457608
This looks like the ultimate drunk food. I need it.

>> No.6463379

>>6459160
Pepperoni *is* a salami, one that is basically optimized for pizza.

I do like salami on pizza, because it pairs better with certain other toppings like pepperoncini or artichoke hearts. However, pepperoni is usually better for more typical topping combos, and far superior to salami by itself.

The bigger issue with pepperoni is that nearly every pizza place seems to use the crappiest razor-thin hormel-tier shit they can find.

>> No.6463726

One of the best pizzas I've eaten had sardines and hearts of palms as toppings.

I also like camembert and arugula as toppings, they're delicious.

>> No.6463746

>>6460500
oh, i get it!

>> No.6463755

>>6463726
I got AIDS just from reading your post because those pizzas sound so fucking gay.

>> No.6463830

>>6452402
>don't like what I don't like!

>> No.6464805

Best pizza = ground beef + caramelized onions.

>> No.6465518

>>6452919
FUCK YOU, TRY STEAK AND ONION MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.6465529

Spinach, Mushrooms, and Sausage.
The best toppings in my opinion.

>> No.6466204

>>6465518
Why would you put steak on a pizza?

>> No.6466677

>>6452402
If my pizza doesn't have meat on it then it better have jalapenos or garlic mushrooms and black olives otherwise I'm going home and I'm taking my ball with me.

>> No.6466682

>>6452402
I had bacon, jalepeno and red onion pizza before. It was fucking awesome.

>> No.6466697

>>6465529
Spinach is surprisingly good on pizza.

>> No.6466732
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6466732

Mushroom and Green Pepper masterrace.
Someimes add Pepperoni.

>> No.6468331

>>6455044

It looks like someone spilled their salad over a pizza.

>> No.6468356

>Not ordering 2-3 large pizza's with different toppings on each side
>Not having no friends so you have all those pizza's to yourself
>Not having a choice out of 6 different slices of pizza