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>finally move out of my Mother's basement
>get small clean decent apartment
>get job at local nail salon cleaning up
>Mom gives me a toaster as house warming gift
>get up the other morning thinking of making a piece of toast for breakfast
>make toast
>have to throw other piece away
>just wanted one piece
>depressed all day
>why are toasters made like this?

>> No.6401737

>>6401695

next time wrap the extra piece in aluminum foil and put it in the freezer

when you want a piece a of toast just put it under the broiler for a few minutes, then flip it and broil the other side for about a minute

enjoy your toast!

>> No.6401742

>>6401695
2/10 I almost believed you were so silly-minded.

>> No.6401744

>>6401695
Just get a toast plug for the other hole

>> No.6401749

Don't mess with Zohan

>> No.6401760

>>6401744
Or fill it with silver ware it conducts the heat better

>> No.6401766

>>6401744

tried that, they don't make a toast plug to fit my machine

>> No.6401790

Return toaster and get a single one or one that has a single button for losers like you that live alone and cannot manage two pieces of toast

>> No.6401791

ice cold pasta with a side of garlic toast bruv

>> No.6401792

Why don't you just make one piece and leave the other empty?
That's what I do

>> No.6401805

Sacrifice a live mouse in the other slot.

>> No.6401809

>>6401742
I wanted to post something to this affect.

>> No.6401816

>>6401792

The toaster doesn't work unless you plug both holes.

I tried putting in 1 slice by itself and the thing wouldn't turn on.

>> No.6401818

>>6401792
Are you trying to get OP to burn his apartment down?

>> No.6401820

>>6401816
>>6401818
Are you fucking serious?
Am I being trolled?

>> No.6401826

>>6401820
no, i just think you're an intellectual and emotional juvenile with a persecution complex that functions as a jury-rigged raison d'être in place of a strong raceculture foundation.

no adult blames you for being the way you are. we know you'll grow out of it eventually. it's not your fault you were born that way and it's not your fault that you're such a fucking twat either.

i wouldn't worry too much about it.

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6401830

>>6401826

>> No.6401831

>>6401826
How is this relevant to slice locked toasters?

>> No.6401838

>>6401816
Hard to believe a toaster like that exists. So retarded.

>> No.6401842

>>6401831
there are a lot of people who think they're semi intelligent and think it's just a placebo affect, you're not alone buddy. not gonna write an essay since you seem pretty close-minded but from an evolutionary perspective your mind was never built for porn and fucks and tricks your mind up pretty fucking bad if you over use it. and on top of that you're constantly shooting testosterone out of your body instead of holding it in and forcing yourself to find a girl.... it's not a placebo. There's a lot to it you haven't even thought about. Try it, man up faggot.

>> No.6401846

>>6401842
Dad?

>> No.6401854

>>6401846
Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate way for measuring?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and daughter take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants... Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down into a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it... but I didn't.

>> No.6401862

>>6401854
Oh fuck it has been awhile since I've seen this pasta

>> No.6403450
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6403450

who only eats one piece of toast?

the machine is made for two slices

>> No.6403451

>>6401809
>affect

-5/10

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6403489

>>6401695

you think you feel bad
when I want one piece of toast I'm depressed for a week

>> No.6403492

>>6401737
What the fuck is a broiler

>> No.6403687

>>6403492
It's a double boiler, but with only one and an r.

>> No.6403782
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6403782

>>6403492

it's the top part of your oven that has coils

in a restaurant their called salamanders

get busy toasting or get busy broiling

>> No.6403794

>>6401842
>on top of that you're constantly shooting testosterone out of your body instead of holding it in and forcing yourself to find a girl....
Whats the women's version of this?

>> No.6403838

jop

>> No.6403847

it's copypasta mates

>> No.6403871

>>6403847
Pasta is /ck/

>> No.6403945

>>6401842
You're describing yourself perfectly.
>and think it's just a placebo affect.
You don't know what the placebo effect is, you're thinking of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

>> No.6404291

>>6403782
>having an electric broiler

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