Worst thing you've drank

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Worst thing you've drank 179jfkla !!tdkKJx01k7C Sat Apr 11 20:52:33 2015 No.6408148 [Reply] [Original]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:05:25 2015 No.6408163 File: 145 KB, 621x2682, asdasdasdasd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Vermouth and Gin cocktail" doesn't even begin to describe the experience. This literally smells and tastes like vomit. Just seeing a guy chug this made me feel sick.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:12:15 2015 No.6408176 >>6408148 Good God that stuff is awful. It's not even high enough alcohol content to be vodka, it's just poorly made potato wine. Seconding that as the worst thing I've ever had to drink.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:24:19 2015 No.6408205 File: 282 KB, 1536x2048, IMGP0741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6408148

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:28:46 2015 No.6408211 >>6408176 What's the dicking point of diluting vodka to half strength? Surely the hobos that are in the market for cheap shit like this know enough about booze to realize that 42 proof is nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:29:33 2015 No.6408213 >>6408205 Why the fuck would you drink that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:30:50 2015 No.6408215 >>6408211 The only reason I can think of is that it can be sold at groceries that don't have a hard liquor license. Such as the one my friend went to when I told him to buy vodka and he came back with Kamchatka. Never again.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:32:09 2015 No.6408219 >>6408213 Accidents.

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:44:27 2015 No.6408252
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a gas station chain called Kum and Go used to sell their own brand of beer. 5$ for a 12 pack so its was the cheapest beer you could buy but it was by far the worst thing ive ever drank

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:48:34 2015 No.6408258 >>6408252 That beer probably had some Kum&Go action if you know what I mean.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:52:17 2015 No.6408260 >>6408252 10% vol? Fucking hobo juice right there

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:53:20 2015 No.6408261 File: 39 KB, 150x240, fosters_premium.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6408148 Fuck is terrible beer flavored water

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:58:10 2015 No.6408273

>>6408258

ha ha yeah man, i see the joke that the beer has penis semen in it, ha ha id like to try that just as a joke, you know? heh i mean what if a big hairy man let out a big thick load into that beer and i drank it just for kicks that be so hilarious man. does anybody have any stories about cum drinking, just like as jokes? hah ha

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:59:57 2015 No.6408276 File: 15 KB, 191x214, 1313691558853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6408252 >Kum and Go

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 22:01:20 2015 No.6408278 File: 23 KB, 320x360, alchemist_heady_topper_can.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6408148

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 22:01:26 2015 No.6408279 >>6408211 God in europe (EU laws an shit) to call it vodka it has to be at least 37.5% abv Anything under is called vodka schnappes

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 22:05:21 2015 No.6408283 >>6408148 It's interesting how this is distributed by beam suntory, which in turn is a subsidiary (duh) of suntory. These guys have a whole bunch of bourbon names under their belt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 22:05:46 2015 No.6408284 >>6408261 Fuck straya and their cheap beer

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 22:13:35 2015 No.6408294 >>6408278 10edgy49.6me

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 22:14:29 2015 No.6408297 >>6408260 thats why we drank it. it will give you a hangover like nothing else though

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 22:15:56 2015 No.6408301 >>6408205 I drank from a puss bottle on accident too but not counting that Worst alcoholic:, Zanca and a lot of it Worst nonalcoholic: Moxie

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 22:37:38 2015 No.6408340 >>6408205 You can tell an Airborne Ranger by his room! By his room! You can tell an Airborne Ranger by his room! By his room! 'Cause it smells like a shitter and you'll always find a spitter! You can tell an Airborne Ranger by his room!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 22:49:50 2015 No.6408376 >>6408273 >autism

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 23:00:29 2015 No.6408402 >no mention of dubra I guess I'm the only north easter then, too?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 23:32:44 2015 No.6408478 File: 36 KB, 500x500, skol_vodka_375_1024x1024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] sends a chill to my core

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 23:42:19 2015 No.6408498 >>6408478 skol isnt even bottom shelf

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 00:18:16 2015 No.6408611 >>6408498 srsly? i don't drink much anymore so i wouldn't really know but back when i did it was like shoe polish

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 00:24:39 2015 No.6408626 Kombucha or, literally, any IPA.

Anonymous Sun Apr 12 00:27:25 2015 No.6408632
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This shit, it's so nasty that not only would I give it my girlfriend at the time but I used the rest of it to clean a sink.

That shit is nasty...
absolute peppar = yuk.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 00:27:54 2015 No.6408633 File: 10 KB, 150x300, 27218[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This shit is unspeakably awful.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 00:29:23 2015 No.6408637 File: 790 KB, 1920x1080, Screenshot_2015-04-12-00-28-50.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] placeholder for plastic bottles of vodka or ipas

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 00:30:56 2015 No.6408642 >>6408637 Save them for halloween and give them out to kids, along with sampler fag packs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 00:33:03 2015 No.6408647 You're not supposed to drink pure tonic water, are you? I know people who actually drink it once in a while,and I thought it would please me because I like bitter things, but God forbid it, I almost had to spit it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 00:33:32 2015 No.6408649 File: 7 KB, 108x300, Prestige Vodka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Good ol' discount vodka

Anonymous Sun Apr 12 00:37:12 2015 No.6408664
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This shit tasted so disgusting. Decent brands of flavored vodka can be pretty good when it's not overly strong. This shit tasted like they dumped an entire bottle of lime flavored corn syrup in with the vodka. God damn it was bad.

Why buying this seemed like a good idea at the time I have no idea :(

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 00:39:50 2015 No.6408668 File: 56 KB, 220x295, listerine-ultraclean-antistain.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It was a dark time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 00:42:09 2015 No.6408678 >>6408633 I like regular Steelies, how is this one different?

Anonymous Sun Apr 12 00:53:57 2015 No.6408712
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I've had some under $10 wines that were quite bad but recently Keri Pineapple Juice. It smells like dog food. And the taste is what I guess dog food tastes like. Keri orange juice is alright and their pineapple juice man. I just hope I got a bad batch. Barely taste the pineapple.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 00:54:38 2015 No.6408713 File: 27 KB, 400x357, bond9a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Phuy Uck

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 01:29:09 2015 No.6408790 Cheap gin, all the bad of cheap vodka while also tasting like shitty soap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 01:37:29 2015 No.6408819 >>6408713 what is it with gooky chinks trying to into wine stick to consuming we dont want your polluted grapes or whatever they try to grow down there

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 01:43:56 2015 No.6408844 >>6408664 did they used to make gin? i think i used to not mind it haha

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 01:55:49 2015 No.6408880 >>6408844 Yeast too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 01:57:26 2015 No.6408886 >>6408668 mein nigger

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 02:02:23 2015 No.6408901 >>6408668 >listerine-ultraclean I-Isn't that really expensive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 02:07:42 2015 No.6408910 >>6408819 I know, and it's from a James Bond movie which is seriously funny stuff. Damn fucking chink wine, they can fuck off!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 02:19:24 2015 No.6408930 File: 40 KB, 271x1040, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tried sparkling vodka a few years back. Still remember the struggle of trying not to projectile vomit. Pic related.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 02:26:33 2015 No.6408953 File: 64 KB, 720x960, its fine anon you cant get blind from it.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 02:41:12 2015 No.6408990 File: 38 KB, 650x650, 17824_206[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] taaka 'bout a headache

>>	179jfkla !!tdkKJx01k7C Sun Apr 12 03:03:14 2015 No.6409053 >>6408790 Oh man cheap gin is rough, im drunk off some gilbeys right now

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 03:11:52 2015 No.6409078 File: 22 KB, 670x447, images-article-2013-01-25-021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6408148 Goon, but fuck does it get you drunk easily. But then after a few drinks it tastes nice. It's a love/hate relationship.

Anonymous Sun Apr 12 03:31:17 2015 No.6409124

>>6408990
Jesus, I've had this in college. Kamchatka, popov and some worse shit. We got some crap from a local indian (feather) liquor store. It just said "vodka" on the label, it was $9 for a handle, and it smelled like rubbing alcohol.

4 of us finished that thing and we all thought we were going to die the following day.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 03:46:22 2015 No.6409151 >>6409078 Shower goon is the most time efficient pre-drinks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 03:48:20 2015 No.6409153 >>6408284 NOBODY drinks Foster's in Australia

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 03:57:44 2015 No.6409168 File: 2.99 MB, 256x195, 1329290180183.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6408953 Jesus christ how horrifying.

Anonymous Sun Apr 12 04:21:40 2015 No.6409196
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This shit. Me and a friend had a couple each and it was like drinking acid. I threw up blue sick on the way home and she spent the night with her head down the toilet. Never again.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 04:41:14 2015 No.6409227 >>6408990 I still drink this weekly. price is too good

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 05:01:37 2015 No.6409240 >>6408844 Yeah Fleischmann's is a large food company and makes a lot of things. Their gin isn't quite as bad but Seagram's gin is a similar price and far better for low priced gin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 05:10:38 2015 No.6409248 >>6408953 >Black Booster >Sierra Leone I get it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 05:13:31 2015 No.6409253 >>6409124 Man, Taaka isn't even that bad. Not compared to Aristocrat, or drinking triple sec and vermouth because it was all you had left...

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 05:17:33 2015 No.6409257 >>6409227 >new Amsterdam seriously....best vodka under $15

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 05:29:23 2015 No.6409278 File: 34 KB, 211x600, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] either this shit or 4loko watermelon

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 05:39:32 2015 No.6409287 File: 5 KB, 300x300, Absolut%20Vanilla_1___97896_zoom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] to this day drinking anything with a distinct vanilla taste flips my stomach.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 06:07:53 2015 No.6409317 Jaegermeister and DiSorono. Pig disgusting.

Anonymous Sun Apr 12 06:36:47 2015 No.6409355
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This shit. They sell it at Polish grocery stores and even fucking gas stations for like $10 for half a litre. Shit fucks you up, still have four bottles of it at home. Good for mixing, just dont drink it pure

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 06:41:28 2015 No.6409358 >>6409355 >basically as strong as it gets

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 07:53:05 2015 No.6409440 >>6409355 >96% vol I assume this literally tastes like death.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 07:56:49 2015 No.6409447 File: 184 KB, 557x575, asshole.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Because mixing clams, tomato, and piss lager is an awesome idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 08:42:31 2015 No.6409495 I drunk a bottle of straight vermouth, and also a bottle of green wine. To this day I still can't decide which one I would rather force my worst enemies to eternally drink.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 08:50:10 2015 No.6409510 >>6409447 Apparently people in some parts of Ohio like to put Clamato in their Corona instead of a lime. I thought it was just one lunatic I had met but apparently its a thing

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 08:58:36 2015 No.6409518 File: 723 KB, 1293x2525, Stone_Green_Ginger_Wine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I drunk this once, and ever since then, I have craved death. Anything to forget the taste. Anything to forget the vomit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 09:02:30 2015 No.6409522 >>6408219 Growing up, this was a common concern in my little brother's bedroom. There was always a chance you would set your drink down next to a dip bottle and accidentally pick up the latter and drink it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 10:23:22 2015 No.6409626 >>6409522 I too have walked the minefield.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 10:33:26 2015 No.6409643 >>6409518 I saw this at bevmo and contemplated getting it, as I love most things ginger flavored. what is so bad about it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 10:34:11 2015 No.6409646 >>6409447 well micheladas are a thing just fuck man not clamato thats not how you do it and especially not with bud light reeee

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 10:43:45 2015 No.6409659 >>6409447 >clams >tomato >shitty beer I can't even imagine how vile that combination must be.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 10:57:13 2015 No.6409684 File: 519 KB, 5101x3825, mcafe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] McDonald's "coffee"

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 11:40:33 2015 No.6409772 Southern Comfort with gentian schnapps a close second.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 11:55:41 2015 No.6409800 >>6408148 jose cuervo Silver stuff was fucking noxious

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 12:18:15 2015 No.6409860 File: 36 KB, 500x500, 0068113168764_500X500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I know most of you guys are young, and probably have not had colonoscopies before, so let me be the first to warn you: this is the worst thing you will ever taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 12:20:11 2015 No.6409868 >>6409860 Don't forget the grills, I'm not one, but there are few here to keep us in check.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 12:20:58 2015 No.6409870 >>6409860 worst thing i ever tasted was an antidepressant I coughed up after the capsule had partially dissolved

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 12:25:29 2015 No.6409886 File: 36 KB, 646x201, Vodka-of-the-Gods.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this shit. it's not "of the gods", it's straight out of Satan's asshole

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 12:26:52 2015 No.6409888 >>6409870 Ugh, I accidentally chewed open a Benadryl gel capsule when I was younger. Quite a nasty surprise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 12:29:18 2015 No.6409896 File: 35 KB, 525x735, monte-alban-mezcal.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6409800 I agree on that one, any tequila silver. Same with mezcal with the worm in it , it seemed good at the time though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 12:42:19 2015 No.6409929 >>6409888 Nice trips and your mum got my nasty surpise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 12:59:51 2015 No.6409993 >>6408163 No, this is the best thing ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 13:02:02 2015 No.6410000 File: 160 KB, 1329x1717, 1513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 13:02:11 2015 No.6410001 >>6409870 That's why you take those with food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 13:08:39 2015 No.6410020 >>6409078 try not to think bout the day after goon…

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 13:23:10 2015 No.6410061 >>6409447 I don't even know what to say so I'll just do this !!!?!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 13:27:47 2015 No.6410077 >>6408163 babby can't handle the professionals choice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 13:39:55 2015 No.6410100 >>6410000 check em that looks yuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 13:41:15 2015 No.6410107 File: 23 KB, 500x375, 1209853652_f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It stop being delicious when you start puking in the middle of the street.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 13:46:50 2015 No.6410118 File: 40 KB, 500x500, redemption%20rye-500x500[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:04:38 2015 No.6410339 File: 39 KB, 600x600, loel-zivania-zivana.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I had this stuff once when visiting family in Cyprus. A close second would be palinka/rakija, that shit is terrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:06:22 2015 No.6410350 File: 207 KB, 706x1640, carlsberg_can__26458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Watery piss

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:06:29 2015 No.6410351 File: 170 KB, 600x803, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm not religious but this shit is a sin to mankind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:08:11 2015 No.6410361 >>6410350 Budweiser is worse. Sugary watery urine. Typical Americuck drink

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:19:48 2015 No.6410410 >>6409355 10/10 name.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:41:17 2015 No.6410499 File: 71 KB, 223x500, 14342503254_523d05567e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6410351 >>6409447 While reading up on this abhorrent monstrosity I discovered something arguably worse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 16:06:10 2015 No.6410595 >>6409684 This stuff isn't great, but I only ever drink it on road trips and generally find gas station coffee to be far worse. Given the choice between McD's and a Holiday station, I'd pick McD's every time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 17:12:30 2015 No.6410848 >>6409860 I've had one. Holy shit it is absolutely god awful. Worst part is I had to force down a whole gallon in order to fully clean down there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 17:22:11 2015 No.6410870 >>6409860 this was actually tasty to me. would drink again for liquid shits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 17:33:11 2015 No.6410892 >>6410499 that shit is so bad. it's like taking bacon flavoured potato chips blending them up with tomato juice and pouring some vodka on top.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 18:15:37 2015 No.6411014 On the other end, my friend made some "special chocolate milk" with vodka. I don't know what the proportion was or anything but I couldn't even taste alcohol, drank about 24 oz of that shit and just got hammered. Keep in mind I am a heavy drinker.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 18:16:44 2015 No.6411019 >>6411014 Not vodka, everclear****

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 18:30:03 2015 No.6411049 >>6409860 use to drink it every once in a while when heroin had me too backed up. i didn't think the taste was all that bad.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 20:30:36 2015 No.6411469 >>6409287 Is it really that bad? I was planning on trying it one day but I guess I won't now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 20:41:18 2015 No.6411509 File: 14 KB, 220x303, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 20:51:26 2015 No.6411533 mescaline (cactus) juice or, denatured alcohol (with bitrex)

Anonymous Sun Apr 12 20:55:27 2015 No.6411549
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Cooking wine, mouthwash, lots of Cisco "wine" , tons of cough syrup, and I'm currently drinking Gran Legacy rum because that's all I can afford. As you can tell I have a wonderful life

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 21:01:57 2015 No.6411563 File: 6 KB, 83x235, unclepopov.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're bound to have a crazy weekend when uncle Popov comes to town.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 21:05:54 2015 No.6411575 >>6410000 this is a drink for real men. and it fucks you up like anything else.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 21:10:33 2015 No.6411584 >tfw some dumbass bitch put a can she'd been spitting her dip in next to my can, and I accidentally drank from the wrong one I wanted to murder her

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 21:25:56 2015 No.6411617 >>6411549 >Cooking wine But Anon that's the same price as regular wine. I've tried it and the salt content made it undrinkable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 22:56:01 2015 No.6411833 I drank a handle of Ballentine's scotch after I dropped out of college to help with my depression. Jesus Christ.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 00:43:02 2015 No.6412092 Rubinoff and Caldwell's vodkas Plastic handle, cheap as fuck, and nasty as fuck Ah rubinoff the pride of Somerville, MA

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 00:48:42 2015 No.6412102 I went to Bo Diddly's about ten years ago and ordered a pint of kokanee. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. They obviously don't clean their lines.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 00:53:23 2015 No.6412110 File: 52 KB, 397x400, Premium.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6408953 >[Premium Quality]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 00:57:56 2015 No.6412118 File: 67 KB, 600x600, 80686363200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 01:14:44 2015 No.6412157
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Bought 2 when they were buy one get one at my grocery store, $3 for both. Couldn't finish first can. Second can is free for whatever idiot comes over and wants to drink something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 01:18:05 2015 No.6412163 >>6408478 B-but it says it premium

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 01:21:52 2015 No.6412168 >>6409355 Well it does say rekt right on the label

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 01:39:11 2015 No.6412210 File: 227 KB, 1200x1600, side pocket high gravity malt liquor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's fucking atrocious.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 01:48:30 2015 No.6412238
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>>6412210

Actually I would drink Side Pocket any day over Thunderbird. I'm an old dude and I have been drinking for a long time but I found Thunderbird to be nearly undrinkable. I had to hold my breath everything I took a drink because it quite literally smells like nail polish remover. Definitely not fit for human consumption.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:32:56 2015 No.6412334
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>>6411533
lol, fucking denatured ethanol

>worked in a lab soph year of uni
>snagged a liter of denatured ethanol for friend
> told them that this was pure ethanol and that they'd get fucked up
> they proceeded to drink this NASTY ASS beverage
>thought they were way more drunk than they were
>SHIT they are passing out drunk
>mfw it was methanol and they died cuz i couldn't read the bottle

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:29:00 2015 No.6412490 >>6409896 We were too young to know any better, three of us aquired some bottles of it. One fun part is that as piss drunk as we got, we'd chop up the worm in each bottle into three parts so we could share it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:33:28 2015 No.6412498 File: 27 KB, 165x500, Devil's_Springs-Vodka-S0525-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This stuff is pretty harsh, made in New Jersey for your pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 04:42:09 2015 No.6412506 File: 14 KB, 235x223, 1656212_10152628665119167_1744691570_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6408170 Oh the PX, you never cease to amaze.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:04:57 2015 No.6412537 >>6408170 apparently the straight bourbon is palatable

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:08:22 2015 No.6412540 >>6408953 So ghetto!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:14:33 2015 No.6412548 File: 2.23 MB, 2592x1944, Jamaican_Irish_Moss_drink_-_in_can_and_over_ice.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this jamaican oddity tasted like vanilla but had a consistency similar to vomit. Loads of little bits in it. Nasty

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:48:53 2015 No.6412567 1800 tequila absolutely disgusting

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 06:49:05 2015 No.6412605
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It tastes like if somebody added some cheap shitty fruit punch to gasoline.

Because its a flavored vodka, they use really shitty low quality vodka. And its Smirnoff, so its already shit by default.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:18:52 2015 No.6412629 File: 2.17 MB, 2048x1366, moonboy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6410000 FUCKING QUADSSSSS

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:29:21 2015 No.6412642 File: 15 KB, 250x250, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6412238 When I got some M/D 20 20 tonight the "older" dude working there told be Thunderbird was the most undrinkable beverage ever

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 07:43:56 2015 No.6412657 >>6412118 >Dekuyper Oh fuck no

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:39:26 2015 No.6412706 >>6408284 I think you mean VB

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:45:43 2015 No.6412712

>>6409643
Imagine eating pure ginger, except condensed, and absolutely obscenely strong.
It's like drinking simple syrup, ex ept instead of disgustingly sweet, it's disgustingly garlic.
It's really on my list of awful things, right between cherry-vanilla cough syrup and blended san-pedro cactus,

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:52:48 2015 No.6412716 >>6409447 It is the rough equivalent of eating out a dead mermaid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:56:03 2015 No.6412720 >>6412238 Fucking Thunderbird. It tastes like if you mixed hobo vodka with glass cleaner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:05:56 2015 No.6412837 >>6410118 >i dont like whiskey

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:12:56 2015 No.6412944 File: 120 KB, 750x1000, vodka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can't find the picture, but it's basically just Chinese vodka. It is usually sold in the big 5L bottles that water and cooking oil come in. And pic is pretty bad too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:29:19 2015 No.6412995 >>6412506 Booze isn't sold in a separate Class 6 building?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:36:52 2015 No.6413387

>>6409355
I'm pretty sure that label is a lie. I think everclear (94%?) is the highest alcohol content you can keep in the atmosphere. after that it azeotropes and starts sucking water out of the air cause it's so thirsty, like the desiccator packets you find in your shoes

also I recently found out that vodka isn't just alcohol and water, they add texturing and flavoring agents

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:39:44 2015 No.6413399 >>6410339 seconded for rakija. whenever im in serbia i still drink it but goddamn does that shit taste like jet fuel the craziest thing is that everyone drinks it out of those raised shot glasses and sips it like their legitimately enjoying it

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 13:42:56 2015 No.6413408 >>6408478 >>6408498 >>6408611 skol is good once you acquire the taste after drinking 100 handles in your lifetime and how could i let that happen i was so far gone

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:32:19 2015 No.6413544 >>6410000 Slivovitz...my really close family friends are Serbian and we go there for every Christmas and I drank a shit ton of this stuff when I was sixteen and my brother came downstairs and found me asleep in my own vomit. Never again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:40:16 2015 No.6413562 >>6413387 Wikipedia says the maximum without crazy industrial shit is 96%.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:23:40 2015 No.6415495 >>6408163 marabello is better but this is pretty good too. Toffee liqueur on the other hand...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:33:18 2015 No.6415505 >>6408284 fosters, coopers, and the rest of our macrobrews are literally more expensive in australia than the states, because of how ridiculously high the alcohol taxation here is not that we don't have some great breweries like 4 pins and feral

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:39:50 2015 No.6415511
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taaka vodka mixed with crystal light lemonade.

most sweet beverages mask the burn and bitterness of cheap vodka. somehow this did the exact opposite and amplified the awful taste.

it was horrifying. terror in a glass.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:49:10 2015 No.6415523 >>6408148 Meh, of the very cheap vodkas I think its the least bad. Popov is worse and so is Prestige (kroger).

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:50:06 2015 No.6415524 >>6411563 I can't remember when Unkle Popov came to town. I only hear the rumours.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:18:36 2015 No.6415558
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I live in Bristol so I'm a ciderhead now but when I was a teenager this shit almost put me off apples for life. At about £3 for a 3l bottle of 7.5% alcohol it was the cheapest way to get smashed available and you were never IDed for buying it but god it was fucking gross

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:32:51 2015 No.6415570
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When I was first old enough to buy booze, we wanted to get some peppermint schnapps to put in our hot chocolate. But options were limited because we had archaic liquor laws at the time, so we settled for Burnett's Hot Cinnamon Vodka.

I should have taken warning from the brand, and the flavor, and the name, and the picture of the little candies. But I didn't know any better. The girl I was with did know better, so I ended up drinking most of it.

It burned the throat, the stomach, and the asshole. My internal organs developed a sense of taste as it passed through each of them, and I couldn't flush the taste out for a day or two.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:57:43 2015 No.6415615 It was the second time I ever got drunk, and I was drinking the shit pure. Felt like drinking gasoline, and I ended up puking. It was a few months ago, and I still gag when I think about the taste.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 06:58:48 2015 No.6415617 File: 94 KB, 960x1280, cq5dam.web.1280.1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6415615 Forgot pic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:06:56 2015 No.6415630 >>6415558 I buy a couple of these every few days, rotating offies so I can fool myself into thinking they don't know I'm an alkie. They do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:34:48 2015 No.6415662 >>6415558 Do they sell plastic bottles of cheap alcohol in Australia? This looks like just what I need

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:42:42 2015 No.6415672 >>6408273 i lol'd anon

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 09:10:22 2015 No.6415793
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>>6409355

96% alcohol will run a fucking car engine. If you managed to squeeze out just a little more water, you could run a rocket on that.

What in the fuck is wrong with Polish people?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 09:13:31 2015 No.6415798 >>6409800 Gold is worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 09:47:10 2015 No.6415853 >>6415662 Nah we get fucked by insane alcohol taxes

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 10:05:50 2015 No.6415882 File: 1.91 MB, 2448x3264, rather chew up a 9volt battery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Worst thing I have tasted this week.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 10:13:58 2015 No.6415892 >>6409860 But it has a Pleasing Lemony Flavor

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 10:20:53 2015 No.6415904

>>6408148
worst ever did not have a label. was just plum brandy from someone's backyard still
tasted like sour death
next worst was some Albanian brannwein shit called Skender-Beg but everything is called Skender-Beg in Albania, so take that with a grain of salt

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 10:39:30 2015 No.6415943 worst smirnoff regular bacardi white grappa pilsner urquell

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:21:58 2015 No.6416162 >>6415793 >holy fuck this vodka is terrible, it tastes like rocket fuel >dude you ARE drinking rocket fuel

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:37:08 2015 No.6416201 >>6415793 It's just the purest alcohol you can buy for mixing your own vodca or whatever, noone really drinks this on its own. Unless you wanna seem tought at a party or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:39:14 2015 No.6416208 File: 64 KB, 600x600, ble.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:39:06 2015 No.6416429 File: 333 KB, 519x618, eAQoCZR.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6408276 >Kum and Go

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:40:08 2015 No.6416430 >>6415882 mmm, mildly tangy water

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:46:35 2015 No.6416441

>>6416201
>Unless you wanna seem tought at a party or something.

and now i remember that one college party where we invented "don't puss out". a neat little game that involved doing as many shots of bacardi 151 as you could.
no chaser, no mixers, no rests, no breaks, no coughing, no puking. just shots.

shot after shot after shot after shot....

i won with doing six shots before "pussin' out"
i couldn't fucking breathe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 14:47:23 2015 No.6416442 File: 92 KB, 657x406, ss+(2015-04-14+at+02.46.39).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This at a local brewery called Hideout

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:02:33 2015 No.6416475 >>6408953 I once drank some 'home made' scrumpy cider that my brother in law purchased from a farmer at the side of the road. The next day we both had jaundice and had to go to hospital for a detox and had to take three days off work.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:04:06 2015 No.6416476 >>6410000 I actually really like that stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:06:10 2015 No.6416481 How come, now, whenever I drink hard I have bad anxiety, depression, and heart paliptations unless I go abstinent for 3-7 days?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:17:19 2015 No.6416513 >>6416442 Why do that to a perfectly nice stout? Also, how would bourbon cask aging add any sourness? Bourbon isn't sour.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:18:12 2015 No.6416517 >>6416513 >Bourbon isn't sour. Shit bourbon is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:46:45 2015 No.6416608 File: 32 KB, 495x259, snapshot_family-495x259.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Absolutely vile.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:47:49 2015 No.6416611 >>6416481 Alcoholism, you silly shit. Your internal organs are used to swimming in poison.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 15:52:42 2015 No.6416624
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My friend bought a two six packs of these.
He took a drink of one and gave the rest to me.
Horrible from what I could remember, but can't complain about free alcohol and still drank it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:00:01 2015 No.6416643 >>6416611 But how fix?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:01:02 2015 No.6416646 >>6416517 Guess I better check my privilege for having not had to drink shitty bourbon. Sorry if I triggered anyone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:03:11 2015 No.6416651 >>6416643 Stop drinking with help from others.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:07:37 2015 No.6416663 >>6416651 Sounds terrible.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:08:17 2015 No.6416665 File: 107 KB, 397x594, I'll have dinner make steak.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6416643 Stop drinking so much on a regular basis. Drinking more than 21 units of alcohol per week poses significant health risks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:08:58 2015 No.6416668 >>6416665 drinking less than 30 is weak

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:09:36 2015 No.6416671 >>6416665 How much is one "unit" of alcohol?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:11:01 2015 No.6416673 >>6416671 half a pint of beer, or 1 can domestic macro

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:19:50 2015 No.6416693 >>6416671 Commonly quoted as either one glass of wine, one can/bottle of beer, or one shot of typical liquor (40% ABV / 80 proof)

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:32:40 2015 No.6416734
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>>6408148
Anyone from Chicago will tell you this is the worst thing ever that you have to do a shot of right now.
I think just about every bar carries a bottle just for the odd tourist that's never had it before.
I have a (mostly full) bottle in my apartment for similar reasons.
>mfw google image results for 'malort face'

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:37:01 2015 No.6416750 >>6416734 I live in Chicago and love the stuff. People have different tastes and you can make a pretty great Malort Sour. I'd say it's about 50/50 when I have out of towners try it, some hate it and some say fuck thats really good.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 16:43:11 2015 No.6416769

>>6415495
I'm honestly amazed how many people are capable of drinking it. I suppose it miraculously becomes drinkable if it's mixed in orange juice, but raw it's so bad that I'm convinced the government has it made horrible on purpose to discourage alcoholism.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:12:52 2015 No.6416856 File: 7 KB, 166x303, Horse piss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This, i hate all beer in general and never drink it however ive tried this before and i have never tasted anything worse in my life.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 17:18:09 2015 No.6416869 File: 129 KB, 975x650, jack-daniels.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not bait. At least, not intentionally. This shit is absolutely fucking disgusting to me. Overly sweet with the nastiest aftertaste of any drink I've ever had.

>>	179jfkla !!tdkKJx01k7C Tue Apr 14 18:06:42 2015 No.6417023 >>6416869 The more I think about it that might actually be the worst thing I've ever drank. If 'Chatch is all that's left at the party I'll drink it but if someone offers me Jack I politely decline

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:08:46 2015 No.6417030 >>6416162 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 18:11:15 2015 No.6417040 >>6416856 XXXX is even worse I reckon

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 19:47:19 2015 No.6417301 >>6410000 You must be some sissy faggot.

Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:21:15 2015 No.6417377

>>6416750
I actually kinda like it as well, just a really rough flavor if you've never had anything like it before. The flavor itself is decent, but the aftertaste can linger longer than it should.

It's especially abrasive if you don't know what to expect, which is why it's so fun to give it to out of towners' without telling them what it is.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 20:22:16 2015 No.6417380 >>6417040 XXXX was the first beer I ever had. It was actually pretty decent.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 06:45:19 2015 No.6418601 >>6416624 Yeah, they try to sell these as craft beer. they taste like butt. actually, thats offensive to the girls butts i've eaten. they taste like shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 06:49:35 2015 No.6418605 Coffee flavoured cider. I was 14.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 06:51:51 2015 No.6418608 >>6418605 Runner up: the strawberry wine my parents made

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:00:18 2015 No.6418615 >>6412498 Heh, I had some of that last weekend. Wasn't that bad, but had some serious burn to it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:02:42 2015 No.6418617 >>6415793 >2015 >not drinking rocket fuel so you can melt steel beams shiggy

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:16:47 2015 No.6418628 >>6408953 holy fuck

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:20:44 2015 No.6418631
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>>6409860
ooooh no
not til the next day
the big jug they give you is worse
I almost had to cancel because I nearly threw it all up on the last stretch of the jug
>mfw im 21 and had to get this done

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:24:52 2015 No.6418633 >>6409196 That looks fucking awful, lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:27:36 2015 No.6418635 >>6418631 also wasnt drinking this fast enough for at least 60% of the jug. Had to murder a bag of mints to even get to the pace I was supposed to be drinking it and it was still the most awful experience I've ever had in my short life.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:28:33 2015 No.6418638 >>6409886 Rum of the Gods is good though. At least for mixing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:39:50 2015 No.6418649 >>6418631 I had one done before 21 actually. Drinking all that shit was fucking awful. It did taste really bad. Felt the exact same way about wanting to cancel because I was so sure I couldn't finish the entire gallon

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:44:14 2015 No.6418652 File: 65 KB, 563x542, 1428263362890.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] White Lightning or Frosty Jacks

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:44:54 2015 No.6418654 >>6408148 some czech vodka, dunno name anymore

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:47:14 2015 No.6418655 >>6418652 Who would have thought that you can't get a decent cider for £1 a litre

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:49:50 2015 No.6418656 File: 57 KB, 480x480, 1428178667844.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6418655 I only drank it once cause I had no money to pre drink and a pal got it for me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 07:55:03 2015 No.6418660 >>6408953 this looks god awful holy shit for me it's campari. straight. shit tastes like the worst vile thing i've ever tasted. worse than the cheapest vodka/rum/whiskey anything i've ever had.

Anonymous Wed Apr 15 09:21:26 2015 No.6418764
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>Smells like slightly off lettuce
>Tastes like incredibly cheap vodka mixed with all the artificial flavors in the world

No mixer can change it, no water can distill.
It is not for human fucking consumption.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 09:29:25 2015 No.6418778 >>6412548 So... it had natural pulp? Are you american by any chance?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 09:30:25 2015 No.6418779 >>6412605 Jesus christ, drinking this is the only time I have been passed out, throwing up drunk. Never again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 09:31:09 2015 No.6418782 >>6408301 oh dear fuck moxie is so bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 09:33:10 2015 No.6418789 >>6418764 >it's called oddka >flavor listed is fresh cut grass >Lol this tastes like shitty leaves and vodka you guys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 15 09:34:35 2015 No.6418793 >>6418764 20% abv. nigga this is grass wine.

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