/ck/ cringe thread

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/ck/ cringe thread Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:01:52 2015 No.6414639 [Reply] [Original]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fl5T5sw0238

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:41:44 2015 No.6414726 File: 1.05 MB, 2448x3264, 1428770960467.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >My Drunk Kitchen

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:43:22 2015 No.6414731 >>6414726 She's the best and I like her breast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 21:48:14 2015 No.6414738 >>6414639 >she has that hispanic edge fucking racist

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:27:40 2015 No.6414865 >>6414726 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUPflBfdC2E >dyke >fag >boo boop i'm done

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:29:37 2015 No.6414872 >>6414865 >fridge says "smeg" >"shredded on the chedda" >"daddy does"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:32:13 2015 No.6414876 >>6414726 nigga wat >jimmiesrustled.jpg

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:38:45 2015 No.6414887
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>>6414639
What's the point of a cooking show where you cook pre-made ingredients?

Jesus, they are even using pre-grated cheese.

My god, she skipped the only actual cooking in the recipe.

>2lbs of cheese

>add milk

"Just give it a quick spray"
>Sprays for 10 full seconds

Fuck, even more cheese?

How can she use the word healthy at any point in this recipe?

That was truly horrifying.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:39:37 2015 No.6414889 >>6414639 >healthy

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:40:00 2015 No.6414891 File: 2.40 MB, 1280x720, cktrigger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6414639 I hope she chopped that onion properly and safely, like in this webm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:41:37 2015 No.6414895 >>6414639 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8-CjU4_lHA

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:43:48 2015 No.6414904 File: 68 KB, 500x500, 1396993712847.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6414891 NOPE NOPE NOPE spoiler that shit for gore, jesus

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:45:36 2015 No.6414910 >>6414639 there is a hard core of /ck retards that defend Joey to the death, because he has redeeming qualities. there are none for this sack. speaks for itself >joey is life >joey is love

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:52:59 2015 No.6414934

>>6414639

>2 bags of corn chips
>1.5 pound beef
>2 lbs cheese
>3 cups malk
>one more POUND OF CHEESE
holy fuck this is like a tutorial on how to be a hamplanet

>cut us a big ol healthy peice
>nice healthy dollop of sour cream on top
no. no. no. you are fucking fat disgusting pigs and and you don't deserve to live

you fucking sick fat fucks you need to be in a camp for fat fucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:55:38 2015 No.6414940 /ck/ does not have the daily traffic to warrant cringe threads this used to be one of the best boards on 4chan. it's been overrun by /r9k/ and shitty memes

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:56:10 2015 No.6414943 >>6414940 This post made me cringe. :P

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:56:33 2015 No.6414944 File: 105 KB, 477x539, 1416337727416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6414940 show proofs

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:59:39 2015 No.6414954 >>6414944 Nice Fazoli's.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:03:00 2015 No.6414962 >>6414940 >/ck/ does not have the daily traffic to warrant cringe threads huh we've always had food gore type threads, I know someone will probably say there are subtle difference between gore and cringe but this is nothing new

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:04:31 2015 No.6414963 >>6414940 Dude this board has had cringe threads for years. Hide the thread. Pick your battles son.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:05:34 2015 No.6414966
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>>6414639
What the fuck is he doing in that pic? Scraping knives together?

Here he is talking about doing P90X: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj374FPMyDo

This was 3 years ago so obviously it didn't work and he is still a fat diabetic fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:10:10 2015 No.6414972 >>6414966 >P90X no wonder it didn't work, he chose a meme program. someone should have told him about SS+GOMAD

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:13:59 2015 No.6414980 File: 335 KB, 2560x1092, bulking with jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6414972

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:20:25 2015 No.6414994 >>6414639 AMERICA

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:22:41 2015 No.6415000
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>>6414972
Plus you can't exercise your way out of morbid obesity, he has to stop eating so much bullshit. Having a cooking show for retards isn't helping. And he is bulking up his gay nigger son as well as overfeeding his troll of a wife. He is literally the prototypical American cuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:30:56 2015 No.6415018 God damn Jack is an insufferable faggot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnuX9wY0y40 If I was his son I would have killed myself by now

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:12:07 2015 No.6415095 File: 25 KB, 400x386, 1423485181433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6414872 >fridge says "smeg"

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:42:57 2015 No.6415261 >>6414891 Every time i see this i watch it till the end hoping that my prayers would be answered and she would run that knife right into her fingers... Never gonna happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 01:48:11 2015 No.6415269 >>6414639 >using the word healthy please

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:42:04 2015 No.6415349 How to diabetes type-2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SypF2eM_q8Q

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:55:12 2015 No.6415370 >>6414639 >THIS IS REAL ENCHILADAS NO IT'S NOT YOU FUCK IT'S FUCKING TORTILLA CHIPS AND MILK

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:57:43 2015 No.6415373 >>6414865 this is unwatchable

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:12:37 2015 No.6415394 >>6414887 When people say "healthy" in that context they mean "More than you probably need" healthy amount=more than enough food

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:14:43 2015 No.6415396 >>6414639 "She does it all the time for her Bible study..." You mean encourage gluttony?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:16:02 2015 No.6415401 >>6415349 >that mom >that kid >that beta dad Holy shit anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:18:12 2015 No.6415403 >>6415401 she's so cocky too wtf

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:33:26 2015 No.6415421 >>6414865 Shes so hot :'(

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:50:06 2015 No.6415434 >>6414940 go back to /v/ you piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:34:54 2015 No.6416421 File: 63 KB, 320x240, 4306040450_865c7e2938[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A true classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:42:16 2015 No.6416434 >>6414639 someone post the video where he eats raw bloody chicken

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:42:37 2015 No.6416435 >>6415401 I thought it was her son filming.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:43:47 2015 No.6416437 >>6416421 Are we posting hambeasts? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC-vMl3gmQw

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:59:39 2015 No.6416470 >>6414934 A wild edgy appears!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:12:03 2015 No.6416498 Why does he use that shitty South Park icon on his official shit? Is he retarded?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:13:30 2015 No.6416501 >>6414966 Ahh yes, the signature knuckle egg crack. How unique.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:16:10 2015 No.6416508 >>6416501 Do people seriously do that? Is it really so hard to lightly tap an egg against the edge of the bowl/pan/counter?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:18:11 2015 No.6416516 >>6414639 Has nobody else gotten really upset that he's sharpening a knife with a knife? I dare not enter deeper into this thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:26:06 2015 No.6416543 >>6416508 >Do people seriously do that? Ha, not that I've ever seen. Hence "unique".

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:30:46 2015 No.6416558 File: 338 KB, 1200x1600, IMG_3265[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6416508 I've never seen anyone punch eggs open or slam them together to crack them either. It's not as bad as howtobasic but that guy is obviously trollin

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:32:07 2015 No.6416564 >>6414726 Too bad shes a lesbian :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:33:07 2015 No.6416568 >>6414887 I hate to defend him, but >Lazy's Man

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:49:15 2015 No.6416615 >>6416516 He's not sharpening it you fuckwit he's realigning the edge just as one would do with a steel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:52:35 2015 No.6416623 File: 188 KB, 840x630, 000000000000.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZBDVmiiyc8 >women

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:59:01 2015 No.6416639 >>6416437 You can see the inbreeding.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:00:01 2015 No.6416644 >>6416558 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chISQ7RABs8

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 04:11:03 2015 No.6418417 lel

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 04:38:56 2015 No.6418458 >>6414891 >>6414904 >>6415261 How do I chop an onion /ck/? whenever I try it I begin to cry and can't see clearly and also the onion falls apart so I end up doing it almost like this lady.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 05:05:50 2015 No.6418481 >>6418458 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQZtCVkypAo

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 06:48:08 2015 No.6418604 >>6414865 holy shit he's such a fucking cunt >>6414872 >>6415095 i've got a smeg fridge

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:11:15 2015 No.6418624 >>6418458 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWqocpVrMw4

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:17:25 2015 No.6418629 >>6416644 I'm getting a little nostalgia boner for Christie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:21:06 2015 No.6418632 >>6418624 Holy fuck. I wish I could do that.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:38:27 2015 No.6418647 >>6414639 She fucking puts milk in it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:44:27 2015 No.6418653 >>6414891 I am awful at chopping onions, but come the fuck on

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 10:44:25 2015 No.6418913 >>6418624 lol @ 54 s she wants the D

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 11:54:45 2015 No.6419091 >>6418624 he does one section of one layer at a time? that shit would take forever

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 12:12:26 2015 No.6419140 >>6415018 Has he come out as a cuck yet? Because I totally wouldn't be surprised if he was one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 12:25:10 2015 No.6419166 File: 10 KB, 480x360, hqdefault[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6414872

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 12:26:21 2015 No.6419169 >>6418624 fucking hate masterchef straya, they turned an american soap into a brazilian novela

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 12:30:37 2015 No.6419175 >>6419140 >this projection

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 12:31:45 2015 No.6419177 >>6419140 >cuck Idiot

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 12:32:44 2015 No.6419179 >>6419169 eh i personally think it's the GOAT cooking competition show apart from the great british menu and of course iron chef

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 12:33:37 2015 No.6419182 >>6419140 cucked to the bone

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 18:30:26 2015 No.6420075 [DELETED]

>>6419179
>>6419169
It can get pretty melodramatic, but the challenges are entertaining. Did you see the one where they made them cook along with Heston? A couple year's time they'll be approaching Japanese gameshow level cruelty.
https://youtu.be/gQ7GLLD-X68?t=11m15s

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 18:32:05 2015 No.6420081

>>6419179
>>6419169
It can get pretty melodramatic, but the challenges are entertaining. Did you see the one where they made them cook along with Heston? A couple year's time they'll be approaching Japanese gameshow level cruelty.
https://youtu.be/gQ7GLLD-X68?t=11m05s

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 18:41:37 2015 No.6420107 >>6414639 >female friend >hug

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 19:03:15 2015 No.6420158 >>6414891 this was legitimately the most intense thing i've ever watched

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 20:05:19 2015 No.6420325 >>6418624 This dude seems cool as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 20:40:02 2015 No.6420390 >>6414865 Literally Reddit: The Cooking Show.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 21:26:16 2015 No.6420537 File: 69 KB, 620x413, 98181711_a_415278c[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6420325 Of course, he made Gordon Ramsay cry. And maybe finger banged him.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 22:46:12 2015 No.6420758 >>6416437 are these human?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 00:37:53 2015 No.6421049 >>6414639 >Hotel Pan >Big Bucket New kitchen memes, ITB co/ck/s

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 00:42:49 2015 No.6421060 >>6414966 What the fuck? He's bald?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 00:43:32 2015 No.6421063 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW7dkv716GTmq_e1NXL0NvA Anything by this landwhale. ANYTHING.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 00:46:39 2015 No.6421066 >>6421063 >Implying Sara isn't the goddess of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 00:52:21 2015 No.6421085 >>6418624 Great, Marco. You've chopped an onion in a way only a processor can.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 01:04:10 2015 No.6421102 >>6421060 Why do you think he has a fucking hat superglued to his scalp? Someone post the video where he dumps half a pound of salt on the steak

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 01:06:08 2015 No.6421108 >>6416623 I thought that pic was Wednesday night pre- screaming- preaching covered dish in the in the basement of the first holiness snake handling queer beatin church of no niggers allowed.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 01:11:40 2015 No.6421118 >>6414904 This is one of my favorite reaction images of all time. Thank you

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 02:14:16 2015 No.6421231 >>6420537 yeah but now he's a hack who gets paid to put bouillon in everything

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 02:15:43 2015 No.6421237 >>6420537 >>6421085 >>6421231 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um6Rjuf2mcc

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 02:24:44 2015 No.6421258 >>6416623 Is it just me or is this bitch ridiculously annoying?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 02:27:31 2015 No.6421265 >>6420081 >professional chef >putting hot mixture in a fridge >fucking smart m8

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 03:03:09 2015 No.6421328 >>6421265 You don't put hot things in a fridge because it raises the temp of everything around it, but those fridges were empty. And you never chilled something hot on a blast chiller? You poorfag diner cook. Step up son.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 03:05:44 2015 No.6421331 >>6421102 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RWJEOScToE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 03:10:00 2015 No.6421335 File: 160 KB, 456x628, 1427820399039.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY9jOc1C678 veggie lasagna https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok4cM6WTA5E lazy man's lasagna

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 03:12:24 2015 No.6421337 >>6420325 He used to be a maniac who chilled out at some point. All really great chefs are passionate as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 03:17:19 2015 No.6421345 File: 17 KB, 500x333, 1405061970874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 03:26:10 2015 No.6421353 File: 60 KB, 300x299, u fokin wot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6416623 >Coating fish in potato chips and frying it >Not batter frying the fish >Not having flour on hand at all times >Frying fish in olive oil Satan take me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 03:29:54 2015 No.6421354 A classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cppOojKBNko

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 03:33:18 2015 No.6421359 >>6421354 Sounds like some kind of horrible fantasy world where neckbeards use Essence of Doritos and Condensed Dew to make +10 virginity potions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 03:35:48 2015 No.6421364 >>6421354 >Not knowing how to make a consome with egg whites >Defrosting at room tempreature for 24hs >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 04:02:19 2015 No.6421396
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>>6421335
>MFW he scoops out a piece of that watery cheese smothered shit
>MFW he pours that cheese-pasta-sauce abomination into those pans like a farmer pours slop for hogs

When he dies do you think he'll fit into a normal sized crematorium or will they have to put him in one for livestock?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 04:13:52 2015 No.6421410 >>6421396 there was just a little teeny bit left over

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 04:26:52 2015 No.6421424 >>6421335 Does jack even know what lasagne is? The lazy man's lasagne bears no resemblance to lasagne >no meat >no bechamel >no parmesan >penne >mozzarella it's just a shitty pasta bake

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 04:32:25 2015 No.6421432 File: 37 KB, 200x200, 1427712072553.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6414891 I was actually agitated watching this....help me /ck/

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 04:49:45 2015 No.6421446 >>6421237 Fits perfectly in this thread.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 04:49:50 2015 No.6421447 File: 221 KB, 392x351, 1425669651975.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6421345 >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk >his fucking smug face when taking a bite choke on it you disgusting fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 05:01:11 2015 No.6421454 >>6416437 Those fat fucking eyebrows

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 05:57:39 2015 No.6421488 File: 45 KB, 539x251, desgoosteng.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6421446 I know, I don't know how he keeps a straight face whilst coating steak in pic related

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 06:08:44 2015 No.6421499 >>6418481 unGion What a faggot I hate it when people say that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 06:13:23 2015 No.6421503 >>6421364 >making the dumbest possible criticisms of a video in which someone makes a consomme out of doritos gelatin filtration is way better then the traditional method

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 06:23:49 2015 No.6421512 >>6421237 glad to see anthony hopkin's hair implant is going well for him.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 07:10:32 2015 No.6421539 >>6421488 All he does is think of the millions of dollars in his bank account

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 07:29:42 2015 No.6421562 File: 25 KB, 214x215, dredd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6416623 >Judge Dredge that triggered me almost as much as the food stuff

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 08:11:04 2015 No.6421605 >>6420325 Really? He seems way too up his own arse. I respect him, but he's the opposite of cool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 08:22:47 2015 No.6421611 >>6414639 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WwNbLhreKM Prepare for anal devastation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 08:25:49 2015 No.6421615 >>6414940 shut up nerd

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 08:26:42 2015 No.6421618 >>6414639 Speaking of this Jack-off, here's his episode on slicing your hand up, Knife Skillzzzzzz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bycgZ0PI6og

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 09:04:12 2015 No.6421661 >>6421108 My kinda church!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 09:28:54 2015 No.6421687 >>6421063 >hating on Sara She's not as bad as a lot of what's been posted. She does have her landwhale recipes but others seem, okayish. Does anyone remember which video it is where her partner is moe as fuck?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 10:22:30 2015 No.6421753 File: 385 KB, 1000x750, 1388084596534.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6414726 She used to be my guilty pleasure but now its just not even drunk liberal rhetoric cooking with friends

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 10:25:14 2015 No.6421758 >>6421753 Same for me. She made some comment about gender binary and I dropped that like a sack of pure radiation.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 12:08:05 2015 No.6421961 >>6418481 fuck I need better knives

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 12:11:51 2015 No.6421973 >>6414639 Is he really using a knife to sharpen another knife?

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 12:20:18 2015 No.6421984

>>6415018
>Wendy's vs. Burger King
>#20
All fast food is trash, what a dumb fucking faggot.
>7 minute video
Fucking Christ what is all this goddamn shit? Editing motherfucker, god damn. There's like a minute and half of actual content, fuck.
>those shitty camera skills
Just fucking put down the camera you fucking fat sack of shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 12:35:48 2015 No.6422014 >>6421961 that appears to be a quite shitty knife. solid skills though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 12:37:38 2015 No.6422021 File: 432 KB, 593x448, 1383385073280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6421984 I can't even take it anymore, man. I couldn't get through that video. How do people sit and watch his videos at length?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 12:47:26 2015 No.6422036 I want the supertaster to come back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5ZQGNoqiOY

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 13:04:49 2015 No.6422053

>>6421335
How many of this assholes recipes start with "Lazy Mans?"
Also, he's not using Lasagna for his "Fat fucks Lasagna" Which basically invalidates the whole video. Why wouldn't he just call it "Lazy suburban white families Tuesday night post soccer practice meal", or "I'm fucking disgusting."?

Also "There was a little tiny bit left"
>Pulls out a massive plate of gross mans pasta bake.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 13:10:15 2015 No.6422061 >>6421753 >>6421758 I'm glad I'm not alone

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 13:14:33 2015 No.6422068

>>6415018
This... This is not cooking.

The Shitty Enchiladas, the fucking disgusting pseudo Italian pasta bake, one could argue that those were "cooking" technically.

This? This is fat fucks talking about which kinds of fast food they prefer to shove in their blowholes. Nobody who takes cooking even remotely seriously would publish of video of their critical analysis of cheap, artery clogging, greasy fast food.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 13:21:24 2015 No.6422079 >>6414966 That explains the hat I guess.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 13:30:16 2015 No.6422096 >>6421973 No, he is not.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 13:33:30 2015 No.6422103
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9c7Hn_n6tM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkfgqqf76HQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSK7KMbhKC0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxeqBMreLOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtKdM2tzNzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAQGYYNUt68
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kRhFkiGa6E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tDtqF950NA

all of these
enjoy

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 14:03:41 2015 No.6422154 >>6422068 Its not even that cheap

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 14:31:53 2015 No.6422189 >>6422068 shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 14:38:49 2015 No.6422201 File: 967 KB, 490x367, shitposting.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6422189 >yfw

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 14:39:43 2015 No.6422204 File: 77 KB, 555x526, 1422142697988.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6416437 >>6416437 jesus fuck there's a video of them EATING FOOD. I'm gonna fucking vomit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Cnz1XRvFE

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 14:40:32 2015 No.6422206 >>6422201 there is nothing more irritating than some faggot using the word 'artery clogging' in a derogatory fashion on an incredibly lowbrow cooking forum. very few types of restaurant food aren't artery clogging.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 14:48:05 2015 No.6422233
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>>6422206
There's nothing more irritating than some faggot swooping into the rescue of a Diner Drive-ins and Dives style "cooking show" on youtube when someone dares to point out that shoving fastfood into your blubbery face-hole doesn't count as fucking cooking. You're a stupid piece of shit if you think anyone who likes to cook and takes themselves even remotely serious would ever make a video of them going out to lunch at a fastfood restaurant and make it not only a part of their "cooking show" but make a whole fucking series on it, bullshit pretentious title and all.

In short, fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 14:55:32 2015 No.6422246 >>6421424 >>6422053 This is the same fat fuck who brought on his fat fuck friend to throw a bunch of shit into a bizarre mexican casserole and called it "lazy man's enchiladas". He doesn't seem to understand how food works, in general.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 15:06:45 2015 No.6422281 >>6416623 i love her

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 15:13:35 2015 No.6422302 >>6418624 haha, i can do that

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 15:21:02 2015 No.6422327 >>6414639 That... that pic... Why would anyone do that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 15:26:28 2015 No.6422335 >>6415349 I fucking hate that fat chicks always act like someone is incredibly stupid for not knowing about their made up nasty fat shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 15:27:52 2015 No.6422340 >>6415349 >sitting while preparing food

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 15:31:06 2015 No.6422348 >>6418624 My god... are there actual people out there who call themselves "cook" let alone "chef" who can't chop an onion without looking?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 15:34:41 2015 No.6422352 >>6422340 >not popping a squat to shred the ten pound pig ass you just smoked

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 15:35:43 2015 No.6422356 >>6421611 Holy fuck you win, little dude is wearing an apron under his clothes

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 15:36:14 2015 No.6422359 >>6414865 god that guy is the reason people don't like gays

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 15:38:09 2015 No.6422367 >>6421335 >First video >The man mentions a "Lazy mans omelette" How the fuck does one even make an omelette simpler?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 15:39:36 2015 No.6422374 >>6422367 By making someone else make it and then eating it by yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 15:42:30 2015 No.6422382 >>6422356 Welcome to /ck/, newfriend!

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 15:43:47 2015 No.6422390 >>6422367 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27BigIWxMMw

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 15:46:43 2015 No.6422399 >>6421063 >she looks like she might honestly have cushings disease judging by the way the fat is distributed on her. ie fat face, huge abdominal obesity, small arms

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 15:50:46 2015 No.6422409 >>6421488 >beautiful steaks >covers them in factory made shit he must be poor as fuck or something.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 15:52:49 2015 No.6422414 >>6422390 >Taps eggs together to crack them >not letting the uncooked eggs go under the omelette to cook >PUTTING THE OMELETTE IN THE OVEN TO BROIL IT >Putting like 4000 gallons of salsa on top of the omelette instead of inside of it >2015 >ISHYGDDT

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 15:59:46 2015 No.6422436 File: 6 KB, 267x189, 100111235465161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6416437

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 16:01:18 2015 No.6422441
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>about to make fried eggs for myself and mother
>mother notices and takes over without my consent
>she grabs the cooking spray
>I already put a bit of butter in to prevent stick
>she sprays a fuck ton into the pan
>it looks like a pool of oil bubbling and splattering everywhere
>my heart is going to hate me
>I ask if there really needs to be that much
>"FUCK YOU ANON MAKE IT YOURSELF HOLY FUCK GO LIVE WITH YOUR FATHER"
>mommy i was making breakfast for you
>"YOU ARE SO FAT"

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 16:02:46 2015 No.6422448 >>6416623 i'd engage in sexual relations

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 16:03:47 2015 No.6422455 >>6422382 I don't come here often but I love every laugh

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 16:04:25 2015 No.6422458 File: 42 KB, 756x760, Feel anon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6422441 >tfw mommy is a fucking bitch

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 16:17:24 2015 No.6422481 >>6421611 kinda feel bad for the kid but it was still funny

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 16:24:41 2015 No.6422497 >>6422481 Did you watch it through? He goes into autism moans near the end. Like he's legitimately autistic. The only people I've ever heard make those sounds were people with severe autism or downs syndrome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 16:30:21 2015 No.6422517 >>6421611 this one isn't fair and his parents are assholes for letting him put this online where he's going to get buttblasted by faggots. kid is very clearly really autistic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 16:34:13 2015 No.6422524 >>6422517 I have no idea what is up with people and not supervising their child's online time. Especially if the child has a severe mental condition.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 16:42:31 2015 No.6422546 >>6422517 >>6422524 Haven't you seen his dad try to take away his iPad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 16:45:21 2015 No.6422549 >>6422546 They could cut off his Internet access. It wouldn't be too hard. All they have to do is change the wifi password and unhook his ethernet if he has a PC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 16:46:39 2015 No.6422554 >>6421618 >cutting off the bottom of the onion

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 16:47:45 2015 No.6422557

>>6422546
yea it's shitty parenting. it's great for a kid to have a hobby that he's passionate about but it's different to allow him to do whatever he wants knowing that he has a mental handicap and that he could get himself in trouble/made fun of.

there are other videos where he's just going on about spongebob and you can even see that his ticks are from spongebobs laugh. it's literally just unregulated autism and shitty parenting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 16:47:59 2015 No.6422559 >>6422554 that is perhaps the clearest way to telegraph to everyone that you have no fucking idea how to cook

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 16:50:13 2015 No.6422561 >>6422557 Thing is, most parents with autistic kids just let them do what the fuck ever instead of at least trying to instill some discipline because "that's just the way he is, there's nothing we can do about it."

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 16:51:40 2015 No.6422566 >>6422561 well that explains this fucking place

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 16:52:21 2015 No.6422570

>>6422561
This so hard.

A friend of mine had aspergers growing up. Not even particularly bad. His parents let him play video games all day and do whatever he wanted on the internet. By the time we were in high school, he was the biggest prick I knew. As far as I know, today he lives with his mom and jerks off all day.

On the flip side, another friend of mine, his cousin had aspergers, was the same age, but his parents helped to give him things to focus on and corrected bad behavior. Dude ended up getting a mechanical engineering job, owns a business, and is married with a kid on the way.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 17:02:11 2015 No.6422591 >>6414639 delishuus

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 17:57:24 2015 No.6422743 File: 17 KB, 240x312, 1426220870850.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6416623 >2 million subs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:04:03 2015 No.6422762 >>6422743 There are what? 900 million people in America? That is a very small minority.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:19:51 2015 No.6422782 He looks like he has down syndrome. Am I the only one seeing this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:22:15 2015 No.6422790 File: 168 KB, 610x420, pyro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6422390 >im not using butter becayse theyre not healthy >spreading the whole pan with oil spray >using cheese package mexican blend >milk on omellets SERIOUSLY

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:36:21 2015 No.6422817 >>6422762 320M, actually. Considering on average 100 veiws = $1, getting 400k+ views per video means she's getting $400 for showing off her body while doing a shitty cooking show on youtube.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:39:09 2015 No.6422822 >>6422817 I thought it was fuckton more. Wow, I was way off.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:39:25 2015 No.6422823 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv9tOFENs_I Legit Joey in the comments

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:40:34 2015 No.6422828 >>6422817 >>6422822 sorry, meant 1000 views = $1

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:42:41 2015 No.6422836 >>6422822 Yeah, there are 9M people in New York City alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 18:49:47 2015 No.6422851 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=377RKqUwiR4 personal favorite is 5:05

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:01:33 2015 No.6422880 >>6422851 I love this kid.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:16:02 2015 No.6422911 >>6422204 This made me vomit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:24:33 2015 No.6422934 >>6422851 He only has friends because his family is rich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:25:31 2015 No.6422936 >>6415349 She had the personality of Roseanne Barr.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:31:52 2015 No.6422945

>>6422934
Not true. Autists are easy to control. They crave companionship/friendship so much, but are unable to achieve it on their own. When I was a kid, I was friends with most of the autists. I'd get them to have their parents buy me shit and I'd get them to bully kids I wanted bullied. If one didn't do what I wanted, I'd turn all the other autists on them until they submitted. It was a group of about 5, and I was their king. I may not have been "popular," but I was still jewing people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:34:37 2015 No.6422948 >>6422390 Jacques Pepin would cry if he saw this

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:36:29 2015 No.6422953 >>6422945 The sad part is that you actually sound proud of this.

Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:40:54 2015 No.6422962

>>6422953
Why shouldn't I be? I knew I wasn't good at sports. I knew I wasn't going to be teacher's pet.

King of the autists may sound shitty, but it was better than being nothing. Manipulation is one of the few skills I brought with me from childhood into adulthood. I make quite a bit of money because I can convince people to trust me and then pull the carpet out from under them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:42:36 2015 No.6422965 >>6422962 Being a petty conman is nothing to be proud of.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 19:49:23 2015 No.6422982 >>6422965 >petty

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 20:43:22 2015 No.6423080 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCA3j9iEEnw I'm only posting this here because there isn't a genius ck comedy thread. It must be comedy. Please be comedy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 20:46:08 2015 No.6423088 >>6415401 dont forget the 'now to make my wife happy' with the huge salami

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 21:15:02 2015 No.6423147 >>6414639 >Low fat milk

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 21:23:20 2015 No.6423162 File: 1.95 MB, 222x210, 1427435177651.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6422352 >not shredding while you squat ten smoking pigs

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 21:31:23 2015 No.6423176 File: 22 KB, 320x320, 1428126287714.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6422566

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 21:33:46 2015 No.6423180 >>6422348 i bet you can't i bet if i asked you to right now you would be sweating with fear

>>	Anonymous Thu Apr 16 22:01:22 2015 No.6423278 >>6423080 Check his onion review video. This kid is hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:27:21 2015 No.6423922 >>6414891 WHY am I so ANGRY from watching this!?!?!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:37:35 2015 No.6423943 File: 29 KB, 276x300, autism-1-in-50-276x300[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6423922

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:40:08 2015 No.6423950 >>6414865 I had a roommate like this guy once. It was awful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 03:45:18 2015 No.6423963 >>6414891 i blame the improper tool to be honest

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 08:02:34 2015 No.6424331 >>6422390 >complaining about the most wonderful quality of omelettes, being runny on the inside >butter is not healthy, I use this industrial spray. had to stop right there

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 10:58:28 2015 No.6424660

>>6423180
Okay, kid.

Guiding the knife with your knuckles is *how* to chop onions. Do it looking, do it not looking, do it blindfolded, do it with your eyes gouged out. It doesn't matter. The guidance doesn't come from your eyes, it comes from your non dominant hand.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:12:00 2015 No.6424704 >>6424660 most people still use their eyes to help whether they do it consciously or not

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:17:13 2015 No.6424719

>>6424704
Most people who are home cooks, sure. I learned on the line. My first prep job was chopping thousands of mushrooms each day. After about a month, I got to the point where I was chopping mushrooms lightning fast while chatting with the hot servers, looking at them and not my hands.

It's really not that hard if you practice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:21:29 2015 No.6424732 >>6424719 i didn't say it was but it's a habit you either develop or you don't.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:27:42 2015 No.6424766

>>6424732
Not sure if it was you, but
>i bet if i asked you to right now you would be sweating with fear
indicates the poster thought that particular activity was hard

My entire point is: it's incredibly easy and something that anyone who cooks frequently should be able to do. The people in the Masterchef video must have been incredibly amateurish if they let what amounts to a parlor trick impress them.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:29:26 2015 No.6424773

>>6424766

>The people in the Masterchef video must have been incredibly amateurish

they're amateurs, yes, it's a show about amateur cooks. there is a separate series for professionals.

i just think it's beyond a lot of the kind of people that come on /ck/.

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:34:07 2015 No.6424788

>>6424773
>it's a show about amateur cooks
Huh... never actually watched it, myself. I figured it was for pros, hence "master" and "chef." My bad. Either way, it's still a basic cooking skill that anyone who is passionate about cooking should know.

>it's beyond a lot of the kind of people that come on /ck/
Sad, but true. Sometimes you'll get gem threads where line cooks and chefs actually talk about real things, but so much of this board is /joey/ and fast food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 11:48:31 2015 No.6424817 It's like people being impressed by videos of pianists playing with their eyes closed. If you don't do it yourself, you don't realise it's completely normal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:21:12 2015 No.6424912 File: 35 KB, 360x480, 1427813899669.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6416623 >2 Mintues in and already a dank vagina joke I forgive her, she's cute and kinda funny

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 12:45:32 2015 No.6424969 >>6414639 That looks delicious. Also MILF/10. I would smash the granny out of her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:40:06 2015 No.6425111 >>6416623 This is so shitty it wraps back around into being cute and funny. If this is what she's going for, she's damn good at her job.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 13:43:38 2015 No.6425128 >>6423943 and that's why you shouldn't "vaccinate" your children!

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:01:29 2015 No.6425168 File: 693 KB, 537x538, 1397974449842.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZUuPljahvA >throws everything in without mixing it

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:22:46 2015 No.6425211 >>6421353 Whats wrong with frying fish in olive oil?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:28:34 2015 No.6425221 >>6425211 smoke point yo

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:31:10 2015 No.6425230 >>6421353 >>6425221 refined olive oil is ok

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:31:24 2015 No.6425232 >>6425211 too low smoke point, not suited to deep frying

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:33:01 2015 No.6425239 >>6425230 truf but thats not what shes using

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:40:05 2015 No.6425253

>>6418481
Fuck, if we could all cook and talk like that faggot, we'd be covered in bitches

Bitches love a man who can cook. Even better if he's all charming and shit like the britbongs. Super polite. Good manners. All that shit.

I wish I was that dude.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:41:29 2015 No.6425254 ever wanted to know how to sharpen a knife https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1fUFbij2s0

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 14:43:21 2015 No.6425258 >>6425253 i can cook like jamie it takes like 5 years of hobbyist cooking to cook like jamie and i'm a brit i'm not covered in bitches

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:27:02 2015 No.6425362 >>6421335 that...... that is not lasagna.....

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:36:14 2015 No.6425380

>>6421447
i hate his smug face
i hate the fact he thinks hes really good at cooking
i hate his informative voice like hes telling you anything worth knowing

simply sara, ive seen every one of her videos. she makes me disgusted, but at least she seems nice. this guy makes me angry

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:38:35 2015 No.6425383 >>6425258 >and i'm a brit Do you live in UK? You have to go to America for the accent to do you any good. Even so, in order to be "covered in bitches" here, it probably means you're being smothered by the fat of one mouthy bitch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:38:54 2015 No.6425384 >>6425380 also, i hate how he describes everything as beautiful when really its vomit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:39:36 2015 No.6425385 >>6416623 >that picture What's up with the hay in the back?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:40:48 2015 No.6425387 Cuck on the go is really one of the worst people to have ever lived

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:42:43 2015 No.6425391 >>6425383 ah yeah everyone seems fascinated with brits in america

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:43:50 2015 No.6425393 >>6421447 This is nastay

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:44:13 2015 No.6425395 >>6425391 I think they're a pack of fags.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 15:48:22 2015 No.6425399 >>6425395 i prefer rollups m8

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:04:18 2015 No.6425428 >>6422982 You conned five schoolboys with autism but for some reason you think you're smart.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:06:38 2015 No.6425436 >>6422390 >splash of milk in the eggs being talked about like its divine knowledge passed down from his mother WHAT A NOVEL IDEA

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:12:34 2015 No.6425451 >>6425428 I conned 5 schoolboys with autism which honed my skills at manipulating people, which then turned into a lucrative career where I own 3 yachts along the east coast and 2 houses.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:31:58 2015 No.6425495 >>6421447 What the actual fuck. That just legit made me throw up in my mouth a little. An entire tub of Cool Whip and a brick of creamcheese jellified with cheese and pineapple and vegetables. >salad Riiight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:37:47 2015 No.6425499 >>6414891 what video is this from?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:39:04 2015 No.6425506 >>6414865 literally reddit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:40:54 2015 No.6425507 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RWJEOScToE This guy is annoying, but does this actually work? What do you think?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:40:59 2015 No.6425508 >>6414891 She looks like one of those "I'm a mom so I don't have time to do anything correctly, just chop and gooooooo and in the pan!" also, those tired looking mom hands.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:42:04 2015 No.6425513 >>6425507 He needs to clean his pans before using them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:42:21 2015 No.6425515 >>6425507 it's a bit like brining. helps the meat retain its juices. doesn't reduce the amount of connective tissue or anything.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:49:25 2015 No.6425535 >>6421447 what the fuck is this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:55:10 2015 No.6425552 >>6425515 Just make sure to sear the hell out of it to lock those juices in as well, huh?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 16:57:13 2015 No.6425558 >>6425552 brining does actually help the meat keep in juices, salt travels inside the meat and draws water in with it, if you had ever cooked in your life you would know this

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:02:03 2015 No.6425574 >>6425552 do you have any reason to deny what i just said or are you just being an arse? >>6425558 it doesn't just help it absorb juices, it helps retain them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:21:54 2015 No.6425624 File: 199 KB, 500x275, sawze.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What do you think Jack's sauces taste like? ;)

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:25:06 2015 No.6425631 >>6425624 The spicy one is tasty I haven't had any others.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 17:33:37 2015 No.6425655 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RM6CvREc9pM everything about this is shit

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:10:25 2015 No.6425764 >>6425507 I don't get why you guys hate this guy so much. He just seems like a typical "dad" type dude. Not really the greatest thing to watch but not as annoying or cringeworthy as shit like this >>6414865

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:14:49 2015 No.6425770 >>6425764 weakness. he's fat and incompetent. sensing weakness turns people into savages.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 18:26:44 2015 No.6425806 File: 1.14 MB, 200x147, 1428361633950.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6425655 >using frozen mini tacos as tortilla chips for nachos

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 19:49:06 2015 No.6426022 File: 55 KB, 350x411, 38.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6414639 GODDAMNIT THIS IS IN A HOTEL PAN TOO. HOW MANY CALORIES DO YOU NEED? >CASSEROLE >GODDAMNIT

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:01:11 2015 No.6426045 File: 1.57 MB, 640x324, 1390160040734.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6422204 They literally don't look human.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:04:57 2015 No.6426054 >>6416421 >16oz of mayo that vile concoction probably smells greater than or equal to her own ham stench.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:08:50 2015 No.6426065 >>6416437 i wonder how many towels it takes for them to dry all that ham off after a bath?

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:11:40 2015 No.6426071 >>6416623 she's just cute, using her edge to be a shitty cook and get away with it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:21:44 2015 No.6426107 >>6425391 I'm not American but I learned American English and Brit accent is sexy as fuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Apr 17 20:24:27 2015 No.6426114 >>6421447 what the actual fuck

Anonymous Fri Apr 17 23:56:02 2015 No.6426602
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Another absurdly fat American reviews garbage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLH1Tx2EyXE

Much better production than typical though. How does someone even get that big? You'd have to eat fucking 3-4000 calories a day for years.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:20:01 2015 No.6426656 >>6426602 >How does someone even get that big? You'd have to eat fucking 3-4000 calories a day for years. I think that's precisely how she pulled it off, anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:21:24 2015 No.6426661 >>6426602 He looks like he's wearing a fat suit, just, his head looks so tiny. How the fuck did he get so big all around?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:23:38 2015 No.6426671 >>6426661 By overeating shitty fast food and never exercising.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:26:00 2015 No.6426680 >>6426107 which british accent?

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:27:45 2015 No.6426687
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>>6426656
I mean why wouldn't you stop it? It's gradual and it's not like you'd never look in a mirror. I just don't understand the mentality of letting yourself let go like that. It's one thing if you're depressed or whatever but that fat ass seems perfectly fine.

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:34:38 2015 No.6426696
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>>6415349
>landwhale daughter drinking huge soda
>smug obeast cursing every other minute
>two fucking cans of cheesecake spread
>entire can of chocolate sauce
>obeast daughter breaking part kit kats like her life depended on it

europe please nuke us

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 00:44:13 2015 No.6426709 File: 250 KB, 1280x720, I'm Not Gonna Stand For This.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6414891 MODS MODS MODS

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:37:30 2015 No.6426793 >>6422823 >not liking based robert dyer

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 01:46:23 2015 No.6426805 >>6425253 jamie oliver detected

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:26:42 2015 No.6426862 >>6414639 His channel is like 'how to make shitty funeral food!'

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:27:57 2015 No.6426864 >>6425655 >le im so drunk guy >"Metaljesus" Haven't even gotten to the nachos and I hate this already.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:33:16 2015 No.6426871 File: 14 KB, 480x360, hqdefault[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6426862 >funeral food Do people make food for funerals in America?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 02:45:38 2015 No.6426888 >>6426871 Would bury

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:12:54 2015 No.6426995 >>6415349 Jesus fucking christ... >that massive soda >those massive women >those walmart graham crackers

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:25:26 2015 No.6427007 >>6426871 for the receptions, frequently yes

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:37:33 2015 No.6427017 >>6425655 I like MetalJesus but DMP is a huge tryhard tool. Thankfully he is not on the channel very much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 04:51:01 2015 No.6427031 >>6414891 saged, reported, called the fucking cops

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:04:00 2015 No.6427051 File: 4 KB, 217x202, 1426930638866.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6427031 The police can't help you

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:07:03 2015 No.6427055 File: 232 KB, 579x423, ohgodhelpme.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6427051 GOD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 05:14:00 2015 No.6427067 >>6414639 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc no doubt

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:08:37 2015 No.6427373 File: 27 KB, 489x499, cool pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6414940 >this used to be one of the best boards on 4chan

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:10:36 2015 No.6427376 File: 83 KB, 1280x720, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dignity

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:33:32 2015 No.6427414 >>6414639 This is what they call deconstructed nachos in LA's more "authentic" Mexican restaurants.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:42:02 2015 No.6427427 >>6414865 Reddit / cooking

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:44:03 2015 No.6427428 >>6416623 SO TRIGGERED BY THE OIL, HOLY FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:46:19 2015 No.6427431 >>6416558 I would be shocked if this man wasn't a cuck, good god I think it's because of the goatee, so many other famous cucks like Louis CK and Ken Domik have goatees, I think I'm starting to be unable to tell the difference

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 09:49:45 2015 No.6427437 >>6427431 he doesn't have a goatee

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:01:08 2015 No.6427452 >>6414865 I want to punch him in his stupid fucking face

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:02:56 2015 No.6427457 File: 163 KB, 413x451, 25821511.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6414872 death is near

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:10:37 2015 No.6427472 >>6416623 >all that sucking up to the Brits I love her already

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 10:52:46 2015 No.6427551 >>6416470 go die from the beetus already

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:04:01 2015 No.6427692 >>6426065 >those >bathing >ever

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:11:41 2015 No.6427700 End

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:13:01 2015 No.6427703 This

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:16:46 2015 No.6427709 Thread

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:16:53 2015 No.6427710 >>6416437 they should eat more.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:24:14 2015 No.6427725 >>6421447 calling it a salad

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:25:26 2015 No.6427730 >>6416623 it pains me that someone this unfunny and uninteresting will get through life with limitless companionship available immediately because she's hot

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:30:18 2015 No.6427746

>>6426871
I work at a cemetery, it's rare, but occasionally people get really upset when you inform them they are not allowed food on cemetery grounds. They just don't understand why we don't allow you to have a meal as we are interring their loved one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:33:30 2015 No.6427759 >>6425451 do you crave friendship?

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 12:44:07 2015 No.6427787
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>>6422204
>read your post
>expecting it to maybe be a Christmas dinner special episode or something
>open link
>video is literally called "Eating"

my sides have ascended to sentience

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 13:00:56 2015 No.6427815 >>6426054 >ham stench fuckin lol'd

Anonymous Sat Apr 18 14:46:34 2015 No.6428019
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>>6426871
A big banquet is an important part of every funeral here in Austria. The funeral party sits together, eats, drinks and talks about the deceased. It may even be the most important part of the funeral, tbh.

Do people just go to the funeral and then just part ways afterwards where you come from?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 15:13:59 2015 No.6428073 >>6416421 whenever i watch all i notice is the heavy breathing

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 16:53:39 2015 No.6428277 >>6426602 STOP BEING SO ELOQUENT. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SHITTY OVER-PROCESSED MAC AND CHEESE

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 19:45:39 2015 No.6428789 >>6426602 There is something very ironic about an incredibly fat man who is also very stingy. Obviously you're buying too much food, just spend more money on better quality food instead of scrounging about for discount, insanely cheap processed foods.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 19:48:42 2015 No.6428797 >>6428019 Sorry I thought this meant that there was food at the actual funeral. We do have foods before or after but not during the service.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 18 20:08:58 2015 No.6428848 File: 36 KB, 500x500, 1422673806559.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6414865 >that mannerism >daddy does >boop boop >yikes.net

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