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6443681 No.6443681 [Reply] [Original]

>go to a nice restaurant/upscale steakhouse
>the vegetable sidedish is always asparagus

>> No.6443696

>>6443681
>go on 4chan
>the flyovers still can't think of a nice place besides "muh prime rib"

>> No.6443786

Look on the brightside your pee swill stink. (universal truth, m f, gay strrait old or young,any religion or age, trans gender,your pee wil smell the same.Hey, did you get a wiff of that? yeah, just asparagus. not bad. so common, yet tough to grow.

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6443794

>go to a nice restaurant/upscale steakhouse
>the vegetable sidedish is always steamed broccoli

>> No.6443798

>>6443786
Actually asparagus making your pee smell is a genetic trait, meaning some don't have it.

>> No.6443802

>>6443681
All the steakhouses I been to had options on what veggie or any other side dish you wanted.

>> No.6443807

my favorite vegetable side dish is onion rings. problem?

>> No.6443963
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6443963

>>6443794
Broccolini far superior.

>> No.6443982

>>6443681
>Go to steak house
>Get bok choy
Get on my level

>> No.6444003

I don't go very often, but the steakhouse up the street from my gf's does seasonal, local veg. Fiddlehead season is the best season.

>> No.6444016

>>6443982
>steak is actually doge
>bok choy is actually cock boy
Get out of thailand

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6444209

It would be cool if they used purple or white asparagus.

>> No.6444214

>>6443681

what about the bake potato

>> No.6444262

>>6444214
>not getting the garlic mashed

>> No.6444282

>>6443798
Only a very small group actually have that trait, most of the people claiming to be unable to smell it in their urine simply can't smell asparagus's byproducts

>> No.6444291

Going to outback tomorrow for steak and blowjob day. What do I get bros? I'm leaning towards the prime rib.

>> No.6444293

>>6444214
>>6444262
>not getting the potatoes au gratin
you fucked up

>> No.6444294

>>6444291
You grab raw steak from the butcher and cook it at home

>> No.6444296

>>6444291
Does your neck hurt from bending down that far?

>> No.6444300

first...asparagus is delicious especially with a cream sauce of some kind.

second, steakhouses are about big portions, big appetites, and indulgence. im not too concerned with 'something' green being on my plate.

>> No.6444305

>>6444296
Yes.

>> No.6444307

>>6444291
The cabernet sauce which comes with the rack of lamb is incredibly delicious.

>> No.6444321

>>6444307
I was looking at the lamb. I just might. Thanks anon.

>> No.6444964

>>6443681
Only one type of vegetable? I'd piss on the plate and shit on the table, then leave without paying.

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6444990

i'd rather have spinach lightly cooked in the steak's pan drippings.

when the spinach releases water, it deglazes the pan. stir your spinach around so it picks up all that flavor.

>> No.6445209

>>6443681
Steakhouse menus should always feature creamed spinach. If I had my way there'd be brussels sprouts too, but creamed spinach is absolutely mandatory.

>> No.6445219

>side dish is fries and not random vegetables
I'm perfectly ok with this

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>>6444209
Daily reminder that white asparaguses taste like an old man's balls smell