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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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6409754 No.6409754 [Reply] [Original]

Alright /ck/ listen up.

A special guest is about to enter this building in just one hour, I want you to come up with an idea for a unique main course. The special guest will judge your dish from your list of ingredients, presentation or both.

Remember, the main course has to be reasonable. We don't have all fucking day to create one dish.

If you disappoint the judge, you lose my respect. Get going!

>> No.6409790

>>6409754
I serve up cheese on toast.

I disappoint the judge, lose Gordon's respect, and nothing of value is lost.

>> No.6409796

>>6409790
Fuck off Raj.

Is there anyone with a sense of creativity!?

>> No.6409801

>>6409754
I used to actually find the show interesting, even tho it was a little over top. But now its so scripted, with so many ridiculous sound effects its like a live action cartoon. Even streaming it for free with no commercials doesn't make it worth the time to watch.

>> No.6409810

>>6409801
I completely agree, I haven't watched Hell's Kitchen for at least a year. I just decided to create this thread for fun and giggles.

Wait, this isn't a fucking talk show Anon! Shut it and come up with an idea!

>> No.6409812
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>>6409754
>A special guest
I serve him alphabet soup with only two letters. A capital A and Z. He has to eat it with two forks, off of a flat plate.

>> No.6409814

shit japanese fusion food with truffle oil for no apparent reason and no semblance of traditional flavor that the 'special guest' will actually think is real japanese food.

>> No.6409821
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>>6409812
If that alphabet soup came from a can, I'll shove it right up your arse.

Half an hour to go before the guest comes! Shit /ck/, we're in deep shit now.

>> No.6409828

>>6409814
Well at least you're more determined than this lot, but it's still shit.

This special guest is no laughing matter, this person will tear you apart.

>> No.6409877

10 minutes.

Ten fucking minutes until our special guest arrives, and the best we got is a shit attempt at Japanese food.

You jokes want to win a restaurant? Really? Get a grip.

>> No.6409910
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6409910

Well, time's up /ck/.

The special guest has arrived. Present your ideas/presentations.

>> No.6409912
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>>6409910
fresh burg no franch fry

>> No.6409919

>>6409790
Simple and quick 7/10
>>6409812
Avant Garde as fuck 10/10
>>6409912
No

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>> No.6409923

>>6409814
could be good for uncultred swines

>> No.6409925

>>6409912
Medium fry for me please

>> No.6409926

>>6409922
simple quick and easy to eat 7/10

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6409942

A fucking miracle has happened /ck/, the special guest liked most of your ideas/presentations!

>>6409919
>>6409923
>>6409926

However, these are nowhere near my expectations of you. Next time, I'll be judging the food. Now fuck off back to your dorm.

>> No.6409946

>>6409925
NO FRANCH FRY

>> No.6409961

>>6409942
Thank you, Chef.

>> No.6410420

>>6409942
>the special guest liked most of your ideas/presentations!
If he actually enjoyed my two suggestions, then he must be even more of a "special" guest than I thought.