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It's a kitchen Battle Royale. Who is the last TV chef left standing and why?

>Anthony Bourdain
>Paula Deen
>Guy Fieri
>Eddie Huang
>Gordon Ramsay
>Jamie Oliver
>Alton Brown
>Giada de Laurentiis

>> No.6430050

Bourdain has best wake up super but Gordon's zoning game is ridiculous.

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>>6430043

forgot one (probably the winner)

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6430067

You're a funny guy.

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>>6430043
Giada could suck all their dicks to death with an everlasting suckjob from her gaping maw. Paula would die from beetus before the battle started.

>> No.6430111

>>6430043
Alton Brown all the way, he cooks with his brain and knows his guns.

I'g like to watch FIeri feeding off a pit roasted Jamie Oliver, while Ramsay rapes Giada in the old fashioned Braveheart style.

>> No.6430138

>>6430111
>implying she doesn't desire his beef wellington

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>>6430043
Is that Paula Deen or her cyborg replacement after the beetus gits her?

>> No.6430152

Tied between Alton, Gordon, and Anthony

>> No.6430158

>>6430152
Anthony is a crack addict who needs his brazilian wife to defend him. I don't give him 2 seconds in a fist fight, while he sobers up.

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>>6430067
White would preside over the entire thing, of course. Keep in mind he's the guy who used to terrify Gordon Ramsey in his younger days.

>> No.6430174

>>6430043
Ramsay because he's a 3 michelin star chef while his competition are talentless hacks.

>> No.6430194

>>6430043
Depends on what kind of battle it is. In a race to the bottom Deen and Fieri would be left duking it out. If it were an actual cooking competition Ramsay would easily come out on top. If it were about who has their fingers on the pulse of where cooking is headed in the future Huang would lose out to Bourdain. And if it were who could provide the best recipes for serious home cooks de Laurentis and Brown would probably end up in a dead heat.

Regardless, Jamie Oliver would be standing on the sidelines weeping with some fat kids.

>> No.6430205

>>6430194
Pretty much this.

>> No.6430244

>>6430159
>smoking in the kitchen
>black and white picture
ew

>> No.6430261

I reckon Bourdain. he reminds me of me. No insult intended for tony. Guy is 2nd though could deal without rolling into flavor town.Some are not pictured.I like:Lydia or J.Pepan better.. of those,pictued,I guess Bourdin

>> No.6430266

Guy Fieri
/thread

>> No.6430267

>>6430174
Ramsay gets beaten on The F Word quite often by run of the mill cooks.

>> No.6430288

>>6430043
Why is that wigger (or whatever the Asian equivalent is) Eddie Huang even on this list? At least put up that autismo David Chang.

>> No.6430299

Alton Brown is literally the only man that can make interesting cooking videos unless you're a fat fuck trying to just look at 'food porn'

>> No.6430301

>>6430267
You can be the best world class chef, but it doesn't make you immune to losing in regional cousin to someone who makes those dishes exclusively.

>> No.6430317

In order of elimination:
Guy first to be eliminated
FOB
Alton
Paula
Giada
Oliver
Bourdain
Gordon, winner

>> No.6430322

>>6430301
That's not the case at all. He lost at things like cheese cake and pea soup. He also didn't battle against people who exclusively made a single dish that was regional. He battled non-chefs and lost in taste tests.

>> No.6430479

Ron Ben Israel, fucker has actual military experience

>> No.6430511

>>6430322
You yeah you, FUCK OFF

>> No.6430529

>>6430479
Because that would give his food an edge

>> No.6432186

>>6430174
Please remember that Gordon would be serving you a Walmart steak.

>> No.6432682

>>6430043
Paula Dean said nigger once 30 years ago, so that gives her bonus pts. I hate niggers.

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>>6430043
We all know who would the game. Its this man right here.

>> No.6433225

It'd most likely end up being between Jamie and Gordon.

>> No.6433229

>>6430159
Except look whose career actually took off, and is still remembered to this day.

>> No.6433243

>>6430043
Probs Gordon. I feel he has more experience than anyone.

>> No.6433257

>>6430043
>Paula Deen slowly eats the other 6 competitors
>wins by default

>> No.6433280

http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php

someone must.

>> No.6433331

It'd be either Jamie or Gordon.
Everyone knows Americans can't cook.

>> No.6433346

Alton Brown, because Good Eats was a comfy show and I'm biased.

>> No.6433391

>>6433331
http://www.lechef.com/fileadmin/user_upload/100_chefs.pdf lol k

>> No.6433400

Gordon Ramsey is a motherfucking g. All these other faggots pale in comparison.