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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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This man is clearly the epitome of all that /ck/ stands for. I love Jack. :3

I encourage you all to bask with me in our love for JAck.

>> No.6440527

>reviews ceramic knife
>tries to slice piece of wood
>*snap* oops, it broke
>does it again like 5 times
Fuck jack that piece of shit

>> No.6440535

He clearly has a decent amount of knowledge but no idea on how to apply it.

So yeah, he's pretty much /ck/ incarnate.

>> No.6440536

>>6440527
Fuck YOU!

Jack is #1

>> No.6440551

>>6440527

It's called the scientific method. kek

Go read a book u fag

>> No.6440586

>>6440521

>Boil your pork chops with your ricearoni.

gg

spot on estimation OP

>> No.6442503

>>6440521
might as well watch joey

>> No.6443775
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>>6442503
Joey pretty much just reviews garbage in his car. He only has one actual cooking video, the others are just mashing together processed cookies, candies and chocolates.

>> No.6443797

Post your favorite Jack video Brofanis!

>> No.6443820

>not buying Jack's delicious spices and sauces

its like you guys want your food to taste like shit.

>> No.6444057

>>6443797
the one with the raw chicken.

>> No.6444551
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>>6444057
>mfw there are multiple raw chicken videos

>> No.6444631

>>6440527
Which video is that?

>> No.6445139

>jack

>> No.6445506
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6445506

Who /Jacked/ here?

>> No.6445980

Ja/ck/ empties my sack! <3

>> No.6446005

>>6442503
You don't understand... Ja/ck/ brightens my world. Joey never did that for me. He wasn't trying to help me. Ja/ck/ gives me everything I need: valuable cooking knowledge and a hard on. Thank you Ja/ck/. :)

>> No.6446034

>>6442503
Joey has shown that he no longer cares about being innovative, he's trying to be in commercials and get on daytime tv like Ken and Daym

Jack is on the cutting edge of experimental food reviews.

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>>6446034
The only thing Jack experiments with is being just a horrible, unlikable person.

>> No.6446081

>>6446069
Nah, Ja/ck/ is a cool dude. You probably just don't get his sense of humor.

Did you that time he made the veggies and whip cream thing? Maybe you ought to research him a little more. He's on the verge of saving us all.

>> No.6446085

>>6446081
Unless "Jack" is like some subtle performance art shit I don't think I want to get him

Dude is unbearable.

>> No.6446175

>>6445506
I was a broey, now I'm saved and am a huge ja/ck/er.
Yours in Christ,
anon

>> No.6446212

This guy only has two minor saving graces that mean I may watch a vid or two of his. His distinctive voice and his "trainwreck" cooking. It's horrifying but you can't look away

I just keep an eye out for some of the ones where it's more likely he fucked up e.g. anything with lazy man's in the title

>> No.6446293

https://youtu.be/lfGlDg47How

I can't wait to spread the word.
I've been Ja/ck/ing all day to this shit.

>> No.6446298

>>6446085
who are you quoting

>> No.6446312

His Lazy Man's omelette recipe changed my life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3uJGf6Bj0&list=PL16ED0DEEB6F4DA3D&index=1

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>>6446175
>I was a broey, now I'm saved and am a huge ja/ck/er.
You'll always be a cum guzzling, cock worshipping faggot though, take comfort in that piece of consistency.

>> No.6446365

>>6446298
what?

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>>6446312
>Putins

>> No.6446474

>>6446293
>bean dip
>cream cheese and chili with NO BEANS
what the fuck?

>> No.6446597

>>6446474
Ya just got Ja/ck/ed mkthafucka. You'll be saved too.

>> No.6448212

It's ok to make paella in a slow cooker right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM9-jk7tB_Y&list=PL16ED0DEEB6F4DA3D&index=22

>> No.6448214

>>6440521
>This man is clearly the epitome of all that /ck/ stands for
pfffff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz4Y4882abM

MASAO IS LOVE MASAO IS LIVE

>> No.6448378

here's an article about him I found, it completely explains his incompetence around the kitchen.

http://m.ocregister.com/articles/scalfani-343887-says-food.html

>> No.6448469

>>6446312

It's easier to make an omelette regularly. What the fuck?

>> No.6448493

Jack is an intolerable manchild.

>> No.6448821

>>6446293

>broke every sanitation rule there is
>ate raw chicken in another video

>> No.6449228

>>6444631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQOnMVnstfE

>> No.6449275

>>6449228

>throws out the care and maintenance and warning label
>breaks the knife and complains

This guy is the DSP of chefs.

>> No.6449309

>>6449228
>'it's amazing, this knife can cut things'
>too lazy to cut the last end of the celery so just throws it away
>doesn't understand ceramic
>calls a knife edge a 'tip'

>> No.6449369

I'm a proud broey

Sell me on Jack. I'm not opposed to a /ck/ side piece.

>> No.6449442

>>6449369
Fuck off cunt. If you can't see the the pure genius of Jack on your own you don't deserve to see it at all.

>> No.6449522

>>6449442
Is this how all jackoffs behave? Broeys are kind and accepting. This is very hostile and honestly makes me a bit uncomfortable about accepting Jack into my life.

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New video jackkalos!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2E_laA28wI

>> No.6451363

>>6448214
Live where?

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6451403

>Sundays, 2015. Not attending a 4 hour fundamentalist protestant christian church service in Tennessee, then going home and microwaving some Lazy Mans Pancakes and boiling Omelet bags, pressure cooking a side of ribs and bathing it with The Best BBQ Sauce You'll Ever Taste (TM), praying with Jack Jr and Jackuiline for the blessings you've received, then complaining about local businesses on your vlog, and making 4 videos in a row without any fresh ingredients at all.

Ok pleb..

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>>6449275
>DSP of chefs
my side dishes, holy fucking shit.

>> No.6451750

>>6451363
Being this summer...

>> No.6452401

>>6451214
>that face
I have never seen a bigger cuck in my life holy shit

>> No.6452412

>this guy makes way more money than you ever will

selling mediocrity too

>> No.6452418

>>6444057
>>6444551

WHERE I CAN'T FIND IT

>> No.6452426

>>6452412

Does he though? People unironically buy his sauces?

>> No.6452431

>>6448212

>paella
>no saffron

He just labels absolutely shitty dishes 'Lazy Man's X'

>> No.6452441

>>6451214
>beer-battered
>uses a fruity "beer" that's been described as a competitive response to Twisted Tea and Mike's Hard

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>>6451214
>Beer Battered
>Uses Hard Cider

Jesus Christ, how much of a fuck up can you get.