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Please tell me you're a better chef than this cuck, /ck/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AQ7joVZIJc

>> No.6422760
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6422760

>>6422751

Adam Richman

Not only did he hold every job in the restaurant business, his erudite and insightful commentsmade in his Man vs Food show are still being studied in cooking schools around the globe.

>> No.6422775

holy fuck what is this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5J39YnnPsg

>> No.6422778

>>6422751
i hate this guy so much

i hate his face
his voice
and most of all, i hate how good he thinks he is

>> No.6422780

>>6422760
I actually felt sorry for him at one point, he went to this shit tier hot dog place that was only famous because their hot dogs were long and he had to say something good about them, looked like he wanted to vomit and/or punch someone

>> No.6422781

>>6422751
>enough cayenne to kill a bull
>when you pull pork this...

>> No.6422783
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>>6422778
"look at how beautiful this is!"

>> No.6422794

>making pulled pork in a pressure cooker gadget

>> No.6422804

>>6422794
In principle there is nothing wrong with using a pressure cooker for pork. His method is shit though.

>> No.6422814

>>6422804
yeah i know, also the fact its a pressure cooker gadget like my mom would use

i just hate how hes so wrong but thinks hes so right

i hate confident shitty cooks

>> No.6422818

>>6422775
the white balance in this video is the real crime

>> No.6422827

>>6422814
this.

I see tons of these people get hired and then fired in every kitchen I've worked at. They either have lofty goals that they can't execute (like some crazy fancy dish) or they can make the crazy fancy dish, but can't work the line at all.

True help is really hard to find.

>> No.6422849

Jesus what the fuck?

He absolutely no understanding of presentation.

Why so many god damn onions?

Why is he using those rolls for his sandwich?

Why does he just let everything drip everywhere?

>> No.6422852

>>6422849
because its beautiful man

and jesus

hes a jesus freak

>> No.6423136

Not too bad but this motherfucker didn't even pull the pork.
Just a chunk of braised pork on a bun.

>> No.6423179

>>6422849

it's fucking pulled pork holy shit shut the fuck up

>>6422814

there is nothing wrong with using a pressure cooker 'like your mom would use' jesus christ are you five

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>>6422751
Can you imagine if this retard was your father? His retarded goblin of a son hasn't yet realized he should himself but it's only a matter of time.

>> No.6423215

>>6423206
>His retarded goblin of a son hasn't yet realized he should himself but it's only a matter of time.

I agree. and if he doesn't himself, then I will

>> No.6423224

>>6423179

Jack please drown yourself in The Best Sauce You've Ever Had™

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>>6422852
I just realized that he is very religious. I guess I shouldn't be surprised considering how inept he is at cooking and life in general.

>> No.6423234

>>6423224

jack is retard but the bitches in this thread are retarder for getting their kicks shitting on a retard, retard.

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>>6423215
If you don't him then I'm sure will

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>>6423234
>defending someone who creates sauces literally called "the best sauce you've ever tasted"
>defending someone who created an online store called "jack shack" unaware of the slang term
>defending someone with type-2 diabetes yet continues to eat like shit and never get better
>defending someone who had a stroke and still didn't lose weight

>> No.6423277

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB9zhbOWzh8

>> No.6423287

>>6423247
>had a stroke
Which video was this in?

>> No.6423290

>>6422760

he was a fucking waiter fuck him

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>>6423287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqNIvYUnyBg

He thinks it was stress but being 300 lbs as a turbo manlet had nothing to do with it.

>> No.6423316

>>6423302
How tall is he?

>> No.6423323
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>>6423316
5'5" or 5'6"

>> No.6423324

>>6423323
As a 5'8 midget myself I can't really laugh, just happy I'm not shorter lol. I'm thin as fuck.

>> No.6423326

>>6423302
He carries around an extra two people and he thinks its stress and caffeine, how can you be this deluded?

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>>6423324
Bro you're a fucking lanklet next to the jackshackattack69

>> No.6423350

>>6422751
this guy has the cooking repertoire of middle schooler.

>> No.6423353
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6423353

>>6423236
Well if don't soon; certainly can

>> No.6423432

>putting pulled pork in a slow cooker

The only way pulled pork should be made is over a wood fire. Also, Jesus Christ, that sauce and all those onions. What a shitty "chef."

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>>6422751
>>6422783
>>6423206
>>6423247
>>6423302

niggas lookin' to get jack'd

>> No.6424048

>>6423432

literally nothing wrong with all those onions

/ck/ loves to be a sperging faggot

>> No.6424080

>>6422751
did you see the video when he ate raw chicken leg?

>> No.6424116

>>6424080
no.

can you post it?

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6424183

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KwxNZilzZU

Could find the chicken leg, but found this.

>> No.6424210

>>6424116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

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>>6424183
>polenta that looks like melted wax
>fucking pink chicken

Although it looks like the hue is off on his camera so that might be causing the pinkness. But still.

>> No.6424249

>>6424234

the polenta looks fine and the pink is obviously part camera issue and partly that weird thing where the chicken dries out at the edge and goes translucent and rosy when it's baked

>> No.6424320
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6424320

>TFW Jack has had me banned from his comments since like 2007 since I called out his shit early on
>People are just finding out about him
Finally I am not alone.

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>>6424249
>polenta looks fine

You make shit polenta, m80.

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6424337

>>6424320
Are you an anti-Jack hipster? That... didn't sound right but you get what I mean.

>> No.6424338

>>6424330

explain what's wrong with it, apart from the fact that it uses american cornmeal.

>> No.6424341

>>6424337
I guess? I don't think I'm better than anyone else for knowing about him beforehand, I just feel slight catharsis knowing that I am no longer alone in my observations that this chubby funster is full of turd.

>> No.6424350

>>6424338
Too thick when hot and shiny, hence looking like melting wax.

This is what it should look like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE2NemX-FO4

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>>6424341
Lol, I think most of his haters just moved on in the face of massive delusion. But I'm curious as to what you said to get banned. Did you just tell him he was a shit cook?

>> No.6424358

>>6424354
This was eight years ago so I can hardly remember, but I think I flat-out said that some of his choices and tastes were shit. I think the thing that pushed me over the edge was this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHyXstpe_N8 because he just seems like such a fucking baby.

>> No.6424364

>>6424358
Not to mention THERE ISN'T ANY FUCKING TASTE-TESTING IN THE VIDEO. HE JUST SCRAPES THE TOPPING OFF AND GOES BBAAAAAAAWWW.

>> No.6424375

>>6422751
>cuck
What's that?

>> No.6424380

>>6424350

it looks p much exactly the same, maybe his cornmeal was a little too fine but polenta is often not as coarse as chef john's in that video.

>> No.6424381

>>6424375
>being this cuck'd

It's when you have a fetish for your partner cheating on you sexually or even emotionally. But nowadays people just use it to mean someone who is inferior/beta/second-class.

>> No.6424416

how do you guys like henrys kitchen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-uwiOxK3Qs
i think its great

>> No.6424535

he is sadly becoming some of the shit i watch most on jewtube

>> No.6424604

>>6424381
Have you not seen the video where Jack admits he's a literal cuck?

>> No.6424638

>>6424604
link link link

>> No.6424893

>>6424638
>>6424604
Yes please, if such a link exists you are pretty much honor bound to post.

>> No.6424907

What if this guy turns into a lolcow for /ck/? I know I shouldn't be advocating for that but can't you picture his fat, cuck ass losing his mind when people start spamming him with PM's asking why he's a cuck who likes big hairy men to cum in his food?

>> No.6425175

>>6424907
don't mean to people ok? :(

>> No.6425358

>>6424210
This made me really sick. Most disgusting thing I've seen this year, seriously.

>> No.6425366

>>6424907

personally i don't think that would be funny at all.

>> No.6425664

>>6422751
i like his jack on the go series where he had burger wars. burger king won most rounds lol. too bad he moved from california to memphis. dunno what he was thinking

>> No.6425820

>>6425664
California isn't big enough for one /ck/ lolcow

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>>6425664
Well he is a religious conservative, obese, chronically stupid but affable. Seems like he would fit in better with the faggots in TN than the hipster faggots of CA.

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>>6424358

>takes cheese off and 80% of sauce is on it
>scrapes remainder of sauce stuck on bread

>"NO SAUCE! NO SAUCE WHAT SO EVER!"

i fucking hate this fat piece of shit more and more everyday lmao

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>>6422751
>those long as fuck fingernails
>even close to food

>> No.6427143

>>6426122
youve never been in Nashville

the hipsterdom spread but its dying off finally, thank god

>> No.6427166

>>6423302
That was three years ago.
Has he lost ANY weight since then?

>> No.6427202

>>6424358
>NOT ENOUGH CHEESE
he wants all of his meals to be 60% or more all cheese

>> No.6427243

Jack's sanctimonious healthy eating tips are egregious, from a morbidly obese man with diabete who had a stroke.

"Don't put put cheese on your burger!"
"Don't have hashbrowns with your fry-up breakfast!"

Then he goes and complains about his doctor "bullying" him for his diet choices.

>> No.6427292

>>6424907

Hahaha yeee /b/ro lets raid dis biatch xDDD

>> No.6428156

>>6424604
so, like, link already.

>> No.6429091

up

>> No.6430039

>>6427243
when did he complain about his doctor bullyin him

>> No.6430088

>>6427166
As far as I can tell, no. He claims to have lost 30 lbs or something but he is still over 250 at 5'6" which is a 40+ BMI.

>> No.6430109

>>6430039
link pls
>>6430088
Even when I was 240 at 5'7" I wasn't that big.
This dude is FAT.

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6430311

>>6430088
>5'6"

>> No.6431702

>>6430311
>tfw 5'5"

Girls won't even look at me unless I step on their feet.

>> No.6433180

ENCHILLADUHS

>> No.6433197

>>6423206

His body makes me feel sick

>> No.6433251

>>6422751
Used to watch this fucker. Unsubscribed literally years back when I realized he was a moron. Surprised he's still going honestly.

>> No.6433292

>>6433251
it's kind of funny how few subscribers he has compared to how long the channel has been going.

>> No.6433295

>>6433251
>>6433292
He's been doing these videos for SIX YEARS and hasn't improved.

>> No.6433302

>>6433295
The only change is he left the laundry room

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>>6433251
>>6433295
Man, it's hard to believe he has been doing this for that long. I wonder if he has a job besides doing this and selling his sauces. There is no way his sauces are making much money. His wife must be supporting them both--he is pretty much a NEET retard.

>>6433302
Lol, only because he moved to another house.

>> No.6434162

>>6433739
The sauces are his main business. He's shown them being sold at Whole Foods. Somehow he also has convinced companies to send him free products for review.

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>>6434162
Really? I don't see it on their website. I thought most of these places tasted sauces before selling them. Plus his still has HFCS in it which whole foods despises.

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6434342

Here you go.

>> No.6434398

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bycgZ0PI6og


holy fuck what the fuck is this shit. she is literal shit

>> No.6434458

>>6434338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK9SLD8Uric
Right near 6 minutes. But the video is from 2009 so perhaps they've stopped selling his crap.

>> No.6434863

>>6433739
And he only moved to Nashville because he couldn't make it in LA

>> No.6435826

>>6434863
omg link to more please.

>> No.6435830

>>6434458
It's at a few walmarts now.

>> No.6435838

>>6423324

5'10 here

Any shorter and I'd probably be more depressed than I already am

>> No.6435964

>>6424358
TRIGGERED holy fuck I can't even fathom....why? Why is he doing this?

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>>6422751

>now I'm gonna brown
>deepfries it in oil

>> No.6436003

It makes me feel bad when people are actually irredeemable idiots. Like, you can't possibly try to learn to cook for SIX FUCKING YEARS and still fuck up this badly on every new dish unless you're a legitimate retard.

It hurts me to say because he's so passionate about it even though he fucks it up.

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>4:39
>Oopa-Oopa

>> No.6436054

>>6434398
>glass cutting boards

Does it even exist?

>> No.6436058

>>6434398
>Do they use the stone anymore?
>I don't like it because it is a lot of work

Oh god what a cunt.

>> No.6436065

>>6434398
Why am I so mad on how she holds the knife?

>> No.6436071 [DELETED] 

>>6423302
>my diabetes? if you took my numbers right now, i wouldn't show that i'm diabetic anymore. it'd show that i'm pre-diabetes.

and here he is eating hawaiian rolls, fatty pork, and sugar-laden bbq sauce. this guy is gonna die, and soon.

i'm a type 2 diabetic, and hba1c looks entirely normal (<5). i take no meds. by all measurements, i don't have the disease anymore.

but i'd never dare eat a single hawaiian roll. my beetus will come roaring back. it's a lifelong chronic condition.

>> No.6436078

>>6434398
That's a pretty dull knife of hers, lazy cunt should probably use the stone already.

>> No.6436103

>>6422751
How much of cayenne did that fucker put onto the meat?

>> No.6436105

>>6434398
>inconsistent slicing as soon as she speeds up
>only slice, never dice
>I don't use the stone

triggered

>> No.6436108

>>6422751
It could actually be really good if it was prepared well.

>> No.6436194

This is the worst video I've seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j81_4sMOpoc

>Make chicken salad and spice it up
>cut crust off whitebread
>pat water on crustless whitebread and flatten
>roll up with chicken salad.

>> No.6436226

>>6436194
>try to say that faster
>it's actually really fluid to pronounce

>> No.6436240

>>6434398
>in paris
>paris
>amazing
Paris is a shithole

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>>6434398
>that onion cutting

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>>6436105
Looks like she could learn a thing or two from this fluid druid

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>>6436253

>> No.6436342

>>6436253
You know, she at least understands the concept of not cutting the onion all the way in order to make more cuts while it's still altogether. Oil Sauce's method is faster and better even if she almost loses a few fingers.

>> No.6436471

>>6436065
That's the one thing she does right.
Except for how she literally waves it everywhere.

>> No.6437083

>>6434342
I don't know what's more like dog shit.

his food or himself

>> No.6437111

>>6422751
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5J39YnnPsg
>his fucking smug smile after he tries everything me makes
like hes a fucking genius or something...god I hate this fat fuck.

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>>6424183
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KwxNZilzZU
>POH-LEN-TAH
>you can cook it like a mashed potato

>> No.6437127

>>6424234
>>polenta that looks like melted wax
>a video about magic wax hair wax in next in the queue for me
>read this comment
welp, my sides are gone.

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6437205

They sell that fat shits sauces at my local Walmart. I'm tempted to pick one up just to see how shitty it is

>> No.6437216

>>6424358
"I'm going to prove that Pizza in Cali is bad by buying from the most homogenized franchises in the nation."

>> No.6437276

>>6437205
Do a review of it for us plz :3

>> No.6437845

>>6437205
Do it please.

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6437850

>>6437205
Do it

>> No.6437884

>>6422751
>horrifying opening scratch
no, not going to watch that.

>> No.6438427

This is my favorite of his, OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>> No.6438443

>>6438427
I've seen this so many times and EVERY TIME it disgusts me.

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>>6438427
>salad

This is what Americans think of as a salad. No wonder they're so fucking disgustingly fat in Alabama.

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>>6438427

>> No.6438751
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6438751

>>6437850
You have summoned Sara. What do?

>> No.6439054

>>6422751
I like him

he's shit, his videos and cooking are objectively awful, but idk, I like him

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6439058

>>6438751
smile for the camera!

>> No.6439069

>>6439054
He's an affable idiot, that's pretty much his schtick. I like him too but I also love to shittalk/post about him because he is a retard and constantly blows it. I hope his son does something better with his life but I doubt it will happen.

>> No.6439230

>>6439054
I don't, he's quite an ass.

>> No.6439250

>>6422751
lol

"if you wanna make a sandwich with these rolls, you can just break off like... four at a time"

proceeds to make a sandwich out of 4 fuckin sandwich rolls stuck together

I like this guy, this is fuckin funny. And it looks good. /ck/ bunch of elitists. This appears to be some damn good pulled pork.

Actually fuck, now I can see his face he looks like my uncle who bought me tickets to Roger Waters. This guy's even cooler than before.

>> No.6439259

>>6439054

>Fat slob with no respect for himself
>Compulsive liar
>Instead of fixing his flaws he projects himself positively to compensate for shortcomings and absolves himself of mistakes by making up excuses
>Christfag

Sounds like a great guy

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6439458

>>6438751
Begin the stuffing

>> No.6440363

>>6434342
Wait is he adding milk to a pan of nachos?

>> No.6440391

>>6438427
thats the most disgusting shit iv ever seen. this dickshit makes all of america look bad

>> No.6440398

>>6440363

yes sir, yes he is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5T5sw0238

>> No.6440472

>>6422751
he used pulled pork as a verb
>when you pulled pork this

just fuck

>> No.6440686

>>6424183
>Hell if it tastes good, I'm just gonna load up this overbaked chicken with Italian seasonings, whatever that means!

>> No.6440720

Where's the love for Jack?!?!? Fuck all of you. Jack is out there providing is with important info on cooking and clearly all of you are too ignorant to see that.

>> No.6440729

>>6437111
What the fuck did I just watch. Is this a joke? Tell me it's a joke.

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6442319

I thought his videos were some sort of parody or satire at first. I mean, look at his very first videos, they're shot at extreme close up with weird voice acting and narration. But when I realized he was being serious I was sad and then started laughing uncontrollably.

>> No.6442387

>>6433739
>welcome to take our flight
>distinct wet tissue
good thing they aren't just handing out any old tissues.